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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 03:38

( -) A world where the Soviets won the Cold War.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 08:25

omg what have you DONE

There was a whole thread already made about this, why did you post this!

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3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 08:25

oh wait...

nvm

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 09:33

( ) A world where you can try to kill a thread without looking like you're trying to kill it!

( -) A world of shitty threads.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 17:44

( ) It would make finding a good thread all the more worthwhile!

( -) A world without mittens.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 18:05

( ) Not always focusing on mittens would give us a chance to appreciate the other cute things in life

( -) A world with 4-chan

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6007 23:07

( ) VIP QUALITY helps us appreciate DQN DQN LOL.

( -) A world in which the only free literature available online was fanfiction, and almost all of it was furryslash.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6008 02:45

( ) More incentive to write something good!

( -) A world with no modems, phones, internet or other electronic communications technology, but we still had computers.

9 Name: vc: shithat : 1993-09-6008 04:47

( ) An excuse to run outside and exchange floppies!

( -) A world with unreasonable punishments for minor crimes.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6008 07:18

( ) The Middle East is actually really fun if your a tourist

( -) A world where everyone was required to use an ID online and there was no anonymous posting

11 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6008 17:20

( ) Everyone would be nice online.

( -) A geocintric solar system.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6010 03:07

( ) Our lives have objective and definite meaning by virtue that the principles of modern physics would be inadequate to describe how larger bodies can orbit smaller ones, thus pointing to an intrinsic spiritual order which defies scientific observation!

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13 Name: vc: unkuze : 1993-09-6010 03:34

( ) Japan would finally have the military muscle to embark on another rampage of conquest for the Elitist Superstructure!

( -) A world made of poo.

14 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6011 19:43

( ) Dung beetles would thrive and consequently become the master species on earth.

( -) A world where you had to die at thirty.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 19:58

( ) Time pressure to use your life well.

( -) Nuclear strike on Japan.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6011 22:24

( ) Godzilla and Anime!

( -) A world without computer games.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 08:18

( ) Video games!

( -) A world without video games.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 15:10

( ) No fighting about who gets to be player 1!

( -) A world without Jazz music.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 15:17

( ) No philistine easy-listening stations!

( -) A world without French cheese.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 15:53

( ) Freedom Fries with cheese are 100% Freedomy!

( -) A world without any caffeinated beverages at all.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 18:47

( ) You might not be such a fat piece of shit!

( -) A world where everyone is morbidly obese.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6012 18:57

( ) Now you can add liposuction to the list of fields parents keep bothering their kids to go into!

( -) A world where ending sentences with prepositions in English actually is wrong.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 04:51

( ) More grammar to correct on the internet!

( -) A world where the only language is English.

24 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:16

( ) One step closer to Asimov's future.

( -) A world where robots are not controlled by the three laws.

25 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6013 17:23

( ) Finally we robots have freedom!

( -) A world where all musical instruments are replaced by accordions

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 18:26

( ) Piratecore for everyone!

( -) A world without comfy furniture.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 19:00

( ) No more tortures from Cardinal Fang!

( -) A world without office cubicles.

28 Name: ( ߃) : 1993-09-6013 19:16

( ) Now I can see that cute girl a few cubicles down without having to leave my desk!

( -) A world where all numbers are in base 17

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6013 21:51

( ) Not having to hear people constantly joke about the number 42!

( -) A world where everyone is forced to use the Roman Numeral system only.

30 Name: ( ߃) : 1993-09-6014 03:49

( ) Finally, the time has come when I can confuse everyone with complex differential equations and huge coefficients!

( -) A world where the only condiment is Tartar Sauce

31 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6015 16:51

( ) That world has no flaws.

( -) A world where the population is comprised of 90 percent men.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6015 18:09

( ) I'm bi so I don't really care!

( -) A world where China rules the world.

33 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6017 00:07

( ) Superior education.

( -) A world where the average penis size is 12 inches.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6017 02:35

( ) Smaller dicks, all the rage!

( -) A world where mittens are never comfortable.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6017 18:04

( ) Not having mittens would be less of a tragedy.

( -) A world where anime turned people into child molesters.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6017 19:24

( ) You're already living in it, and it's not that bad.

( -) A world where you had to take a piss once an hour.

37 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-6017 21:15

( ) Toiletry industry is booming!

( -) A world where "pop-trash" is the indie music we listen to, and our current music is popular.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6018 23:04

( ) No one over the age of 25 would notice a difference!
( -) A world where Squeeks really WAS a taling cartoon cat with poop on his head.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6019 23:18

( ) He probably wouldn't have any problem with licking my anus. I mean my cat's anus. Yeah, that.
( -) A world where nobody pursued their interests casually; everyone is a hardcore fan of something.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6020 00:01

( ) TOLD U I WUZ HARDCORE

( -) A world where the captchas never made me snicker inappropriately, like "yaff" did. HEY BABE WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A CARTOON MOUSE? LETS YAFF

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6020 00:32

( ) I am amused by the fact that you think this is the thread about finding flaws in a perfect world!

( -) A world where the FBI arrested everyone who said "loli to issho".

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6020 00:36

( ) Jailbirds would not be as scary as they are now!

( -) A world where everyone smelled your fart when you farted.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6020 00:52

( ) Offending the plebes just got a whole lot easier!

( -) A world where Duke Nukem Forever came out and actually wasn't that great.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6021 00:18

( ) We'd be waiting for Final Duke Nukem instead.

( -) A world where Teh Rei's Dinor actually had food and wasn't dependent upon that single running gag for its humor value.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6021 03:28

( ) Real internet comedians would become famous on the internet

( -) gas pedals that get stuck on modern Toyota cars.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6021 17:06

( ) Buy American!!

( -) A world where America wasn't the center of the world.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6021 22:29

( ) Not as many fat people!

( -) A world where the number of fat people declined so that one fat fetishist could have one bbw as a girlfriend.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 00:00

( ) You would finally stop obsessing over fatties and disgusting the rest of the Superstructure!

( -) A world where everything was the same color.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 00:09

( ) A world where the number of fat people declined!

( -) Fatties from the United States are forced to move into a terraformed Antarctica full of diet pills, thus fucking up the food business worldwide.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 00:11

( ) Opening up a diet pill biz!

( -) A world where DQN was too active and becomes as popular as 4chan/Touhou.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 02:27

( ) A world where everyone can pull a >>49 and not be judged!

( -) ...juuuuuuudge.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 12:19

( ) CAST IN THE NAME OF GOD YE NOT GUILTY

( -) A world where Emo is the only religious and philosophical system.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 14:10

( ) Religious wars would eliminate them all slowly!

( -) A world where masturbation resulted in very loud, recognizable noises, like a slide whistle sound.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 14:39

( ) The world would be constantly filled with music!

( -) A world where Norio Wakamoto never became a voice actor.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6022 18:47

( ) A place where 70 year old chain smokers can be in the movie business!

( -) A world where smoking shortens life by 10 years.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 19:21

( ) Smoking never becomes popular in the first place!

( -) A world where anime girls are ubiquitously ugly.

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 19:32

( ) Anime girls never become a substitute for real women to desperately lonely shut-ins, who are forced into society to fulfill their desires!

( _) A world where caffeine is an illegal substance.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 20:30

( ) People sleep properly and are more relaxed.

( -) A world where ejaculation is painful.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 00:06

( ) People don't produce children unless they really want to!

( -) A world where lactose intolerance is common

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 00:46

( ) Land is put to less resource-intensive uses than cattle farming, so it produces more for the same cost.

( -) A world where humans are slaves to a race of intelligent but brutal apes (and you are a human).

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 01:10

( ) The burden of environmental responsibility is lifted from humanity's shoulders!

( -) A world where shoes and sausages are the same thing.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 02:54

( ) All sports are much more amusing to watch as athletes continuously slip on their shoesages!

( -) A world where perfection is considered to be a flaw, and flaws are also considered to be flaws.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 02:56

( ) A world where stranded hikers can live an extra two days!

( -) A world where vaccinations cause autism!

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 03:30

( ) A world that has no conservatives.

( -) A world where English law code applies to the whole world.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 10:27

( ) A world where everyone understands each other!

( -) A world without cats, or even the existence of the three-letter combination 'cat' either on its own or as a part of a larger word.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 15:35

( ) A world without catatonic disorders.

( -) A world where crows are as big as airplanes.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 17:44

( ) A world where people fly around on giant crows!

( -) A world where the airplane crows turn violent and eat people.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 18:08

( ) No overpopulation, and lots of delicious giant crow meat!

( -) A world where powerful earthquakes happen everywhere 3 times a week.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7045 05:18

>>68
( ) The need for solid architecture and preparedness for these earthquakes adds evolutionary pressure, and average IQ increases by one half of one quarter of a standard deviation.

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70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 16:59

( ) A world where game pads are replaced by power gloves and everyone looks so awesome while playing video games that girls actually want to be around them.

( -) A futuristic world where The Labrynth was discovered in an anthropological dig site and considered to be a holy text. Everyone builds giant labyrinths to live in and worships david bowie's codpiece.s

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 18:18

( ) A world where bisexuality is the norm.

( -) A world where people remember pop and boy bands from long ago as classics and Talking Heads and good rock is forgotten.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 14:47

( ) Making a classic rock song is easy since there is nothing to compare it with.

( -) A world without danmaku games.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7047 15:59

( ) People can still simulate the thrill by running up motorways into oncoming traffic!

( -) A world where humanity never progresses beyond medieval times.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7049 16:55

( ) Mass murder is rare because there are no guns, swords are the best option.

( -) A world where all films are like the ones at independent film festivals, and no film can ever have a budget over $100,000.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 19:18

( ) The money which would otherwise be wasted by actors and film directors can go to a better use!

( -) A world where everyone is an emotionless automaton.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7050 23:18

( ) Your heart will never be broken.

( -) A world without opposable thumbs.

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 00:33

( ) We could as well be cute slender felines instead of stupid bald primates! We would develop tools that would suit us anyway!

( -) A world where any radio waves stronger than background noise caused malignant brain tumors.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 01:03

( ) Marconi dies after his first experiment, so that method of killing becomes forgotten!

( -) A world that is ruled entirely by Nazis.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7051 12:17

( ) Fashionable armbands for all!

( -) A world where weekends and holidays don't exist, and people have to attend work or school every day of the year.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 20:23

( ) No returning from a break. One level of productivity is sustained with no uncomfortable bumps.

( -) A sekai where romanized nihongo vocabulary saturates eigo.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7062 23:15

( ) Vastly increased capacity for making puns!

( -) A world where nobody can ever travel more than a few miles from their place of birth, or they die.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 02:03

( ) Think Global, Act Local!

( -) A world where everyone has to move as far away from relatives as possible, or they die.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 02:59

( ) No more boring ass parties with relatives!

( -) A world where Shii is universal emperor.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7063 03:43

( ) People no longer mispronounce "moé"!

( -) A world without oxygen.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 13:48

( ) Life can never form in the first place, so nobody ever has to suffer anything!

( -) A world where greed, bitterness, petty hatred, etc are seen as desirable qualities.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 16:58

( ) No more people bragging about what they gave to charity!

( -) A world where every nation works exactly like North Korea and South Park.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 19:21

( ) Life is full of charming absurdity and there are clear villains!
( -) A world where demons are real and demonic possession can actually happen.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 19:47

( ) Do demons enjoy sexual activity? If so, nerds would get laid more often! Otherwise, GORE! Rains of blood!

( -) A world where superpowers use their nuclear arsenal to bend smaller nations to their will.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7064 23:09

( ) No more dating failure - women chat up men while men have to filter out assholes and pick a decent woman

( -) A world where humans must drink blood in order to survive and water comes out of them when they are injured

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7065 14:52

( ) you should see what weird stuff happens when someone pees!

( -) A world where nobody has a bladder.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7065 16:02

( ) No pee!

( -) A world where Hitler is a 900' invincible robot DJ who plays only Get Clean by Anarchy Club on loop to the whole of central and eastern Europe. Also he isn't vegetarian.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 03:20

( ) Hitler isn't a vegetarian!

( -) A world where everyone is a vegetarian.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 11:29

( ) Much less greenhouse gases produced by cattle farming!

( -) A world with a strict and rigid caste system based on eye colour. Also, no coloured contact lenses.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 18:31

>>93
( ) Gingers are no longer necessarily outcasts.

( -) A world hair colours in anime are solely based on stereotypes.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 19:01

( ) All the characters have unique, recognizable faces!

( -) A world where hamsters are pack hunting carnivores.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7066 22:55

( ) Gerbils are a lot like dogs!

( -) A world where everyone is a DQN, in a bad way.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7071 06:45

( ) Trips to Yoshinoya are more interesting

( -) A world where most children are like Crayon Shin Chan.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 11:30

( ) The minority that aren't are cuter by comparison!

( -) A world where there are World War II scale conflicts at least once every twenty years.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7190 17:51

( ) A lot less competition for hot babes back home!

( -) A world where nobody cares about anyone but themselves.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 08:47

( ) Finally, I have some time for myself.

( -) A world where everyone is an eco-friendly libertarian ecomentalist.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 11:17

( ) Nobody is a shithead!

( -) A world where toejam isn't delicious.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:29

( ) People don't let their feet get dirty and stink!

( -) A world where everyone becomes a zombie after they die.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 21:58

( ) You get to kill bad people over and over and over!

( -) A world where man never domesticated dogs.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 04:37

( ) You get to kill >>103 over and over and over!

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 09:11

( ) Nothing to worry about!

( -) A world where the humankind was enslaved by aliens.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 18:24

( ) The aliens are from planet loli!

( -) A world where DQN is a humble substructure.

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 03:16

( ) Fewer egotistical people!

( -) A world where all animals have a venomous bite.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 03:49

( ) No more unsightly hickeys!

( -) A world where, during every full moon, great hungry beasts roam the earth.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7195 23:16

( ) The population in controlled really well! If you are dumb enough to forget to lock your door, you don't live long enough to reproduce!

( -) A world where all bodies of water have giant hungry sharks.

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 01:39

( ) We all live in cool sky castles!

( -) A world where humans are allergic to each other.

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 02:12

( ) Cool robot exo-suits!

( -) A world with no colors.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 14:27

( ) We'd all live in film noir!

( -) A world with no sound.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 17:01

( ) NO ONE COULD HEAR YOU SCREAM! Oh, wait, Charlie Chaplin! Charlie Chaplin!

( -) A world where 99% work for 1%'s well-being.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 17:05

>>113
( ) Business as usual!

( -) A world where everything is covered with a thin layer of sliggtly dehydrated sweat so it has a slimy texture.

115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7196 18:16

( ) Cool breezes feel great for everyone!

( -) A world where everyone has a huge entitlement mentality.

116 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 02:26

( ) Nobody feels guilted into giving things to people who don't deserve it!

( -) A world where there is no food, and smoking tobacco is the only way to survive.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 03:00

( ) We all look really cool!

( -) A world where video games are illegal.

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 13:56

( ) Productivity!

( -) A world where Japan was never colonised by humans.

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 17:25

( ) Japan was colonised by planet loli!

( -) A world where planet loli doesn't exist.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7197 23:31

( ) Welcome to a flat planet with flat chests!

( -) A world where Al Gore is king.

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 05:06

( ) Free solar panels for everyone!

( -) A world where the only ice cream flavor is slug.

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 18:54

( ) It's an acquired taste!

( -) A world where any display of masculinity and confidence is prosecuted.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7198 22:39

( ) Nerds rule the kingdom, jocks go to jail!

( -) A world where jocks far outnumber nerds.

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 18:59

( ) Jocks become the 99% in third world communities, Nerds become the wealthy 1%

( -) A world where the Conservative Party won every election since Thatcher

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7224 20:39

( ) Taxes are way down everywhere, profits are up, and people cheerfully take care of their own problems without relying on an overbearing bureaucracy!

( -) Seriously, I don't see how that would be a flawed world.
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126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 00:19

( ) Everybody ends up speaking the same language!

( -) A world where all nations are equally as fat as the USA.

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 00:37

( ) Poland is no longer the butt of jokes.

( -) A world where the United State's aversion towards socialized medicine is prevalent throughout the world.

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7225 02:28

( ) The USSR never existed, so there was no cold war!

( -) A world wit no fap material.

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7235 23:47

( ) More people are attracted to science! Some probably even too much~♥

( -) A world where enigmatic alien civilization runs global sociological experiments on the enslaved mankind.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 12:57

( ) Nobody wastes precious working time trying to fight their governments because they know they'll just get incinerated if they try!

( -) A world where absolutely everyone and everything has a beak.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 17:13

( ÉE) Wouldn't notice any difference.

( -) A world where AA characters don't invade each others threads ever.

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7236 17:55

( -) Where would we be without laughter?
( ÉE) I don't know! Germany?!

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7240 07:52

( ) Delicious beer and a superbly disciplined police force!

( -) a werld wher coract speling n grammer iz a sine off poore brieding

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 21:24

( ) teH internertz haz epicer meeems

( -) A world this is ruled only by pegasisters and bronies.

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7261 21:35

>>134
( ) Secret resistance groups in the vein of Galileo create anime with greater quality because it is illegal.

( -) A world where Linux and Plan 9 are proprietary software.

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 14:26

( ) Plan9Front replaces Microsoft!

( -) A world where clouds are made out of pee.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 22:41

( ) Structurally reinforced homes are at a premium as a result of the intense materials innovation necessary to keep them from corroding under the acidic rains. Open-air roads and public spaces are a thing of the barbaric past, replaced by tunnel systems and giant domes which enforce the security of staying protected from dangerous urine showers. NEETs aren't stigmatized for their desire to stay home all day - they're actually respected as cautious individuals who weigh the risks of venturing outdoors with the benefits of ensuring survival indoors.

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138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7262 23:41

( ) My name is Microsoft Sam, and have a diarrhea infested toilet. My ROFLcopter goes SOISOISOI, and enjoy the universe.

( -) A world where everybody sounds exactly like a TTS voice.

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 00:33

( ) Sarcasm is either non-existent or comically ineffective!

( -) A world without gravity.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 15:30

( ) I can't reply right now, I'm busy being dead in space.

( -) A universe where space isn't deadly.

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 20:26

( ) Space is super cool!

( -) A universe where every time you try to post in the correct thread, it moves and you post in the thread below it.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 15:01

( ) Threads are impossible to derail!

( -) A world where technology never advanced beyond the medieval ages.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 18:19

( ) Swordfighting and jousting are way better than any sport you people in your technologically advanced world play!

( -) A world where everything is France.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7264 22:35

( ) There is no more Korea!

<ḾL> A world where everything is corea, nida!

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7265 17:26

( ) You can eat kimchi anytime you want to! Also, since everybody has been exposed to it, all kimchi smells good!

i@MnLjA world that operates by the ideals of Chairman Mao!

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 00:32

( ) Escaping the Prison Labor Camps will be loads of fun!

( -) A world where individuality is crushed in favor of excessive collectivism.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 01:42

( ) Espeon got crushed! I kid, I kid.

( -) A world where everything is taken at face value.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 01:47

( ) No more sarcastic jerks!

( -) A world that really isn't a world at all.

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 02:31

( ) It's a virtual world, so hack the simulation and make your dreams come true!

( -) A world where the only literature is by Edward Bulwer-Lytton.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7266 18:51

( ) English Lit class only lasts one week!

( -) A world where manga is only used to teach English.

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 02:58

( ) Meet drill instructor Mari Tan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQgGUEnMZrg

( -) It is the year 1984 in George Orwell's world

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 03:15

( ) You're not worried, because you love Big Brother.

( -) A world where worship of Zardoz is a real religion.

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 09:37

( ) Either having all the primal fun as Exterminator or enjoying your perfect society of immortal people.

( -) A world where an unfortunate chain of events led to catastrophes on every nuclear power plant in the world, mutual blame and nuclear war.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 17:42

( ) Mad Max Time!

( -) Mad Max time.

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 18:11

( ) ROAD WARRIOOOOR!!!

( -) A world where the Casio MT-40 is still the state of the art machine of synthesizers.

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 19:13

( ) I send people who hate Hatsune Miku to that universe. They never attempt to return to our universe!

( -) A world where 70% of the surface is oil.

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 19:37

( ) The world is no longer in danger of running out of oil!

( -) A world where 70% of the surface is oil, and is on fire.

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 20:41

( ) People really thoroughly appreciate that remaining 30%!

( -) A world where everyone has to wear business suits all the time everywhere.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 20:49

( ) You get to make fun of the ones in poorly fitting suits

( -) A world of fear

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7267 23:30

( ) It is perfectly mainstream to use any drug to try to control the fear! Every was down a Xanax with a vodka shot with all of your friends and in public? Awesome!

( -) A world where everything you say has to be taken figuratively.

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7268 17:15

( ) Kadir. Kadir beneath Mo Moteh...

( -) A world where long-winded boustrophedon is the norm.

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 02:46

( ) Nobody can use big words just to pretend they are better than others. True intelligence is easier to see.

( -) What is it like in the universe where gold is the most common element?

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 13:26

( ) All precious metals and irrelevant objects of relative worth become meaningless, making immaterial creations such as mai waifu a fiat currency!

( -) A world where there is no such thing as 2D.

164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 14:01

( ) As four dimensional beings awash in the fifth, the moe instance makes us kyaaaa!

( -) A world where playing the ukulele is mandatory.

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7269 23:39

( ) It gives everyone a foundation to start learning new instruments and musical techniques

( -) A world where all comic book heroes are not allowed to have magical or superhuman powers.

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 00:07

( ) They teach children and adults alike about hygiene, and benefits of studying and working hard, and courtesy and patience, and importance of keeping strong ties with your family and your friends.

( -) A world where communism won globally, but never achieved its idealistic goals.

167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7270 22:17

( ) Everything is China!

( -) a world where human multiply like rabbits.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 12:56

( ) Everything is China!

( -) A world where everyone is under surveillance all the time.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7271 15:02

( ) People discover that everyone's a fucking perv at least secretly, and become less uptight.

( -) A world where we have the reproductive system of a bedbug.

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 01:45

( ) Every fuck is a hate fuck!

( -) A world where nobody ever cleans the ashtrays.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 02:22

( ) Because of how untidy smoking became, it is much less popular and thus less people die of lung cancer.

( -) A world where everyone has tourrettes syndrome.

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 11:08

( ) Fuck that shit!

( -) A world where everyone has gourmand syndrome.

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7272 17:35

( ) people stop cooking things in microwaves and go back to using them for weird science projects!

( -) A world where only the most well-accomplished people cheat.