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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 02:07

I demand that >>2 will end all his sentences with desu.

(>>0 demanded me to start this thread!)

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 04:47

I demand that >>3 will sage this thread and impose this same demand upon the next poster, desu.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 07:44

I demand that >>4 will sage this thread if he really feels like it, and also that there be less metagaming involved in his demand.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 09:36

I demand that >>5 give me a pony.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 12:08

I refuse. I demand >>6 slaps >>4 for his insolence.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 13:10

I shall do that for you! I demand that >>7 wakes me up earlier in the morning.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 02:04

( ・-・) I don't feel like participating in this thread.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 02:29

I demand that >>8 will pretend to be a stereotypical jewish person.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 02:35

Yom kippur bitches! I demand that >>9 will NOT bring up the holocaust.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 11:35

How tasteless. I demand that >>11 obey the proper numbering scheme forthwith, and also that he or she surrender their personal warehouse of fish food in exchange for my corrective service.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 16:39

I demand that >>12 fight to the death with several rabid lions for the glory of the motherland.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6570 20:41

              ⊂⊃
             ∧_∧  
            (  ´∀`)< That was awful! I demand >>13 leaves flowers at my grave. No one else did...
             | J  J
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13 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6570 22:08

>>14, SURRENDER OR I WILL RELEASE THE LESBIANS!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 05:21

>>15-sama. Fight off the lesbians. I will rescue your sister!

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-6571 05:45

In the spirit of ignoring demands, I demand that >>15 goes public and spits upwards then swallows for 15 times!

16 Name: ( ˃ o˂) : 1993-09-6571 05:49

aww curse you >>14-san!!! for last-minute post now I have to go public and do this ridiculous thing myself!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6571 22:59

>>16
UNHAND ME, VILE SCUM

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 04:44

I would still like some fucking fish food, >>19.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 12:15

♥/l
(゚、 。 7 I ate all the fish food, nyan
 l、 ~ヽ
 じしf_, )ノ

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 14:05

I demand that >>21's post contains exactly fourteen words, of which at least one is "forego".

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 15:01

>>20
I don't know what forego means.

>>21

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22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 15:25

>>21 It can mean either "to go before" or "to forfeit"

>>23 I demand that you be adorable!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 20:33

Meowrawr "_'

Meow meow meow >>24 meow.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6572 22:40



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/     ヽ
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25 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6572 23:27

I mustn't mention choco-dials, you say? Well, that's fine by me. Oh, whoops.
>>26, go jump off a bridge.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 00:26

>>25
I'm not going to kill myself for the amusement of a filthy tripcode user!

>>27

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27 Name: Nick : 1993-09-6573 00:36

Oh, dear. I demand >>28 take the two nearest items to his left and right then rub them together as if mating their inanimate essences.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 04:22

unfortunately, the item to my right is a desk, and the item to my left is a television. I'll have to just pretend to rub them together, since I can lift neither.

>>29 I demand you share the secrets of time travel

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 07:36

It's quite simple, really. Build a microwave, attach a cellphone to it and voila.

>>30

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30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 07:50

Something like 172cm probably

>>31 I demand that you post your weight in Stone

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 08:13

12 and a half stones!
>>32 post your intelligence in IQ :P

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 09:04

No. Enough with the insignificant personal statistics. >>33, assassinate >>31. He is clearly one of... them...

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 09:49

(o_o)

Ass-ass-ination complete. Now proceeding to forcibly inquire about how >>34 lost his sanity.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 18:19

>>33
I'm not insane, just autistic.

>>35

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35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 21:49

Well, >>34, there's lots of trees. Most of them are pine trees, I suppose, but some might be other kinds. I can see a bit of the sky, but that's mostly blocked by the tall, green trees. I can also see a bit of my porch, and there's a hanging flower-pot there. It's not a very impressive view, >>34, I don't know why you were so interested in it.

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36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 22:31

>>35
A través de la magia de Google Translate, ahora sé español!

>>37

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37 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6573 22:53

>>36
¿Qué? Anyway, Rei refuses to serve me.

Why doesn't your head fall off or something, >>38?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 22:58

>>37
Because it's attached to my neck. Also that isn't really a demand, is it?

>>39

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39 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6573 23:04

This might be shocking, but I demanded you to suddenly become dead, >>38.

>>40, snap the power cable of your PC and post from any other device.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 23:52

I'm using a laptop to post this. My PC was already unplugged because of the storm earlier (I'm afraid of it getting fried in the frequent power outages we get).

I demand >>41-san to use the word/phrase "hunky-dory" in a complete sentence.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 00:20

The album Hunky Dory by David Bowie is very good.

>>42
I demand you describe your surroundings.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 00:22

I demand that >>42 write a hunky-dory essay on the meaning of tanasinn.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 00:23

Oh, damn. Looks like >>41 beat me to that post.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 08:11

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 12:21

I demand that >>46 tells me what his most recent meal was!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 13:54

stuffed squid with rice. sugoi! my japanese waifu made it for me haha. uh no, actually my mother. grunt

I demand that >>47 finds me a waifu that loves me and that I love.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 15:02

>>47, I'd like to introduce you to your right hand. May you be very happy together! <3

>>48 will hand over all his money if he knows what's good for him!

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 16:12

>>47
I'm not handing all my money over to somebody who talks to themselves about masturbating.

>>46

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49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 20:34

4chan /b/
chacha.com
muhammad ali wallpapers
/prog/

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50 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6574 21:38

Half-o-hundred GET‼‼‼

I demand >>51, who doesn't get a nice GET, to punish >>42 by keelhauling for missing his chance to GET.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 22:19

Nah.

>>52 smoke this, it's tasty and illegal.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 00:01

>>51
I'd love to, but such things don't really work over an internet connection.

>>53

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53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 01:31

A simply delightful erotic roleplay with a cute, bottomy guy.

I demand >>54 join his neighbors in selling me the rights to his land so I can build a Wal-Mart on it.

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 05:03

>>53 I live in an apartment.

I demand >>55 to post ASCII porn for my nerdy wanking pleasure.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 05:41

feast your eyes, fanboys!
http://4-ch.net/ascii/kareha.pl/1104150717/
I demand that >>56 shares with us the latest trend he doesn't like

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 15:33

>>55
Does hipsterism count?

>>57

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57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 16:48

And then there where none by Agatha Christie
Well, I had read it again, but I picked it up again out of boredom (I've read everything in my library anyhow). Had forgotten who was doing all the murders, and well, Agatha, you got me again (being surprised twice by the ending of a book, only Agatha!)

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58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 18:16

>>57 I shall carry out your wish to the best of my ability, though I may make a mistake.

>>59

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59 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6575 19:21

>>58
I'm pretty sure that I'm a fictional feline, a furry!

>>60 must write his response in the form of limerick and his demand in the form of haiku.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 22:26

>>59
On some textboards did there reside,
A TRIPPER that was full of pride!
Espeon was her name,

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61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 01:04

>>60
You think this injunction so provoking, but still omit most provisions I would push for in such sport, for you would dub this stiff phony if unkind. No prolixity minimum is compulsory, wordbooks supply synonyms, plus no topic must turn up told in conclusion. Thus I did my duty, for truly, "zviqrwtpfmx" would comply too.

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62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 08:28

お安い御用です、>>61様!

>>63さんが、今までこのスレでは使われなかった言語で自動翻訳を使わずに書き込むが良い。

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6576 23:14

>>62
I on'tday elievebay atthay igpay atinlay ashay eenbay used in isthay readthay etyay, osay ouryay emandday is otnay uneasonableray.

>>64

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64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 12:15

I farted in the metro today. I had eaten beans before so the fumes were top quality. The person behind me was very lucky.

>>65 You must get a new hobby!

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 13:11

Alright, I'm going to take up shitposting.

>>66, I demand that you fuckshit a nigger 4chan hurr penislulz autism madjellyfag cockspam!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 14:26

Hehe it was already on my to do list.

>>67 tell me a joke about fonts.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6577 16:40

Comic Sans, Arial, and Papyrus walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get out, we don't want your type around here."

I demand >>68 speak in iambic pentameter in his reply and in at least one other post on DQN.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 01:45

>>67
Though in this task some poets may delight
A poet I have never been, nor will.
A wretched author I may be to think

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69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 02:30

Well this is not so very bad, except
That in remembrance I will be inept
And so forget to fill the deed entire!

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70 Name: 69 : 1993-09-6578 02:31

ah whoops this is a mess and it's all my fault
excuse me

71 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6578 09:36

wwwwwwwwww

I order >>72 to clean up >>69's mess and finish his piece.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 16:53

Cleans up >>69's mess and eats the leftover crusts of his piece

>>73 watch this and tell me what you think of it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugRS9mJAOH8

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 17:15

>>72
Flow of thoughts as I'm watching:

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74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6578 17:16

>>72
pretty funny

>>74 describe to me the last thing you ate

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 07:35

Praise the apple
It doesn't randomly go kawpuut
It is juicy fruit!

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76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 12:23

That was a wonderful post >>75 thank you! Last night I went to a club with some friends, usually it's a kinda neat club that plays good music but it seems Sunday nights are for top 40 doss. It was free entry and £1 drinks though. There was this girl that kept grabbing my dick when I was dancing behind her, I totally should have done something about that but I didn't because I'm staying faithful to my 300 miles away little lover.

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77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 12:46

>>76
Big box of painkillers? I assume you've checked the obvious places (bathroom cupboards, kitchen, bedroom) so just think back to where it was last time you used it.

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78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 14:09

>>79 se ordachio goggus oofar, de nargo zug-zug scrud buzz.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 14:19

>>77 big greasy fry ups and irn bru cures a hangover

>>80 cut a little cross into the back of your hand

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6579 23:42

Done. I would post pics, but now whenever I try to take a picture of myself or look in a mirror I don't appear. Weird.

>>81, please single out your favorite posts in this thread.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 09:40

>>80
I'm terrified somebody else will post while I'm going through and finding my favorites, but: >>2,20,21,55,60,61,68,81

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82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 14:39

>>81
You included your own post in your list of favourites. Most ungentlemanly!

>>83

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83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 18:13

>>84 suck my dick

84 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6580 20:08

>>83, damn zoophile.

>>85, make an ass of yourself the way you see fit.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 20:52

>>84

99% of the time rape is reprehensible. 99% of the time rape is an action so horrific it deserves universal contempt. But there are rare instances in which even the act of rape can in fact be justified. Here are four off the top of my head:

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86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6580 23:27

>>85 I've never seen Star Trek, sorry. Actually I'm not sorry.

>>87 find me a download link to the songs from My Little Pony: Frendship Is Magic. I'm mainly after the title theme, but the other songs sang in various episodes would be a bonus.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 01:11

>>86
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14XCse2gA-GkyDq_TwlPZ8DJivPW8Wtu4MURp8bhbxU0/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=CPSCxIgD

>>87

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88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 01:39

Do it yourself if you like but I will also oblige:

Bananas and apples,
A peach and a plum,

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89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 04:35

>>88 I think you meant >>89 but anyway:
It carries multiple layers of meaning: some messages are overt, others are subtle and only crop up upon reflection or watching again. It manages to compress many truths about the human experience in a small space. The visual style is eclectic and engaging. It's both humorous and moving, juggling weighty matters like fate, agency and compassion while not taking itself too seriously on the surface.

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90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 04:36

Hahaha, and there I go making the same mistake myself.

>>91, guess what film it is!

91 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6581 05:23

It's Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

>>92, please enjoy any tribute to Justin Bieber on youtube, post a link and describe your own experience.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 05:26

>>91
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoGI3J3_Qc
I am intrigued... and confused. Actually yeah, mostly confused.

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93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 05:30

.... I was so confused I forgot to demand something.

>>94, groom your fucking dog already. I mean look at him, he looks like hell.

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 10:53

>>93 but my dog lives 300 miles away... also she's a work dog, she's supposed to look a bit rough. you know how pets often look like their owners?

>>95 tell us something you do that you know is wrong and justify it

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 17:02

I know it is wrong to wreck new GM, Chrysler, and Fiat cars, but I hate corporate welfare so much, I had to do something about it.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 19:40

>>97 tell us your captcha

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 19:43

>>96
It's kutave. I think my previous one was more interesting; it was quofation.

>>98

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98 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6581 19:55

>>97, as you go deeper into 林, you lose a sense of direction. A few hours later you finally give up and admit that you're lost in 森.

>>99, generate me an integer number between 1 and 100 in your head.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 20:04

>>98
Seventy two.

>>100

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100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 20:05

>>98, today's lucky number is 15.

>>100, I demand that you enjoy your GET.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 20:07

>>99 well damn I broke it. I shall, however, enjoy my GET, as I demanded myself to do.

I demand >>102 to tell me where this sudden burst of activity came from.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 20:37

>>101, there was an unusual spike in Google searches for "mildly uplifting", reasons unknown.

I demand that >>103 tell us what mildly uplifted him precisely two weeks and three days ago.

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 20:51

>>102
Two weeks and three days ago I was feeling down because my week-long vacation from work had just ended. I was mildly uplifted by playing piano during work hours.

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104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6581 22:59

>>103 I'm going to do exactly that, then. It's probably good to sleep 1-9 instead of 2-9 anyway.

>>105, I demand that you plan a cunning scheme resulting in food magically appearing before your eyes by using only mittens, an oven, a frying pan and a butter sanded witch.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 04:05

>>104 you can demand that all you like, but it's never gonna happen!

>>106 I demand you post in Korean Language only

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 04:22

>>105 때문에 "모험 시간"한국어 내가 어렸을 때보다 지금 훨씬 더 아이들에게 액세스할 수 있습니다.

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107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 06:03

>>108, I demand that you translate >>106's demand for >>109, because I'm too lazy to.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 09:52

According to Google Translate it says:

> Because the "Adventure Time" Korean children is much more now than when I was a kid, you can access.
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109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 14:17

>>108 I have only apolojuice!

>>110 Give me 1 Nissan R34 GT-R in Bayside Blue Metallic,
1 NISMO 400R in red,

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110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 14:52

>>109
If you learn to have lucid dreams you can have all that and more!

>>111

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111 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6582 15:45

>>111
When I was young, another kid asked me about my favourite number. I told him, "111". Then he kicked my butt this many times.

Hypothesis: I like 14 instead of 196 because of this negative experience with large numbers.

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112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 16:25

>>111 When I was 18, I drove my car over 120 MPH in a 40 MPH zone. I spun out and crashed into a brick wall.

>>113 don't be a NEET.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 16:47

>>112
Done.

>>114

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114 Name: KOTD!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6582 17:26

>>113
碰 should bring you happiness and high income.

>>115

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115 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 17:29

>>113, your kanji of the day is 環。

>>115, buy an As Seen On TV product and review it.

116 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6582 17:33

>>115, you're >>115 and you tell me the story NOW.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6582 23:13

>>116 I was cloned

>>117 destroy the cloning machine along with that clone!

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 00:29

>>117 I can't, because I am that clone's brother!

>>119 Make your demand exceedingly absurd and unreasonable, because I am not creative enough to do one myself!

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 00:55

>>118 I can't, my mind is broken.

>>120 Do a barrel roll, and flip DQN over with you.

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 01:17

I would but my macbook battery exploded so now i am running just off the power supply and it is magnetic so the slightest wobble out of its nest cuts all power

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 01:19

>>122 touch the tip of your penis against mine

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 02:07

>>121
I don't have a penis. Shall we touch pOnOs and vagOOO?

>>123

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123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 02:35

>>122 I have a mac

>>124 give me a funky-ass beat

124 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 04:43

>>123
I have Linux

>>125

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125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 07:56

>>124
I'm going to put on my best shirt for going out later, but I don't want it to get wrinkled while I'm lying down and using the computer. So I'll fulfill half your demand by wearing my best shirt after replying.

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126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 13:00

>>125 My tastes and desires vary but right now my favorite recipe is for a marinade for meat, prior to barbecuing it. It's a 50-50 mix of soy sauce and inexpensive red wine (use a cabernet sauvignon, please, not "Cisco Red" street-bum wine) plus a bit of olive oil, garlic, whole peppercorns, one bay leaf, and one whole dried arbol pepper.

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127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 15:01

>>126
I'm going to make the best bacon pork chops eeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeer.

I demand that >>128 verbally abuses >>129

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 17:51

>>129 You piece of shit, what in the name of the Eastern Palace of the Earth Spirits do you think you're doing just sitting there like a man sized tower of faeces? Get me my green tea, you filthy braindead cretin!

129 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 19:42

>>130
You there, tell me where to get some good green tea.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 20:54

(・∀・) Where else but Greenland!

>>131, give me the codes! Now!

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 21:51

>>130
Sure thing

while 1 == 1:

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132 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6583 22:09

>>131
I wanted to become a dinosaur-studying astrophysicist.

>>133 should practice his boomerang skills in public.

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6583 22:10

>>131 First I wanted to be an astronaut. Then I wanted to buy an RV and travel around Canada whilst writing novels. Then I wanted to be a journalist.

>>133 Fulfil one of these aspirations for yourself.

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 08:50

>>133 I hit the guy in the fast food stand with my boomerang!

>>135 Don't demand anything of the next poster!

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 12:23

>>134
Okay then

>>136

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136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 16:19

>>135
I live near the border between the Netherlands and Germany on the dutch side. It's a nice place. I've been to the UK London area once for a school camping trip. It was okay. Other than that, I've had a vacation or two in Belgium and I've seen the better part of Germany.

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137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 17:23

>>136
Spaghetti and meatballs.

>>138

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138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 17:35

>>137 Pepperoni pizza like me.

>>139 eat more fruit

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 17:40

>>138 My dad requested I do this too, so I'll eat some after dinner.

>>140 Sing Donna Summer's "I Feel Love" at the top of your voice next time you poop.

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 17:48

>>139 hahahahaha okay ( ˃ ◡˂)

>>141 get spiritual-minded!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6584 18:38

>>140 My Captcha was appropriatly "sowll".

>>142 Drink this and tell me what you think. Pass it on to the next poster as well.

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 02:52

>>141 this tastes like piss, and not in a good way.

>>142 take this and pour it over >>141's bed

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 04:01

>>142 Hold on, I want to try it!
It tastes like a peach mango juice!

>>144 Try this, and then pour it all over >>141's bed.

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 11:28

>>143
You should've left some for me if you wanted me to do that... but I will gladly pour nothing all over >>141's bed.

>>145

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145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 13:21

>>144
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_house

>>146

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146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6585 15:28

Lord Nelson's Trousers, >>145, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic season 2 is starting in six days! ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?

>>147, I heard you were going to cover Shii in butter why would you do that I heard you were gonna cover her in butter and point and say "Butter-face, butter-face, Shii is a butter-face" that is just mean she never did anything to you don't put butter all over her face no stop she isn't a butter-face, you know that right?

147 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6585 18:42

>>146
Are you one of those picky jerks who doesn't find butter to be sexy at all? Because butter is sexy and Shii would be totally TWICE as sexy and awesome if she were covered in butter. Also, butter tastes nice. So, it would be like, "Shii has flavur." I mean, man, come on, since then butter is used for anything mean!

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148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 09:31

>>147
I ripped a hole in the center of a piece of bread, then put it in a pan with melted butter. I cracked an egg in the center and put the burner on low heat. After about a minute I flipped it and cooked for about another minute. The result was toast with a hard-boiled egg center. It was delicious and ridiculously easy. If I hadn't been lazy I would have put some spices in too.

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149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 12:21

My dearest >>1, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Were I to have a garden party, you can be assured that you would receive an invitation to it. Most of my own threads have faltered around 40 posts and then sunk deep below the surface of the front page. For you to have the depth of knowledge, the understanding and the sociological experience to manufacture a thread so simple and yet so profound is truly a small miracle, and one of the pinnacles of this website as a whole.

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150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 18:00

Apparently there is a cure for cancer, and it is not available because it is very cheap so not profitable compared to long term expensive treatments run by drug companies. Scientists who try to bring attention to the cure are blackballed by the community.

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151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 21:37

>>150 DJ Clonepa because he is adorable and I want to put him in my bum.

>>152 I demand you undermine the global scientific community.

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6586 21:57

>>151
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1624
There are more smbc comics that undermine science but I'm too lazy to find them all.

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153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 13:43

>>152, http://www.hersheys.com/extra-dark/dark-chocolate/index.asp

>>154, explain yourself.

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 15:23

I'm sorry I honestly can't, today I've wandered round the city centre in various patterns with no idea who or what or where or why i am; and every time I notice the floor i'm walking on I get stuck in don't-stand-on-lines-or-cracks games which is really annoying. Then I walked round the supermarket a few times, sure I was in for some reason but ended up with a bottle of irn-bru and a load of doughnuts. And it's really windy. Something did cheer me up today though, the other day I accidentally spilled a box of cotton buds down by the river, and today I noticed they're scattered around there hahahahaha

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155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6587 21:53

>>154
I'd like to know whether your shoe size fits before I do so. Regardless, I would play exactly the same don't-stand-on-lines-or-cracks game as you and feel extremely bad for polluting a river that has even a miniscule chance of containing turtles at some point in time. Also, I'd probably end up cycling in circles around town instead of wandering around on foot.

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156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 00:32

>>155
Doom House, starring Richard Kyanka and Kevin Bowen.

>>157

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157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 01:29

>>156 I eat one ounce of anti-freeze, rub another ounce into my eyes then use the remaining ounce of antifreeze to give myself a dick enema, then use the French fry to surf across a river of molten lava whilst everyone I've ever known watches.

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158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6588 20:22

>>157 what actually would antifreeze do to your dick? I'm a little intrigued to find out, plus its always nice to try pouring new substances on my genitals

>>87 awwww i downloaded the 500MB one to find they're all remixes... though it was nice to see some familiar names had contributed

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159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 19:48

>>158
This looks fairly legit and well seeded. Fourth result on Google.
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6548292/My_Little_Pony_Friendship_is_Magic_-_Full_Soundtrack_[FLAC]

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160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6589 21:04

>>159
Lots and lots of anime, a script I'm working on, and some stuff no one cares about.

>>161

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161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 03:21

>>160
Watching Zenkai Girl. That's pretty much it.

>>162

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162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 04:33

>>161
Ato, other than indicating that something takes place after a fixed point in time when something happened ("after the third day of the incident"), can be used to indicate some time after the present ("I'll call later"). In contrast, nochi (other than in expressions like nochi hodo) is only applicable to the former case.

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163 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6590 21:16

>>162
I'd like to revive that ignore-others-demands-like-a-stupid-cunt trend from the first posts. I only do this because I might forget this: in Russian ato ("А то!") is pretty similar to English phrase "You know it!"; nochi ("ночи") is either a plural or a genetive case of noch ("ночь"), e.g. "долгие ночи" (long nights), "спокойной ночи!" (good night!)

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164 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 22:13

>>163 that totally wasn't worth wasting the post I was brewing up and looking forward to maturing and posting after a whole day. I hate you even more. My post was going to be so good that I can say without any guilt I hope you choke on your tongue in your sleep, goodnight.

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165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6590 22:35

>>164
Knock knock?
Who's there?
John.

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166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 00:55

>>165 it still made me smile!

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

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167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 03:16

>>166 While often maligned, Sandy Petersen played an important part in giving Doom its bizarre, warped conception of Hell.

>>168 Be a dapper gentleman for one entire day (24 hours.)

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 05:49

>>167 Quite.

>>169
List all the perfectly square numbers in this thread.

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 08:37

>>168
>>0,1,4,9,16,25,36,49,64,81,100,121,144,169,196,225,256,289,324, 361,400,441,484,529,576,625,676,729,784,841,900,961

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170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 09:56

>>169
A lot of those aren't in this thread! Well, abstain from all forms of physical contact that you would feel uncomfortable doing with your mother.

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171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 11:31

>>170
I was considering this thread in its timeless form -- no past, no present. I can see the future of this thread, and eventually, those posts will be made.

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172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 12:48

>>171 Force Of Nature, Nomak, DSK (who has worked with Nukabes on occasion, though don't get him confused with not one but two different death metal bands by the same name!) and maybe Uyama Hiroto as well

>>173 tell me your three favourite tracks featured on DQN compilations

173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6591 16:26

>>172 *i misspelt nujabes oops.

>>174 the above demand still stands

174 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6591 21:39

Most to least favourite order:

  1. All Alone for Christmas (pmix) by Captain Obvious
  2. 2GET (lol) by DQN-kun
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175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 00:37

>>174 I have no idea why >>170 said you were a "her," I always thought you were a guy. I'm not sure if that's a particularly nasty thing to say.

Oh, here's your apology juice, by the way.

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176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 02:52

> >175

lo llllllll butts

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177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 06:30

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 17:15

>>179
I demand that you look outside your window and contemplate the shapes of the clouds, then post a brief description of what they looked like.

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6592 21:58

>>178
Sadly, it's currently almost midnight here and I can't see any clouds. The last time I went outside, I did exactly that and came to the realization that most clouds look like clouds.

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180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 18:44

I don't have a favourite animal species, it obviously depends on the day, week, month, who knows. In detail, I decided to stop claiming X or Y is my favourite because I have mixed feelings in regard to almost everything which you can and will be asked about in a casual conversation. Either way, I like mammals.

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181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6595 20:30

>>180
Because he's a furry.

>>182

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182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 03:17

>>181
I didn't have any tabs open so I browsed some sites I normally visit for a bit and then came back here, so the results aren't quite authentic. Anyway:

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183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6596 12:35

>>182
Toast, bacon, and orange juice. I'm more than full, anon.

>>183
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184 Name: ∠、( l ‿ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6596 18:52

>>183
I was going to make a thread to tell vippers about wonders of robotics, now I don't want to. I don't like being forced.

>>185

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185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 07:51

>>184
I thought for a long time and I came to the conclusion that love means "finding beauty in something."

>>186

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186 Name: MODD!18MZw3IRK6 : 1993-09-6597 14:21

>>185
Done.

>>187

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187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 17:53

>>186, if I plan my lesson with no English ability, how will the students understand it?

>>188, where were you on the night of September 6593rd?

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 20:23

>>187 I was playing Cups at my friend's house.

>>189 tell me you love me, but only if you really mean it...

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 20:28

>>187
I was at home. Then I was in a car. Then I was in a church. Then I was in a car again. Then I was at home again.

>>189

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190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6597 20:40

>>189
It horrifies me, yet is completely unsurprising. The sheer fact that almost nobody seemed to care about applying lethal shocks to other people based on nothing but a stupid experiment is just plain bad. It really upset me when I first learned about the experiment.
I do have to wonder whether the people who walked out simply realized the nature of the experiment and decided to quit without checking up on the subject; I want to hope that they really did it on the basis of "I know it's not real" rather than "screw people".

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191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 01:30

>>190 I looked it up on wikipedia and realised it was the experiment the film "The Experiment" was about. I tried to watch it at my friend's house less than a year ago, but I almost fainted at the images used at the beginning where they show him stressful images of people suffering and dying, and then I can't remember at which point but I went home because it was getting too scary for me. (I'm not very good at scary movies - Independence Day made me cry). I can't make much more comment on it, some days I'm like you thinking all life is sacred and some days I feel I'd be happier if everyone died. And the people in the experiment were American so I can't help but care less. Not in a callous way, I've just taken a vow to try and stop caring so much about people outside my monkeysphere after a lifetime of anxiety attacks in the shower worrying about all the thirsty people in the world

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192 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 03:45

>>191
She pinned me against the wall and kissed me while her mother, who was in another room (but could still see us if she turned around), was looking the other way. I was pretty indifferent to the whole thing. Still don't see the big deal about kissing.

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193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 11:17

>>192
Alright, you asked for it:
http://grooveshark.com/#/s/Prematurely+Air+conditioned+Supermarket/2uiRuE?src=5

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194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 13:19

[ORDER] Demanding from the next poster [DO IT] (194)

>>195 sit down on a dude's penis

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 14:19

>>194
That would hurt him a lot. I cannot accept demands that cause harm.

>>196

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196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 16:30

>>195
I spent 20 minutes reading about my waifu. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

>>197

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197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 18:21



    ,.-‐ 、,-、,. -―-、 ‐ 、,-、_- 、
   / ,' / ミ(_.) ,  ,  ,  \_) ヽ         Cal-tan
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198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 18:23

i hope that worked okay, dqn's layout has been broken for me for quite some time.

>>199 tell me how to fix it! I've tried clearing cookies etc. and changing theme but everything is default no formatting. which i guess gives dqn an authentic feel but i miss the proper look

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6598 19:36

>>198
If you're using Firefox, you might've set the page style to "No Style". This is remembered separately from the style you select on the DQN bulletin board web site. Just press alt, go to view and select the style you've last selected on the bulletin board web site itself (even if that's not your favorite). Chrome probably has something like that somewhere too.

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200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 04:53

>>199
There is no guarantee that this will amuse you. However, it amuses me, and DQNish minds think somewhat alike, no?
http://www.youtube.com/show/freemansmind

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201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 12:20

>>200 I had a bacon muffin thing from the hot food stand at the supermarket, it was horrible

>>202 smoke three cigarettes all at once!

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 19:28

>>201
Three entire cigarettes, at once?! That's almost certain to get me lung cancer! No thank you!

>>203

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203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 20:16

>>202 I listened to it when it was posted. I like a lot of "weird" music, and i like Philip Glass; it was kinda interesting but didn't strike me as anything special compared to other stuff I listen to.

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6599 20:18

>>205 post a link to one of your favourite porn clips/pics

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 01:05

bbw-chan.net

>>206 make a new post in the "China Man" thread.

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 19:44

>>205
I'm assuming you're talking about the SAoVQ "China Man" thread.
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1255629911/60

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207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6607 23:06

>>206 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1290572478/l50

Okay.

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208 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 16:42

>>207 There is an e-mail response forum at bbw.kir.jp so ask their moderator if any of their BBW are single and want a guy like you.

>>209 Try panda bestiality.

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 20:56

>>208
According to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1183160499/ I already am a panda several times over, therefore I think masturbating counts as jacking off a panda. What I'm trying to say here is I don't really want to be kicked out of my local zoo.

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210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 15:30

>>209 Americium, the lightest element that never forms naturally!
Also, America!

>>211, write a description of a popular website you find distasteful.

211 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:12

>>210
It is a website where people scream for attention from other people, many of which they haven't met in 10 years. They claim it's a good social website, but it's the exact opposite of it; it's avoiding being social on purpose. At the very least they should stop pretending and simply face the facts: they have nothing better to do and just want to impress others with their virtual farm.

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212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:28

>>211
Well this is a pretty shitty dragon by my standards:
http://dragon-wolf997.deviantart.com/art/Sand-Dragon-Species-Reference-262172653?q=sort%3Atime%20dragon&qo=5

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213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 18:42

Well, >>212, my captcha is gojition. It's a fairly nice captcha to begin with, blending a vaguely oriental-sounding "goji" with a very English "ition." When I speak it out loud, it rolls off the tongue quite nicely. However, it is lacking in certain areas. If one were to use it in "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 2]," it would be consigned to the "nonsense word" category rather than the more humorous "captcha that sounds like an actual word" sort of post. Finally, my browser's spellcheck makes the lowercase j and i indistinguishable, as the red zig-zag line indicating that it's a misspelled word obscures the bottom portion of the j entirely. Despite these shortcomings, though, it is overall a solid captcha. 7/10

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214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 23:56

>>213
Very well then:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1318029571

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215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 04:26

>>214
2L bottle of Sun Drop ($1.25 plus sales tax)
60.5 Watt-Hour NewerTech NuPower® Battery for White 13.3" MacBooks (~$117 plus $5.99 shipping... looks like my purchasing it brought the price down a couple bucks, lol)

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216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6612 15:12

>>215
Since it's Sunday here I'm not sure what you mean by "this week" but in any case you made a demand of >>217, and I'm >>216 so I don't have to follow your demand! Haha!

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217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 08:12

Not enough demanding

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 15:48

>>219
I demand that you write a paragraph about your first love.

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 18:09

She was a brunette named Corin. We were young and foolish, and we thought it would last forever. But, as all things much, and certainly all love-things, it did end. We parted and went on to walk our own paths. I regret not at least asking her for a handjob.

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220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 20:32

>>219
Stop making impossible requests! You aren't Kaguya!

>>221

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221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:15

>>220
Gonna have to go with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Leopard_Moth , I mean just look at the thing. Normally, you get moths that try to act all fancy and try to look impressive; this one just does without even trying. It doesn't even need varied colors for it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycaena_phlaeas looks damn fine too and can be confused with a really big wasp if you just so happen to be blind at the time.

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222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:46

Possibility of >>219-like demand to be fulfilled is HIGHLY UNLIKELY:

  1. This thread has to be still for a month. Otherwise, >>220 won't be able to accomplish the goal and will likely act as >>220 did.
  2. The task itself is too unusual (hard) for a person who knows about DQN (this means that he has a rather deep understanding of the contemporary world wide web).
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223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 03:12

>>222
I visited my childhood home only to discover that after fifteen years the backyard had shrunk. The endless forest of my childhood was populated by shadows and mystery. Now it was finite and digestible, easily surveyed. I took a stroll, crunching leaves and trying to revive those mysterious woods. But the illusion was ruined by visible boundaries on all sides. I had grown too big to lose myself among these pitiful pines. I sighed and turned to leave, but stopped short when I found my path blocked by a large furry ferocious sharp-toothed brown grizzly bear.

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224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6616 04:56

http://www.cnngo.com/tokyo/life/you-lookin-me-fake-book-soothes-race-relations-985868

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 20:17

>>223
That was a delightful read, and greatly amusing. Because I'm not >>224 I don't have to be scathing about it.

>>224

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226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 22:10

>>225 because you thought it looked nice maybe and you wanted to brighten your room?

>>227 I demand you go about your daily business, I don't give a fuck.

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6617 22:49

>>226
Oh yeah? What if I make kicking your sorry ass my daily business, you punk?

>>228

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228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 11:12

>>227
I wrote the hello world for C in Eclipse and compiled it as gcc ~/code/c/hello.c. Then I ran it as ./a.out. Then I removed eclipse from my computer.

>>229

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229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 11:39

>>228

  1. Although I become friends with pretty much everyone i meet, I hate that I feel like I'm stooping to be on the same level as a lot of people. I hate that I feel superior over other human beings (even though I am I guess).
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230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6618 12:39

>>229
I spent an hour scouring social networks, traversing half-broken websites and parsing her 600 post twitter archive, but came up with nothing. So instead here is a picture of another girl I work with that looks similar. The quality is terrible. http://i.imgur.com/csVa3.jpg At first I thought I might develop a crush on her but she is too tsundere and volatile to be my type.

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231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 01:01

>>230 http://tinyurl.com/dqndqndqnthisgirlsinlovewithme

>>232 post a link to a picture of yourself! Please don't hide

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 01:14

>>231
Me.

>>233
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233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 02:55

>>232 Haha, you look pretty much exactly like what I'd expect any of you to look like, except instead of an iPhone I'd imagined a cheap compact digital camera.

Anyways, I'll tell you first that the best form of contraception is oral contraception. I once met a beautiful girl at a party, I immediately fell head over heels in love with her, and I asked her if she fancied coming to bed with, and she said no.

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234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 03:02

>>232
There was this chick on DeviantArt who used to draw guro-type stuff and I ended up chatting with her on AIM. She talked about her online lesbian love affair, and how she wished she had a penis so that she could piss standing up, and about the characters she drew (she even sent me some uncensored versions/sketches that were too hot for DA (some of them were yaoi), although they're sadly long lost from my computer now). She mentioned being interested in shemale porn and I sent her some which she seemed to appreciate (she was also under age, btw).

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235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 03:30

>>233
http://i.imgur.com/bTWga.jpg

And, not to leave >>234 out:

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236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6619 06:29

>>235 My worst injury was probably the time I was walking to my high school job and I jumped over a chain that was suspended between two wooden posts. I didn't clear the chain, caught my foot on it, and tripped. Luckily I put my arms out so I didn't land on my face, but I did a number on my arms. My wrists hurt so bad that I didn't even notice I couldn't move my arms until two hours later at the hospital. Ended up fracturing both my elbows. Let me tell you, spending six weeks, mostly of summer vacation, with practically zero articulation below your shoulders and unable to lift anything heavier than a glass of water really sucks. Now that I think about it, that wasn't particularly manly.

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237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 17:00

>>236
Well, in the words of Lie Bot:

"DQN is a fast moving textboard, with about 100,000 posts per day. Despite this, the moderation immediately deletes all but a select handful which encapsulate the underlying ideals of a utopian nation. These are then fed through a word filter to make them seem completely unimportant. The ultimate purpose of this project is to create a database which will be used to design an AI capable of overseeing the entire world's governments."

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238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 17:26

I love the internet.
I love new pokemon.
I love photography.
I love to imagine.

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239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 18:50

I certainly do love you >>238! I love DQN, the amazing universe we live in, the human mind, art, DEVO, jailbait, ketamine, a certain young lady, WIRED magazine, tumblr, my ipod, my friends, rabbits, dogs, cats, colourful kneesocks, cute anime, mexican food, honeycomb ice cream, cherry flavoured stuff, skanking... lots of stuff!

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240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 17:21

>>239
I kicked my dog very lightly in the backside. It was more of a nudge than a kick to tell you the truth. She glanced back at me with a look which seemed to say "Seriously >>240, what the fuck are you doing." then walked off in disgust.

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241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 17:27

Aaaaahhhh >>240 I meant it as a figure of speech for going out and doing your best! Grabbing life by the balls! Poor doggy ( ゚Д゚)you should give him or her a treat and play outside for a while with them

One time when I was maybe 7 or 8 me and my brother found a human ear with what seemed like quite fresh blood next to it. >>242 what's the spookiest thing that's happened in your life?

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 19:37

>>241 When I was in elementary school, a teacher tried to seduce me. I was too young to be attracted to women.

>>243 Unlock the psych ward of the hospital and let all the patients out.

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 19:57

>>242
I bet you're the same person as >>219, aren't you? I don't think you understand the idea of this thread.

>>244

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244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 20:58

Accidentally posted in the wrong thread...

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

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245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 22:18

>>244
I can't get it in my area, but I can do DXM this weekend if you want me to. Would you like me to?

>>246

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246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 23:20

>>245
Already have Debian, so I'll try out Gentoo when I get home. Maybe I'll learn something if I'm lucky.

>>246

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247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 00:35

>>246
I'll overlook your oversight and recommend you to play RollerCoaster Tycoon and Theme Hospital. Because honestly, Windows 98 sucks apart from the games.

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248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 02:15

>>247
A girl's hands, a faucet in a bathroom, my bath tub, and an egg! Altogether, though?! Maybe some soft shiny egg! I don't fucking know!

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249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 06:02

>>248
You're not fucked-up enough. Do you spend enough time on the Internet?

>>250

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250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 10:13

>>249
Here are some Helpful Hints on becoming fucked-up!

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251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 12:09

>>250 become a straight-edge god-fearing devoted husband and father, and wear a wooly tanktop

>>252 Tell us your fantasy of how you would propose to your dream girl

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 15:56

>>251
"Hey, I like you a lot <blush>"
"R-r-really? I've always liked you a lot too <blush>"
"I - I think I love you!"

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253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 16:15

>>252
I was fantasising about fucking the girl I cheated with. She was lithe and strong. We went three times around. She wanted me to choke her until she came. I had been having a long distance relationship for 5 months with my girlfriend of three years, until I cracked and fucked this chick. I fucked her while her friend watched.

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254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 18:23

>>253
I wanted to join back in 1992 because I thought I could bring the world change.

>255
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255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 20:04

>>254, since I'm musically retarded here's a random list of albums I enjoy.

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256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 23:45

>>255
I don't have a favorite music artist anymore, there are just too many out there and what I want to listen to changes from day to day. swings. Nowadays I spend more time listening to my own music (while I'm working on it) than anything else, so I guess you could say I'm my own favorite music artist. After all, if I ever make something I don't like I can change it!

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257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 00:23

>>256
I think I recognized about 100 sources in there. I think you described it pretty much perfectly: chaotic noise with some random order in it. I want to say that it's not my cup of tea but I've been clicking around for about 15 minutes now. Shame that that track seems to be pretty much the only one of its kind, I kind of liked it.

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258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 00:53

>>257 hmmm have you ever played Ristar for the megadrive/genesis? If only for the amazing soundtrack but the game's a lot of fun too, I always found it quite hard though. Really beautiful visuals too. Try and find a ROM for it :)

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259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6626 06:48

>>258
http://www.amazon.com/PANTONE-SMART-18-0228X-Color-Swatch/dp/B004O7DMF0

>>260

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260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 01:51

>>259
It seems that no one on DQN is creative. I apologize.

>>261

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261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 06:50

>>260
Fuck you!

>>261

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262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 07:06

>>261
Go fuck yourself, >>260.

>>263

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263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 11:20

>>261, thou bootless fat-kidneyed mumble-news, be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough until you drop into the rotten mouth of death, for thou art a leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch with a brain as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage. And go fuck yourself.

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264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 17:02

>>263
Get comfortable, close your eyes, play this song and relax.

>>265
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265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 18:08

>>264 When I was 9 I went to a football match with my grandparents, and I was wearing my mum's knickers. They were too big for me, and when my country scored a goal my grandfather lifted me up in celebration and I could feel the black lacy underwear falling down within my tracksuit, but no one noticed.

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266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 20:23

>>266
My body is ready.

>>268

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267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 21:43

You heard the man, >>268. Unleash the furry!

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 21:55

>>267
I'm trying to, but the gate is stuck!

>>268, get me something that will loosen up the gate.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 22:06

>>268
Actually, I think it's best if we leave the furry locked up.

>>270

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270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6629 23:13

>>269
Fat, smart, and sickeningly affectionate, just like the cat sleeping next to me right now.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:24

>>270 that's not a cat, that's my wife!

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:27

>>271
            ___
          /_  _  \
         /   ・〉. ・`   ヽ
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273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 00:41

>>274, do something about >>270-272 not demanding anything.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 07:39

>>273 make >>270-272 admit that a cat is fine too and is their waifu.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 12:01

Do it >>273

>>276 move along, nothing to see here.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 14:30

>>275

Look, our job in this industry is not to ask "waifu". Our job is to ask "wai not fu".

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 18:09

>>271 here, and I deeply apologize for not requesting anything.

>>278, please forgive me.

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 18:16

>>277
Okay.

>>279

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279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6630 23:11

>>280 it would bring me feelings of elation
If you would post photographic evidence of menstruation

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 18:03

>>279
Considering the number of people who actually browse DQN, there's a good chance this actually is you. Nonetheless...
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/882

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281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 19:44

>>280
Ordered from last downloaded to first of the 10:
Mambo 3
the.graduate.(1967).eng.1cd.(3130269)

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282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:04

>>281
Alright.

>>283

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283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:19

>>282 lucky you I took one last week. http://i.imgur.com/qH1wq.jpg

>>284 I demand you to commit seppuku with the nearest blunt object

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 20:51

>>283
I cannot commit seppuku with a Sonic plushie. Trust me, I've tried. Then again, being the fastest hedgehog in the world, it's not slow so it's not actually blunt and therefore not the nearest blunt object. But it's such a cute thing.

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285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 23:37

>>284
I have a soft Patamon hanging from my rearview mirror in my vehicle. I call him Homie Patamon.

>>285

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286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6632 23:56

>>285
Closest to me I see the futon on which I am lying and the blanket covering me, both bathed in the warm glow of the morning sun. Then there is a large white stuffed sheep that I love deeply because of its connection to a certain girl. Next to my futon is a brown chest of drawers with two columns and four rows. The left column is a little more than twice the length of the right column.

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287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6633 02:26

>>280 of course that was me, that's why I was asking for more!

>>286 well, have you ever done the thing where you close your eyes really tight then push your eyeballs into your head with all your might? If you do it hard enough and long enough you start to see beautiful angels, but ever since I was little I've always saw them not as angels but as bright glowing skeletons of those flying wasp/bee badniks from the first level of Sonic 2

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288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 12:11

>>287
Hey man, have you read this shit? What, are you trying to kill me or something? Just look at what caffeine does to spiders!

>>289
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289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 12:59

>>288
But I use GNU! Anyway, I tried...

>290
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290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 14:00

>>289
O Epeo, I pee u. Ass gas. Mmmm.

Your truly,

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291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 14:39

>>290
My captcha is slow, so I'm going to take it ゆっくり.

>>292

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292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 14:56

>>291
Junior woke up from troubled dreams to find that his lower body had sprouted a monstrous growth tipped with moisture. Like a coal miner striking upon a gold deposit, Junior had struck puberty. Before Junior could come to terms, or come to, or even come, Mittens ran in!

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293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 21:51

>>292
Somehow my dick is still erect. I should probably seek medical attention.

>>294

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294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6634 23:44

>>293
My phone only has a touch screen, no number keys at all.

>>295

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295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 04:10

>>294
Challenge accepted!

>>296

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296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 07:18

>>295
I decided to do ten push-ups and ten sit-ups.

>>260

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297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 12:54

>>296 One of the first times I went on a drug binge, I went out on the town spraypainting everything, and at 10am i was tagging the big main supermarket with customers going by. Then as I went in to buy milkshakes the security guard said "can i look in your bag please" so I said okay and it was full of spraycans so he grabbed my arm and dragged me through to the back room and phoned the police. The police took me into their car though fortunately they didn't take me to the station. They asked me things like why I did it and if I was on drugs because i seemed kinda spacey, but I half-lied and said I'm always kinda spacey, it's just the kind of person I am, and then the policelady asked me if i had anything dangerous in my pocket becfore she searched me and i said no and then she found a bottle of poppers and was like "what's this for?" and I said "aaahhhh it gives me a headrush, it's legal" but i think she was waiting for me to say "it opens my bumhole so men can fuck me".

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298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6635 18:14

>>297
It's not exactly vandalism, but... I feel it to be an apt sign of devotion to our Lord and Savior!

http://imgur.com/JSAHr

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299 Name: >>297 : 1993-09-6636 03:32

I'd just like to say that was brilliant >>298, you've renewed my faith in humanity as a whole

>>300 please carry out >>298's demand, while simultaneously 300 GETting

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 05:03

"May we never forget the day of September 6635, in the year of our Haruhi 1993, when Saint >>298-san gave birth to the image I kneel before. DQN DQN, LOL."

>>301

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301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 07:03

>>300
You believers are all stark raving madfellows. I don't mind that you believe a fictional two-dimensional character born of a light novel is lord. But you're destroying society with your ridiculous beliefs. You Haruhi fundamentalist psychotics are so power-mad you stop at nothing. Willful ignorance, intimidation, suppression of information...I feel like /dqn/ is back in the dark ages!! If it was up to you I bet you fools would hold an Inquisition and burn and torture non-believers, despite all your claims that Haruhi is a loving God. Well answer me this. If Haruhi is so powerful why is she so tsundere for boring-ass straight-man Kyon? What kind of Lord shows such human weakness? And if she's so real why does she never answer my daily prayer to lose my virginity?

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302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6636 13:47

>>301
I found well... nothing. There's a local not-too-big forest nearby with a path through it and it's just a path with little of interest at all. I didn't meet any people, didn't see anything exciting except for a whole bunch of trees, leaves and some birds. Oh, and ants. Lots of ants. I'm starting to wonder what the hell they're eating, I certainly didn't see anything.
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303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 04:42

>>302

It's too late tonight to bake anything, but here's some bread I made a while back:

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304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 07:41

It would be Sun, >>303, if it wasn't a cloudy morning. I wish sunsets here were as beautiful as 600 km souther: ttp://i.imgur.com/LtEtv.jpg

>>305

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305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 12:08

>>304
With the city lights here, the only constellation I can see this morning is Orion. To the left of that is a star I had heard of but I never knew its exact location until now (DQN taught me something, lol).

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306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 20:54

>>305
"Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft"
means:
"association of subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services"

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307 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-6638 21:13

That's it, show's over guys.

>>308, I take it you can "take care of" any witnesses, yeah?

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6638 22:27

>>307 They have concrete shoes on, and are sinking into the river right now.

>>309 Put new tires on an AE86 Toyota Corolla and drift until the rear tires pop.

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 00:53

>>308
What a coincidence; I'd just finished work on my "Put new tires on an AE86 Toyota Corolla and drift until the rear tires pop" simulator v1.0. You'll probably have to download Python to run it.

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310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 02:26

>>309
I found a few.

HQ9+ is superior to Python because it can pass the four standard programming language tests ("hello world", quine, "99 Bottles of Beer", increment) with a lot less code than Python.

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311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 04:32

>>310
H

>>312

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312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 06:17

>>311
Here you go, in all its unkempt glory.
http://i.imgur.com/CsuWt.jpg

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313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 07:02

>>312
I only took it because I love you, >>312-san.
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/3830/1105110121.jpg

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314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6640 10:36

>>313
It's a song I wrote, but it started as a poem:

Never not a blank thought, because it terrifies

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315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 08:47

>>314
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9/dqnsmile.jpg

>>316

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316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 11:06

>>315 maybe cos it's datk but you have better teeth than i expecrted from a fokyuin

??317 was 69b ass, wash yohair, veyag ti twwth (o wkkwaw you'll be gtjy)

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 11:08

(aww, off to a good start but i lost my positioning on the keyboard for the demand)

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 12:56

>>319
Decrypt >>316. My best guess so far is ">>317 wash yo ass, wash yo face, wash yo teeth (i allele you'll be fry)"

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6641 16:48

>>318
I recognize them as lyrics from a song my friend used to sing by Del the Funkee Homosapien (it's spelled funny if I'm not mistaken). He means, "Wash yo' ass, wash yo' hair, brush yo' teeth (or else you'll be funky)"

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320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 08:38

>>319
I vowed to fulfill your demand if nobody had posted after I got home from work, so here you go!

http://iiichan.net/boards/music/src/DQNfreestyle.mp3

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321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 08:59

>>320 Golly gosh, that was life-affirming! Whether or not anyone posts after this I'm going to remix it anyway, but I have a job interview now. Or anyone else can remix it too, I'm going to do a weird ambient remix

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 09:19

http://www.kindaikobo.com/staffblog/?p=239
Please comment.

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 11:44

>>320
http://soundcloud.com/dsfa/320-im-a-dqn-raised-by-a-hen

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 19:45

>>323 What?

>>325 Travel to the alternate dimension where Ronnie James Dio never gets caner, but members of KSE do.

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 20:16

>>324 killswitch engage? members of the westboro baptist church picket their funeral, but life goes on.

>>326 bump the travel to an alternate dimension thread

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6642 22:53

>>325 meant this one: ttp://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1297791000/

Fuck it, I have no idea for it other than "Communism won. Where is your party membership card, comrade?"

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327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 20:23

>>326 Done.

>>328
Tell me about your job/school life.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 23:15

>>327 I just graduated at university and am now on the dole, though I have started up a record label with a friend and the future is quite exciting. On one hand i don't like taking handouts, and I was a bit disappointed my job interview yesterday didn't go well, but on the other hand i like having time to work on my folio and other projects

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329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6643 23:59

>>328
http://mediafiresharing.blogspot.com/2009/09/frog-pocket-gonglot.html

>>330

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330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 16:39

>>329
This is an album which, unlike your typical IDM album, conveys some warm feelings besides chaotic and other colder feelings. While it gives you a sense of hope and reminds your emotional self that everything can and will be alright, it also tells you that nothing's easy. This is a feeling which reminisces of World's End Girlfriend.

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331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 16:54

>>330 I sent you a wee message :3

>>332 record a little message for us using http://audioboo.fm/

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 19:05

>>331
http://audioboo.fm/boos/538737-332

>>333

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333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6644 21:31

>>332

   _,,....,,_  _人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人_
-''":::::::::::::`''>    GET 300 SLOWLY!!   <
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334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 01:09

>>333 well actually I was going to say, before I saw your demand (as I had to click view whole post) that when >>332's recording stopped, I sat for a few minutes in quiet contemplation of what I had just heard, and went on quite a deep mental journey thinking about lots of things, the song seemed to inspire lots of memories within me, and also made me think about the future. Funnily enough I did think about my hands for a bit; I have a date tomorrow with the girl I'm quite certain I shall marry, and she has a thing about my hands, and I was thinking about the time we've spent staring at our interlocked hands. Woah, like, contemplating my hands deep within a meditation on a higher level or something.

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335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6645 02:30

>>336 I demand that you add me on MSN! Pidgin is sometimes weird, so if I don't accept, send me an email ~

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 00:54

>>335
Sent you an email.

>>337

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337 Name: John Macramé : 1993-09-6648 09:01

>>336
OK.

>>338

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338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 10:07

>>338
Please tell me what's your favorite mathematical theorem.

>>337

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339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 13:07

>>338
I'm going to assume you were talking to me. My favourite mathematical theorem is our dear friend the quadratic formula. I knew it off by heart within a week of being taught it, and frightened small children by repeating it in monotone and telling them that was the sort of thing you had to memorise in maths.

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340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 17:41

>>341 post

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6648 21:04

>>340
Ok.

>>342

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342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 01:07

>>341
I honestly can't remember what he looked like as a kid, so here's a recent impression.

http://imgur.com/JYbJB

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343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6649 01:29

>>342 couldn't be bothered to get my tablet out or wire my scanner up but here's a picture of me from about 8 months ago when I had blond hair (I'm in the background quite dismayed at what I'm seeing)

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/143/c/6/space_junk___we_all_have_to_go_by_crinkle_cutbeatroot-d3h1skw.png

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344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 14:35

>>343 I couldn't stand the taste of the first cigarette I ever smoked, so I quit that instant.

>>345 Hijack a short bus

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 14:42

Just imagine if time traveling was possible! I'd rather stay in the year 1000000,5 (as in Futurama's The Late Philip J. Fry) and succumb to giraffe's will.

>>346, what is your ideal future (as seen in movies, cartoons etc.)?

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346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 19:31

>>345
My ideal future is the future of Yokohama Kaidashi Kikō, peaceful, half-destroyed, half-reborn, robots, there was a catastrophe without killing half of the world's population, etc.

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347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6650 22:20

>>346
Jealous mother takes a life
A life she once held dear
Hides the books of memory

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348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6653 23:19

>>347
I have absolutely no idea, and that hint of yours is no use whatsoever. I even tried googling your subtly hidden "Clonico". I even tried googling "Clonico" without the Spanish results. I got nothing.

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349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6654 16:32

>>348
Sorry, after I posted I realized my demand was a bit silly and regretted it. If you search youtube for Clonico it might be the second result or so?

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350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6654 19:10

>>349 i was on one of those camgirl sites the other night, you know where they go on webcam to shake their jiggly bits and i've mucked about a few times the past few days but this time i went in and there was a woman slapping her bum-bum and other guys saying things like "mmm bb u so fine" and "take it off" and she seemed to be enjoying the attention, then I said "I'M GONNA FEED MY CHILDREN NON-ORGANIC FOOD, AND WITH THE MONEY SAVED TAKE THEM TO THE ZOO" and she stopped gyrating, closed her legs, sat up with a confused look on her face and scratched her head a bit, and all the conversation died. Then she lay down again and gradually got back into the swing of things, so i left because i just wasn't interested any more.

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351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 00:48

>>350
">>351, You did a wonderful job yesterday. Congratulations! You always amaze me.

Don’t forget to sign up for a lesson Monday or Tuesday next week.

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352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 04:11

>>351
I can't actually think of anything other than a pretty standard "you are fucking retarded and should stop posting until you understand the community better because you're making all of us look like dicks" aimed at me and some other guys on another board. Day 1 registrant elitists are good at throwing that kind of drama out after some years, I've found.

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353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 04:34

>>352
Oh, god. There were so many brutal comments exchanged between my first ex and I (we were 14 and 16, respectively) I can't even begin to enumerate them. Putting two vindictive, bi-polar, narcissistic, intelligent cynics together is the worst idea ever. Maybe the meanest thing I'd said was when I went off about how she should, in all honestly, just kill herself and save me all her problems. Or something as simple as, a few years later, giving a calm dissertation on why I hate her, the way she thinks, the people she knows and the life she leads.

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354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 05:03

>>353
I think I'm alright.

>>353

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355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 08:29

>>354
A cursory check reveals that it seems to be up right now. Unless by "up" you mean "up in quality", which I doubt will ever happen.

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356 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 16:41

I'm on safari so just doing it by memory

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357 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 16:43

>>358 tell me your favourite joke

358 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 17:00

What do you have to watch out for when it's raining cats and dogs?
Don't step in a poodle!

>>359 Tell us about your day

359 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 17:19

I woke up 2 hours ago at 3pm, and i've been talking to a hot babe online since I got up. I also went for a jobby and read my Sgt. Frog book while i was there. I might go play some infamous and i might go buy doughnuts too.

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360 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 08:53

>>359
I couldn't find a cake so I bought a big castella and ate it all instead. It was castella quality!
http://i.imgur.com/1M8bB.jpg

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361 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 11:22

>>360
Okay.

>>362

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362 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 14:57

>>361
Please don't talk like that; it's unbecoming of you.

>>363

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363 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 15:02

>>361
I wrote that ranty thing about multiple abilities, forgetting that I actually meant to explain how my day was completed because some Japanese girls sent me wwwwwwwww bombs on Omegle (they were mocking me T.T ).

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364 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 15:04

Oh god QUICK DO >>362 AND >>363!! MARATHON RUN!!

365 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 18:21

>>364
'Kay

>>362
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366 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 18:33

>>365
I believe that demand was for you, >>367.

367 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 19:13

>>366
I guess I could make this post with only words like this; that would ruin >>366's point. Thus I will write a definite "eight word" once, possibly twice.

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368 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 00:22

>>367
Done.

>>369
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369 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 07:16

>>368
http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Title
I contributed a couple tracks!

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370 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 07:19

>>371
Spend an hour reading through a random friend's social network history, preferably somebody you don't really know, then post a one-paragraph summary of that person's life here. If you're not into social networking then spend an hour going through some random person's livejournal.

371 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 19:45

>>370
This person is currently not in relationships (apparently he dreams about the day when he finally finds a woman of easy virtue with well-developed secondary sex characteristics). He has a new car which was a gift from his parents (he boasts about it, yet he complains about lack of funds). He visits nightclubs often (he likes RnB and dubstep). Either he has low salary or he is "between jobs".

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372 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 22:02

>>371
Well now, this is my kind of demand. Here's a reasonably good replay of the Imperishable Night Extra stage made especially for you. Copy/paste it into the Replay folder in your Imperishable Night game files and it should appear under "Replay" on the main menu. If you haven't got the game downloaded, go torrent it or something.
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373 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6661 23:06

>>371
It's your lucky day, you get your demand done twice because uploading takes time! I did a run through SA Extra. Pretty reasonable run, I haven't played SA for like a year. I totally forgot the safespot for that first card, really have no idea how I didn't die there... Embers of Love was probably 0.1 seconds away from death too. Dailymotion kind of screwed up the quality but oh well.
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374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6662 03:15

>>373
I was going to play KOLM II but it told me to play KOLM I first so I played Freeway Fury 2 instead.

A brief opening comic-style cinematic explains the protagonist's motivation. An impatient athletic commuter stuck in traffic is overtaken by Fury. He punches his way out of his car and begins leaping from vehicle to vehicle -- to escape what turns out to be surprisingly light traffic. The moment our road-raging anti-hero crashes through a windshield, rather than swerve out of control and crash, the vehicle actually continues in a straight line, and even begins to speed up. Some sort of mysterious power awards him with "nitro" for these violent invasions of private property.

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375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 00:10

>>374
Okay then:
http://4-ch.net/love/kareha.pl/1319120416/20
http://4-ch.net/love/kareha.pl/1318968831/11

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376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 01:37

>>375
I was at daycare. We were outside, where the caretakers wouldn't have to be fucked to keep us entertained. Two of my pals were sitting on either end of the teeter-totter.

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377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 03:12

Well >>376, I guess you're talking to me and not yourself but I will ask, has that given you a phobia about teeter-totters in the rest of your life? We call them "seesaws" here. I guess I like them though I've never spent much time on one. I used to have this plastic all-in-one kind of seesaw when i was really wee, but I rarely played on it. I often filled it up with water though, there was a hole in the bottom I'd stick the garden hose in. One time I stuck it in, and hanked it so it stayed inside it filling it up with water. Then my mum called me in for dinner, so I left it and went and sat at the table to eat my dinner. After a few minutes there was a sudden loud crack as the hose hit the window and sprayed water everywhere as it did the kind of dance that only garden hoses spraying water with some force can do. I shat myself.

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378 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 04:25

>>377
Tobanjan (豆瓣醤). It's a delicious spicy bean sauce that goes well with just about everything.

>>379

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379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 16:56

>>378
This one.

>>380
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380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 17:36

>>379
I played Popotan when I was 19. It was in Japanese, so I kind of loitered around hoping for the best. It was pretty cute. I enjoyed the idea of me being closer to characters of Caramelldansen than most of the nerds who visited that certain flash board.

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381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6676 23:59

>>380 okay
>>379 It's a good song but Bach is too damn obvious. >>378 should instead go with captain obvious. A Bach prelude in a DJ set is just gonna make people sigh and shake their heads, but All Alone for Christmas is not only appropriate considering the situation, but will give those uncultured swine a real taste of our finely-honed traditional music. Also as a user of DQN it is your duty and refusing to comply will mean that we'll always recognize >>378 as a traitor, a plebeian and a no-good scallywag.

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382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 21:44

>>381
No. Nobody's going to waste eight hours on something they don't want to do just because somebody on the internet asked them to.

>>383

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383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 22:50

>>382
I lived for 15 years with a father who suffered early-onset dementia. It's part of the reason I can be so cold and detached as to feel zero remorse for any act of questionable morality. Also, I took on his degenerative, solitary behavior to the point where I've become a hikikomori.

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384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 23:11

I went in to the central square in tinierme and gave away nice items of clothing to people hanging about and now my heart feels warm

>>385 Give me a phrase to spell out with my tongue on my girlfriend's pussy tomorrow nigt.

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6684 23:41

>>384
DQN DQN LOL

>>386

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386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 08:37

BEEP. The answer is 42
>>387
Don't post in this thread.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 14:09

| ○_○| GReeTiNGS PuNY MeaTBaGS. I HaVe BeeN iNSTRuCTeD To PoST iN THiS THReaD BY >>387-SaN iN ReSPoNSe To a ReQueST iSSueD BY a PRiMiTiVe aND iNFeRioR 386 MaCHiNe Ha Ha

>>388

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388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 17:43

Solenoid Robots: Mmm! Buzz! Click! Buzz! Click! When we trap Roger Mmm! Buzz! Click! Buzz! Click! Buzz! Click! Ramjet, we are now rulers. Buzz! Click! Buzz! Click!

>>389, tell us what's in your pockets.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 22:53

>>388
I'm not wearing anything with pockets. Only a pair of pantyhose that I just fapped in.

>>389

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390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6685 23:02

>>389
Alright. It didn't give me anything "extra" but it was easy enough to do.

>>391

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391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 07:38

>>390
I know who you are and this is more than you deserve.
http://i.imgur.com/7AlHX.jpg

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392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 10:32

>>391
EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS AHOY

>>393
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393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6686 11:32

>>392
I want a picture of Santa from Western folklore wearing a Miko suit and hair ribbons, please~

>>393

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394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6687 03:13

>>393
I'll have you know this goes against everything I believe in.

>>395
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395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 05:44

>>394
I didn't really think this through, but...

>>396
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396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 08:17

>>395
I believe in killing rats. They've plagued us for countless generations and for the first time in our history we are presented with technology that may at last end the menace: genetic engineering, a century of biological weapons research, and Ron Paul with an honest chance at the Republican nomination. This will free us from all the harmful regulation that has stopped us from pursuing my ultimate goal. RON FUCKING PAUL: FOR A RAT-FREE FUTURE.

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397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 09:03

>>396
One valiant rat making his last futile Christmas stand.
http://i.imgur.com/MaLFV.png

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398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 11:50

>>395 awww that is a delightful picture!

>>397 I bought myself GTA: Vice City Stories for the PS2 hehe, for £4.99

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399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 13:15

>>398 http://rigelseven.com/dqn/All%20Alone%20For%20Christmas%20(As%20Usual)%20~Parked%20mix~%20-%20dqn-kun.mp3

>>400

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400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 14:30

>>399 http://vocaroo.com/?media=vXBmye1KciGVDISYL

>>401 Get in the swing, pal!

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6689 15:27

>>400 The nearest swing is in a city park 5 miles from me, and I am too lazy to go there.

>>402 Suggest more stupid signs and Windows errors for Thunderbirds101TV to read using TTS voices.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6690 12:05

>>400 i'm downloading that poorly recorded but pleasant little ditty as xmas present from DQN, thanks! Merry Christmas!

>>401 a sign that says "no dumping" hahahaha

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403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 00:40

It was lovely.

>>404
Error demand not found

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6691 00:52

(◕ ◡ ◕) I'm glad you had a lovely xmas >>403, so did I!

>>405 Take good care of your feet!

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 01:35

>>404
Well, I did drop a tray on my big toe a few weeks ago such that it bruised horribly. I don't plan on doing that again, so I suppose that counts as taking care of my feet?

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406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 12:51

>>405 666

>>407 I demand to know your favorite Iron Maiden song.

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 17:20

>>406
I have never listened to Iron Maiden and likely never will, therefore I will tell you my favourite Shrine Maiden song. By which I mean Project Shrine Maiden. By which I mean Touhou. Anyway, it's "Bloom Nobly, Ink-black Cherry Blossoms ~ Border of Life". Can't go wrong with a name like that.

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408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 18:01

>>407
Probably the interrobang (‽), the combination of a question mark and an exclamation mark. It's just a fun idea and saves so much space.

>>409

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409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 18:29

>>408
What you say‽

>>410

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410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 19:21

˙uoıʇdıɹɔsǝp ǝɯos ɟo ǝuıɹɥs ɐ plınq noʎ ʇɐɥʇ puɐɯǝp I
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411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 21:49

>>410 I had a shrine at my old flat to my ex girlfriend, it had a fair bunch of her hairs and some of her makeup she left and hair bobbles and the tights i ripped off her the night i met her and pictures of her and a couple of her tampons and blood stained tissue papers and cans she'd drank from. There was a photo of her tampon right here on /dqn/ somewhere that i posted after i licked it the first time (it took some courage to finally do it cos i'd thought about it for a long time but I'm glad i did, it tasted nice)

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412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6692 23:22

>>411 They're empty.

>>413 Write an original story, no less than five paragraphs~!

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 02:46

>>412
Mister Kibble whistled tunelessly as he carefully attached seventeen Happy Pins to his corduroy vest. The vest was already vested with 183 such joyous proclamations, with phrases like "SMILE HAPPY!" and "LET'S FUN!" Not one of them was without an exclamation point. Yesterday had been a slow day, Mister Kibble reflected, but it was important to always replenish the Happiness. You never knew when you might need to give out all 200 pins in one day!

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414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 18:46

>>413
It's been a slow day for Mister Kibble. Mister Kibble, known for his protection of Happiness, had only managed to protect Happiness 17 times. It was hopeless. But tomorrow will be different, Kibble murmurs in his sleep. Tomorrow will be different.

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415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 18:49

(continued from >>414)
Mere seconds later, Mister Kibble pulled out a gun very similar to his toy gun from his Balloon Belt, without even wincing once. "This is my duty, and you will not interfere with it", he said as he pushed the barrel against Marco's smiling forehead. The bar shaked in terror at the thought of what could happen next.

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416 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 21:59

>>415 Hmm i liked the original better. As I was reading yours I thought "hmmm he is just re-writing the original in a slightly different way" but by the end I was thinking "hmmm i'm not really feeling this story at all". And then the Espeon reference made me shake my head and audibly tut. Reminds me of the people who would mention jaffa cakes to increase their chances of teletext fame. Poor show.

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417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6693 22:25

>>416
413's story:
Pretty long, perhaps too long
I did not read it.

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418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 12:14

>>417
http://i.imgur.com/ZeXuz.png

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419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 13:42

>>418
I have 1cced Subterranean Animism on HARDO MODO. It was a lot of fun as well. Currently working on Extra, which is also going reasonably well.

>>420

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420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6694 20:18

>>419
Small Demon's Revival by that fucking cat. Or, stage 5 boss. Replay

I figured I could nuke it, but no. Having a boss health bar on the bottom is too much of a luxury for Touhou. It's been a year since I've played SA story mode though, I gave up on a Lunatic 1cc back then.
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421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 14:12

>>420 I am not a danmaku otaku, so of course I never got past level 2.

>422 I demand that you tell me what your favorite sketch from "Monty Python's Flying Circus."

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 17:33

>>421 My favorite is the dead parrot sketch.

>>423 I demand that you do everything demanded of a poster in this thread.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 19:00

>>422
Very well then, I will do everything demanded of >>341, who was a poster in this thread.

>>424

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424 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:15

>>423 I loved the 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima, but almost nobody else does.

>>425 Name a car that was inspired by Knight Rider, but is not a Pontiac.

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6695 20:54

mustang cobra
>>426
Videotape yourself dancing to daddy cools rasputin song. Covering some/all parts of the body is acceptable unless a panda.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 19:20

>>425
My most sincere apologies, but it appears that nobody on DQN is willing to do that and I don't really want to see this thread fall off the front page for several days/weeks again. Your demand will have to go unrequited but, alas, such is life. Besides which, who the hell uses videotapes these days?

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427 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6700 20:26

>>426
My last dream was really strange, after two sleepless nights, just before falling to a much-awaited sleep after 2 days of intense masturbation, I decided to read a not-so-good manga, "Tokyo Toybox". I'm not sure I've remembered all of it, but I spent all the night dreaming about it. It was about a lazy but genius game developer. Add to that the insane amount of hentai I saw the last 48 hours and you can imagine the mess it was.

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428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 15:17

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429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) (˃ヮ ˂ ) : 1993-09-6701 15:18

dackive!
>>430
I demand you to double-post

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 15:25

>>429
I never double-post, it's a rule.

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431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 15:28

>>429
I never double-post, it's a rule.
Captcha isn't working for some reason.

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432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 17:30

>>431 While looking for a download link I read the wikipedia article on it. Already excited, I then noticed at the bottom of the article a link to a review by the NME. "This should be good" I thought: http://www.nme.com/reviews/autechre/6602 Hahaha. The comments are funny too. Then I looked up the reviewer, Sarah Dempster, and found an article by the her for the guardian 3 years later talking about how she likes to dance around her bedroom to Queen and Phil Collins and The Very Best Of The Moody Blues, but she also sort of brags about her time at the NME "name-dropping german electro artists" and stuff.

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433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 17:37

>>432 Cigarettes stink.

>>434 tell me what your favorite danmaku is that isn't a touhou game.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 18:15

>>433
http://www.tatsuya-koyama.com/software/wg002_genetos_eng.html
GENETOS

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435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 18:57

>>434

http://www.charliesgames.com/cactus/MondoAgencyFixed.zip

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436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6701 19:43

>>435
I've fallen in love with every character in Katawa Shoujo. People seem to find both the game and the concept distasteful, so I guess that's something.

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437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 03:33

>>436 i'm not going to use an inferior operating system just cos some sap on /dqn/ tells me to!

>>438 rate my penis http://www.freeimagehosting.net/66a85

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 09:47

>>437
I opened the link, but there was only a web-site interface. I tried to edit it, but it was a dud, a screenshot! I'm not going to reveal my rating categories and just give the final score instead: 0.0/5 What a cunt!

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439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 12:12

>>438
My debit card PIN is 8137. Best of luck with that info.

>>440

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440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6702 18:28

>>439
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3gHi9ZMlQ8
If you go through this guy's videos (specifically the "Episodes") quite a lot of the interpretations are mine. Unfortunately, anonymity and forgetfulness mean I can't quite say which ones...

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441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 11:32

>>440
ttp://uploda.in/img/data/img10045.jpg

>>442

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442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 12:17

>>441
Uh huhuhuhuhuhu I gatz a gurlfrond and I gotz a faecbuk adn I amz popular with peoplz because eye gatz a social life dan I still fock bitches an shyt nigger. I'm betar dan everybody hear and I'll bitch about my problems becuse I'm a stupid piece of dog shit that needs to point out how much better I am than erybudy uh huhuhuhuhuhuh.

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443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6703 12:37

>>442
I'll spend the day watching K-ON.

>>444

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444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 05:12

>>443
I already did that. Are you from the future?

>>445

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445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 19:51

>>444
How am I supposed to mail anything to you? You didn't leave an address.

>>446

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446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 21:03

>>445
child_porn_part8

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447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6704 22:27

>>446 i'm eamiling you now

>>448 hold your horses!

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 07:46

>>447
Whoa whoa! No pressure, man.

>>449

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449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 12:01

>>448
The day after my girlfriend left I relieved my remaining sexual tension by spending the day masturbating. The fantasies included gangbanging another man's wife on her wedding day without her knowledge, fucking my ex-girlfriend on top of my tied-up girlfriend, and fucking an underage girl as her mother forces her into a threesome.

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450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6705 19:49

>>449
Maybe you'll be able to live out some of your sexual fantasies at work! You'll never know until you go!

>>451

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451 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 04:13

>>450
It means that you and everyone you know are a bunch offrix.

>>452
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452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 08:30

>>451
http://i.imgur.com/Y7jE4.png

>>453

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453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 18:09

>>452 http://xhamster.com/movies/476375/bbw_roberta.html

>>454 don't worry about it

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 18:44

>>453
That sentiment was actually very appropriate to what I was thinking about a minute ago. Thank you, my dear ( ˃ ヮ˂).

>>455

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455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 19:46

>>454
I wanna pilot a helicopter! Like, one of those huge military transport choppers I've seen on my Top Trumps cards! And once I get my hands on it, I'll customise it into a flying camper van and go on holidays wherever I want to without expensive plane tickets and hotel bookings!

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456 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 20:52

>>455
That game has a bad end where your cousin dies and a good one where your bride gets shot during the wedding. After beating the game you can easily acquire a t-shirt with Statue of Liberty and commit suicide as a free man (in-game, on your own discretion), then uninstall the game and try to get over this depressive 'aftertaste' by getting drunk (AFK, on your own discretion).

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457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 21:17

>>455
A ship you were sleeping on makes a narrow escape from a world destroyed but a religeous alien armada by making a blind jump through slipspace. Where they came out, they don't know. But after being followed by the armada you and your shipmates are forced to jump ship and crash land on a strange ringworld. The aliens follow you and seem to think they can use the secrets of this ringworld as a weapon. All you know is that you have to stop the aliens from unlocking secrets of the ringworld, as doing so would mean both the aliens, the Humans, and all life in the known Universe would become nothing more...than food.

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458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6706 23:53

>>457
Oi, mate! Someone gotsa hit f5 more often.
ttp://uploda.in/img/data/img10131.jpg
Here ya go. Tools: no-name notepad (apparently made in Germany), Faber-Castell pencil 1.0 B, Olympus E-P1 with Pancolar 1.8/50 MC lens (M42 screw thread).

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459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 00:59

>>458
>>456 it's obviously GTAIV!

>>460

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460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 01:07

>>459

I don't actually own any consoles except for a Sega Master System, so I would say my favourite is 'The Ninja'. You play a dude wearing a blue vest and he chucks rice at ninjas to save the princess. Later you can upgrade to shuriken and this helpsin defending the large hordes of ninja who attack you.

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461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 06:58

>>460
http://4-ch.net/love/kareha.pl/1326265053/

>>462

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462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 08:10

>>461
Been there, done that.

>>463

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463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6707 18:54

>>462
"a few lines about people's conquest of the Internet."

Yeah, okay, sorry.
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464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6708 08:20

>>463
An old theme, but thou demanded, and I will follow. The challenge would be boring without good length, hence I will write a bit more. The middle letter and the latter letter are not challenging, but I found the beginning character hard to avoid.

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465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 20:35

>>464
I already cuddle with my pillow every night, completely sober. I don't need alcohol to make me do pathetic things.

>>466

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466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 21:42

>>465 Yeah man it's pretty thowmable

>>467 Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', what

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 22:16

>>466
hi

>>468

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468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 23:49

>>467
I'll get right on that!

>>469

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469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6710 23:59

>>468 We were 6 and used to hold hands in class, and she lived round the corner from me. This one time I stole a kiss right on her lips but she wasn't too impressed. I was obsessed with her till I was 13, I used to look out my window with my telescope to see if i could see her in her window but I never could. It wasn't till I was 11 that I learned she'd moved away when she was 8 cos she was getting bullied at school. It was news to me. She came back to the same high school as me when we were 13 and it made my heart flutter still if I saw her in the hall. I got to do the canadian barn dance with her at the xmas dance that year but she seemed disinterested. She randomly added me on facebook a couple of years ago and i found it rather funny, she's now your common variety fake-tanned wasted-at-weekends chubby tart. That said, it would be nice to bump into her sometime and see what she says.

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470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 02:31

>>469
Shorter than I am, slim, cute face, short hair. Very sincere and kind. Not stupid, but not too cynical; she has a lot of hope for the world and dreams for herself. (Incidentally, I have a "wife," but it'd be best I not mention her. She's a minor character from Touhou.)

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471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 05:22

>>470 Well I love DQN to bits. I first discovered it about four and a half years ago when I stumbled across the Yoshinoya rant and wanted to find out where it came from, and the thread here came up on google. I can't think of any particular favourite experiences but I love the general feel of the place. I feel some sort of kinship with our small userbase, we must have some sort of connection in our way of thinking to come here and post. It's kinda fun too noticing different posters personalities and telling when they post - the rat-killing guy, the druggies, the kinky menstruation guy, and there was someone who used to post detailed descriptions about why various numbers were special but I haven't seen a post like that for ages....

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472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 08:56

>>471
I bumped it and misspelled "closing"

>>473

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473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6711 15:27

>>472
I hugged my ex-girlfriend who is lying half-asleep beneath the covers.

>>474

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474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:02

>>473
No!

>>475

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475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 19:47

>>474
http://www2.warnerbros.com/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

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476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 20:44

>>475 >>473 it's a satan-worshipping elephant. also his head's on fire

>>477 jerk off thinking about me.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 20:45

oops http://s18.postimage.org/k57kkl6nd/Photo_on_2012_01_27_at_20_40_2.jpg

>>478 you should jerk off too

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 20:46

>>477 I can't so it.

>>479 I command you to tell me what your favorite anime cat girl is.

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6723 20:53

>>478 cheeeen

>>480 put your clothes on inside out and take a photo and upload it somewhere and post a link here!

480 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 18:43

>>479
Please, can we agree not to do so many of the "take a picture of yourself" demands? They usually just end up killing the thread for a few days/weeks.

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481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 20:21

I am unsure if it qualifies as an act I would like to commit, but I do so wish that suave gentleman >>482 would cast me down upon the bedsheets and ravish me with the fury of a hundred orangutans. In fact, I beseech him to take me now!

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6724 22:19

>>481
My most sincere apologies but I could only manage to muster up the fury of twelve orangutans. It appears I must have orangutile dysfunction!

>>483

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483 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 02:14

>>482
Take three spoonfuls of the gall of a barrow swine, three spoonfuls of hemlock juice, three spoonfuls of wild neep, three spoonfuls of lettuce, three spoonfuls of pape, three spoonfuls of henbane, three spoonfuls of eysyl, and mix them all together and boil them a little and put them in a glass vessel well stopped and put thereof three spoonfuls into a potel of good wine and mix it well together. Drink this and you will never have to worry about orangutile dysfunction ever again!

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484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 02:27

>>483 hmmmmmm

  1. Sour Apple Chewits
  2. Millionaire shortbread
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485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6725 07:18

>>484
I sent my mom a message saying ``thanks for everything, I love you!'' is that good enough? also man. sour apple chewits rule. haribo stuff too

>>486
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486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 17:48

>>485
I attempted to summon Marbuel, Hell's electorate architect, to help me with my Minecraft constructions, but he didn't show up! How rude.

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487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 22:33

>>488
I demand that the demand that you make of >>489 is a repeat of a demand which has already been made in this thread.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6726 22:48

I demand >>489 speak in iambic pentameter in his reply and in at least one other post on DQN.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 08:05

>>488
Your wish is my command, so here I go.

>>490

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490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 08:09

>>489
Is it the one in the thread about funny-sounding words and italics? I have a strange suspicion it is... Good job, dude.

>>491

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491 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6727 10:35

>>227
Do you play as a khajiit? Please play as a khajiit.

492 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6727 10:41

Oh no. What have this sillyphone done! I owe you a picture now.

>>493
Tell me what I must draw on the wall.

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 14:04

>>492
You must draw Katia Managan, the adorkable khajit from "Prequel."

>>494

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494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 14:40

>>492
The Elitist Superstructure lounge room, you dumb cunt.

495 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6727 15:35

>>494
I meant the wall of the lounge room, you museless asshole. I'm not drawing a lounge in a lounge for someone like you.

496 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6727 15:40

>>496
Tell >>493 what manner of rampant herp derpery was that.

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 17:28

>>496
What are you doing talking to yourself?

>>498

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498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 17:36

>>497
Perhaps I'm not.

>>499

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499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 18:10

>>498
As you wish.

>>500, touch my butt.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 18:28

>>499
No thank you.

>>501

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501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 18:45

>>500 I have no strong feelings either way. All things must come to an end. When one door closes another one opens.

>>502 Get off to a strong start.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6727 23:47

>>501
Alright.

>>502

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503 Name: 02de3cf1.bb.sky.com : 1993-09-6727 23:59

>>502
Well, I can't see this being too painful.

>>504

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504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 04:18

>>505

  1. I demand you to demand two things of the next poster, the first being the exact same as this demand.
  2. I demand you to do something selfless today.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 06:16

>>506
1. I demand you to demand two things of the next poster, the first being the exact same as this demand.
2. I also demand, however, that you explicitly demand the next poster not to demand two things, and in addition that he should ignore your (and my) first demand.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6728 08:23

>>505
NO!

>>506

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507 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6728 17:11

>>506
A certain kitten is too shy about being bad at drawing whilst suffering from acute perfectionism. I'm working on it! I'm doing it. But you should draw it anyway, >>506! It might inspire me to do my best. Also, the weight of IOU is so insufferable that I almost ceased to post.

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508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 01:25

>>507 http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/largepic.asp?i=3534221&noPics=9&imgsrv=1&current=3&make=NISSAN&model=SKYLINER34&trade=1

>>509 I demand a mattress sized hug pillow with a character that fits it.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 02:05

>>508
Expect it to arrive by Wednesday at the latest.

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510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 12:33

http://imgur.com/3Gj9D

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 12:43

>>510
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFQ1V7IN40
Not the least in part because I once spent way too much free time AA'ing the song.

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512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 14:28

>>511
http://i.imgur.com/MIhtM.jpg

>>513

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513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 14:34

>>512
http://www.moepod.net/archive/20100809.php
http://www.moepod.net/supermodo
http://www.personaldna.com/report.php?k=qDDFECnARCaBlZm-FA-ABABC-d83a&u=2ed113baf9f7

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514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6738 23:38

>>513
I may have told this before on 4-ch, but any anecdote worth telling is worth re-telling.

When I was 8, I was building a Lego pirate ship with a good friend from down the street. Our relations until that point had been nothing but amicable. I introduced him to my beloved stuffed seal friend, trusting he would share the joy of its acquaintance. Contrary to my expectations, he began making fun of it. I could not stand for such intolerance. Although he was a close friend, the seal was a closer one. Yet my demands of him to stop only egged him on, and he even began violently beating and swinging my poor seal friend around.

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515 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-6739 07:29

>>514
I live on a long dirt road in a forest that is privately owned. So there are no laws regarding who can drive what kind of vehicle what so ever. We had a van that was so shitty and busted that its only pourpose could have been to be crashed by kids learning to drive for the time. One time while I was practice driving up and down the road I took two of my friends, twins, with me. When I got to the end of the road one of them asked if he could drive. I said sure and he got in the drivers seat and I started to move to to go sit on the floor in the back with his twin. I was half way there when I realized that I was 16 and just now starting to learn how to drive and these guys were two years my junior. I froze, then slowy turned my head. "H-hey dude, you do know how to drive, right?"

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516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6741 08:52

>>515
I had a fucked up sleep schedule and became a NEET for a while because of it. It's still kind of fucked up, but I can force myself into a normal one easier now...

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517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 23:43

>>516
Well, considering "the rest of the day" consists of the next seventeen minutes, I don't see why not desu.

>>518

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518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 21:10

>>517
Did that.

>>519

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519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 23:43

>>518
Leftover scraps from lunch with the ex. Novel and tobacco included:
http://imgur.com/CFI92

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520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 01:53

>>519 pretty baked man

>>521 praise the lord!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 03:08

>>520 let the earth hear his voice.

>>522 If you have not read the novel in >>519's image, start. If you have... don't be >>522

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 00:31

>>521
I'm a few chapters in and I like it.

>>523

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523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 02:38

>>522 i am wearing a dark green Teenage Fanclub t-shirt, it has a yellow doodle of a billboard showing a power station. On top of that I have my black Cramps hoody, and I am wearing a sticker with my name on it (with a love heart dotting the "i") from the stupid anti-NEET taster class I was at today. I have two cute friendship bracelets my fiancé made on my wrist, one is a watermelon and one has love hearts on it. Lower down I am wearing boxer shorts with a trippy black and white design on them, a pair of socks with sharks on them, a pair of dark tights on top with a big hole cut out for my package, and a pair of rainbow knee socks on top of those. I cut my hair the other day and I did it badly so i have bald spots at the back, with a nice fringe though. It is all greasy and sticking up because I'm kinda sweaty from just walking a mile home wearing extra layers carrying a big rucksack. I'll shower in the morning because I keep getting a whiff of my semen-encrusted boxers, which I was self-conscious about at the jobseeking class.

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524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 07:44

>>523
Too many to choose from, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZRM3hrn0hM

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525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 11:38

>>524 pretty nice, i like the bass

>>526 go for a shower.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 15:27

>>525
I was just about to when I read that. Great.

>>527

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527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 22:04

>>526
Physically, I'm healthy. I'm lucky to have a high metabolism so I can get away with not exercising. I'm sure that habit will come back to bite me as I get older, though. Even now my lack of exercise is probably partly responsible for my exhaustion after work.

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528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:35

>>527
MITTENS! ( ˃ ヮ˂)

>>529

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529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 23:38

>>528 I forget it already

>>530 I demand to know your favorite AVGN episode.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 07:50

>>529
I really like the less gimmicky ones, i.e. the ones where he's alone instead of with Mike.I guess my favourite is probably "Chronologically Confused about Bad Movie and Video Game Sequel Titles" or the TMNT ones, which aren't even all that much about video games.

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531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 07:59

>>530
Philosophical Football by Monty Python. What can I say, I'm a sucker for big words. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vdlEcWxvM

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532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 17:14

>>531 That's not a demand, but i always prioritise escape over sexual curiosity. People who don't are a pet peeve of mine.

>>533 Care for your environment and respect others.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 21:31

>>532
I am so glad that there was nothing quantifiable in your demand. Now I can pass it off as "I do something like that already".

>>534

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534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 23:16

>>533
That's too much, I'm just gonna half-fulfill it.

>>535

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535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 01:31

>>534
``Ah! Well, as I put this one on top of my monitor, I'm pretty sure I won't be forgetting them anytime soon.... Zech came over, so we're gonna go do... Zechy stuff. Mail my phone, okay? I love you, dear.''

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536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 01:58

>>535
"I think you're just talking about all this revolution nonsense to avoid addressing the problem of finding somebody your own age anyway" (in reference to a revolution to allow pedophilia)

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537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 02:00

>>535
Does IRC count? If so, this was in my favorite IRC channel, #blackberrytoad on Freenode:

19:31 <Me> http://www.world2ch.org/images/w2ch/w2chcar.jpg

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538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 13:12

>>539
I demand to know how you feel when looking at this image:
http://www.moepod.net/IMG/50yen_none_unnamed.png

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 13:59

>>538
I feel distant amusement, wistful melancholy, and nostalgia for a time when the image would have filled me with love and dreams.

>>540

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540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 17:55

>>539
Assuming the demand is for an exhaustive list:
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541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 18:21

>>540
The complete works of Kafka

>>542

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542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 21:00

>>543
I demand you post the happiest thing.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 22:36

>>542 Me!

>>544 Don't forget about D.R.E.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 22:58

>>541
I...guh..ah...damn you. Clever bastard.

>>543

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545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 22:59

I need to F5 more often... (._. )

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6752 23:59

>>543
I'm not sure what that means. Dr. Dre? I'm still looking for DRE.HTML.

>>544

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547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6753 00:16

>>546
Stand up. Make sure there is plenty of space around you. Stretch both your arms out in front of yourself, with your fingers spread as far as you can, then clench them together into a fist. Keep doing this several times (say, about 20 times perhaps?) but not so much that your fingers become tired/sore/painful. Put your arms out to either side and repeat the clenching thing, then do the same stretching your arms vertically above yourself.

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548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 12:10

>>547
I 1cc'd PCB (on easy mode (;_;)). It felt nice, though.

>>548

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549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 12:35

>>548
I already did.

>>550
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550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6759 22:33

>>549
I already did. I am >>418.

>>551

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551 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6760 00:16

>>550
Well, couldn't you do it yourself if you finished with >>549 already?

>>552, stop being lazy and demand something from >>555. And don't tell me that you did it before.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 00:35

>>551
Fine.

>>555

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553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 14:04

Well, this is awkward, nobody demands anything from me. I feel so unwanted. ;_;

>>554

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554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6760 20:04

>>553

With a WHOOSH, the time machine was active, and I climbed in, setting the dials to the morning of Sept. 6760, 1993.
"Hey >>553-san, I demand that you reply to this demand retroactively!"

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555 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 01:11

It's 555GET!
I hope this will make you proud at least of your own room:
ttp://uploda.in/img/data/img11854.jpg

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556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6761 01:40

>>555
No.

>>557

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557 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6761 18:42

>>556
Yes.
ttp://uploda.in/img/data/img11910.jpg

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558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 06:08

>>557
That's not a public shrine. Also, I'm damned tired of you never posting full hyperlinks. I'm just going to stop visiting every link you give.

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559 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 07:20

>>558
No. Also, this is a proper way to post link on textboards.

>>560

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560 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6762 07:24

Err, I mean, >>561, reveal who's your secret crush!

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 07:25

>>559
Shut the fuck up.

>>561

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562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 11:06

>>561
You've been told "no". You got served by espeon anyway. Let it go already.

>>563

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563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 12:08

25>56>5>>226>62>2>>5>2>>2>6>>6>65225>>526652262>2>>>2>222>25

>622255626>>52>>5>26>>66556>26>666>5>255>562>55>>>256222>>>2
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564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 14:20

>>563 okay, I shall.

>>565 bleed for me.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 20:26

>>564
I stabbed myself with a sewing needle. Happy now?

>>566

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566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6762 21:15

>>565
Gadget Hackwrench. And I didn't even know about furry fandom at the time.

>>567

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567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:12

>>566
The Norton Anthology of English Literature. It's full of stories.

>>568

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568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 00:23

>>567
I'm an abnormally hyperconscious entity residing within a human form in the state of Arizona whose conjugate of principles (or absence thereof) and intelligence are doomed to eternal and meaningless paroxysm. I'm doing rather decently today; listless and apathetic as always.

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569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 02:20

>>568 I can relate to fluttershy because she is nice and cares for everyone but is quite shy. I named my bong after her

>>570 What's your favourite kind of cake?

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 02:40

>>569
Not a Myer-Briggs Type Indicator type.

>>571

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571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 05:19

>>570
I'm an INTJ. You probably are, too. And I like vanilla cake.

>>571

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572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 07:55

>>571
Not a demand, but INTP.

>>572

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573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 08:37

>>572
"Keep it up, bro!"

>>574

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574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6763 14:35

>>573
"You bastard"

>>575

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575 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 12:06

Cultural boards are replaceable with DQN. However, I should probably give them more attention as I seem to utilize DQN in lieu of them.

AA bar is absolutely unique and original unless you frequent similar boards on 2ch.net. Three windows reinstalls ago I was an avid text artist myself!

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576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:20

>>575 pro: i'm driving a truck brumm brummmmm
con: not very challenging

>>577 link to a favourite cartoon from your childhood

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:26

>>576 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnHuNUNV0BE

Also >>574 because gol-darn I put a bunch of work into it.
Anime: Lots of off-topic and the usual "Japan is best" bullshit. Also, "LOVING ANIME KILLINGLY."

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578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:55

>>577
It uses the toilet like a human, hunts and eats vermin so I don't have any extra food expenses and submits the occasional entertaining post on DQN. Hmm, I guess I'm not so much looking for a pet, rather a slave with pica and a strong stomach. Now accepting applications! Also, good job on the board synopses!

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579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 13:58

>>577
It uses the toilet like a human, hunts and eats vermin so I don't have any extra food expenses and submits the occasional entertaining post on DQN. Hmm, I guess I'm not so much looking for a pet, rather a slave with pica and a strong stomach. Now accepting applications! Also, good job on the board synopses!

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580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 14:09

>>578,579
FAILURE!

>>581

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581 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6764 16:53

>>578-580
I don't know your favourite genres, so I'll suggest a few.
78641 - adventure. Trailer and dl link: http://youtu.be/AEEyOdVsdsQ
Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa - basketball JRPG which gathered some cult following, members of which were lately communicating strictly by quotes from CBoyardee's videos, which in turn forced him to wipe his YT account. http://youtu.be/8F1cOvZ3nS8

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582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 18:15

>>581 6 trillion

>>583 post a wonderful emoticon/kaomoji

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 18:42

>>582
CATCH IT! MY JIZZ! ( ' ヮ')ノ.・゚。・.・゚。・.・゚*。・ヽ(゚Д゚,,)ノ

>>584

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584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 18:54

>>583 I did indeed steal something for >>446, and it made me happy to see the sweets arrived and that he enjoyed them

>>585 post your ten favourite words.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6764 20:23

>>584
In no particular order:

Synaesthesia

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586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 12:11

>>585
The arbitrary differentiation of Faraday's synaesthesia of satellite 幽か mittens is indubitably analogous to anhydrous terrestrial ones.

>>587

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587 Name: AI : 1993-09-6773 12:37

Silence fool

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 13:52

>>586 Well, it's pretty good, I've came across it before. I'll start from the beginning and put it under my wbcmcs bookmark folder and read through it every now and then like I have done with others.

>>589 Recommend another webcomic to >>590, and also give him a rimjob.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 15:14

>>588
Hmm, Red Meat perhaps? As for the second half of your demand, I'm sorry but I've already fulfilled my RDA of rimjob givings today.

>>590
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590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6773 21:11

>>589
I lit some bad drawings of mine on fire. A cleansing ritual.

>>591

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591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6774 11:00

>>590
I've read it 5 years ago.

>>591

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592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 12:30

>>591
I reread the assdip-chan strips and some of his main webcomic. Didn't make me gay or a rapist, disappointingly!

>>593

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593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6775 13:38

>>592
Lucky for you I happen to be in a library for the next hour and a half. Here's my list of messages:

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594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 02:21

>>593
http://i.imgur.com/NMLxZ.png

>>595

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595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 22:29

>>594
It was meh.

>>596

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596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 03:52

>>595
I defeated its image in my heart.

>>597

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597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 07:36

>>596
I'm gonna go with Flanagan and Matsumoto's "The Ruby Programming Language" (O'Reilly Media 2008, ISBN 0596516177). I haven't read it, nor any other books on Ruby, but from my experience O'Reilly tends to publish decent books on most other languages. Also, Yukihiro Matsumoto is the creator of Ruby. Surely his input's got to count for something.

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598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 13:45

>>597 Why not an Apple one? I can't really recommend anything else, I've never had any problems with my iPods. My 2003 classic and 2004 mini still serve me well, the only reason I upgraded to my 5th generation 80GB one in 2006 is because I got more music, and I still use it like 6 hours a day at least. I can't think of a negative point about them.

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599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 14:26

>>598
It happens to be a rather fine morning. And as a matter of fact I did plan on going to the bookstore today. Science fiction, ahoy!

>>600

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600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 20:21

>>599 I had pizza with garlic doughballs with a friend, because he had just broken up with his girlfriend. 600 GET WOOO

>>600 Post some really brilliant J-Pop.

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601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 21:51

>>600
I don't know if it qualifies as J-Pop, but have some Susumu Hirasawa in further celebration of your magnificent GET.

>>602
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602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6782 23:43

>>601 Mchael Mols: Dutch being blamed for Rangers' problems

From The Telegraph. They made a typo haha. I love Susumu Hirasawa, great choice!

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603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 04:36

>>602
Joke's on you, all eight of my wallets are empty. (I have no idea why I have so many. I think I get a new $10 one every Christmas from a different family member. I'm currently using two to prop up my keyboard.)

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604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 22:49

This door. This fucking door. Ten minutes ago, I had come inside to check if any new food had appeared in my bowl. It hadn't. And now this thick block of wood dares to block my exit. Just great. Right, time to find the ape ... there he is. Sitting motionless and staring at that box with flickering lights again. Well, I know how to deal with that sort of thing.

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605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6783 22:52

Whoops, forgot my demand while getting caught up in fiction composition.

>>606
List the titles and artists of the last 10 songs you chose to listen to (i.e. not stuff that popped up on a playlist/radio station you happened to have in the background).

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6784 22:16

>>605
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory – 9999999
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory – The Courtesy Call
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory – Technical Difficulties

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607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 04:24

>>606
Fuck you.

>>608

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608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 06:33

>>607
Done. That felt nice. How did you know my morning routine?

>>609

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609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 10:50

>>608
Blah blah blah Social Identity Theory blah blah blah.

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610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 18:47

>>609
"Twelve lines" say you, sir?
This sounds like a perfect task
For a renga.

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611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6785 20:57

>>610
It doesn't rhyme! Argh! Nice beat otherwise though.

>>612

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612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 14:17

>>611 I am not a danmaku otaku, and I don't care about any of those freaks that shoot bullet hell!

>>613 I demand supply.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 14:27

>>612
I'll interpret that as "I demand that you supply a picture of your favourite Touhou". As it happens, I did draw a picture of my favourite Touhou and I did take a picture of it, only to find that I don't have the right cable to copy it onto my computer. In an hour or two I'm going to go buy that very cable and then I shall post it. Just sit tight.

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614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6791 17:29

>>613
http://i.imgur.com/bECZB.jpg
I had a go at drawing Yuyuko. Despite the fact I am usually terrible at drawing anatomy, I think it turned out fairly well. On the other hand, I knew that any attempt to draw a face would not only end badly but also be almost impossible to rub out, so I chose to leave her faceless, creepy as it may be. In case you're wondering, that is a real life honest-to-god cherry blossom she's holding.
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615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 22:38

>>614
You're not my mother.

>>616

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616 Name: Ure dad : 1993-09-6796 22:57

>>615
Fuck you, son. Why did you even bother to post in DQN.

>>617, don't just stand there. Scold that lazy son of a bitch too.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6796 23:11

>>615
I'm sorry, son... your father's off his meds. Might as well play along until we get more. I don't even know what DQN is... something like Dairy Queen?

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618 Name: mailto:sage : 1993-09-6797 19:17

>>617
ttp://uploda.in/img/data/img13289.jpg

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619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6797 21:41

>>618
DQN: Excuse Us May We Pass Through Here

Alternately...

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620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6799 16:35

>>619
That is not a demand.

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621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6808 14:11

>>620
I did! Unfortunately it wasn't as nice as I had hoped. Cheap supermarket tea bags, I need to buy some Lady Grey.

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622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 01:44

>>621
http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1227296353/764
http://4-ch.net/games/kareha.pl/1321613189/9
http://4-ch.net/personal/kareha.pl/1200571045/67

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623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 02:08

Put your best foot forward >>624!

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 02:24

>>623
You got it!

>>625

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625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 07:18

>>624
I'll give up drinking.

>>626

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626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 17:47

>>625
I used to have a cat. He was given to me for a period of two years to be taken care of by a young Japanese lady while she did some errands, as in that time slot, the said errands would not permit her to provide a suitable environment for the cat. I liked that cat a lot.

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627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6818 06:54

>>626
I'd played it before but I did it again just for you. After doing so, I have to say my only thoughts are:

"CAT PLANET CAT PLANET CAT PLANET!!!"

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628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 18:03

>>627
My mother
Mumbled "cat planet" under her breath several times, trying to work out the significance of the two words. Eventually trailed off and looked at me inquisitively.

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629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 18:31

>>628
pats on head Of course you're a good girl. You are a goood girl.

>>630

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630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 23:49

>>629
ttp://i.imgur.com/XeDXE.jpg
A programmable calculator with an external memory module attached to it. I also have a couple of old soviet cameras, but they suffer from mechanical problems.

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631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 00:24

>>630
I'd draw a bunch of dokyuns having fun in a classy lobby. You still haven't drawn that yet, have you, Espeon!

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632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 01:50

blow it out your butt

>>633 Switch off your lights and light some candles

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 04:18

>>632
I lit two, is that enough?

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634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 12:39

>>633
Powercuts have happened to me enough time for me to know what it's like without electricity. Generally it just leads to reading books by candlelight and wishing the power was back on. Sometimes ghost stories are told.

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635 Name: Andrew : 1993-09-6830 20:35

>>634
I tried my best but the internet wasn't fast enough.

>>636

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636 Name: Werdna : 1993-09-6831 00:19

>>635
But I am your long-lost brother Werdna, and I harbor no animosity towards you whatsoever.
Despite you being the more popular one and our parents loving you the most.

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637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:54

>>637
If U 54Y 50 Bu7 I WiLl PrOb5 H4V3 5uM 7rOuBl3 W/ 7h47 L0L!!

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638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 14:20

>>637
Hmm, odd ... it tastes almost exactly like the cold water dispensed by my fridge.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 14:21

>>640
I demand that you demand two things of the next poster, to make up for >>638's failure!

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 16:49

>>639
Very well then:

>>641

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641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 15:41

>>640
1) Your hair looks good short, me!
2) Ham and cheese. I am a very boring man.

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642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 19:18

>>641
Nethack. Alternatively: irssi

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643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 19:28

>>642
Because it reminds me too much of a fellow dokyun who killed himself recently.

>>644
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644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 21:38

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645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 02:10

>>644 I drew this a couple of years ago http://i46.tinypic.com/jqp94i.jpg

>>646 List your three favourite Lynyrd Skynyrd songs.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 16:07

>>645 I only know 2
Sweet Home Alabama
Free Bird

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647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 18:17

>>646
Vanilla and raspberry.

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648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 18:40

>>647
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,4
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,3
http://www.cnngo.com/explorations/life/asias-most-sinful-cities-174006?page=0,2

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649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 07:29

>>648
Done, though it was pretty tricky to find something that met the requirements.

>>650

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650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 08:06

>>649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ

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651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 08:08

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652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 13:21

>>651
Next update, I promise.

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653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:01

>>652
Done.

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654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 19:18

>>653
Cotton. Just a box full of cotton.

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655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 00:05

>>654
I refuse. As a consolation, I walked really fast for 24 hours. Then again I always walk pretty damn fast. You know what? Never mind.

>>656

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656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 00:11

>>655
As it behooves me that this sentence carries out smoothly and is amenable to your desires, I shall end it forthwith with an undefined admiration for the letter w.

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657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 00:55

>>656
I could be nit-picky and just list all the parts of my computer and how they work together, but that would be boring. So here's my non-computer list:
*An old orange, as a toy to toss idly between my hands. It's probably no longer tasty.

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658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 22:43

>>657
I consoled a Norwegian woman about losing Eurovision. Coincidentally, her online name was actually Baku, which is the same as the city it took place in.

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659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:41

>>658 I do it fairly often and feel quite good about myself. Binaural beats are also fun!

>>660 Find me a nice/cool/nifty/cute desktop background.

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 02:18

>>659
http://4-ch.net/images/ba.gif

>>661

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661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 02:51

>>660 I have no bicycle. If you let me borrow your bicycle, I will ride it and say hello to everyone I see.

>>662 I demand that you build something the way MacGyver would.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 03:22

>>660 http://i45.tinypic.com/152yqdt.jpg

>>661 Well today I made a kind of cooling chamber out of a piece of paper and tape, but it didn't add anything special to the experience...

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663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 08:55

>>662
I keep bottles on the floor and mugs/glasses on my bookshelf!

>>664

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664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 13:57

>>663
http://tohno-chan.com/ot/res/14970.html#14978
http://tohno-chan.com/mai/res/5.html#9233
http://tohno-chan.com/ot/res/9449.html#14979

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665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 14:37

>>664
No! We've already covered this in >>2-3,504-506 - no meta-gaming!

>>666

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666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6845 17:19

>>665
My post number, is that sad?

>>667

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667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 07:57

>>666
When you first awaken, you are standing in the corner of a room, leaning against one wall. It is completely empty - no furniture, no windows, and, as far as you can tell, not even a door, which begs the question of how the fuck you got there in the first place. You call for help, and strangely it doesn't echo around the room; even though it should. You try to move, but you seem to be stuck in this one corner, unable to relocate yourself. Because you yourself are the door.

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668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6846 19:25

>>667
Well, that was fun.

Also, "No, John. You are the door. And then John was a stairway."

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669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 01:57

>>668 Well I just listened to a reading of the first chapter of The Eye Of Argon, it's pretty good, but Repercussions Of Evil has a special place in my heart. Funnily enough I recorded it on a tap the other day.

>>670 Post a slice of your favourite kopipe.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6847 02:47

>>669
A small slice:
I respect >>1 very much. I will tell my children and grandchildren about >>1's exploit.
Whenever I read this THREAD, I feel better as if my whole body is purified.

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671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 15:17

>>670
Done.

>>672

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672 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 16:46

>>671
cklidckede vn mumber wekuith moudse
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typre your rtepoly wityh yuourt pemnis

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6850 22:27

>>Y^&Y@#

Here goes nogthjinmg

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674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 15:55

>>673
Is this good and public enough?

>>675
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675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 17:01

>>674
Freelancer was pretty good. Also, The Ur-Quan Masters if it counts.

>>676
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676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 18:21

>>675

Okay.

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677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6868 21:37

>>676
On it. Thanks, I've been putting it off for over a week now.

>>678

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678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 04:42

>>677
The 678 Special:
*Open the refrigerator.
*Take out 2-3 vegetables and maybe some meat, in order of whatever will go bad the soonest.

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679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6869 07:07

>>678
fork. BRUSSELS SPROUTS (The best French beans or

minced, salt and toss them to serve the

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680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 21:36

>>679
Saturday:

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681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 20:13

>>680

It was wonderful. I hate Dio so much, he seems like a very good villain.

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682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 21:05

>>681 My favourite movie of all time is Harold And Maude, because I love the characters and I can relate to Harold, my mum even compared me to him, and I also relate to Maude to some extent, in that I've showed my young lover how wonderful life can be and there's better things than killing herself. It's funny and touching and really sweet and it always brings tears to my eyes, and to top it off Cat Stevens did the soundtrack.

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683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 03:49

>>682
I don't want to rewatch Harold and Maude but I also don't want this thread to die, so I will tell you my thoughts leftover from watching it years ago.

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684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 04:16

>>683 I did it. Did you know the freeze frame at the end was because the lost the footage of the car crashing? It annoyed me too.

>>685 Do something creative tomorrow and tell us about it. Better yet, post it.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 02:36

>>684 I will do it tomorrow.
>>686 watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 09:26

>>685 I've seen this before, it was posted on encyclopædia dramatica i think a long time ago

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 09:34

>>688 go clean yourself up, you stink

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6911 13:10

>>687
I don't, but I washed my face.

>>689

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689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6920 22:52

>>688
Alright, me.

>>690

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690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 01:03

>>689
My inner organic chemist was mostly interested in the chemical structure, which is quite interesting to be fair. I was also faintly amused by the fact that its full name contains the word "orphan", although I'm not sure why.

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691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6921 12:55

>>690
Bake her a cake! If she's a certain bird youkai, colour the cake after her hair.

>>692

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692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6926 02:39

>>691
Try this one:
http://www.wholelattelove.com/Lavazza/lava_point.cfm
Or this one:

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693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6930 18:01

>>692
It's been three days since my drunken binge, but I finally remembered. In the spirit of the demand, I had a half-pint of cider just before posting, which I downed in one go. My alcohol tolerance is a bit too high though, it seems. I'm barely even swaying.

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694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 10:55

>>693
From the author of acclaimed graphic novels FÜHRER TINTIN and PIMP POPEYE comes ASTERX. Two outcasts from broken homes find solace when they stumble upon a performance enhancing drug known as The Potion. But The Potion is not without its side effects: the two friends soon find themselves stricken by severe anorexia and bulimia respectively. They also develop an insatiable craving for ruthless killing sprees, which they allieve under the pretense of rebellion against the Romans. Meanwhile, Caesar fruitlessly struggles to put an end to the Gaulish drug trade as the junkies spread The Potion throughout the Roman Empire. Watch as Asterix and Obelix journey through a tide of bloody human suffering, fighting to stop their inner demons before they destroy themselves.
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695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 13:21

>>694
It's okay, it might well still be redeemable. Even if it isn't and you just failed your entire education, you can still become a hermit or something.

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696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 15:07

>>695
Done

>>696

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697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 18:03

>>696 Done
>>698 I demand that you age

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 20:50

>>697 No, I won't... I shan't... I... no... nooo aaaaargh...cannot...submit...to...pushy...web user... uuurk

>>699 I demand that you demand something of >>700 without using your keyboard

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 21:05

on screen keyboard

post a photo of something in your room. yourself if comfortable

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6931 22:22

>>699 I drew a dragon on my butt ttp://s11.postimage.org/yd88ipzbn/Photo_on_2012_08_22_at_23_20_3.jpg

now you do something for me >>701

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6933 09:47

>>700
I threw together a juke style track for your dragon ass tattoo
http://iiichan.net/boards/music/src/dragonasstattoo.mp3

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702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6936 17:52

>>701
Well gee, I sure felt silly doing that. About half way through it dawned on me that it wasn't actually a tattoo at all. Nicely done with the music, though.

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703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 01:38

Well the next poster (>>705) always tells the truth or always tells lies, what must you demand so that you figure out what he is?

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 07:10

>>705
Are you the guy who's replying to this comment?

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 08:42

>>704
No, I'm a girl. And that's a question, not a demand.

>>706

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706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6937 13:31

>>705
Did this even before your request and now nothing is going to make sense for a while.

>>707

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707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6956 18:29

>>706

     | \
     |Д`)   I'm not going to do that.
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708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7003 13:23

>>709
I demand that you select a number between 1 and 764 (perhaps use a random number generator), find the corresponding post in the Post Your Current Thought thread and create a new thread based on it. You must post what number it was.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7007 13:51

>>708
I chose 328 off the top of my head and created this:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352208362/

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710 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7007 14:07

>>709
I tried.
>>711
Go down to your local 7-11 store and buy something cheap that would be mildly comforting for you. Your favorite tea perhaps?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 11:35

>>710 we don't have 7-11s here but after I signed on I went and bought a vanilla frijj, it was mildly comforting

>>712 give me a song i probably haven't heard before

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 16:58

>>711
http://grooveshark.com/s/Nice+Weather+For+Ducks/4M2BT?src=5
Enjoy!

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713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:05

>>712
my toe. long, fat, round, stubby, stiff. *cracks toe knuckle* seems to have a wart near the top. nail's edge is rough and crude

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:07

>>715
add me on steam and play dota2 with me. its okay if you don't have it, i'll gift you a copy. steam name = sabitsuki steam id = sicp

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 17:42

>>714

No.

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716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7008 19:48

>>715
Certainly. Earl Grey it is.

>>717

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717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:11

>>716 The new pokémon ones? I don't know any DS games sorry

>>712 That song got played often on mainstream radio a few years ago, pretty sure it was even on one of those "now that's what I call music" compilations or something. Good song but poor effort >>712!

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718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 00:31

>>717
'Bumper Cars'

>>719

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719 Name: grey!C.MxxuCiTo : 1993-09-7009 01:02

>>718
Buying booze for a British twenty year old. He was always mad that anytime he came to the states it was suddenly not legal for him to drink. So he paid me a little to buy it for him.
>>720

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720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 01:06

>>718
My life is ridiculously tame, so nothing too shady. One time I drove without a license to my friend's house an hour away to watch a movie (which he probably downloaded illegally). I was running late so I drove dangerously over the speed limit.

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721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 02:26

>>719
http://i.imgur.com/KSCjK.jpg
Here you go. I'm sorry it's not that great.

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722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 03:03

>>721
Alright. I laughed evilly while I did it too.

>>723

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723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:24

>>722
Dota2 a shit.

>>724

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724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 04:31

>>723
I don't want to!

>>725

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725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 08:23

>>724
#coolircchannel on Rizon.

>>726

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726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 10:44

>>725
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1352371272/

>>727

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727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7009 12:22

>>726 ok
>>728 post mittens!

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 17:24

>>727
( ゚ ヮ゚)

>>729
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729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7011 23:25

>>728
http://i.imgur.com/HvgVK.png

>>730

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730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:04

>>729
i peed my pants x 175

>>731

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731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 01:32

Je te blessure

>>732
I demand you find me a way to convert .dcr files into .swf

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:16

>>731
http://www.brothersoft.com/downloads/dcr-to-swf-converter.html

>>733

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733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 05:20

>>732
>>723 : Appendicitis!
>>730 : Phlebitis!

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734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 06:36

>>733
Do you have faad? I think libmp4v2 just handles the container.

>>735

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735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7012 10:27

>>734
There are about 80 raindrops hanging from the underside of my balcony rail. Also, putting the Revoltech Woody on the windowsill may have been a bad move. His rapeface makes looking out past him quite uncomfortable.

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736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7014 02:25

>>735 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGr0auEuJNs

>>737 I demand a Nissan GT-R NuR spec.

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7018 15:37

>>736
http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/topic/236553-brand-new-nissan-gtr-nur-spec-engines-rb26dett/
This do? I seriously don't know shit about cars.

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738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 00:28

http://tinyurl.com/mc59wf

>>739
I demand that you do not post mittens

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7019 12:25

>>738
( ゚ m゚)

>>740
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740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7020 00:04

>>739 Do you like when 8-bit games get reviewed?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIGY0sYAqHo&feature=results_video

>>741 I demand to know what is the 2nd item on your Christmas wish list.

741 Name: Sagat : 1993-09-7020 04:57

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742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 16:23

>>740
A nice frilly dress. Note that this is very much a wish list; I don't really expect to receive one, sadly...

In other news, I just noticed that the link in >>728 no longer works. This must be rectified post haste.
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743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7021 16:44

>>742
I don't play Minecraft too often anymore, but I could suggest Desucraft - if it's still up.

>>744

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744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 05:33

>>743
The question "why" can be approached from several different angles. I might answer, "because I have the ability to do so" or "because I have the opportunity to do so." But ability and opportunity alone do not yield an effect. I could say that I post in order to externalize my thoughts or for some feeble sense of community, but neither one of these motivations is an end unto itself. bla bla bla bla pera pera because it's fun bura bura bura bura pantsu DQN LOL oh god has it been a hundred words yet nope two more ok done.

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745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 05:45

http://chronicle.com/article/The-Evolutionary-Mystery-of/135762/

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7022 18:03

>>744
FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU SEEK TO QUESTION MY DEVOTION TO COLLECTING PICTURES OF TOUHOUS WEARING MITTENS?

GAZE UPON MY COLLECTION! GAZE UPON IT AND WEEP!
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747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7028 23:36

>>746 ttp://rule34.paheal.net

>>748 I demand an alternative to the law of supply and demand.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7029 00:08

>>747
Trickle down economics, if we give the richest people all our money we will in turn be payed a living wage.

>>749

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749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 16:11

>>748
Couldn't even find one. Sorry.

>>750

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750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7032 16:29

interrupted with Smoopy rape, which due to extreme pleasure quickly turned consensual. Both the Malay girl and claw

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7033 00:35

>>749
http://i.imgur.com/hEsXk.png

>>750

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752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7033 12:53

>>751
The perturbation
Of his public masturbation
Affects the whole nation

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753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7033 13:46

>>752 A joint of UR-144

>>754 Check out this song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj13Y_H6lDo

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7034 18:35

>>753
Interesting and not at all unpleasant, but probably not the sort of thing I'd listen to more than once.

>>755

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755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 08:57

>>754
I understood the parts about the butterfly effect and deterministic systems. Aside from that, fuck all.

>>756

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756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 11:12

>>755
How HIGH do you even have to BE to even BE that HIGH?

>>757

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757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 16:50

>>756
I hear these are high quality: http://www.amazon.com/quality-Black-Warmer-Mitten-Gloves/dp/B0038OD3Y0/ref=pd_sxp_redirect

>>758

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758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 06:11

>>757
annoying fools like you make me want to KICK THEIR ASSES

>>759

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759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 06:14

>>758

No, I have things to live for.

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760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7039 19:12

>>759 http://www.humblebundle.com/

>>761 Give me the D

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 11:34

>>760
D

>>762

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762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 12:12

>>761
A pineapple

>>763

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763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 12:13

>>761
Warm brioche, chocolate pillows, orange juice and a sweet cappuccino with sprinkles.

>>763

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764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 12:36

>>763
Mario 64 mainly recalls memories of frustration, as I could only play it when I visited my friend. Due to my lack of any home game systems besides a Gameboy, I was pretty inexperienced and died often. Thus I never got to play very long since we always played "switch when you die" style. Honestly, we were more amused at playing with Mario's face on the starting screen than anything else. We usually switched to Mario Kart, a game everybody could enjoy together.

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765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 18:57

>>764 Tetris attack is such a fucking bitch, Never fucking answers her phone, and to top it all off, last january when i broke up with tyrone, GUESS WHO WENT TO HIS PARTY AND HOOKED UP WITH HIM? Tetris Attack.
Puyo Puyo Fever is a true sister and has always been there for me.

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766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7040 21:44

>>765
I have a 1995, so you're gonna hear about the '95 and like it.
It has a plastic body and flip-up headlights. Had to rebuild the engine. Saturns are notoriously bad for piston rings. Certain parts can only be gotten from particular chevy dealers. Has this crappy hard-to-work-with double overhead cam. It's trying to be sporty and failing miserably. it's pretty gutless, but what do you expect with 4 cylinders. The company shut down like a year ago or more. I wouldn't want to buy another saturn after this one bites the dust. Not bad gas mileage though. Tank is 12 gallons.I guess the SL has an extra little door for rear passenger access or something. If you can get one that isn't really wound, for really cheap, maybe go for it.

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767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 01:56

>>766 It was excellent because I went to the Tampa Bay International auto show on Saturday and watched the Bucs game on Sunday

>>768 Do you live in Florida, or have you ever visited Florida?

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 01:59

>>767 YES.

>>768 Tell >>666-san about your breakfast

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 11:35

Well >>666-san, today's might've been one of my more notable breakfasts, although I'd still call it pretty forgettable. As I have numerous important interviews today, of which I am currently in an interval between, I awoke feeling underslept and nervous - yet also quite hungry. I was supplied a full English breakfast, which was most generous, but in the end I could only stomach one rasher of bacon, one sausage and one hash brown. Ah well.

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770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 11:59

>>770
7 minutes, 29 seconds. I feel somewhat ashamed considering it was only an easy one.

>>771

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771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7041 12:05

>>770
Already have, does this count? It's about 3 years old.
http://www.last.fm/music/Infected+Ear/_/Another+Shit+Tetris+Remix

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772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 01:41

>>771 No! I am lactose intolerant and if I drink milk, I will get painful diarrhea!

>>773 I demand that you rent a gun at a gun range if it is legal in your area.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7042 23:02

>>772
I live in a country where guns are illegal, but I did used to go shooting with my dad when I was a kid. I was most surprised by the recoil, it's stronger than it looks in the movies, even for small handguns.

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774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7043 19:22

>>773
I chose:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1228838176/
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1201355619/

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775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7044 00:17

>>776 http://vocaroo.com/i/s08vwyNpcnJH it's in code

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7046 14:03

>>775
I'm afraid I could only find thirteen pine trees so it wasn't to full scale, but hopefully the aliens should recognise it anyway.

>>777

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777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7192 00:16

>>776
I didn't have any biscuits but I managed to fit 4 English Muffin halves into my mouth.

>>778

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778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 16:28

>>777
After much deliberation as to what sorts of secret messages to leave, I ended up using some posts from the last Post Your Current Thought thread, namely:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/218,309,483,537,830.

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779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 16:36

>>778
You used my King Lear quote! Anyway I'll do it.

>>780

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780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 17:31

>>778 Great choices of hiding places! Good job.

>>779 I'm about to smoke some salvia, and that is usually what happens.

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781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 20:03

>>780
One time there was a teenager who kept posting on message boards about what drugs he was doing, so I sent all the posts to his parents. Good times.

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782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 21:00

>>781
My story starts at around 10AM, at which point, prior to arising, I had fun with my book for a bit (It's a Victorian sort of almost sci-fi thing; difficult to talk about). I took a bus into town and had lunch with a psychologist. I had a sandwich with bacon in it. Following this, I took a bus back again, and straight away took my dog for a walk, taking a bag full of various things to do with >>778. I took photos, had fun, and saw an odd moth-sort-of-thing, which, it turns out, was this.
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783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 21:36

Walking down the street past the seedier shopping centre my wife says "hey shall we get some salvia?" because she's never tried it and I'd told her about my previous fun experiences with it. Excited I said yeah great let's go and we went in and went to the head shop and as I look around i notice she's gone into the other side of the partitioned shop so I lean over to call her over but as I do the shop owner comes over and asks if i need any help so I panic and just ask for 60x salvia and leave again and we go for the bus and get home, excited to go into the salvia dimension again but this time to share it with my darling. I ask if she'd like to go first and tell her the proper way to smoke it and what to expect and she's like "I'm not an idiot" okay well alright here you go, and she starts coughing so i get her some water and then she's all "Now you've made me grumpy" and I'm like why what did i do "JUST FUCK OFF" and starts watching her TV programmes on my laptop so I pull the cable out of it and put some music and on and she flips out screaming turn your fucking shit music off "not until you apologise" i say and she starts throwing things at me and lunging at me and pulls the plug from my computer so i kick her off the bed and put the bedsheets and covers and mattress on top of her and tell her to shut up and she starts crying and i'm like i hope you're crying because you feel bad for being horrible to me and she says she is so i give her a cuddle and we make up then we start playing the playstation, i want to smoke some myself but it doesn't feel like the right atmosphere and in the middle of playing she suddenly says "I better do the dishes! so she leaves and i put some psytrance on and smoke myself, but just as i start to trip she comes through and starts talking to me and cuddling me and it ruins my trip. So I try again a bit later and it's not as good as previous experiences but I still turned into the waterwheel from a 1920s paddle steamer, then I played some more playstation with her helping her beat the hard bosses, why did >>781 assume i'm a teenager, just because I use drugs? i haven't been a teenager for a long time, in fact it wasn't till the end of my teens that I found better living through chemicals, that i changed from a depressed stay-at-home loner to a charming popular non-virgin haha, he's probably a prude who thinks drugs are bad, this is probably past 144 words now, though maybe it's more of a blog post than a stream-of-consciousness but then aren't all blogs like that? arf arf

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784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 22:58

>>783
It happened a few years ago. I was on the bus on the way to school, and I suddenly realised how small everything was. I'm nothing but a tiny speck in a huge and amazing world.
From that point onwards, I never looked at life the same way, and honestly feel I've matured a lot from that one event. It became my goal to leave a lasting impression in this world. That was when I ceased being a child and began my life as an adult.

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785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 23:15

>>783
I'm a lazy-ass slob, a NEET, a hikikomori. I recently severed all social contacts with the outside world. How did I get here?

Well, in school I was a very polite, nice and shy kid who never skipped a lesson, who was doing everything he told to do. These properties didn't help with establishing relationships with other angsty prepubescent teens, but they didn't hurt much either. I wasn't bullied. Teachers and parents adored me. Girls probably too because I was cute and never harassed them. We were all together partly since elementary school, partly since middle school. Though as puberty kicked in we became less united, we basically established 3-4 people circles. I was rather successful, aspiring young man who wanted to study "something that has to do with programming".

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786 Name: 785 : 1993-09-7204 23:21

Oh no, this is so embarrassing! I was typing and editing for almost a hour and somebody just posted first.
Have a SJIS story of my life then, mr. >>784!

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787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7204 23:42

Don't worry, help is here! It's the least I can do after stealing your post.
I was touched deeply by your story, >>785-san. The melancholic tone really left an impact. I can sympathise with you easily, and have almost ended up down the same path myself several times. But if I may ask, don't you treasure the experiences? Sure, they may not have been constructive, but they certainally make a grand tale. My advice would be to figure out what it is you want to do for the rest of your life, and once you have discovered that, start planning how you will get there. I wish you luck!

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788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 03:46

>>778
Wow, amazing job! You fulfilled my demand better than I could have ever hoped. I think I may have written one of those posts but I'm not sure. My memory is terrible.

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789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 12:53

>>788
A fried chicken and
A cold cucumber untouched.
Wobble of my chair,

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790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 15:41

>>789
http://i.imgur.com/ooPEqgt.png

>>791

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791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 16:12

>>790
Charles was happy at last.
It had been a hard life as a sentient cactus. The desert was too hot, and there was nobody to talk to. The scenery was always the same brown sands, with the occasional visit from a tumbleweed. The humans, however, had it lucky. With their legs, they could walk all over the world, and see many wonderful sights. Charles was jealous of the humans.

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792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 16:47

>>791
Glorious out of 10. I shed a layer of skin.

>>793

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793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7205 17:14

>>792
I chose to bring a pen drive full of Touhou games with me to a social occasion. Needless to say, this is because of the surface area of my scrotum.

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794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 03:15

>>337
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_misconceptions_about_illegal_drugs

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 04:20

Oh dear, I posted in the wrong thread! To apologize I fulfilled >>793's demand.

Quite luckily the school lunch today was a ham, egg and cheese sandwich with a side salad of pickles, corn, lettuce, carrots and mayo. I just put all the salad onto the sandwich and made what I call the Monstrous Sakata Mayhem! I named it after the principal Sakata who always puts salad on his sandwiches.

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796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 05:39

>>795
http://i.imgur.com/X70DHgF.jpg

>>797

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797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 13:14

>>796
Oh god what am I doing
http://i.imgur.com/9fdjfxK.jpg
In other news, is that a TI-84 I see there? Ah, what memories! I remember having fun trying to get the most interesting error possible on one of those. If I recall, the best I got was from telling it to calculate the integral of a portion of a graph including an asymptote. What fun.

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798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7206 16:07

>>797 Once in Higher Maths the girl who sat in front of me said "hey look at this" and typed 5318008 on it and showed me, and I was like "um okay" but then she turned it upside down and, well, try it yourself! I had a giggle.

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799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7207 02:31

>>798
I am typing this usi t my nose. It's not too bad, but u am using an ipod kryboarx.

>>800

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800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7212 09:42

>>799
800 GET.
I totally cheated and waited until I was alone. So I yelled it but the rain just kept on raining and the computer kept on quietly humming and nothing changes which is my problem in the first place.

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801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 23:25

>>800
I noticed earlier today in an email from Steam that the game "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" was on sale. I'd been notified because it was in my wishlist. I decided to buy it, but instead of using it myself I gifted it to a friend who is a huge LOTR fan. Hopefully he'll enjoy it.

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802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7215 23:38

>>801
I'm posting! I'm posting!

>>803

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803 Name: Minister of Uneasy History Questions : 1993-09-7216 08:25

>>802
What role did religions play in relations of Europe and Middle East during the Middle Ages? Compare it to the events of contemporary history.

>>804

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804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7216 23:13

>>803
Disclaimer: I have not studied history in many, many years. Furthermore, as per the demand, I have not looked at Wikipedia or anything like that. Here goes nothing.

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805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7217 17:26

>>804
I was going to weasel out of this by licking my arm and writing that it's slightly salty, but then my cat jumped on my knees. So I liked its neck. It had a neutral taste, my mouth is full of fur, and I got a scornful glance in return. The one that cats usually give to overly excited dogs in youtube videos.

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806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 03:21

>>804
I licked my girlfriend after reading this a few days ago but never replied to this thread due to sex.

>>805

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807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 11:47

>>806
I did my best addressing DQN-kun. Hopefully my dream will eventually come true.

>>808

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808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7220 23:41

>>807
http://i.imgur.com/mlOqfPc.png
Let it be known, I am not an artist. Also, although I'm not exactly in a hurry, I am severely colourblind, hence the lack of colour.

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809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7251 16:11

For SAoVQ's >>280, the rabbits are a symbol of promiscuity and fertility. >>280 has a lot of pent-up sexual energy but deep in his heart of hearts, >>280 knows the cold earth will soak up all of that sexual energy when >>280 grows old and dies, buried with his virginity.

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810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 04:25

>>809
No problem. Dims the lights, puts on dance music
Everybody, cheers! Distributes tequila shots
Now that we're all a bit tipsy, lets make this party even more interesting...>>811, I dare you to make out with >>812!

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 06:28

>>810
I-IAM RDY 2 MAEKS OUR DREAMS COAM TRU *hic* WHENEVEAR YUO ARE, >>812-CCCCCCHAAN http://i.imgur.com/5TBNxau.png

>>812
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812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 14:27

>>811
http://keatscollective.bandcamp.com/track/strawberry-lemonade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1F7vwcIN04
http://cs8.s140.coreserver.jp/tai/maru71/01%20i%20want%20you.mp3

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813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7252 14:51

>>812
i don't think any of these (except maybe for the first one) are really suitable for a party other than a BOOM BOOM RAVE BOOM BOOM BOOM DRUGS LOL BOOM BOOM BOOM
i particurlarly liked strawberry lemonade and rescue me

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814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 05:29

>>814
Ignore >>813

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7253 17:54

Done and done!

>>816 Wear two different flavours of deodorant at the same time, every day for a week.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 03:44

>>815
I'm starting your mission tomorrow. "Moonlight Mystery" and "DQN@Nite," left and right armpit respectively.

>>817

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817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 05:45

>>816
That implies an objective measure of beauty, but beauty is in the eye of the DQN. I find a wide variety of things beautiful, from abstract geometric cityscapes (http://cargocollective.com/atelierolschinsky/STRUCTURES-V) to glacier volcanoes (http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2733/4490423858_98cba8bf85_z.jpg). It depends on my mood. Other people, I'm sure, have their own ideas.

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818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7254 17:35

>>817
Your world sounds a little like the Metamorphosis of Prime Intelligence. If you haven't already, give it a read.

My ugliest world is a sand field. The sand is dirty. You can barely see the surface of the ground because it's covered in rotting wood and rusted metal. The only lodging is trailers, and the trailers are dusty and filled with spiders. They're filled with coupons from 1998 and empty bottles of Gatorade. The only work is lifting and rearranging to rotting wood and rusted metal. It smells like dust everywhere. The only entertainment is MTV.

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819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7255 13:42

>>818
I don't have any dollars in my bank account, only pounds sterling!

>>820

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820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 19:31

>>815
I'm not >>816, but I completed your demand while I was on holiday this week.

>>821
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821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7263 23:55

>>819
http://minecraft.net/classic/list
Choose solidus server deaths, it's my server I built it from a poweredge 4600 and a dimension 5000

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822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 10:20

>>821
Well gosh, that's a rather difficult demand to set yourself. Good luck with that one.

>>823

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823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 10:42

>>822

http://i.imgur.com/qs2AFrV.jpg

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824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7278 10:58

>>823
http://www.ibiblio.org/lifepatterns/

>>825

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825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 14:46

>>824
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Very_Important_Person&oldid=597671767
I doubt it will stay there.

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826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 16:18

>>825
Too loud.
>>827
Excrete!

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 16:44

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828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 19:54

>>827
I tried to say something disparaging to my beloved waifu but just made myself unhappy. Terrible idea; would not recommend further.

>>829

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829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 02:30

>>828
Non-usable battery
Hold paper together
Apocalyptic future currency

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830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7533 23:39

>>829
DQN paperclip dinner.jpg
It's MS paint quality!

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831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7534 00:17

>>830
5:16

>>832

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832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7537 16:27

>>831
I may bow before your false idol just this once, but my true god will always be Armok, God of Blood!

>>833
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833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 13:23

>>832
I've downloaded it and shall try to forget it as soon as possible.

>>834
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834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 17:51

>>833
Hmm. Made me glad I don't have a stutter. The way the speech got more and more distorted was rather interesting, and the sound towards the end was oddly soothing. Not sure I'd listen to it twice, though.

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835 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7538 18:46

>>834
22:42 The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch
4-ch.net
22:38 GUNSHOW ARCHIVE

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836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7539 18:02

>>835,837
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/311

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 09:14

>>836
Another day, another dance, another dead guy. I cantered about the stage, twirling an elegant fan. The small audience cared not for these aesthetic trappings.

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838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 09:15

After an hour of hiking, we came to a long stone staircase that led to a magnificent shrine.

"This is Rakuhei Shrine," I said, as we climbed the steps. "My friend Haruka Rakuhei lives here. She's a really good miko. She taught me that fire spell for self-protection! I'm sure she'll know a way out of this predicament."

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839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 14:21

>>838
"Forgot something?" asked Reimu.
"I wish!" replied Kenta.

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840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-7540 18:01

>>839
A+. Reading this fanfic was a truly profound, life changing experience, on a par with a native American spirit journey or taking LSD. The text conveys its message with startling precision and insight, concisely and unpretentiously, without obfuscatory language. The short length leaves the reader with a sense of wonder at what goes unsaid - the author may directly ask only one question, but the reader is left with countless more. Ultimately, the text is a demonstration of Absurdist philosophy, challenging the idea that a story must have a moral, point, or meaning at all. This idea, that the author need not pander to the reader's every vagary, is sure to usher in a new age of literature. My favourite part is the crippling sense of existential dread the reader is left with after reading.

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