( ί ί) The type of endings that come from Asian Massage Spas!
( ί ί) The Mittens that Came to Innsmouth!
( ί ί) Trying to talk about the planet "Uranus" while trying to be serious!
( ί ί) Renaming it "Urectum" to get rid of that joke forever!
( ί ί) HAPPY ENDINGS OF HAPPY THREADS‼
( ί ί) Turning bacchanalias into urinalias!
( ί ί) Chocolate covered deep fried Squeeks!
( ί ί) 10GETs!
( ί ί) 7-11s!
( ί ί) ( ί ί)s!
( ί ί) ( ί ί) ( ί ί)!
( ί ί) Ceci n'est pas une Happy Thing!
( ί ί) PIE!
( ί ί) Adult Swim protecting me from naked girls
( ί ί) Chop suey!
( ί ί) Cats!
( ί ί) Sex with cats!
( ί ί) Taiyaki Thieves!
( ί ί) The mitten-shaped birthday cake >>26fs mom made for her!
your parents and your friends are dead but I baked you a cake
p.s. i killed them
I came home to my girlfriend standing amidst a pool of blood. Mangled bodies littered the floor, blood still streaming from their freshly opened wounds. Her arms were outstretched, and she held in her hands a beautifully decorated cake.
( ί ί) Finding the non-disposable fork in the garbage bin before closing the lid and walking away!
( ί ί) Reminder: 100 sterilization credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.
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( ί ί) The melty people in Command and Conquer Generals when you use biological weapons against them!
i◔ิ_◔ิjhee-hee
( ί ί) i◔ิ_◔ิj
( ί ί) The short-lived career of i◔ิ_◔ิj
i◔ิ_◔ิj careers are for loosers
i◔ิ_◔ิjso is spelling
i◔ิ_◔ิj Aircon in hot weather
( ί ί) http://anisearch.net/?q=mittens !
( ί ί) LIVE in Baghdad!
( ˃ ˂) E X U P!
( ί ί) I shall not turn away from my religion again! I have found the truth! Yay!!!!
( ί ί) I WEAR MITTENS OF GOD!!!!
( ί ί) reip
( ί ί) ♡
( ί ί) ♥
I want some lemon"nade"
Lemonade? You just drank a whole gallon! I don't think you need any "mo"
( ί ί) Bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!
( ί ί) ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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A day off! Yes! Time to relax...
( ί ί) Kicking back on a rainy Sunday and playing Bejewelled.
( ί ί) Tomorrow is my last day of class for the semester, and I have like the whole week off work.
( ί ί) Day shifts!
I just killed a baby!
( ί ί) I can braid my own leg hair together... between both legs! I'm fucking awesome!
( ί ί) Pork tonkatsu ramen!
( ί ί) CUTE CHIHUAHUAS!
( ί ί) ...
( ί -ί) Nothing makes me happy. I don't know how to be happy. I'm posting in the wrong thread hoping to make someone as miserable as I am every day I keep breathing.
( ί ί) Taking it easy!
( ί ί) My girlfriend is pregnant! And we're going to cook the baby for dinner!
( ί ί) I'm high on Royal Crown Cola!!!!
( ˃ ˂) So high I could die!
( ί ί) I found a penny! But I'm in New Zealand... it's useless.
( ί ί) DQN !
( ί E) Mental retardation!
( ί ί) Killing tigers with your bare hands!
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( ί ί) Having a girlfriend who loves you
( ί ί) Being a lesbian!
( ί ί) pretending to love your boyfriend, while secretly having an affair with his sister.
( ί ί) molesting your sister
( ί ί) Pretending to love your brother while secretly having an affair with his girlfriend.
( ί ί) /m/ !!!!
( ί ί) the two-disc sequel to last summer's chart topping madness.
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@@@@!@iή’ί ίΙ!'@i|@That wonderful feeling after taking a huge dump!
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( ί ί) Loving your boyfriend and his sister equally and having threesomes with them!
( ί ί) Homosexuals like >>92 who partake in incestuous bisexual threesomes!
( ί ί) Having a mom who's a fat, disgusting fuck so insults towards her would only make me feel better!
( ί -ί) ...having a fat, disgusting fuck of a mom.
( ί ί) Not being in a relationship anymore and therefore having absolutely zero guilt when fantasizing about my true love, Ayanami Rei!
( ί ί) Masturbating to cartoon characters because I can't relate to real women!
( ί -ί) Wondering how I will ever spread my genes and raise a brilliant child if I am not attracted to three-dimensional women...
( ί ί) And then drowning my sorrows in hentai!
( ί ί) Fucking cheap whores while watching movies of 2D women!
( ί ί) I am alone! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!! Hahahahahaa!!!
( ί ί) Bread!
( ί ί) A mentally retarded man on death row!
( ί ί) necrophilia
( ί ί) cocaine and heroine
( ί ί) shese! Smoked shese!
( ί -ί) Eating all of the smoked shese.
( ί -ί) Capchas
( ί ί) speech diusorders!
( ί ί) Not being in Somalia!
( ί ί) Kana Minami
( ί ί) Those Claim Jumper Turkey & Stuffing meals! YEAH!!!
( ί ί) And the money I make endorsing their fine product!
Being on 4-ch and literate!
Disembodied voices!
( ί ί) PANTSU
( ί ί) Disenvoiced bodies!
( ί ί)
( ˃ ˂) wo ai ni
( ~ ~)teh voices in my head
( ί ί) this thread
( ί ί) boners!
( ί ί) Double-chainsawed lumberjacks!
( ί ί) Kopipe from SAoVQ!
( ί ί) Fushigi Purupuru Pururin Rin song
( ί ί) "In the earlier stages of Tira's design, she was depicted as wearing thick mittens, apparently for the purpose of protecting her hands when she wields her ring-blade. More concept art unlocked as bonuses in Soulcalibur III reveal that Tira was also initially designed as a catgirl."
( ί ί) Happy birthday 4chan.org!
( ί ί) I had a nooner today.
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( ί ί) Being tsundere for Daddy Cool!
( ί ί) Cup Noodle
( ί ί) Going on /b/, then coming on DQN.
( ί ί) DQN is much better.
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(@ίΝί)c@Oppai! Oppai!
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( ί ί) Never getting on 4-ch again.
( ί ί) r@ygold!
( ί ί) Just chillin' with Squeeks on the couch, playing Rock Band.
( ί ί) The death of mankind!
( ί ί) Doomsday!
( @ @) Trippin balls
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@ @ @ @ |@Updating my blog which is all about
@ @ @ @ |@sitting in carryon luggate with a laptop!
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Being buried up to my neck in a flower garden!
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( ί ί) Candy!
( ί ί) finding that mitten you lost stuck to your jeans in the dryer
( ί ί) Dragon Quest
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@ @ @ @ |@ Starcraft!
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( ί ί) Prescription drugs taken without a prescription!
( ί ί) Not having to go out to vote on Tuesday, since I'm not American.
( ί ί) Not having to go out to vote ever, because I'm Cuban!
( ί ί) Telling an exit pollster that I voted for Ron Paul when I really didn't!
( ί ί) Choosing not to vote
( ί ί) Writing in "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" for President because I felt like wasting my vote
( ί ί) Following suit with >>156 in hopes of starting a movement akin to that of "Alice's Restaurant".
( ί ί) Making a copy of my ass cheeks and printing them on my voter registration paper!
( ί ί) Sending it in and waiting for a response!
( ί ί) DQN!
>>154
( ί ί) Telling an exit pollster that I voted for Ron Paul when I really did!
( ί ί) Telling an exit pollster it was none of his fucking business and then the crowd went wild I'M A HERO!!!!
( ί ί) Voting for DADDY COOL
>>153 no intertubes in cuba
( ί ί) not having to vote today because i'm an alien!
( ί ί) Losing five bowling balls off your gut!
ί ί Having a disembodied face!
( ί ί)
Ventriloquism!
( ί ί) Voyeurism!
( ί ί) If you forget to put in your captcha and press the back arrow your post will still be written and not wiped clean like on most boards!
( ί ί) I find this very convenient, epically if my post is long.
( ί ί) Anal sex with crocodiles!
( ί ί) Sapping Sentries...
MOE = NO CLEAR TRANSLATION - DIFFERENT WEEABOOS GIVE IT DIFFERENT MEANINGS
( L `) Moé = cute girl whom youLd love to protect against any danger.
( L `) Masturbation to Moé girls...
( ί ί) Getting severe burns from pressing my genitals against a hot stove top!
(*L `) Having mistaken moé with russian }v ("it's mine").
( ί ί) The good Christmas present was got!
((/ >.?) BLACK ANGEL OF DEATH SWEEP ME AWAY IN UR ARMS!!!1
( ί ί) laughing at others misfortune
( ˃ ˂) Sex with life-sized dolls!
( L `) Weed.
( ί ί) Engrish!
( * *) Drug abuse!
( ί ί) Leibniz!
( ί ί) Newton!
( ί ί) Skepticism
( ί ί) Funny captcha!
( ί ί) TROLLING
( ί ί) Sleeping in!
( ί ί) Sandwiches!
( ί ί) Making your own music!
( ί -ί) Even if it is with a PC, not to mention terrible...
( ί ί) Miku Hatsune!
( ί -ί) Being too shy to sing.
( ί ί) Kaito!
( ί -ί) No one cares about him because hes male
( ί ί) Bagels with lox spread!
( ί ί) Bach!
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( ί ί) FRIENDS! (ί ί )
الحمدلة! ( ί ί)
( ί ί) Moral relativism!
( ί ί) 6 hours of sleep a day!
( ◉ ◉) 2 hours of sleep a day!
( ί -ί) 0 hours sleep a day!
( ί ί) Caffeine
( ί ί) Speaking of 2 hours of sleep... Nicola Tesla!
( LΦ`) Waking up earlier than anyone else.
( ί ί) Not being Grandpa!
( ί ί) Stealing my roomate's awesome headphones after he leaves early for Thanksgiving vacation!
( ί ί) RAH-RAH-RASPUTIN, lover of the Russian queen!
( ί ί) There was a cat that really was gone.
( ί ί) 5545 days ago I turned 6 yo.
>>211 ( ί ί) Not knowing what the lyrics to Boney M songs mean yet singing them anyway!
( ί ί)Dancing like no one is watching!
( ί ί) Lock the taskbah!
( ί ί) Iced coffee!
( ί ί) I live in the same world as Squeeks!
( ί ί) I feel compelled to share my joy rather than my unhappiness!
( ί ί) The feeling of petting a cat.
( ί ί) Thinking Nobuyuki was a real artist and then realizing hes just a regular guy like us!
( ί ί) BEEEEER!
( ί ί)Sparky4 left iichan!
( ί ί) Yes he did, >>224-san!
( ί -ί) Hazuki is still there though.
( ί ί) Dik-diks!
( ί -ί) Links to Newgrounds.
( ί ί) Serissa! http://serissa.org/
( ί -ί) >>227 Hazuki is a cool dude. eh posts nekomimi and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>238
( ί ί) Well stop crying about it!
( ί ί) The gordon!