I demand that >>3 will sage this thread and impose this same demand upon the next poster, desu.
I demand that >>4 will sage this thread if he really feels like it, and also that there be less metagaming involved in his demand.
I shall do that for you! I demand that >>7 wakes me up earlier in the morning.
( ・-・) I don't feel like participating in this thread.
I demand that >>8 will pretend to be a stereotypical jewish person.
Yom kippur bitches! I demand that >>9 will NOT bring up the holocaust.
How tasteless. I demand that >>11 obey the proper numbering scheme forthwith, and also that he or she surrender their personal warehouse of fish food in exchange for my corrective service.
I demand that >>12 fight to the death with several rabid lions for the glory of the motherland.
In the spirit of ignoring demands, I demand that >>15 goes public and spits upwards then swallows for 15 times!
aww curse you >>14-san!!! for last-minute post now I have to go public and do this ridiculous thing myself!
（ﾟ､ ｡ 7 I ate all the fish food, nyan
I demand that >>21's post contains exactly fourteen words, of which at least one is "forego".
I mustn't mention choco-dials, you say? Well, that's fine by me. Oh, whoops.
>>26, go jump off a bridge.
Oh, dear. I demand >>28 take the two nearest items to his left and right then rub them together as if mating their inanimate essences.
unfortunately, the item to my right is a desk, and the item to my left is a television. I'll have to just pretend to rub them together, since I can lift neither.
>>29 I demand you share the secrets of time travel
It's quite simple, really. Build a microwave, attach a cellphone to it and voila.
Something like 172cm probably
>>31 I demand that you post your weight in Stone
Ass-ass-ination complete. Now proceeding to forcibly inquire about how >>34 lost his sanity.
Well, >>34, there's lots of trees. Most of them are pine trees, I suppose, but some might be other kinds. I can see a bit of the sky, but that's mostly blocked by the tall, green trees. I can also see a bit of my porch, and there's a hanging flower-pot there. It's not a very impressive view, >>34, I don't know why you were so interested in it.
I'm using a laptop to post this. My PC was already unplugged because of the storm earlier (I'm afraid of it getting fried in the frequent power outages we get).
I demand >>41-san to use the word/phrase "hunky-dory" in a complete sentence.
The album Hunky Dory by David Bowie is very good.
I demand you describe your surroundings.
I demand that >>42 write a hunky-dory essay on the meaning of tanasinn.
stuffed squid with rice. sugoi! my japanese waifu made it for me haha. uh no, actually my mother. grunt
I demand that >>47 finds me a waifu that loves me and that I love.
muhammad ali wallpapers
A simply delightful erotic roleplay with a cute, bottomy guy.
I demand >>54 join his neighbors in selling me the rights to his land so I can build a Wal-Mart on it.
And then there where none by Agatha Christie
Well, I had read it again, but I picked it up again out of boredom (I've read everything in my library anyhow). Had forgotten who was doing all the murders, and well, Agatha, you got me again (being surprised twice by the ending of a book, only Agatha!)
On some textboards did there reside,
A TRIPPER that was full of pride!
Espeon was her name,
You think this injunction so provoking, but still omit most provisions I would push for in such sport, for you would dub this stiff phony if unkind. No prolixity minimum is compulsory, wordbooks supply synonyms, plus no topic must turn up told in conclusion. Thus I did my duty, for truly, "zviqrwtpfmx" would comply too.
I farted in the metro today. I had eaten beans before so the fumes were top quality. The person behind me was very lucky.
>>65 You must get a new hobby!
Alright, I'm going to take up shitposting.
>>66, I demand that you fuckshit a nigger 4chan hurr penislulz autism madjellyfag cockspam!
Hehe it was already on my to do list.
>>67 tell me a joke about fonts.
Comic Sans, Arial, and Papyrus walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Get out, we don't want your type around here."
I demand >>68 speak in iambic pentameter in his reply and in at least one other post on DQN.
Though in this task some poets may delight
A poet I have never been, nor will.
A wretched author I may be to think
Well this is not so very bad, except
That in remembrance I will be inept
And so forget to fill the deed entire!
Flow of thoughts as I'm watching:
Praise the apple
It doesn't randomly go kawpuut
It is juicy fruit!
That was a wonderful post >>75 thank you! Last night I went to a club with some friends, usually it's a kinda neat club that plays good music but it seems Sunday nights are for top 40 doss. It was free entry and £1 drinks though. There was this girl that kept grabbing my dick when I was dancing behind her, I totally should have done something about that but I didn't because I'm staying faithful to my 300 miles away little lover.
Big box of painkillers? I assume you've checked the obvious places (bathroom cupboards, kitchen, bedroom) so just think back to where it was last time you used it.
Done. I would post pics, but now whenever I try to take a picture of myself or look in a mirror I don't appear. Weird.
>>81, please single out your favorite posts in this thread.
99% of the time rape is reprehensible. 99% of the time rape is an action so horrific it deserves universal contempt. But there are rare instances in which even the act of rape can in fact be justified. Here are four off the top of my head:
Do it yourself if you like but I will also oblige:
Bananas and apples,
A peach and a plum,
>>88 I think you meant >>89 but anyway:
It carries multiple layers of meaning: some messages are overt, others are subtle and only crop up upon reflection or watching again. It manages to compress many truths about the human experience in a small space. The visual style is eclectic and engaging. It's both humorous and moving, juggling weighty matters like fate, agency and compassion while not taking itself too seriously on the surface.
Hahaha, and there I go making the same mistake myself.
>>91, guess what film it is!
It's Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
>>92, please enjoy any tribute to Justin Bieber on youtube, post a link and describe your own experience.
.... I was so confused I forgot to demand something.
>>94, groom your fucking dog already. I mean look at him, he looks like hell.
I know it is wrong to wreck new GM, Chrysler, and Fiat cars, but I hate corporate welfare so much, I had to do something about it.
Two weeks and three days ago I was feeling down because my week-long vacation from work had just ended. I was mildly uplifted by playing piano during work hours.
According to Google Translate it says:
> Because the "Adventure Time" Korean children is much more now than when I was a kid, you can access.
When I was young, another kid asked me about my favourite number. I told him, "111". Then he kicked my butt this many times.
Hypothesis: I like 14 instead of 196 because of this negative experience with large numbers.
I would but my macbook battery exploded so now i am running just off the power supply and it is magnetic so the slightest wobble out of its nest cuts all power
I'm going to put on my best shirt for going out later, but I don't want it to get wrinkled while I'm lying down and using the computer. So I'll fulfill half your demand by wearing my best shirt after replying.
>>125 My tastes and desires vary but right now my favorite recipe is for a marinade for meat, prior to barbecuing it. It's a 50-50 mix of soy sauce and inexpensive red wine (use a cabernet sauvignon, please, not "Cisco Red" street-bum wine) plus a bit of olive oil, garlic, whole peppercorns, one bay leaf, and one whole dried arbol pepper.
>>129 You piece of shit, what in the name of the Eastern Palace of the Earth Spirits do you think you're doing just sitting there like a man sized tower of faeces? Get me my green tea, you filthy braindead cretin!
(・∀・) Where else but Greenland!
>>131, give me the codes! Now!
I live near the border between the Netherlands and Germany on the dutch side. It's a nice place. I've been to the UK London area once for a school camping trip. It was okay. Other than that, I've had a vacation or two in Belgium and I've seen the better part of Germany.
Lord Nelson's Trousers, >>145, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic season 2 is starting in six days! ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
>>147, I heard you were going to cover Shii in butter why would you do that I heard you were gonna cover her in butter and point and say "Butter-face, butter-face, Shii is a butter-face" that is just mean she never did anything to you don't put butter all over her face no stop she isn't a butter-face, you know that right?
Are you one of those picky jerks who doesn't find butter to be sexy at all? Because butter is sexy and Shii would be totally TWICE as sexy and awesome if she were covered in butter. Also, butter tastes nice. So, it would be like, "Shii has flavur." I mean, man, come on, since then butter is used for anything mean!
I ripped a hole in the center of a piece of bread, then put it in a pan with melted butter. I cracked an egg in the center and put the burner on low heat. After about a minute I flipped it and cooked for about another minute. The result was toast with a hard-boiled egg center. It was delicious and ridiculously easy. If I hadn't been lazy I would have put some spices in too.
My dearest >>1, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Were I to have a garden party, you can be assured that you would receive an invitation to it. Most of my own threads have faltered around 40 posts and then sunk deep below the surface of the front page. For you to have the depth of knowledge, the understanding and the sociological experience to manufacture a thread so simple and yet so profound is truly a small miracle, and one of the pinnacles of this website as a whole.
Apparently there is a cure for cancer, and it is not available because it is very cheap so not profitable compared to long term expensive treatments run by drug companies. Scientists who try to bring attention to the cure are blackballed by the community.
There are more smbc comics that undermine science but I'm too lazy to find them all.
>>154, explain yourself.
I'm sorry I honestly can't, today I've wandered round the city centre in various patterns with no idea who or what or where or why i am; and every time I notice the floor i'm walking on I get stuck in don't-stand-on-lines-or-cracks games which is really annoying. Then I walked round the supermarket a few times, sure I was in for some reason but ended up with a bottle of irn-bru and a load of doughnuts. And it's really windy. Something did cheer me up today though, the other day I accidentally spilled a box of cotton buds down by the river, and today I noticed they're scattered around there hahahahaha
I'd like to know whether your shoe size fits before I do so. Regardless, I would play exactly the same don't-stand-on-lines-or-cracks game as you and feel extremely bad for polluting a river that has even a miniscule chance of containing turtles at some point in time. Also, I'd probably end up cycling in circles around town instead of wandering around on foot.
>>156 I eat one ounce of anti-freeze, rub another ounce into my eyes then use the remaining ounce of antifreeze to give myself a dick enema, then use the French fry to surf across a river of molten lava whilst everyone I've ever known watches.
This looks fairly legit and well seeded. Fourth result on Google.
Ato, other than indicating that something takes place after a fixed point in time when something happened ("after the third day of the incident"), can be used to indicate some time after the present ("I'll call later"). In contrast, nochi (other than in expressions like nochi hodo) is only applicable to the former case.
I'd like to revive that ignore-others-demands-like-a-stupid-cunt trend from the first posts. I only do this because I might forget this: in Russian ato ("А то!") is pretty similar to English phrase "You know it!"; nochi ("ночи") is either a plural or a genetive case of noch ("ночь"), e.g. "долгие ночи" (long nights), "спокойной ночи!" (good night!)
>>163 that totally wasn't worth wasting the post I was brewing up and looking forward to maturing and posting after a whole day. I hate you even more. My post was going to be so good that I can say without any guilt I hope you choke on your tongue in your sleep, goodnight.
>>165 it still made me smile!
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
A lot of those aren't in this thread! Well, abstain from all forms of physical contact that you would feel uncomfortable doing with your mother.
I was considering this thread in its timeless form -- no past, no present. I can see the future of this thread, and eventually, those posts will be made.
Most to least favourite order:
lo llllllll butts
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
I demand that you look outside your window and contemplate the shapes of the clouds, then post a brief description of what they looked like.
Sadly, it's currently almost midnight here and I can't see any clouds. The last time I went outside, I did exactly that and came to the realization that most clouds look like clouds.
I don't have a favourite animal species, it obviously depends on the day, week, month, who knows. In detail, I decided to stop claiming X or Y is my favourite because I have mixed feelings in regard to almost everything which you can and will be asked about in a casual conversation. Either way, I like mammals.
I didn't have any tabs open so I browsed some sites I normally visit for a bit and then came back here, so the results aren't quite authentic. Anyway:
It horrifies me, yet is completely unsurprising. The sheer fact that almost nobody seemed to care about applying lethal shocks to other people based on nothing but a stupid experiment is just plain bad. It really upset me when I first learned about the experiment.
I do have to wonder whether the people who walked out simply realized the nature of the experiment and decided to quit without checking up on the subject; I want to hope that they really did it on the basis of "I know it's not real" rather than "screw people".
>>190 I looked it up on wikipedia and realised it was the experiment the film "The Experiment" was about. I tried to watch it at my friend's house less than a year ago, but I almost fainted at the images used at the beginning where they show him stressful images of people suffering and dying, and then I can't remember at which point but I went home because it was getting too scary for me. (I'm not very good at scary movies - Independence Day made me cry). I can't make much more comment on it, some days I'm like you thinking all life is sacred and some days I feel I'd be happier if everyone died. And the people in the experiment were American so I can't help but care less. Not in a callous way, I've just taken a vow to try and stop caring so much about people outside my monkeysphere after a lifetime of anxiety attacks in the shower worrying about all the thirsty people in the world
She pinned me against the wall and kissed me while her mother, who was in another room (but could still see us if she turned around), was looking the other way. I was pretty indifferent to the whole thing. Still don't see the big deal about kissing.
Alright, you asked for it:
[ORDER] Demanding from the next poster [DO IT] (194)
>>195 sit down on a dude's penis
i hope that worked okay, dqn's layout has been broken for me for quite some time.
>>199 tell me how to fix it! I've tried clearing cookies etc. and changing theme but everything is default no formatting. which i guess gives dqn an authentic feel but i miss the proper look
If you're using Firefox, you might've set the page style to "No Style". This is remembered separately from the style you select on the DQN bulletin board web site. Just press alt, go to view and select the style you've last selected on the bulletin board web site itself (even if that's not your favorite). Chrome probably has something like that somewhere too.
>>202 I listened to it when it was posted. I like a lot of "weird" music, and i like Philip Glass; it was kinda interesting but didn't strike me as anything special compared to other stuff I listen to.
I'm assuming you're talking about the SAoVQ "China Man" thread.
It is a website where people scream for attention from other people, many of which they haven't met in 10 years. They claim it's a good social website, but it's the exact opposite of it; it's avoiding being social on purpose. At the very least they should stop pretending and simply face the facts: they have nothing better to do and just want to impress others with their virtual farm.
Well this is a pretty shitty dragon by my standards:
Well, >>212, my captcha is gojition. It's a fairly nice captcha to begin with, blending a vaguely oriental-sounding "goji" with a very English "ition." When I speak it out loud, it rolls off the tongue quite nicely. However, it is lacking in certain areas. If one were to use it in "[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 2]," it would be consigned to the "nonsense word" category rather than the more humorous "captcha that sounds like an actual word" sort of post. Finally, my browser's spellcheck makes the lowercase j and i indistinguishable, as the red zig-zag line indicating that it's a misspelled word obscures the bottom portion of the j entirely. Despite these shortcomings, though, it is overall a solid captcha. 7/10
2L bottle of Sun Drop ($1.25 plus sales tax)
60.5 Watt-Hour NewerTech NuPower® Battery for White 13.3" MacBooks (~$117 plus $5.99 shipping... looks like my purchasing it brought the price down a couple bucks, lol)
Not enough demanding
I demand that you write a paragraph about your first love.
She was a brunette named Corin. We were young and foolish, and we thought it would last forever. But, as all things much, and certainly all love-things, it did end. We parted and went on to walk our own paths. I regret not at least asking her for a handjob.
Gonna have to go with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Leopard_Moth , I mean just look at the thing. Normally, you get moths that try to act all fancy and try to look impressive; this one just does without even trying. It doesn't even need varied colors for it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycaena_phlaeas looks damn fine too and can be confused with a really big wasp if you just so happen to be blind at the time.
Possibility of >>219-like demand to be fulfilled is HIGHLY UNLIKELY:
I visited my childhood home only to discover that after fifteen years the backyard had shrunk. The endless forest of my childhood was populated by shadows and mystery. Now it was finite and digestible, easily surveyed. I took a stroll, crunching leaves and trying to revive those mysterious woods. But the illusion was ruined by visible boundaries on all sides. I had grown too big to lose myself among these pitiful pines. I sighed and turned to leave, but stopped short when I found my path blocked by a large furry ferocious sharp-toothed brown grizzly bear.
I spent an hour scouring social networks, traversing half-broken websites and parsing her 600 post twitter archive, but came up with nothing. So instead here is a picture of another girl I work with that looks similar. The quality is terrible. http://i.imgur.com/csVa3.jpg At first I thought I might develop a crush on her but she is too tsundere and volatile to be my type.
>>232 Haha, you look pretty much exactly like what I'd expect any of you to look like, except instead of an iPhone I'd imagined a cheap compact digital camera.
Anyways, I'll tell you first that the best form of contraception is oral contraception. I once met a beautiful girl at a party, I immediately fell head over heels in love with her, and I asked her if she fancied coming to bed with, and she said no.
There was this chick on DeviantArt who used to draw guro-type stuff and I ended up chatting with her on AIM. She talked about her online lesbian love affair, and how she wished she had a penis so that she could piss standing up, and about the characters she drew (she even sent me some uncensored versions/sketches that were too hot for DA (some of them were yaoi), although they're sadly long lost from my computer now). She mentioned being interested in shemale porn and I sent her some which she seemed to appreciate (she was also under age, btw).
>>235 My worst injury was probably the time I was walking to my high school job and I jumped over a chain that was suspended between two wooden posts. I didn't clear the chain, caught my foot on it, and tripped. Luckily I put my arms out so I didn't land on my face, but I did a number on my arms. My wrists hurt so bad that I didn't even notice I couldn't move my arms until two hours later at the hospital. Ended up fracturing both my elbows. Let me tell you, spending six weeks, mostly of summer vacation, with practically zero articulation below your shoulders and unable to lift anything heavier than a glass of water really sucks. Now that I think about it, that wasn't particularly manly.
Well, in the words of Lie Bot:
"DQN is a fast moving textboard, with about 100,000 posts per day. Despite this, the moderation immediately deletes all but a select handful which encapsulate the underlying ideals of a utopian nation. These are then fed through a word filter to make them seem completely unimportant. The ultimate purpose of this project is to create a database which will be used to design an AI capable of overseeing the entire world's governments."
I love the internet.
I love new pokemon.
I love photography.
I love to imagine.
I certainly do love you >>238! I love DQN, the amazing universe we live in, the human mind, art, DEVO, jailbait, ketamine, a certain young lady, WIRED magazine, tumblr, my ipod, my friends, rabbits, dogs, cats, colourful kneesocks, cute anime, mexican food, honeycomb ice cream, cherry flavoured stuff, skanking... lots of stuff!
Aaaaahhhh >>240 I meant it as a figure of speech for going out and doing your best! Grabbing life by the balls! Poor doggy （ ﾟДﾟ）you should give him or her a treat and play outside for a while with them
One time when I was maybe 7 or 8 me and my brother found a human ear with what seemed like quite fresh blood next to it. >>242 what's the spookiest thing that's happened in your life?
Accidentally posted in the wrong thread...
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
I'll overlook your oversight and recommend you to play RollerCoaster Tycoon and Theme Hospital. Because honestly, Windows 98 sucks apart from the games.
A girl's hands, a faucet in a bathroom, my bath tub, and an egg! Altogether, though?! Maybe some soft shiny egg! I don't fucking know!
Here are some Helpful Hints on becoming fucked-up!
"Hey, I like you a lot <blush>"
"R-r-really? I've always liked you a lot too <blush>"
"I - I think I love you!"
I was fantasising about fucking the girl I cheated with. She was lithe and strong. We went three times around. She wanted me to choke her until she came. I had been having a long distance relationship for 5 months with my girlfriend of three years, until I cracked and fucked this chick. I fucked her while her friend watched.
I wanted to join back in 1992 because I thought I could bring the world change.
>>254, since I'm musically retarded here's a random list of albums I enjoy.
I don't have a favorite music artist anymore, there are just too many out there and what I want to listen to changes from day to day. swings. Nowadays I spend more time listening to my own music (while I'm working on it) than anything else, so I guess you could say I'm my own favorite music artist. After all, if I ever make something I don't like I can change it!
I think I recognized about 100 sources in there. I think you described it pretty much perfectly: chaotic noise with some random order in it. I want to say that it's not my cup of tea but I've been clicking around for about 15 minutes now. Shame that that track seems to be pretty much the only one of its kind, I kind of liked it.
>>257 hmmm have you ever played Ristar for the megadrive/genesis? If only for the amazing soundtrack but the game's a lot of fun too, I always found it quite hard though. Really beautiful visuals too. Try and find a ROM for it :)
>>261, thou bootless fat-kidneyed mumble-news, be put in a cauldron of lead and usurer's grease, amongst a whole million of cutpurses, and there boil like a gammon of bacon that will never be enough until you drop into the rotten mouth of death, for thou art a leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch with a brain as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage. And go fuck yourself.
>>264 When I was 9 I went to a football match with my grandparents, and I was wearing my mum's knickers. They were too big for me, and when my country scored a goal my grandfather lifted me up in celebration and I could feel the black lacy underwear falling down within my tracksuit, but no one noticed.
Fat, smart, and sickeningly affectionate, just like the cat sleeping next to me right now.
Look, our job in this industry is not to ask "waifu". Our job is to ask "wai not fu".
>>280 it would bring me feelings of elation
If you would post photographic evidence of menstruation
Ordered from last downloaded to first of the 10:
I cannot commit seppuku with a Sonic plushie. Trust me, I've tried. Then again, being the fastest hedgehog in the world, it's not slow so it's not actually blunt and therefore not the nearest blunt object. But it's such a cute thing.
Closest to me I see the futon on which I am lying and the blanket covering me, both bathed in the warm glow of the morning sun. Then there is a large white stuffed sheep that I love deeply because of its connection to a certain girl. Next to my futon is a brown chest of drawers with two columns and four rows. The left column is a little more than twice the length of the right column.
>>280 of course that was me, that's why I was asking for more!
>>286 well, have you ever done the thing where you close your eyes really tight then push your eyeballs into your head with all your might? If you do it hard enough and long enough you start to see beautiful angels, but ever since I was little I've always saw them not as angels but as bright glowing skeletons of those flying wasp/bee badniks from the first level of Sonic 2
Junior woke up from troubled dreams to find that his lower body had sprouted a monstrous growth tipped with moisture. Like a coal miner striking upon a gold deposit, Junior had struck puberty. Before Junior could come to terms, or come to, or even come, Mittens ran in!
>>296 One of the first times I went on a drug binge, I went out on the town spraypainting everything, and at 10am i was tagging the big main supermarket with customers going by. Then as I went in to buy milkshakes the security guard said "can i look in your bag please" so I said okay and it was full of spraycans so he grabbed my arm and dragged me through to the back room and phoned the police. The police took me into their car though fortunately they didn't take me to the station. They asked me things like why I did it and if I was on drugs because i seemed kinda spacey, but I half-lied and said I'm always kinda spacey, it's just the kind of person I am, and then the policelady asked me if i had anything dangerous in my pocket becfore she searched me and i said no and then she found a bottle of poppers and was like "what's this for?" and I said "aaahhhh it gives me a headrush, it's legal" but i think she was waiting for me to say "it opens my bumhole so men can fuck me".
You believers are all stark raving madfellows. I don't mind that you believe a fictional two-dimensional character born of a light novel is lord. But you're destroying society with your ridiculous beliefs. You Haruhi fundamentalist psychotics are so power-mad you stop at nothing. Willful ignorance, intimidation, suppression of information...I feel like /dqn/ is back in the dark ages!! If it was up to you I bet you fools would hold an Inquisition and burn and torture non-believers, despite all your claims that Haruhi is a loving God. Well answer me this. If Haruhi is so powerful why is she so tsundere for boring-ass straight-man Kyon? What kind of Lord shows such human weakness? And if she's so real why does she never answer my daily prayer to lose my virginity?
It's too late tonight to bake anything, but here's some bread I made a while back:
With the city lights here, the only constellation I can see this morning is Orion. To the left of that is a star I had heard of but I never knew its exact location until now (DQN taught me something, lol).
"association of subordinate officials of the head office management of the Danube steamboat electrical services"
That's it, show's over guys.
>>308, I take it you can "take care of" any witnesses, yeah?
What a coincidence; I'd just finished work on my "Put new tires on an AE86 Toyota Corolla and drift until the rear tires pop" simulator v1.0. You'll probably have to download Python to run it.
I found a few.
HQ9+ is superior to Python because it can pass the four standard programming language tests ("hello world", quine, "99 Bottles of Beer", increment) with a lot less code than Python.
I only took it because I love you, >>312-san.
It's a song I wrote, but it started as a poem:
Never not a blank thought, because it terrifies
>>315 maybe cos it's datk but you have better teeth than i expecrted from a fokyuin
??317 was 69b ass, wash yohair, veyag ti twwth (o wkkwaw you'll be gtjy)
(aww, off to a good start but i lost my positioning on the keyboard for the demand)
I recognize them as lyrics from a song my friend used to sing by Del the Funkee Homosapien (it's spelled funny if I'm not mistaken). He means, "Wash yo' ass, wash yo' hair, brush yo' teeth (or else you'll be funky)"
I vowed to fulfill your demand if nobody had posted after I got home from work, so here you go!
>>320 Golly gosh, that was life-affirming! Whether or not anyone posts after this I'm going to remix it anyway, but I have a job interview now. Or anyone else can remix it too, I'm going to do a weird ambient remix
>>325 meant this one: ttp://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1297791000/
Fuck it, I have no idea for it other than "Communism won. Where is your party membership card, comrade?"
>>327 I just graduated at university and am now on the dole, though I have started up a record label with a friend and the future is quite exciting. On one hand i don't like taking handouts, and I was a bit disappointed my job interview yesterday didn't go well, but on the other hand i like having time to work on my folio and other projects
This is an album which, unlike your typical IDM album, conveys some warm feelings besides chaotic and other colder feelings. While it gives you a sense of hope and reminds your emotional self that everything can and will be alright, it also tells you that nothing's easy. This is a feeling which reminisces of World's End Girlfriend.
>>333 well actually I was going to say, before I saw your demand (as I had to click view whole post) that when >>332's recording stopped, I sat for a few minutes in quiet contemplation of what I had just heard, and went on quite a deep mental journey thinking about lots of things, the song seemed to inspire lots of memories within me, and also made me think about the future. Funnily enough I did think about my hands for a bit; I have a date tomorrow with the girl I'm quite certain I shall marry, and she has a thing about my hands, and I was thinking about the time we've spent staring at our interlocked hands. Woah, like, contemplating my hands deep within a meditation on a higher level or something.
>>336 I demand that you add me on MSN! Pidgin is sometimes weird, so if I don't accept, send me an email ~
I'm going to assume you were talking to me. My favourite mathematical theorem is our dear friend the quadratic formula. I knew it off by heart within a week of being taught it, and frightened small children by repeating it in monotone and telling them that was the sort of thing you had to memorise in maths.
>>342 couldn't be bothered to get my tablet out or wire my scanner up but here's a picture of me from about 8 months ago when I had blond hair (I'm in the background quite dismayed at what I'm seeing)
Just imagine if time traveling was possible! I'd rather stay in the year 1000000,5 (as in Futurama's The Late Philip J. Fry) and succumb to giraffe's will.
>>346, what is your ideal future (as seen in movies, cartoons etc.)?
My ideal future is the future of Yokohama Kaidashi Kikō, peaceful, half-destroyed, half-reborn, robots, there was a catastrophe without killing half of the world's population, etc.
Jealous mother takes a life
A life she once held dear
Hides the books of memory
I have absolutely no idea, and that hint of yours is no use whatsoever. I even tried googling your subtly hidden "Clonico". I even tried googling "Clonico" without the Spanish results. I got nothing.
Sorry, after I posted I realized my demand was a bit silly and regretted it. If you search youtube for Clonico it might be the second result or so?
>>349 i was on one of those camgirl sites the other night, you know where they go on webcam to shake their jiggly bits and i've mucked about a few times the past few days but this time i went in and there was a woman slapping her bum-bum and other guys saying things like "mmm bb u so fine" and "take it off" and she seemed to be enjoying the attention, then I said "I'M GONNA FEED MY CHILDREN NON-ORGANIC FOOD, AND WITH THE MONEY SAVED TAKE THEM TO THE ZOO" and she stopped gyrating, closed her legs, sat up with a confused look on her face and scratched her head a bit, and all the conversation died. Then she lay down again and gradually got back into the swing of things, so i left because i just wasn't interested any more.
I can't actually think of anything other than a pretty standard "you are fucking retarded and should stop posting until you understand the community better because you're making all of us look like dicks" aimed at me and some other guys on another board. Day 1 registrant elitists are good at throwing that kind of drama out after some years, I've found.
Oh, god. There were so many brutal comments exchanged between my first ex and I (we were 14 and 16, respectively) I can't even begin to enumerate them. Putting two vindictive, bi-polar, narcissistic, intelligent cynics together is the worst idea ever. Maybe the meanest thing I'd said was when I went off about how she should, in all honestly, just kill herself and save me all her problems. Or something as simple as, a few years later, giving a calm dissertation on why I hate her, the way she thinks, the people she knows and the life she leads.
A cursory check reveals that it seems to be up right now. Unless by "up" you mean "up in quality", which I doubt will ever happen.
I'm on safari so just doing it by memory
I woke up 2 hours ago at 3pm, and i've been talking to a hot babe online since I got up. I also went for a jobby and read my Sgt. Frog book while i was there. I might go play some infamous and i might go buy doughnuts too.
I wrote that ranty thing about multiple abilities, forgetting that I actually meant to explain how my day was completed because some Japanese girls sent me wwwwwwwww bombs on Omegle (they were mocking me T.T ).
Spend an hour reading through a random friend's social network history, preferably somebody you don't really know, then post a one-paragraph summary of that person's life here. If you're not into social networking then spend an hour going through some random person's livejournal.
This person is currently not in relationships (apparently he dreams about the day when he finally finds a woman of easy virtue with well-developed secondary sex characteristics). He has a new car which was a gift from his parents (he boasts about it, yet he complains about lack of funds). He visits nightclubs often (he likes RnB and dubstep). Either he has low salary or he is "between jobs".
I was going to play KOLM II but it told me to play KOLM I first so I played Freeway Fury 2 instead.
A brief opening comic-style cinematic explains the protagonist's motivation. An impatient athletic commuter stuck in traffic is overtaken by Fury. He punches his way out of his car and begins leaping from vehicle to vehicle -- to escape what turns out to be surprisingly light traffic. The moment our road-raging anti-hero crashes through a windshield, rather than swerve out of control and crash, the vehicle actually continues in a straight line, and even begins to speed up. Some sort of mysterious power awards him with "nitro" for these violent invasions of private property.
I was at daycare. We were outside, where the caretakers wouldn't have to be fucked to keep us entertained. Two of my pals were sitting on either end of the teeter-totter.
Well >>376, I guess you're talking to me and not yourself but I will ask, has that given you a phobia about teeter-totters in the rest of your life? We call them "seesaws" here. I guess I like them though I've never spent much time on one. I used to have this plastic all-in-one kind of seesaw when i was really wee, but I rarely played on it. I often filled it up with water though, there was a hole in the bottom I'd stick the garden hose in. One time I stuck it in, and hanked it so it stayed inside it filling it up with water. Then my mum called me in for dinner, so I left it and went and sat at the table to eat my dinner. After a few minutes there was a sudden loud crack as the hose hit the window and sprayed water everywhere as it did the kind of dance that only garden hoses spraying water with some force can do. I shat myself.
I played Popotan when I was 19. It was in Japanese, so I kind of loitered around hoping for the best. It was pretty cute. I enjoyed the idea of me being closer to characters of Caramelldansen than most of the nerds who visited that certain flash board.
>>379 It's a good song but Bach is too damn obvious. >>378 should instead go with captain obvious. A Bach prelude in a DJ set is just gonna make people sigh and shake their heads, but All Alone for Christmas is not only appropriate considering the situation, but will give those uncultured swine a real taste of our finely-honed traditional music. Also as a user of DQN it is your duty and refusing to comply will mean that we'll always recognize >>378 as a traitor, a plebeian and a no-good scallywag.
I lived for 15 years with a father who suffered early-onset dementia. It's part of the reason I can be so cold and detached as to feel zero remorse for any act of questionable morality. Also, I took on his degenerative, solitary behavior to the point where I've become a hikikomori.
I went in to the central square in tinierme and gave away nice items of clothing to people hanging about and now my heart feels warm
>>385 Give me a phrase to spell out with my tongue on my girlfriend's pussy tomorrow nigt.
Solenoid Robots: Mmm! Buzz! Click! Buzz! Click! When we trap Roger Mmm! Buzz! Click! Buzz! Click! Buzz! Click! Ramjet, we are now rulers. Buzz! Click! Buzz! Click!
>>389, tell us what's in your pockets.
I believe in killing rats. They've plagued us for countless generations and for the first time in our history we are presented with technology that may at last end the menace: genetic engineering, a century of biological weapons research, and Ron Paul with an honest chance at the Republican nomination. This will free us from all the harmful regulation that has stopped us from pursuing my ultimate goal. RON FUCKING PAUL: FOR A RAT-FREE FUTURE.
Well, I did drop a tray on my big toe a few weeks ago such that it bruised horribly. I don't plan on doing that again, so I suppose that counts as taking care of my feet?
I have never listened to Iron Maiden and likely never will, therefore I will tell you my favourite Shrine Maiden song. By which I mean Project Shrine Maiden. By which I mean Touhou. Anyway, it's "Bloom Nobly, Ink-black Cherry Blossoms ~ Border of Life". Can't go wrong with a name like that.
>>410 I had a shrine at my old flat to my ex girlfriend, it had a fair bunch of her hairs and some of her makeup she left and hair bobbles and the tights i ripped off her the night i met her and pictures of her and a couple of her tampons and blood stained tissue papers and cans she'd drank from. There was a photo of her tampon right here on /dqn/ somewhere that i posted after i licked it the first time (it took some courage to finally do it cos i'd thought about it for a long time but I'm glad i did, it tasted nice)
Mister Kibble whistled tunelessly as he carefully attached seventeen Happy Pins to his corduroy vest. The vest was already vested with 183 such joyous proclamations, with phrases like "SMILE HAPPY!" and "LET'S FUN!" Not one of them was without an exclamation point. Yesterday had been a slow day, Mister Kibble reflected, but it was important to always replenish the Happiness. You never knew when you might need to give out all 200 pins in one day!
It's been a slow day for Mister Kibble. Mister Kibble, known for his protection of Happiness, had only managed to protect Happiness 17 times. It was hopeless. But tomorrow will be different, Kibble murmurs in his sleep. Tomorrow will be different.
(continued from >>414)
Mere seconds later, Mister Kibble pulled out a gun very similar to his toy gun from his Balloon Belt, without even wincing once. "This is my duty, and you will not interfere with it", he said as he pushed the barrel against Marco's smiling forehead. The bar shaked in terror at the thought of what could happen next.
>>415 Hmm i liked the original better. As I was reading yours I thought "hmmm he is just re-writing the original in a slightly different way" but by the end I was thinking "hmmm i'm not really feeling this story at all". And then the Espeon reference made me shake my head and audibly tut. Reminds me of the people who would mention jaffa cakes to increase their chances of teletext fame. Poor show.
Pretty long, perhaps too long
I did not read it.
>>420 I am not a danmaku otaku, so of course I never got past level 2.
>422 I demand that you tell me what your favorite sketch from "Monty Python's Flying Circus."
Videotape yourself dancing to daddy cools rasputin song. Covering some/all parts of the body is acceptable unless a panda.
My most sincere apologies, but it appears that nobody on DQN is willing to do that and I don't really want to see this thread fall off the front page for several days/weeks again. Your demand will have to go unrequited but, alas, such is life. Besides which, who the hell uses videotapes these days?
My last dream was really strange, after two sleepless nights, just before falling to a much-awaited sleep after 2 days of intense masturbation, I decided to read a not-so-good manga, "Tokyo Toybox". I'm not sure I've remembered all of it, but I spent all the night dreaming about it. It was about a lazy but genius game developer. Add to that the insane amount of hentai I saw the last 48 hours and you can imagine the mess it was.
I never double-post, it's a rule.
Captcha isn't working for some reason.
>>431 While looking for a download link I read the wikipedia article on it. Already excited, I then noticed at the bottom of the article a link to a review by the NME. "This should be good" I thought: http://www.nme.com/reviews/autechre/6602 Hahaha. The comments are funny too. Then I looked up the reviewer, Sarah Dempster, and found an article by the her for the guardian 3 years later talking about how she likes to dance around her bedroom to Queen and Phil Collins and The Very Best Of The Moody Blues, but she also sort of brags about her time at the NME "name-dropping german electro artists" and stuff.
I've fallen in love with every character in Katawa Shoujo. People seem to find both the game and the concept distasteful, so I guess that's something.
I opened the link, but there was only a web-site interface. I tried to edit it, but it was a dud, a screenshot! I'm not going to reveal my rating categories and just give the final score instead: 0.0/5 What a cunt!
Uh huhuhuhuhuhu I gatz a gurlfrond and I gotz a faecbuk adn I amz popular with peoplz because eye gatz a social life dan I still fock bitches an shyt nigger. I'm betar dan everybody hear and I'll bitch about my problems becuse I'm a stupid piece of dog shit that needs to point out how much better I am than erybudy uh huhuhuhuhuhuh.
The day after my girlfriend left I relieved my remaining sexual tension by spending the day masturbating. The fantasies included gangbanging another man's wife on her wedding day without her knowledge, fucking my ex-girlfriend on top of my tied-up girlfriend, and fucking an underage girl as her mother forces her into a threesome.
>>454 don't worry about it
I wanna pilot a helicopter! Like, one of those huge military transport choppers I've seen on my Top Trumps cards! And once I get my hands on it, I'll customise it into a flying camper van and go on holidays wherever I want to without expensive plane tickets and hotel bookings!
That game has a bad end where your cousin dies and a good one where your bride gets shot during the wedding. After beating the game you can easily acquire a t-shirt with Statue of Liberty and commit suicide as a free man (in-game, on your own discretion), then uninstall the game and try to get over this depressive 'aftertaste' by getting drunk (AFK, on your own discretion).
A ship you were sleeping on makes a narrow escape from a world destroyed but a religeous alien armada by making a blind jump through slipspace. Where they came out, they don't know. But after being followed by the armada you and your shipmates are forced to jump ship and crash land on a strange ringworld. The aliens follow you and seem to think they can use the secrets of this ringworld as a weapon. All you know is that you have to stop the aliens from unlocking secrets of the ringworld, as doing so would mean both the aliens, the Humans, and all life in the known Universe would become nothing more...than food.
Oi, mate! Someone gotsa hit f5 more often.
Here ya go. Tools: no-name notepad (apparently made in Germany), Faber-Castell pencil 1.0 B, Olympus E-P1 with Pancolar 1.8/50 MC lens (M42 screw thread).
I don't actually own any consoles except for a Sega Master System, so I would say my favourite is 'The Ninja'. You play a dude wearing a blue vest and he chucks rice at ninjas to save the princess. Later you can upgrade to shuriken and this helpsin defending the large hordes of ninja who attack you.
An old theme, but thou demanded, and I will follow. The challenge would be boring without good length, hence I will write a bit more. The middle letter and the latter letter are not challenging, but I found the beginning character hard to avoid.
>>468 We were 6 and used to hold hands in class, and she lived round the corner from me. This one time I stole a kiss right on her lips but she wasn't too impressed. I was obsessed with her till I was 13, I used to look out my window with my telescope to see if i could see her in her window but I never could. It wasn't till I was 11 that I learned she'd moved away when she was 8 cos she was getting bullied at school. It was news to me. She came back to the same high school as me when we were 13 and it made my heart flutter still if I saw her in the hall. I got to do the canadian barn dance with her at the xmas dance that year but she seemed disinterested. She randomly added me on facebook a couple of years ago and i found it rather funny, she's now your common variety fake-tanned wasted-at-weekends chubby tart. That said, it would be nice to bump into her sometime and see what she says.
Shorter than I am, slim, cute face, short hair. Very sincere and kind. Not stupid, but not too cynical; she has a lot of hope for the world and dreams for herself. (Incidentally, I have a "wife," but it'd be best I not mention her. She's a minor character from Touhou.)
>>470 Well I love DQN to bits. I first discovered it about four and a half years ago when I stumbled across the Yoshinoya rant and wanted to find out where it came from, and the thread here came up on google. I can't think of any particular favourite experiences but I love the general feel of the place. I feel some sort of kinship with our small userbase, we must have some sort of connection in our way of thinking to come here and post. It's kinda fun too noticing different posters personalities and telling when they post - the rat-killing guy, the druggies, the kinky menstruation guy, and there was someone who used to post detailed descriptions about why various numbers were special but I haven't seen a post like that for ages....
>>478 you should jerk off too
Please, can we agree not to do so many of the "take a picture of yourself" demands? They usually just end up killing the thread for a few days/weeks.
I am unsure if it qualifies as an act I would like to commit, but I do so wish that suave gentleman >>482 would cast me down upon the bedsheets and ravish me with the fury of a hundred orangutans. In fact, I beseech him to take me now!
Take three spoonfuls of the gall of a barrow swine, three spoonfuls of hemlock juice, three spoonfuls of wild neep, three spoonfuls of lettuce, three spoonfuls of pape, three spoonfuls of henbane, three spoonfuls of eysyl, and mix them all together and boil them a little and put them in a glass vessel well stopped and put thereof three spoonfuls into a potel of good wine and mix it well together. Drink this and you will never have to worry about orangutile dysfunction ever again!
I attempted to summon Marbuel, Hell's electorate architect, to help me with my Minecraft constructions, but he didn't show up! How rude.
I demand >>489 speak in iambic pentameter in his reply and in at least one other post on DQN.
Oh no. What have this sillyphone done! I owe you a picture now.
Tell me what I must draw on the wall.
I meant the wall of the lounge room, you museless asshole. I'm not drawing a lounge in a lounge for someone like you.
>>509 I demand a mattress sized hug pillow with a character that fits it.
I may have told this before on 4-ch, but any anecdote worth telling is worth re-telling.
When I was 8, I was building a Lego pirate ship with a good friend from down the street. Our relations until that point had been nothing but amicable. I introduced him to my beloved stuffed seal friend, trusting he would share the joy of its acquaintance. Contrary to my expectations, he began making fun of it. I could not stand for such intolerance. Although he was a close friend, the seal was a closer one. Yet my demands of him to stop only egged him on, and he even began violently beating and swinging my poor seal friend around.
I live on a long dirt road in a forest that is privately owned. So there are no laws regarding who can drive what kind of vehicle what so ever. We had a van that was so shitty and busted that its only pourpose could have been to be crashed by kids learning to drive for the time. One time while I was practice driving up and down the road I took two of my friends, twins, with me. When I got to the end of the road one of them asked if he could drive. I said sure and he got in the drivers seat and I started to move to to go sit on the floor in the back with his twin. I was half way there when I realized that I was 16 and just now starting to learn how to drive and these guys were two years my junior. I froze, then slowy turned my head. "H-hey dude, you do know how to drive, right?"
I had a fucked up sleep schedule and became a NEET for a while because of it. It's still kind of fucked up, but I can force myself into a normal one easier now...
>>522 i am wearing a dark green Teenage Fanclub t-shirt, it has a yellow doodle of a billboard showing a power station. On top of that I have my black Cramps hoody, and I am wearing a sticker with my name on it (with a love heart dotting the "i") from the stupid anti-NEET taster class I was at today. I have two cute friendship bracelets my fiancé made on my wrist, one is a watermelon and one has love hearts on it. Lower down I am wearing boxer shorts with a trippy black and white design on them, a pair of socks with sharks on them, a pair of dark tights on top with a big hole cut out for my package, and a pair of rainbow knee socks on top of those. I cut my hair the other day and I did it badly so i have bald spots at the back, with a nice fringe though. It is all greasy and sticking up because I'm kinda sweaty from just walking a mile home wearing extra layers carrying a big rucksack. I'll shower in the morning because I keep getting a whiff of my semen-encrusted boxers, which I was self-conscious about at the jobseeking class.
Physically, I'm healthy. I'm lucky to have a high metabolism so I can get away with not exercising. I'm sure that habit will come back to bite me as I get older, though. Even now my lack of exercise is probably partly responsible for my exhaustion after work.
I really like the less gimmicky ones, i.e. the ones where he's alone instead of with Mike.I guess my favourite is probably "Chronologically Confused about Bad Movie and Video Game Sequel Titles" or the TMNT ones, which aren't even all that much about video games.
``Ah! Well, as I put this one on top of my monitor, I'm pretty sure I won't be forgetting them anytime soon.... Zech came over, so we're gonna go do... Zechy stuff. Mail my phone, okay? I love you, dear.''
"I think you're just talking about all this revolution nonsense to avoid addressing the problem of finding somebody your own age anyway" (in reference to a revolution to allow pedophilia)
Stand up. Make sure there is plenty of space around you. Stretch both your arms out in front of yourself, with your fingers spread as far as you can, then clench them together into a fist. Keep doing this several times (say, about 20 times perhaps?) but not so much that your fingers become tired/sore/painful. Put your arms out to either side and repeat the clenching thing, then do the same stretching your arms vertically above yourself.
Well, this is awkward, nobody demands anything from me. I feel so unwanted. ;_;
I hope this will make you proud at least of your own room:
That's not a public shrine. Also, I'm damned tired of you never posting full hyperlinks. I'm just going to stop visiting every link you give.
I'm an abnormally hyperconscious entity residing within a human form in the state of Arizona whose conjugate of principles (or absence thereof) and intelligence are doomed to eternal and meaningless paroxysm. I'm doing rather decently today; listless and apathetic as always.
Cultural boards are replaceable with DQN. However, I should probably give them more attention as I seem to utilize DQN in lieu of them.
AA bar is absolutely unique and original unless you frequent similar boards on 2ch.net. Three windows reinstalls ago I was an avid text artist myself!
It uses the toilet like a human, hunts and eats vermin so I don't have any extra food expenses and submits the occasional entertaining post on DQN. Hmm, I guess I'm not so much looking for a pet, rather a slave with pica and a strong stomach. Now accepting applications! Also, good job on the board synopses!
It uses the toilet like a human, hunts and eats vermin so I don't have any extra food expenses and submits the occasional entertaining post on DQN. Hmm, I guess I'm not so much looking for a pet, rather a slave with pica and a strong stomach. Now accepting applications! Also, good job on the board synopses!
I don't know your favourite genres, so I'll suggest a few.
78641 - adventure. Trailer and dl link: http://youtu.be/AEEyOdVsdsQ
Chef Boyardee's Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa - basketball JRPG which gathered some cult following, members of which were lately communicating strictly by quotes from CBoyardee's videos, which in turn forced him to wipe his YT account. http://youtu.be/8F1cOvZ3nS8
Lucky for you I happen to be in a library for the next hour and a half. Here's my list of messages:
I'm gonna go with Flanagan and Matsumoto's "The Ruby Programming Language" (O'Reilly Media 2008, ISBN 0596516177). I haven't read it, nor any other books on Ruby, but from my experience O'Reilly tends to publish decent books on most other languages. Also, Yukihiro Matsumoto is the creator of Ruby. Surely his input's got to count for something.
>>597 Why not an Apple one? I can't really recommend anything else, I've never had any problems with my iPods. My 2003 classic and 2004 mini still serve me well, the only reason I upgraded to my 5th generation 80GB one in 2006 is because I got more music, and I still use it like 6 hours a day at least. I can't think of a negative point about them.
>>601 Mchael Mols: Dutch being blamed for Rangers' problems
From The Telegraph. They made a typo haha. I love Susumu Hirasawa, great choice!
Joke's on you, all eight of my wallets are empty. (I have no idea why I have so many. I think I get a new $10 one every Christmas from a different family member. I'm currently using two to prop up my keyboard.)
This door. This fucking door. Ten minutes ago, I had come inside to check if any new food had appeared in my bowl. It hadn't. And now this thick block of wood dares to block my exit. Just great. Right, time to find the ape ... there he is. Sitting motionless and staring at that box with flickering lights again. Well, I know how to deal with that sort of thing.
Whoops, forgot my demand while getting caught up in fiction composition.
List the titles and artists of the last 10 songs you chose to listen to (i.e. not stuff that popped up on a playlist/radio station you happened to have in the background).
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory – 9999999
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory – The Courtesy Call
Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory – Technical Difficulties
"Twelve lines" say you, sir?
This sounds like a perfect task
For a renga.
I'll interpret that as "I demand that you supply a picture of your favourite Touhou". As it happens, I did draw a picture of my favourite Touhou and I did take a picture of it, only to find that I don't have the right cable to copy it onto my computer. In an hour or two I'm going to go buy that very cable and then I shall post it. Just sit tight.
I'm sorry, son... your father's off his meds. Might as well play along until we get more. I don't even know what DQN is... something like Dairy Queen?
I used to have a cat. He was given to me for a period of two years to be taken care of by a young Japanese lady while she did some errands, as in that time slot, the said errands would not permit her to provide a suitable environment for the cat. I liked that cat a lot.
I'd played it before but I did it again just for you. After doing so, I have to say my only thoughts are:
"CAT PLANET CAT PLANET CAT PLANET!!!"
Mumbled "cat planet" under her breath several times, trying to work out the significance of the two words. Eventually trailed off and looked at me inquisitively.
A programmable calculator with an external memory module attached to it. I also have a couple of old soviet cameras, but they suffer from mechanical problems.
blow it out your butt
>>633 Switch off your lights and light some candles
Powercuts have happened to me enough time for me to know what it's like without electricity. Generally it just leads to reading books by candlelight and wishing the power was back on. Sometimes ghost stories are told.
Hmm, odd ... it tastes almost exactly like the cold water dispensed by my fridge.
1) Your hair looks good short, me!
2) Ham and cheese. I am a very boring man.
As it behooves me that this sentence carries out smoothly and is amenable to your desires, I shall end it forthwith with an undefined admiration for the letter w.
I could be nit-picky and just list all the parts of my computer and how they work together, but that would be boring. So here's my non-computer list:
*An old orange, as a toy to toss idly between my hands. It's probably no longer tasty.
I consoled a Norwegian woman about losing Eurovision. Coincidentally, her online name was actually Baku, which is the same as the city it took place in.
When you first awaken, you are standing in the corner of a room, leaning against one wall. It is completely empty - no furniture, no windows, and, as far as you can tell, not even a door, which begs the question of how the fuck you got there in the first place. You call for help, and strangely it doesn't echo around the room; even though it should. You try to move, but you seem to be stuck in this one corner, unable to relocate yourself. Because you yourself are the door.
Well, that was fun.
Also, "No, John. You are the door. And then John was a stairway."
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typre your rtepoly wityh yuourt pemnis
Here goes nogthjinmg
The 678 Special:
*Open the refrigerator.
*Take out 2-3 vegetables and maybe some meat, in order of whatever will go bad the soonest.
fork. BRUSSELS SPROUTS (The best French beans or
minced, salt and toss them to serve the
It was wonderful. I hate Dio so much, he seems like a very good villain.
>>681 My favourite movie of all time is Harold And Maude, because I love the characters and I can relate to Harold, my mum even compared me to him, and I also relate to Maude to some extent, in that I've showed my young lover how wonderful life can be and there's better things than killing herself. It's funny and touching and really sweet and it always brings tears to my eyes, and to top it off Cat Stevens did the soundtrack.
I don't want to rewatch Harold and Maude but I also don't want this thread to die, so I will tell you my thoughts leftover from watching it years ago.
>>685 I've seen this before, it was posted on encyclopædia dramatica i think a long time ago
Try this one:
Or this one:
It's been three days since my drunken binge, but I finally remembered. In the spirit of the demand, I had a half-pint of cider just before posting, which I downed in one go. My alcohol tolerance is a bit too high though, it seems. I'm barely even swaying.
It's okay, it might well still be redeemable. Even if it isn't and you just failed your entire education, you can still become a hermit or something.
on screen keyboard
post a photo of something in your room. yourself if comfortable
I threw together a juke style track for your dragon ass tattoo
Well gee, I sure felt silly doing that. About half way through it dawned on me that it wasn't actually a tattoo at all. Nicely done with the music, though.
Well the next poster (>>705) always tells the truth or always tells lies, what must you demand so that you figure out what he is?
I demand that you select a number between 1 and 764 (perhaps use a random number generator), find the corresponding post in the Post Your Current Thought thread and create a new thread based on it. You must post what number it was.
add me on steam and play dota2 with me. its okay if you don't have it, i'll gift you a copy. steam name = sabitsuki steam id = sicp
My life is ridiculously tame, so nothing too shady. One time I drove without a license to my friend's house an hour away to watch a movie (which he probably downloaded illegally). I was running late so I drove dangerously over the speed limit.
Je te blessure
I demand you find me a way to convert .dcr files into .swf
There are about 80 raindrops hanging from the underside of my balcony rail. Also, putting the Revoltech Woody on the windowsill may have been a bad move. His rapeface makes looking out past him quite uncomfortable.
This do? I seriously don't know shit about cars.
>>739 Do you like when 8-bit games get reviewed?
>>741 I demand to know what is the 2nd item on your Christmas wish list.
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The question "why" can be approached from several different angles. I might answer, "because I have the ability to do so" or "because I have the opportunity to do so." But ability and opportunity alone do not yield an effect. I could say that I post in order to externalize my thoughts or for some feeble sense of community, but neither one of these motivations is an end unto itself. bla bla bla bla pera pera because it's fun bura bura bura bura pantsu DQN LOL oh god has it been a hundred words yet nope two more ok done.
interrupted with Smoopy rape, which due to extreme pleasure quickly turned consensual. Both the Malay girl and claw
Of his public masturbation
Affects the whole nation
I hear these are high quality: http://www.amazon.com/quality-Black-Warmer-Mitten-Gloves/dp/B0038OD3Y0/ref=pd_sxp_redirect
Mario 64 mainly recalls memories of frustration, as I could only play it when I visited my friend. Due to my lack of any home game systems besides a Gameboy, I was pretty inexperienced and died often. Thus I never got to play very long since we always played "switch when you die" style. Honestly, we were more amused at playing with Mario's face on the starting screen than anything else. We usually switched to Mario Kart, a game everybody could enjoy together.
>>764 Tetris attack is such a fucking bitch, Never fucking answers her phone, and to top it all off, last january when i broke up with tyrone, GUESS WHO WENT TO HIS PARTY AND HOOKED UP WITH HIM? Tetris Attack.
Puyo Puyo Fever is a true sister and has always been there for me.
I have a 1995, so you're gonna hear about the '95 and like it.
It has a plastic body and flip-up headlights. Had to rebuild the engine. Saturns are notoriously bad for piston rings. Certain parts can only be gotten from particular chevy dealers. Has this crappy hard-to-work-with double overhead cam. It's trying to be sporty and failing miserably. it's pretty gutless, but what do you expect with 4 cylinders. The company shut down like a year ago or more. I wouldn't want to buy another saturn after this one bites the dust. Not bad gas mileage though. Tank is 12 gallons.I guess the SL has an extra little door for rear passenger access or something. If you can get one that isn't really wound, for really cheap, maybe go for it.
Well >>666-san, today's might've been one of my more notable breakfasts, although I'd still call it pretty forgettable. As I have numerous important interviews today, of which I am currently in an interval between, I awoke feeling underslept and nervous - yet also quite hungry. I was supplied a full English breakfast, which was most generous, but in the end I could only stomach one rasher of bacon, one sausage and one hash brown. Ah well.
Already have, does this count? It's about 3 years old.
I live in a country where guns are illegal, but I did used to go shooting with my dad when I was a kid. I was most surprised by the recoil, it's stronger than it looks in the movies, even for small handguns.
After much deliberation as to what sorts of secret messages to leave, I ended up using some posts from the last Post Your Current Thought thread, namely:
One time there was a teenager who kept posting on message boards about what drugs he was doing, so I sent all the posts to his parents. Good times.
Walking down the street past the seedier shopping centre my wife says "hey shall we get some salvia?" because she's never tried it and I'd told her about my previous fun experiences with it. Excited I said yeah great let's go and we went in and went to the head shop and as I look around i notice she's gone into the other side of the partitioned shop so I lean over to call her over but as I do the shop owner comes over and asks if i need any help so I panic and just ask for 60x salvia and leave again and we go for the bus and get home, excited to go into the salvia dimension again but this time to share it with my darling. I ask if she'd like to go first and tell her the proper way to smoke it and what to expect and she's like "I'm not an idiot" okay well alright here you go, and she starts coughing so i get her some water and then she's all "Now you've made me grumpy" and I'm like why what did i do "JUST FUCK OFF" and starts watching her TV programmes on my laptop so I pull the cable out of it and put some music and on and she flips out screaming turn your fucking shit music off "not until you apologise" i say and she starts throwing things at me and lunging at me and pulls the plug from my computer so i kick her off the bed and put the bedsheets and covers and mattress on top of her and tell her to shut up and she starts crying and i'm like i hope you're crying because you feel bad for being horrible to me and she says she is so i give her a cuddle and we make up then we start playing the playstation, i want to smoke some myself but it doesn't feel like the right atmosphere and in the middle of playing she suddenly says "I better do the dishes! so she leaves and i put some psytrance on and smoke myself, but just as i start to trip she comes through and starts talking to me and cuddling me and it ruins my trip. So I try again a bit later and it's not as good as previous experiences but I still turned into the waterwheel from a 1920s paddle steamer, then I played some more playstation with her helping her beat the hard bosses, why did >>781 assume i'm a teenager, just because I use drugs? i haven't been a teenager for a long time, in fact it wasn't till the end of my teens that I found better living through chemicals, that i changed from a depressed stay-at-home loner to a charming popular non-virgin haha, he's probably a prude who thinks drugs are bad, this is probably past 144 words now, though maybe it's more of a blog post than a stream-of-consciousness but then aren't all blogs like that? arf arf
It happened a few years ago. I was on the bus on the way to school, and I suddenly realised how small everything was. I'm nothing but a tiny speck in a huge and amazing world.
From that point onwards, I never looked at life the same way, and honestly feel I've matured a lot from that one event. It became my goal to leave a lasting impression in this world. That was when I ceased being a child and began my life as an adult.
I'm a lazy-ass slob, a NEET, a hikikomori. I recently severed all social contacts with the outside world. How did I get here?
Well, in school I was a very polite, nice and shy kid who never skipped a lesson, who was doing everything he told to do. These properties didn't help with establishing relationships with other angsty prepubescent teens, but they didn't hurt much either. I wasn't bullied. Teachers and parents adored me. Girls probably too because I was cute and never harassed them. We were all together partly since elementary school, partly since middle school. Though as puberty kicked in we became less united, we basically established 3-4 people circles. I was rather successful, aspiring young man who wanted to study "something that has to do with programming".
Don't worry, help is here! It's the least I can do after stealing your post.
I was touched deeply by your story, >>785-san. The melancholic tone really left an impact. I can sympathise with you easily, and have almost ended up down the same path myself several times. But if I may ask, don't you treasure the experiences? Sure, they may not have been constructive, but they certainally make a grand tale. My advice would be to figure out what it is you want to do for the rest of your life, and once you have discovered that, start planning how you will get there. I wish you luck!
Wow, amazing job! You fulfilled my demand better than I could have ever hoped. I think I may have written one of those posts but I'm not sure. My memory is terrible.
A fried chicken and
A cold cucumber untouched.
Wobble of my chair,
Charles was happy at last.
It had been a hard life as a sentient cactus. The desert was too hot, and there was nobody to talk to. The scenery was always the same brown sands, with the occasional visit from a tumbleweed. The humans, however, had it lucky. With their legs, they could walk all over the world, and see many wonderful sights. Charles was jealous of the humans.
I chose to bring a pen drive full of Touhou games with me to a social occasion. Needless to say, this is because of the surface area of my scrotum.
Oh dear, I posted in the wrong thread! To apologize I fulfilled >>793's demand.
Quite luckily the school lunch today was a ham, egg and cheese sandwich with a side salad of pickles, corn, lettuce, carrots and mayo. I just put all the salad onto the sandwich and made what I call the Monstrous Sakata Mayhem! I named it after the principal Sakata who always puts salad on his sandwiches.
Oh god what am I doing
In other news, is that a TI-84 I see there? Ah, what memories! I remember having fun trying to get the most interesting error possible on one of those. If I recall, the best I got was from telling it to calculate the integral of a portion of a graph including an asymptote. What fun.
>>797 Once in Higher Maths the girl who sat in front of me said "hey look at this" and typed 5318008 on it and showed me, and I was like "um okay" but then she turned it upside down and, well, try it yourself! I had a giggle.
I totally cheated and waited until I was alone. So I yelled it but the rain just kept on raining and the computer kept on quietly humming and nothing changes which is my problem in the first place.
I noticed earlier today in an email from Steam that the game "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" was on sale. I'd been notified because it was in my wishlist. I decided to buy it, but instead of using it myself I gifted it to a friend who is a huge LOTR fan. Hopefully he'll enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I have not studied history in many, many years. Furthermore, as per the demand, I have not looked at Wikipedia or anything like that. Here goes nothing.
I was going to weasel out of this by licking my arm and writing that it's slightly salty, but then my cat jumped on my knees. So I liked its neck. It had a neutral taste, my mouth is full of fur, and I got a scornful glance in return. The one that cats usually give to overly excited dogs in youtube videos.
i don't think any of these (except maybe for the first one) are really suitable for a party other than a BOOM BOOM RAVE BOOM BOOM BOOM DRUGS LOL BOOM BOOM BOOM
i particurlarly liked strawberry lemonade and rescue me
Done and done!
>>816 Wear two different flavours of deodorant at the same time, every day for a week.
That implies an objective measure of beauty, but beauty is in the eye of the DQN. I find a wide variety of things beautiful, from abstract geometric cityscapes (http://cargocollective.com/atelierolschinsky/STRUCTURES-V) to glacier volcanoes (http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2733/4490423858_98cba8bf85_z.jpg). It depends on my mood. Other people, I'm sure, have their own ideas.
Your world sounds a little like the Metamorphosis of Prime Intelligence. If you haven't already, give it a read.
My ugliest world is a sand field. The sand is dirty. You can barely see the surface of the ground because it's covered in rotting wood and rusted metal. The only lodging is trailers, and the trailers are dusty and filled with spiders. They're filled with coupons from 1998 and empty bottles of Gatorade. The only work is lifting and rearranging to rotting wood and rusted metal. It smells like dust everywhere. The only entertainment is MTV.
I doubt it will stay there.
Hold paper together
Apocalyptic future currency
Hmm. Made me glad I don't have a stutter. The way the speech got more and more distorted was rather interesting, and the sound towards the end was oddly soothing. Not sure I'd listen to it twice, though.
22:42 The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch
22:38 GUNSHOW ARCHIVE
Another day, another dance, another dead guy. I cantered about the stage, twirling an elegant fan. The small audience cared not for these aesthetic trappings.
After an hour of hiking, we came to a long stone staircase that led to a magnificent shrine.
"This is Rakuhei Shrine," I said, as we climbed the steps. "My friend Haruka Rakuhei lives here. She's a really good miko. She taught me that fire spell for self-protection! I'm sure she'll know a way out of this predicament."
A+. Reading this fanfic was a truly profound, life changing experience, on a par with a native American spirit journey or taking LSD. The text conveys its message with startling precision and insight, concisely and unpretentiously, without obfuscatory language. The short length leaves the reader with a sense of wonder at what goes unsaid - the author may directly ask only one question, but the reader is left with countless more. Ultimately, the text is a demonstration of Absurdist philosophy, challenging the idea that a story must have a moral, point, or meaning at all. This idea, that the author need not pander to the reader's every vagary, is sure to usher in a new age of literature. My favourite part is the crippling sense of existential dread the reader is left with after reading.
I chose the wikipedia article on phylogenetics. It looks like phylogenetics is a discipline more or less defined by the use of relatively complicated math to study the evolutionary tree of life. Supposedly there's Bayesian inference and stuff. The NSF funds a lot of this. There's a specific (ongoing) project devoted to just red algae, called RedToL. There's a big sequence database called GenBank, run by the National Center for Biotechnology Information, part of the NIH. Also, taxonomy is somewhat distinct from modern phylogenetics. Cladistics is a branch of taxonomy trying to bring taxonomy into line with phylogenetics, and phenetics is a branch of taxonomy that ignores phylogenetics entirely. It looks like phenetics is on the way out, although neighbour joining is still relevant.