The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 16:54 [No]

DQN FANTASY

PICK YOUR CHARACTER:
(・∀・) is FIGHTER.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 16:58 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Stroke the pretty kitten

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 17:03 [No]

( ・ω・) Cast Fireball at ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 18:14 [No]

(・∀・) I'm really new to the dojo so I'll just watch you guys. Hey, how'd you shoot that fireball? That was pretty neat. I want to learn how to do that.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 19:25 [No]

( ´ω`) >>4 You're a FIGHTER, son, you can't do that gibberish.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 20:10 [No]

(・∀・) Okay, then I'll stroke the pretty kitten too.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 20:15 [No]

( ・ω・) >>4 He's an odd one but damn it i see potential. We must level up!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 21:20 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Cast 'Shield of Never-ending Life' on RED MAGE.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 21:34 [No]

ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Nya~n

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 22:10 [No]

( ´ω`) Approach ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ and attack with ↓↘→P.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 23:20 [No]

（ ´ヮ`）
>>2
As you approach to within 1 ft. of ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ, you are scratched and infected with RABIES. Good job, retard.
>>3

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5566 23:41 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) I search the corpse for loot!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 00:08 [No]

>>12
You recieve AIDS

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 01:18 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Cast HEAL on SELF.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 01:30 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Not anyone else, though.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 02:36 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Cast HEAL on FIGHTER.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 03:56 [No]

(・∀・) I hope I had my Rabies shot.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 11:11 [No]

( ・ω・) There's an inn over there, you dudes wanna go celebrate our victory? Drinks on me!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 11:20 [No]

>>14 You gain 2 hp.
>>15 Is beady-eyes
>>16 Fighter gains 4 hp.
>>18 The Inn dissapears in a puff of smoke, you encounter a wizard.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 12:27 [No]

( ・ω・) Demand "ale".

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5567 15:29 [No]

( ・ω・) Cast Fireball at （｀ハ´）

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 03:04 [No]

>>21 （｀ハ´） Explodes in a fine mist of mescaline, LSD, and animal semen, dealing 2 HP of damage.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 14:56 [No]

( ・ω・) Okay can we go to the tavern now?

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 19:33 [No]

(・∀・) I commit suicide! YAY DEATH!!!!!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 21:01 [No]

（ ´ヮ`）

>>24
You shout something that nobody hears, because they've all walked on without you to the tavern. You flail your arms madly and charge for the nearest wall-like object, which happens to be a door. Your party turns around at the noise of your face slamming into the door. As they approach your limp body to inspect it for injuries (and gold), the door opens slowly, revealing a room which has been downright covered in blood. It looks as though this is your house, FIGHTER, and it looks as though these bodies are none other than those of your family, and your dog HASKELL.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 21:10 [No]

( ・ω・) I want to rip his chinese balls off.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5568 21:49 [No]

( ´ω`) That's my job, stupid.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 11:27 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Cast LIFE on (・∀・)

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 15:02 [No]

（ ´ヮ`）
>>28, you have no life

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5570 15:27 [No]

>>29
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31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 00:24 [No]

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　　　　　 |　　　　　　　　　Fags...
　　　　 (　ﾟ -ﾟ)

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 01:08 [No]

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　　　　　 |　　　BUTT-CHRIST!
　　　　 (　ﾟ -ﾟ)

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 08:28 [No]

（ ´ヮ`） Do we continue without him?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 10:55 [No]

(・∀・) A!

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 12:31 [No]

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　　　　　 |　　　　　I hope MOLE★STAR will molest you...
　　　　 (　ﾟ -ﾟ)

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5571 22:54 [No]

>>28 (・∀・)-kun comes back to life and dies again from internal hemmoraging.
You are in a bar.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 01:00 [No]

( ・ω・) Asks BARTENDER about （　｀ハ´)

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 01:18 [No]

< \`∀'> oh so you want know about big mean scary pedo wizard nida think you can take him on nida hahahaha good ruck you die instrantry nida

< \`∀'> here take (5) APPLEJUICE nida you need it nida

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5572 12:01 [No]

( ・ω・) What's this? I thought all you had was aporogy juice.

40 Name: ( ˃ o ˂) : 1993-09-5572 22:20 [No]

(・∀・) Wait, what?
( ´ω`) I am Korea ke ke ke ke ke.
( ﾟヮﾟ) It seems that you have mental retardation, (・∀・).
(・∀・) Wait, what?

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 01:05 [No]

( ・ω・) Do you know what it's like to be built this way, with only the power to push others away? Up in the sky, 10 miles high, a man stands above the city he will destroy.

42 Name: : 1993-09-5574 03:42 [No]

　　　　　　　 _ ＿_
　　　＿ =ﾆ∠＿_）　ミ　､
　 ,∠＿_）　　　| 　　　｀､─､
　　　　＼　　| 　　　　　>､_,)

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 16:13 [No]

( ´ω`) I love dramatic cutscenes.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5574 23:42 [No]

>>42 You deal 9999 points of damage to >>36.

>>36 You die. Roll up a new character.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 01:55 [No]

The party comes across a naked, tired girl ( possibly underage). WHAT DO YOU DO?
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,. ' ´　　 .:.￣` ..､
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　　　　　　:::::::ヽ::`.､

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 02:23 [No]

( ´ω`) Perform "GENTLE TOUCH AND SUAVE TALKIN'" 4 times.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 20:14 [No]

>>46 Recieves V& status ailment.

What does the party do now?

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5575 23:58 [No]

( ・ω・) Give clothes to girl. Ask girl why she is standing naked in the middle of town. Wait a few minutes, offer girl bread, a few hours later offer girl sake.

49 Name: faggot : 1993-09-5576 06:22 [No]

i wanna cast, magic missile....

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 07:31 [No]

( ・ω・) TURN AROUND IN CHAIR AND GIVE 'faggot' A NASTY GLARE, THEN POLITELY REQUEST HE NOT INTERRUPT THIS VERY IMPORTANT GAME.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5576 21:00 [No]

( ・ω・) Oh, then "Sip ale."

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 10:33 [No]

(・∀・) Bump thread.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5592 21:22 [No]