[Part II] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (525)

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

The much anticipated second season of Everybody Loves
Clonepa got off to a rocky start as the beloved child actor
arrived on set and completely f-
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( ・ω・) I forgot to tell the crew to come, what a pickle.

( ・-・) That was my goddamn 999GET.

( ・ω・) But my bestest friend showed up anyway!

( ・ω・) Yayyyyyyy!

( ・ω・) He has his eyes back too! YAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

( ・-・) Why are you talking about me in the third person? I'm right here, you mongoloid.

　　 　 .∧ ∧　　Hey buddy buddy!
≡　(^（ ・ω・）　　　
　 　 ヽ　 (^__）_从∩∩
　≡　 ）　.＿＿） >・-・）･∵ -hurk-

　　　 　　　　　　 　　　　 　 　　　　　 　 ∩∩
　　　 　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　≡　（ ・-・） I hate you!
　　　 　　　　 　 　　　　 　　　　≡ 　　 /　つ旦
　　　 　　　　　　 　　　　　　 　　　≡　 と.__)_)

　　　 　　　　　　 　　　　 　 　　　　　 　 ∩∩
　　　 　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　　（ ・-・） Haha! What makes you think gravity
　　　 　　　　 　 　　　　 　　　　　 　　 /　つ旦　　applies to an internet forum?!
　　　 　　　　　　 　　　　　　 　　　　　 と.__)_)

　　　 　　　　 　 　　　　 　　　　　 　　
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( ・ω・) He'll be okay. He's a rabbit. I understand that they bounce pretty well.

（ ・-・） You don't understand anything.

( ・ω・) I like cake.

( ・ω・) Your head is really fat today, Beady Buddy.

( ・ω・) Kinda like cake.

( ・ω・) Beady Bunny Buddy o' mine!

( ・ω・) If you could bug your eyes out your would be called Bugs Bunny or Buggy Eyes or Bugger Buddy.

( ・ω・) Big Beautiful Beady Bugger Bunny Buddy!

（ ・-・） Just shut the f-

（ ・o・） -brrrrrrrrrrp-

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( ´ω`) I see Clonepa is starting to unlock his potential. The infinite potential held within me.

( ´ω`) Time to commence operation: Clonepa Genocide.

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　　　 、.＼　ヽ

( ・-・) LET ME OFF DAMNIT

　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 ∩∩∧∧
　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 ( ・-( ・ω・) We're having an adventure!!
　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　　（っ（,, O┬O
　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 （））'J_））

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　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 ( ・-( ・ω・)
　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　　（っ（,, O┬O
　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　 （））'J_））

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　　 ∩∩∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 (・-・( ・ω・)
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　　（っ（,, O┬O
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　　　　　　　　　　　 　 （））'J_））

　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 ∩∩∧∧
　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 ( ・-( ・ω・)っ huirgh
　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　　（ つ,, O┬O
　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 （））'J_））

THE MIND BOGGLES

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 lxωx冫=0l ・-・冫=0 Oh no, what have I done? Now I'm going to crash and burn!
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ヽ＿＿_ノヽ＿＿__ノ 　　　　　　

This just in: Beady Eyes is dead after a horrifying scooter
disaster. Fortunately, beloved child star Clonepa survived
without a scratch. He attributed his good luck to e-
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( ・-・) You shouldn't believe everything you see in the news.

( ・-・) I said you shouldn't believe everything. Because they said you survived without a scratch, that must mean I didn't die.

( ・-・) Wait, wait. Yeah, I'm dead! Guess you'll never bother me again.

( ・ω・) But what if my best friend is a zombie?

( ・ω・) What if he was already a zombie?! It's ok, I don't mind. I'm not prejudice.

　　 ∧＿/∩∩　　
　　（　・ω(・-・ ) DON'T RAPE ME!!!!1rdhertjtdfiur
　　（　つ と　　0
　 　 ）　 ⊂ _,ノo

　　 ∧＿/∩∩　　
　　（　・ω(・-・ ) I have stuffed myself with poisonous pills.
　　（　つ と　　0
　 　 ）　 ⊂ _,ノo

Both Beady Eyes and beloved child star Clonepa are dead.
In a bizarre suicide pact, the annoying comic foil apparently-
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( ・-・) What's the matter? Can't take a little criticism?

( ・-・) I'm glad to see you've been taking your pills.

( ・ω・) They really cleared up my acne fast!

( ・ω・) And my bacne too!

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　 　 　 ＿＿__　　 | 　My Creator, I thank thee for miraculously curing my acne.
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　 ／　　.／( ・ ).＼ 　　　　　　o〇　 　 　　 ヾ!;;;::iii|//"

( ・ω・) According to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1142117675/127 I only have 3 months to live.

( ・ω・) I hope Mittens puts out by then. It would be a shame if I died a virgin.

( ・ω・) For that matter, what's a virgin? Olives?

( ・ω・) I like to puke in mittens.

( ・ω・) But my puke tastes like butterscotch pudding.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Cool! We should take all your clones, force them to see Grandpa naked, take all the vomit and sell it!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) AND THEN WE CAN BUY MORE MITTENS!!!!

( ˃ ヮ˂)

( ・ω・) Whoa, whoa, whoa. I lost you at "take".

( ・ω・) Hey, Mittens. If we smooch, your barf will taste like butterscotch pudding too!

( ・ω・) Maybe.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Only one way to find out! Come here, Clonepa!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...

( ´ω`) Smooching your brownie hole should have the same effect as a mutual tongue tickling of throats.

( ・-・) This thread is like, half the size of my bathroom.

can it be OVER 9000?!

( ・-・) It's certainly bigger than your rectum.

( ・-・) You know, we should call you Dronepa cause you're a sexless critter born to serve Queenpa.

( ・ω・) Nah, that messes up the scansion.

( ・ω・) "Everybody Loves Dronepa" just sounds stupid.

( ´ω`) That's an awfully tinny word, "Dronepa."

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・ Ψ・) Mr. Clonepa seems to be exhibiting palilalia. Clearly, this is indicative of undiagnosed autism.

( ・ω・) Oh! I love paella.

( ・ω・) Is that like kumquat pie?

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・ω・) We've got a lot of good times in store for our upcoming season!

( ・ω・) Lots of laughs and you may even learn a thing or two!

<( ・ω・)> Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa EX.

<( ・ω・)> I am Clonepa wearing a Corean.

<( ・ω・)> I am Clonepa with pointy ears.

v ( ・ω・)> Oops, it fell.

v ( ・ω・) v Aw, hamburgers.

v ( ・ω・) v I guess I'm just Clonepa again.

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　　　　　　 （・ω・　） ＜ 　Yay! It's scooter time〜♪
　　　　 ,Oﾞﾞ)=⊂二 ） ≡ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　／　ノ((￣＿ノﾆﾆフ

( ・-・) Where the hell do you get the budget for all this?

( ・ω・) What's a budget? Can you ride it?

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

( ・-・) You've got to be kidding me.

( ・ω・) Yay! My best friend in the whole world!!!

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

( ・ω・) Where did you get the cat suit? Is that for the show?

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

( ・-・) 100get!

( ・-・) goddamfuckshitpissalloverit

( ・ω・) Yay! You're back!!!

( ・ω・) How was Peru?

( ・-・) Peru sucked. Too damn much rainforest if you ask me.

( ・ω・) I did ask you.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ You should have asked me.

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa. What's your name?

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Names are for peasants and blue collar workers.

( ・ω・) My name is Clonepa.

( ・ω・) Clonepa
Power: tanasinn
Intelligence: ( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa.
Charisma: ( ・-・) He doesn't have any.

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

　　　　　　　　　∧_∧
　　　　　　　 　（・ω・ ）　＜Weeeeee!
　　　　　　　　O┬O　)
　　　　　　　　◎┴し'-◎ ≡　　

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　　　　　　 　（・ω・ ）　＜Woohoo!
　　　　　　　O┬O　)
　　　　　　　◎┴し'-◎ ≡　　

              ∧_∧

　　　　　　 　 ( ・ω・ ）　＜Oh my gosh! I think I ran over something!
　　　　　　　 O┬O　)
　　　　　　　 ◎┴し'-◎ ≡　

　　へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

Viewers expecting a fun time to share with their children
were instead treated to a freak in a giant Security Kitten
suit dropping the F Bomb and generally behaving like a b-
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"That's the last time I put up with him," said Junior,
a young child who is abused daily by Grandpa, his grand-
father. "I hope he keels over and--
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Comic foil Beady Eyes was arrested after allegedly being
discovered masturbating in a grocery store bathroom. The
police indicated that nobody on staff particularly wanted to
extract the carrot, which the rude little rabbit had s-

へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　
　　|ノ　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

                                へ＿＿＿_ﾍ　

　　|ノ 　　 　　　ヽ　　
　 ｜　 ´　　 　 ｀ |　.
　　ﾐ *　____ｰ__　ﾐ

( ・ω・) I didn't know there were this many Security Kittens.

( ・-・) You know nothing!

( ・-・) I wasn't masturbating, either! I was ...

( ・-・) ...

( ・ω・) I know you're just pretending.

( ・-・) 123 get

( ・ω・) Ooooo, so close!

( ・-・) I'M BEADY
( ・-・) SON OF A BITCH CLONEPA
( ・-・) CLONEPA IS PIG
( ・-・) DO YOU WANT A GRANDPA?

( ・ω・) We can't fuck. We don't have the parts.

( ・-・) please to be shutting fukc the up

( ・-・) ...

( ・-・) eep op orp a a

( x-x) -kchak-

( ・ω・) Why so serious?

( ・-・) You remind me of my dad.

( ・ω・) I hate your dad.

( ・-・) I expected some star wars reference.

( ・ω・) Tilt your computer back 60 degrees, and everything will look like the intro of Star Wars.

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ) Hello ev・ello everyone! My naω・) nam(everyo・) Hello ee! My name is Clne! My nameMy nryone! Monepa.e! Mω・) Hme is Clonepe! My na( ・ryone! My name is Hello everyoω( ・e! Mω・) Hello ・) Hello everyons Clonepa.veryone! My name is C( ・ω・) Helloevere! Myone! My ( ・ω・o everyone! My nyone

( ・ω・) Hello >>137, or shall I call you "( ) Hello ev・ello everyone! My naω・) nam(everyo・) Hello ee! My name is Clne! My nameMy nryone! Monepa.e! Mω・) Hme is Clonepe! My na( ・ryone! My name is Hello everyoω( ・e! Mω・) Hello ・) Hello everyons Clonepa.veryone! My name is C( ・ω・) Helloevere! Myone! My ( ・ω・o everyone! My nyone" ?

(・∀・) Ew, gay magic?

( ・ω・) Sorry, that must have been left over from our first season.

( ・ω・) Is that another word for complement?

(・∀・) >>134, he was armed only with this.

( ・ω・) Wow. You should work in Hollywood!

(・∀・) I already have a prolific and fulfilling career in Bollywood.

( ・ω・) Hello, my name is Clonepa.

( ・-・).......

( ・ω・) That's right! Everybody Loves Clonepa!

( ・-・) SHUT UP NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU

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　　　　　　||. (･ω･`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
　　　　　　||oと.　 Ｕ|

(・∀・) I love this show.

( ´ω`) It's fun for the whole family!

(・∀・) What are those big, round things?

( ・-・) am I supposed to be watching this...

( ´ω`)

( ・-・)

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　　　　　　||. (･ω･`| (They were tits!)
　　　　　　||oと.　 Ｕ|

・-・)

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(・∀・) HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!

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　　　　　　||. (･ω･`| Goodbye everyone! My name is Clonepa.
　　　　　　||oと.　 Ｕ|

Next week on Everybody Loves Clonepa, laugh as his new b-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　Another show well done.

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　　　　　　／|∧_∧|
　　　　　　||. (･ω･`| Goodbye Broadway, Hello France!
　　　　　　||oと.　 Ｕ|

-get into Clonepa's act. Now turn off your TV and go outside
because The Royal Crown Cola Beady Eyes Fun Time Hour
is on, and as usual, it sucks ass.
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Hi everybody! I'm Beady Eyes and what is the deal with airplane f-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（´ω`　ヽ　Die.

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♪　　　　　　　　　　∧,, ∧ ･ω･) A hoy ya! A hoy ya! A hoy ya hoy ya hoy ya!
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　　　 ♪∧,, ∧ ･ω･)　　 )っ＿_フ　　 ♪　　　 ∧,, ∧

Stop cloning around and get back to work!!
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・) haha, that clonepa

Yes sir, Mr. Butterfat, sir!
BUTTERWORTH!!!!!!!
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(╬☉д⊙) WHAT IS ALL THIS COPY PASTED SHIT FUCK CANT YOU FUCKERS COME UP WITH YOUR OWN GODDAMN SJIS ART FUCK ALL THE MOTHER FUCKERS WHO BITCHED THIS TITCOCK SUFUFUCK CUNT

(╬☉д⊙) SAKUYASAN SAKUYASAN CLEANING STOP

(╬☉д⊙) ROOM

Hong Meiling, Hong Meiling, Hong Meiling, Hong Meili--
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（´ω`　ヽ　Commercials these days are so weird.

Yes sir, Mr. Bubbleturd, sir!
MY NAME IS BUTTERWORTH!!!!!!!
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( ・-・) Clonepa, your bedroom... It's beautiful.

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(╬☉д⊙) up in the studio me and my drank

(╬☉д⊙) then in 1915 my country said son
(╬☉д⊙) it's time to stop rambling 'cause there's work to be done

( ・ω・) Hi my name is clonepa and I suck
( XωX) Hi my name is [Crap ass] and I suck
( ・ω・) Hi my name is clonepa and I suck
( XωX) Hi my name is [Crap ass] and I suck

( ・-・) What Mittens is trying to say is that she's a cannibal.

( ・-・) Couldn't help it, the damn thing jumped right into my mouth.

( ˃ ヮ˂) But isn't that you are the easter bunny???

( ・-・) Know what? No jokes. Fuck you.

( ･ω･) I wish I could do that...

( ･ω･) FUCK

( ･ω･) Oh hamburgers, I taught Mittens a naughty word.

FUCK

( ･ω･) FUCK in every FUCKing field!!!!!!!

( ･ω･) I'll puke one right up for you!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Whoa! for the first time I see Granpa is going to fail!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Clonepa?

( ･ω･) I want to help you, but we've been running on The Royal Crown Cola Beady Eyes Fun Time Hour's time for about 10 minutes now.

hey..... FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!

( ・-・) Hey! What happened to the lights?

( ･ω･) Should I or should not I help him.....hm......