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ITT we make fun of the previous poster's weight (29)


1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 16:26

>>0 was responsible for that solar eclipse yesterday.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5506 17:54

>>1 is of average weight and blends in well with crowds.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 15:18

LOL!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 15:57

LOL!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 16:54

>>4 eats a healthy balanced diet and regularly exercises.

6 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5508 02:53

>>5 orders a baked potato or a side salad rather than french fries at Wendy's.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 03:20

>>6 finds it hard to believe that anybody could stand more than 300 calories per meal.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 04:04

>>7 seems to weigh a lot, but is immensely tall and it balances out well.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 08:55

>>8 's weight is labeled 500 grams, but due to manufacturing defects it is only 496 grams.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 13:24

>>9 only looks at his/her body in the mirror from a side view, because god forbid someone else should notice the 1.5 in. deviation from his/her normal stomach breadth.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 13:39

>>10
Has a shadow that weighs 42 pounds, which is physically impossible.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 14:28

>>11 is said shadow

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:27

>>12 Is another one of those dumb cosplayers.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5509 15:31

>>13 ruins local seismographs.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5509 16:14

>>14 is the main source of gravity in our solar system.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 02:27

>>15 is light enough to hang out with >>14 in his orbiting gravitation station, which was built to only hold 1 person.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 08:12

>>16 seems to have neglected the fact that >>14's gravitational field is much larger than is required to hold simply one person in orbit around himself, thus making me wonder why he didn't set a larger weight for >>15, or even just include a bunch of elephants. This mistake is most likely due to >>16's massive collection of fat which droops from his forehead down to the top of his glasses. Sweat from his fat forehead often clouds his glasses.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 09:35

>>17 generates negative gravity, thus baffling professional physicists.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 16:27

>>18 Smuggles illegal immigrants across the border by stuffing them in his fat rolls.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 23:10

>>19 leads a massive army of very fat man who stuff many Mexicans in their fat rolls. His personal best is 70 Mexicans on one all-night run.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 00:11

>>20 can't run; in fact his primary mode of transportation is a crane-equipped flatbed truck.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:27

>>21
Plays a real life version of Katamari Damacy by getting objects stuck in fat rolls.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 15:34

>>22 Is so fat that when it is daytime at his belly, it is nighttime at his ass.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 16:29

It's always high tide when >>23 is at the beach.

You know, because the massive gravitational attraction generated by the bloated sack of ham he calls a body is always pulling the ocean closer to him in a significant way and he's as fat as the goddamn moon shut up its funny

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 01:30

>>24 has such muscular composition that nothing is able to damage his body. He is also a surfer and thus greatly enjoys time spent when >>23 is at the beach.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 17:19

>>25 is a fat Panda.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5515 04:00

>>26 would have typed more, but his mushy fingers were making that rather difficult.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:29

>>27 Was able to read >>26's post before >>27's eyelids were weighed down by their fat.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 13:04

>>28 is yo momma.