>>2 not only quotes a momentarily relevant bit from Monty Python, he just barfs out the whole scene in a right 'orrible fake British accent.
>>3 ENJOYS GRINDING FOR THE RIGHT EVS, IVS AND NATURES 24/7
>>4 Did several case mods to his desktop computer to make it look like ENIAC.
>>11 came back from Reitaisai5 with $200 in discs and other merchandise.
>>17 sews tribble outfits with front and back flaps for"easy access"
>>18 kneels at the altar of his signed Patrick Stewart photograph every day.
>>20's lifestyle is like that of the South Park episode "Make love not Warcraft."
>>22 spends more money on his comic book collection than he does on food.
>>23 fucked a guy while wearing a Klingon costume he bought from an ad in a Richie Rich comic book.
>>27 can't masturbate without fantasizing about Star Trek characters.
>>38 once argued about why Digimon is superior to Pokemon for a week
>>49 does marriage counseling for marriages between people and Touhou hugpillows.
>>51 Can list every single movie made by TOHO, and has 1,298 different TOHO collectible statues to prove it.
>>53 is Soulja boy, and called a Gundam a Transformer only because it was part of an elaborate trolling plan on the secret rapper-Gundam BBS that he helped to found and on which he is an admin.
>>54 thinks Space Runaway Ideon is superior to any Gundam series, except G Gundam.
>>66 is the inventor of a language consisting of only palindromes.
>>70 participated in 90% of those archived internet messageboard talks
>>71 was afraid to participate because he is an anonymous coward.
>>75 is DADDY COOL, a VIPPE Rand owsn a SECRET area of VIP QUALITY
>>86 is roughly nine-hundred and forty percent more likely to become a multi-millionaire than the average football jock.
>>87 masturbated to the Macross Frontier soundtrack at least 6 times today.
>>88 posted a youtube video of itself doing the Nyan-Nyan Dance.
>>90 complains daily about the lack of gender-neutral pronouns in the English language.
>>91 doesn't understand the problem of having to choose a non masculine pronoun since he has never seen a woman.
>>92 Has a permanent butt print on his chair because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day there.
>>94 has permanent grip marks on his penis because his fat ass spends 16 hours a day playing with his cock
>>97 is an expert troll, trying to set me up to do a "grinding" joke.
>>104 thinks he should be recruited by the Star League to defeat the Kodan armada, because he plays space shooters when not playing an MMORPG.
>>112 Spends a lot of time searching youtube for retro anime.
>>114 Knows every name of every Transformer robot, what years each one appeared, and each variant of each robot.
>>115
Spends hours theory-crafting on how all of the Zelda games can fit into one canon story.
>>117 spends all his food, clothing, and housing money on crudely drawn yaoi doujinshi
>>118 spends all his food and clothing money on crudely drawn yaoi doujinshi, but lives with his mother
>>119 not only lives with his mother, but also bullies her into making all of his cosplay costumes, the lazy bastard.
>>121 Gets into contests about how many digits of pi he can remember.
>>122 wins contests about how many digits of pi he can remember.
>>124 made $10,000 in high school by selling correct test answers, and then spent it all on a new in box old Star Trek toy.
>>125 dreams of having a mint-in-box old Star Trek toy, and faps furiously while doing so.
>>130 Paid a prostitute to have sex, but couldn't ejaculate until he strated thinking about catgirls.
>>131 has a creepy catgirl outfit that he dresses up in to masturbate.
>>134 Shattered his vacuum tube because he slipped while moving his pile of Einstein books.
>>135
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>>136 owns a shirt that says "There are only 10 types of people in the world - Those who understand binary and those who don't" on it.
>>139 Has spent half of his life trying to refute the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
>>147 was photshopped into a female anthromorph, and then fapped on.
>>150 waited for days to make his post because he loves Pokémon.
>>151 learned the keyboard shortcuts to produce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ
>>152 actually looked up how to pronounce é, è, ê, ẽ, ē, ĕ, ė, ë, ě, ȅ, ȩ, ề, ế, ễ, and even ǝ.
>>154 Has spent 20 years trying to build a machine that goes faster than the speed of light.
>>162 Once was awake for 3 days debating about why Star Trek TNG is inferior to the first season of Star Trek.
>>166 nearly went bankrupt buying stupid crap on ebay, until he sold that same stupid crap on ebay.
>>170 does his AD&D calculations using a program which he programmed on his ti-83. He also doesn't trust dice rolls for the chance of the number not being entirely random due to the probability of the dice having weights in them or being have made in China, so he generates random numbers using the same calculator.
>>176 has the Lisp Alien tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see.
>>177 has "made with secret alien technology" tattooed in a place that no woman will ever see... his penis.
>>180 added a "needs more ______" to a joke that actually was funny.
>>181 took a funny picture and made an unfunny macro out of it.
>>182 took that unfunny macro and integrated it into every aspect of his life.
>>184 Can't change his underwear without yelling "MAI PANTSU! MAKE UP!" and waving a magic wand simultaneously.
>>185 Insists that the 1980 version of HG2G is better than the 2005 version.
>>189 would only ever get caught speeding while driving drunk because hey it was a DeLorean with a flux capacitor and a plutonium supply
>>190 would try to make a blue-shift joke to the cop to get out of the speeding ticket.
>>191 Spends a ton of money on the newest CPU, and the first thing he does is overclock it until it stops working.
>>192 told a girl in his class that she looks like the female replicant in bladerunner
>>193 Told a girl in his class the she has Mai Shiranui boobs.
>>199 refers to one of his train-themed mechamusume figures as "mai waifu~".
>>200 operates an anonymous "semen on train-themed mechamusume figures" imageboard
>>203 read Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs.
>>206 sings along to ``We Conjure the Spirits of the Computer with our Spells'' every night.
>>209 maintains a massive collection of neo-geo cartridges, but refuses to play any of them, even the already used duplicate titles.
>>210 Has a mint in box Nintendo ROB, mint in box Sega Master System, and every cartridge and accessory ever made for each system.
They used >>212's life story to script The 40 Year Old Virgin.
>>213 Built his own particle beam accelerator out of stuff sold at Radio Shack.
>>216's blog is only for discussion about weatherproof overcoats