Your penis is smaller then the number of people who visit DQN.
>>4 Watches Chinpokomon South Park to feel better about his penis.
>>6
is the reason this threads potential got hijacked by penis talk
>>8 simultaneously has one penis in his mouth and another in his ass.
>>10 couldnft pluralize penis to save his life. Maybe itfs because hefs NEVER CLEANED HIS.
>>12 stares at girls' panties by standing downstairs and looking up.
>>16 is a little lad who loves berries and creeeeeeeaaaaammmmmmmah.
Is attracted to people with moustaches but can only get people with neckbeards.
>>24
Always brings his favorite Whooper burger in front of his favorite plasma TV! ^^
>>28 is the guy who convinced us that we should all insult him instead.
>>45 You defile goats, you armpit smelling desperate eunuch who cooks for the arse-licking freak and the mangled wiener.
I hope this is not cheating.
>>47 is a stupid FBI agent who uses his lie detector machine to others all around
>>52 calls soccer 'football' in front of his American friends to look cooler.
>>53 Calls fapping "wanking" in front of his British friends to gain respect.
>>57 is Thomas J. Crapper and is falsely credited with inventing the toilet for comedy purposes
heh
>>64 is totally harshin' my buzz, thanks a lot Captain Bring-Down. Jeez, what a freakasaurus.
>>88 doesn't find anything wrong with leaving one's spouse for a pair of handmade velvet mittens
>>89
can't deliberate the border between right and wrong correctly
>>98 Is so fascinated by homosexual relationships, that he clearly shows that he is super gay, and waay too deep in the closet. Damnit man, you live in San Francisco! People are suspicious of anybody who isn't gay!
>>102 can suck the joy out of any thread just by posting in it.
>>114 was always cast in the shadow of his big Panda brother.
>>124 looks like the love child of Courtney Love and the Summoner from the Canterbury Tales, and is a gay retarded hobo.
>>130
You are a racist and an idiot and a gay and a homophobe!
>>132
You use text that is both bold and in all caps in a non-titular situation, in clear contravention of the Chicago Manual of Style!
>>134 is a homo who lives for displaying all his homotions to his homo buddies.
>>135 is a hobo who lives for displaying all his hobolotions to his hobo buddies.
>>140 took an online test that said his IQ was as high as his post number, and he believed it.