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I hate myself and I want to die
Because it's winter
Turned the mittens into snow
The Desperate Superdesperation of Desperados.
Emergency mittens had been released due to a sudden influx of blueness, self and outwards directed loathing and contempt in this poster. Otherwise unmanageable without use of nasty medicine which wasn't available at the time, this situation necessitated the release of emergency mittens.
I released them for fun. I'm so sorry.
My hands were getting too warm and I thought maybe the mittens could cool them down. However, the mittens only exacerbated my predicament. I would like my click refunded.
I released emergency mittens because I've found myself amidst a large crowd.
Emergency mittens have been released due to a misclick on a banner.