( E-E) 2GE- aw, fuckmittens
butthole kitten and the boys
Though the initial Alvin and the Chipmunks album did not sell well and was condemned by the ASPCA, it did prove Ross Bagdasarian's theory that rodents could mimic human speech through the targeted application of high voltage. Though critics often explain away Bagdasarian's results as the result of clever sound editing, over a hundred hours of documentary film footage has recently been uncovered proving that the sounds produced were recorded live and were unaltered, though clearly looped for obvious reasons. The recording process was arduous, with over thirty squirrels perishing in the effort to record the long "e" sound in the chorus (oo ee oo ah ah) of "The Witch Doctor" alone.
The dark side of Alvin and the Chipmunks does not end there, of course. "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked" borrows heavily from Jonathan Aibel's short story "Gulag Rape Barge," the basic plot elements of which are so unspeakably vile that they cannot be printed even here for risk of this site being shut down as obscene.
should have been "framed loosely on" rather than "borrows heavily from." Fuck it. autisssssm.
Oh my, I really don't see how people make AA art like this, it seems to hard!
I see that it's snowing so I figure it's a good day to for hike through the forest. Somehow my dog actually finds me but does not bother to make it known that he is behind me for ten minutes. Then he shook the snow off his back. The sudden sound of his ears flapping in the dead quiet of the forest that I had been experiencing for the last 30 minutes scared the living shit of me.
Wait, did you just post the same thing on two different websites? Not complaining though, I liked your story. I wish it snowed where I live.
What is the other site? I want to look for subtle differences.
>>6 this song is nicer (LΝM)
SAoVQ. The only difference is the italic ``finds me'' on the dqn one.
Thank you, I overlooked this. It must mean something then.
"finds me" - "find me"? Maybe he is in trouble and can't call for help himself?
Being both a dokyun and VIPPER, he is undoubtedly well-versed in the practice of weaving together COOL FREE WINTER WEAR using only snow and twigs. It's safe to assume that, though he may be lost, he is not necessarily in danger, and will most likely find his way home within the day. And anyway, this is a learning experience from which he may scarcely fail to benefit from.
The golden triangle of VIP, DQN, and LOUNGE --
When will Espeon tell me that she loves me?! I want a sweet, beautiful girl to hold in my arms! I want to love and be loved. The hands of God alone may create and destroy. Man, the Artist, can only reframe. My cat is sleeping on my feet. But my arms, in their rest, hold only pillows.
When will Espeon tell me that she loves me?! I want a sweet, beautiful girl to hold in my arms! I want to love and be loved. The hands of God alone may create and destroy. Man, the Artist, can only reframe. My cat is sleeping on my feet. But my arms, in their rest, within every orifice hold only pillows. I drew a picture of Espeon and I'm not crazy. I'm not fucking crazy. Get out of my head, I am not a number. I am a free man! Let me be fabulous through the ends of time and space. Get off my ``back''. You're not my mother. Man enters the world as he leaves it, alone. It's my destiny to live life alone. Espeon, I long for you. Some day I will make the trip to Mother I have it taped to the wall beside my bed. Every night before I(the Poke) go to sleep I kiss it. If I feel lonely, I pet it like a real cat. Russia. I will cross the icy Bering Strait in this boat I made by hand. The matters of love have never been simple. Flair, baby. My body is a temple. Emacs my electric chalkboard and more my electric bible. My brain an electric playground. A proud 0037. Get out of my head, Shii. Otaku named Tokiko "Nameless" book reading youkai, ironically with a name The truth of being cummed inside Spread pleasure deep It's HERE
Whose eyes are these looking back at me? These hands are cold, they are a dead man's hands. There's nothing like a leper. On the left, the index is longer; on the right, the ring. We are who we will be and have been. The timeline is a lie. There only is the present. We ARE humans, being. We live and live on.
Espeon should post a picture of herself. I, for one, wouldn't mind a sort of mini-waifu alongside Haruhi whom we could all have immediate recourse to.
Oh how I love chocolate milk...
>>1 i know what song you are referencing and I wish to subcribe to your newsletter.
I mean last.fm
My VC is "how"
This perplexes me immensely. I'm not sure how to answer it.
In his downtime, of which there was a great deal due to the wonders of modern technology, Mike had edited several sections and added much more to his copy of the Emergency Procedures binder. Obviously the first step was to remove the warning to DO NOT ALTER THIS DOCUMENT. Every potential disaster had been covered from Airplane Crash to Zombie Apocalypse in his custom edition. As he flipped through it and found he had woefully neglected to provide an updated index, the thing that struck him most about his present situation was that the police department had hold music on their 9-1-1 line. Cowering beneath his desk, he asked himself "Jesus fuck, is that Brittney Spears?" It was just in time for the operator to hear it.
Exasperated, he half yelled and whispered, "What the fuck? Where is the SWAT team? He's killing people!" To prove a point, there were several gunshots followed by screaming in the distance. All that stood between him and the killer tearing up the office was a sturdy door, utterly nullified in its purpose by a glass panel right next to it that went from floor to ceiling. If they kicked it out, anyone could just let themselves in from the outside.
Mike laughed nervously, mostly because he had replaced the Air Disaster page of the emergency procedures with the image macro of a very fat black woman captioned They be all like, you need pants to fly along with a checklist that included (3.) Search for survivors (unless pictured above). "I don't fucking know. He was screaming about someone named leon or peon or some shit. Why is no one here yet?!"
I switched from
Mona' to Monapo' and now my DQN looks all blurry.
I am so durr nk s-rjght now It'S æwonderdul please please me <33333 he he
How do you accidentally type that?
Icelandic keyeboard. I puked four times after that and I still feel really, really drunk. Fortunately I have nice friends who followed me home after that and made sure I got home safely. I'm actually so grateful for them right now I could cry from joy.
Bakemonogatari is a good anime.
Oh you, guys! Turned a good thread full of feline SJIS into... into something else
yay espeon is here!
Espeon, give me your signature! Sign out, "To ( ˃ ˂) with love! -espeon" Do it with a pen! And take a photo, or scan it!!!!!
Let's just keep staring at the monitor; if our eyes wander they might encounter what's out there, and we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?
I'm so much happier sans internet.
I have a hard time focusing when I'm not in front of a computer. My social life, my studying, my writing, my entertainment... I feel like I have a much stronger presence online than off it.
( ά-ά) >>49 I'm quite the social butterfly with lots of friends!
Same for me. I even lack individuality when I'm not posting with a tripcode.
Koyaanisqatsi is super duper confusing.
Really? Koyaanisqatsi is one of my favourite films. I love Philip Glass's music, the photography is magnificent and the absolute last scene really stuck with me. It's thought provoking, but I wouldn't have said it's confusing as such. What are you super duper confused about?
America needs a Twelve Girls Band equivalent.
I've been wondering, who is Tokiko exactly? So far, I've seen him post on /jp/, /lounge/, /vip/, SAoVQ, world2ch and tohno-chan. Now, on /jp/, he normally uses Tokiko images that are named from 001 to 211, much like these vip-quality.org/tokiko/. Now, that site is run by Archduke, world2ch.org/board/kareha.pl/1309581864/, what does that mean? I don't know, I'm just talking out of my ass here.
vip-quality.org/tokiko ? I don't see anything there at all.
He's just a generic shitposter trying to make a name from himself in the text board and meta-4chan scene. People like this pop up from time to time and I'll admit it irritates me.
You don't have to collect images from 2004 to qualify yourself as a good poster. There are plenty of people who were around at the time, and we just take it easy.
so I finally shaved after three weeks of letting it grow out and now that I don't look like a homeless any more nobody gives me spare change
You're right, I actually regret posting it now, specially because I liked the images on /tokiko. I also feel like I invaded his privacy somehow, I feel sorry and will reconsider my actions from now on.
That's what I was saying, or implying, genoius. But yeah, looks like I probably offended him and now I feel bad. So if he is reading this, I'll ask him a question; what do you think of SOPA and PIPA?
I'm being watched by Tokiko. I can feel him standing beside my bed. I too scared to look behind me.
I think that the internet shouldn't be filtered in any way at all, but as long as my computers aren't seized and I can still get my anime...
Snow's unpleasant. For whatever reason, it just kind of freaks me out.
I don't know who he is exactly, but we've talked on Steam a few times and I must say he isn't a bad fellow at all.
I'm just confused as to where the bikini-clad blondes and CGI robots are.
Shiki is a good anime
The "Hey Weirdo, check out "/misc" etc." shows up on Bing cache, by the way.
Alternate stylesheets don't seem to work on Safari 5.1... Pseud0ch is the only one that works but it only seems to save that way at random, usually it's a blank plain text style. It has been that way for me for a good few months. I got a new iMac the day before yesterday and got more excited than is normal to come to DQN and find it on Blue Moon, but when I transferred my user account from my old macbook pro and got everything up to dat it has gone back to being broke...
I think that happened with Google Chrome a few months ago. I just use Opera, though, so no problems for me
Deadman Wonderland is an alright read so far. The chapters are nice and lengthy.
I think that happened with Google Chrome a few months ago. I just use Opera, though, so no problems for me
Deadman Wonderland is an alright read so far. The chapters are nice and lengthy.
Hmm, it's odd that Kareha spits out post errors when posts go through just fine. Maybe there's too many posts on the board, or something?
You learn far more about drawing by making raccoons with dicks in MS paint than you do when you carefully craft dreamy cityscapes or detailed starships.
butthurt ... well, thighhurt to be precise. I need a better desk chair for these long hours of sedentary activity.
I need to change my whole life.
I will change my whole life.
Thank you for the Lilly path.
Pulling the ice axe from my leg, I staggered on, spindrift stinging my remaining eye. I finally managed to reach the station, only to find that the bus replacement service had broken down. After wondering to myself whether or not it should actually be called a "train replacement service", I walked out onto the concourse and noticed the giant screen seemed to have been tampered with - probably by a junior employee. Disgruntled commuters were being regaled with some dismal TVM, involving a tug-of-love-custody-battle (Stockard Channing held sway). Down in the High Street somebody careered out of Boots without due care or attention. I suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette, i.e. sidle out of the store gingerly, embrace the margin. Fat kids with sausage rolls, Poor sods conducting polls...
I feel somewhat guilty using google's cache to browse Wikipedia during the SOPA blackout. The only thing I've done to stop SOPA is halfheartedly post about it on facebook
I'm not American, I don't know about this SOPA thing.
Americans aren't aware of it either.
Calculus is less satisfying than algebra.
Pakistani bus crash was Japanese conspiracy! Japanese bus manufacturer in collaboration with Pakistani bus maker! Accident celebrates 100th anniversary of invention of bus and landing of eagle on two foxes shrine in Kyoto!
Conclusive evidence: batshitinsanity.geocities.jp/japansconspiracy/2011/115.html#page_1029
Espeon hasn't ever told me that she loves me... I wonder if she already has a boyfriend. Or, even worse, if she loves another dokyun. She must be very cute. I just know she is.
Wish that fuken shit was over, lol, but it's never gonna happen. ;_;
Green tea is so nice. I love green tea.
There's a cell phone tower by the supermarket nearest my house. It's disguised as a palm tree. I forget it's there every time and every time I spot it again, I shout out loud: "That's a fake palm tree!"
>>100 you can stick your head in a microwave and get yourself a tan ;)
Are you sure you're not just being overly-enthusiastic of absentminded about it?
Also I find it odd that weed seems to make me extremely jittery and nervous, which is calmed only by demonic glitchcore that most other humans wouldn't even touch.
I find it extremely inconvenient that weed smells so much while "harder" drugs are so much easier to hide.
Why am I listening to this?
Oh, another one: "It's good to be interesting, but it's interesting to be good!"
dry skin on forhead
I'm starting to get the feeling that that god damn mad lib is never going to be finished.
I'm terrible at Touhou but I don't know why.
Let us beware of those that seek to possess our bodies and our minds.
I'm here. I have been busy away from my keyboard a lot lately, I'm sorry! I wish I could spend all of my time in the Internet or even turn myself into AI and abandon my mortal body! I'd totally keep myself on every PC and Mac ever! I'd probably even invent a visual interaction with an user, something like Kinectimals but with blackjack and hookers.wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You have a life now?! Well, I hope you're doing well and that you can be happy all the time!
I always had one.
Also, there are precisely 5 people on DQN.
I mentioned the past thread that I found my new favorite video game of all times: Turbofloorplans Pro Version 12. Given a new toy, the first thing I can think is: how can I use this for evil?
So... Ifve been designing a cult compound. It comes complete with an industrial kitchen, rows of bunk beds, communal dining, a place to keep the guard dogs that are let out at night to keep any doubters in, and of course, a relatively opulent spread for the cult leader. I also planned ahead and made sure that the refrigerators and pantries are in a vault-like storage room as I understand that one of the keys to brainwashing is controlling food...
Sounds like fun, I'd love to see some pics. If I'm bored tomorrow, I might look for it... We could upload our floorplans to MediaFire or something and work together in a new thread, if enough people get in on it....
I've started the slow download for it. Will post updates once I'm through!
Top left of left eye lid feels very dry
I wonder what the first person I'll have sex with will look like
I wonder if it'll be a bad thing when that IRC op who treats me nicely finds out I'm a dude.
Man, I wish I could have pizza. Too bad I live in the boonies.
I went to catch the bus to my exam this morning, only to find out that public transport is on strike. I seriously cannot think of a better way to lower a student's sympathies for unionized workers.
I just uploaded DQN ELECTRONICS VOL SEVEN if anyone doesn't have it already
The outside world seems so lovely until I step into it.
render, surf, examine, swear, adjust, render again
that's my whole fucking day.
*cuteness and girlness not guaranteed
Do it again, Chen!
wish DQN had a minecraft server
Archduke/Tokiko is starting to get on my nerves. I'd write a long post about what I would do to him but he seems to enjoy the attention, so.
If only I were born a computer... no tears, no sorrow, no anguish.
My life would be so much more satisfying if I were a shrine maiden. Alas, 'twas not to be.
I don't think there'd be enough people for it, sadly. You might like to try the Tohno-chan server though, it's a lovely place and I know for a fact that there are at least two Dokyuns on it (myself included).
I had a massive nosebleed today. The shape of the flow made me realize I could pull of a Hitler mustache.
I get outdated server errors ;_; Could you upload the jar you use for Minecraft?
Thanks for the op, I'm looking forward to playing with you guys. I already spend a lot of time on Tohno's imageboards and chat a bit in their IRC. You're all great people
Thanks, I'll come on after my next class is over! (one hour from now)
i got a yo yo today hehe
i wasn't very good at it when they were popular but earlier i got it out of the packet and threw a sleeper, my first one ever, and i was so happy i jumped into the air and went yesssss!
So you had a yo-yo in a sleeper and then you jumped up and down. Sounds like a good way to destroy a ceiling fan...
Yeah I was a yo-yo nerd back in the day.
I've got a yo-yo as a gift. But I don't have much time for it, just like for anything else. I spend all day long hitting f5 on a few websites.
Help me out, DQN! Google now registers domain names.
So, I was thinking about getting one, but I can't come up with a wonderful name. I really love the name of rigelseven.com but I don't think that we should make a constellation here.
I was thinking about grabbing the "TanasinnChamber.net" if I ever had some spare change again but you are MUCH more deserving of it than I am~
How about becauseitswinter.com?
Sora no Woto [BG RIP] Torrent Complete.
I have mixed feelings about having spilled tea all over my keyboard. On the one hand, my left ctrl button no longer works, which leads to me hammering ctrl + t and wondering why it isn't working; on the other hand, it washed all the dust and shit off of my keyboard so it looks a lot cleaner than it did before.
For being a content-free thread, there sure is a lot of content. I feel like I need to fix this.
BUTTS BOOBS WIENERS POOP
You should try to disassemble your keyboard and wipe that thingie inside.
I'm painfully lonely yet comfortably isolated at the same time. Being schzoid is awesome.
I'm still planning on covering that Quim Barreros song as asked a few days ago
Mornings are the worst. From the moment my alarm clock goes off until the moment I walk out the door I am nothing but a vessel of vitriol, cursing myself and the world at every turn.
The best point of the day is late afternoon, when I finally leave work. As I go home, I make plans to cook a delicious healthy dinner, to finish unfinished projects, to better my life. But when I step through the door, exhaustion and apathy kicks in. I allow myself a short rest and before I know it dinner time has long passed. I survive on snacks and precooked food.
You forgot an I. It's Quim Barreiros.
And I'm excited to see the finished results. Assuming you'll want share it with us, that is.
>>178 whoops, that was a typo, i have the video bookmarked on my desktop. It won't be a straight karaoke cover...
Having curly hair sucks. I can't style my hair like an anime character, after all these months of growing out my bangs. Might as well kill myself now seeing as my life can only go downhill from here.
Start by saving yourself. If you can show someone else that you want to change, they'll happily help you along the way.
So, I was trooling peeps of youtube, but then my comment got blocked and I had to enter a captcha. It was shictoster. Did they mean "shittoaster"? "Shitposter"?
They probably meant shitcoster, as in, a coster made of shit.
And now YT captcha is furstor.
There is a fur store near my office building.
It is sentient, it knows where I live...
Not store, but captcha. Captcha is haunting me. I don't feel safe on any website that has captcha. Captcha is driving me insane.
WHAT DOES YOSEABLE EVEN MEAN!!
I'm sorry for turning this thread into a captcha thread, but now it's exone. I JUST FINISHED READING ABOUT THE OIL INDUSTRY.
FUUUUUUUUUuucccccckkkkkkkkk youdnq arstarstars
Ahh, I haven't listened to any Penguin Cafe Orchestra in far too long.
I miss 99chan's /move/ board.
I don't pay attention to poster names, so I don't even realize when Espeon posts, but what annoys me is the fact that someone ALWAYS has to point out that Espeon posted something. If people stopped posting the name and referred to the post by the post number like everything else I think 4-ch would be better for it.
The problem with Espeon isn't that she uses a tripcode, it's that she's a shitty poster who uses a tripcode.
Espeon is the second worst internet personality after Kimble Dotcom.
I'm going to start posting on DQN with a sig.
We are ( ˃ ˂). We do not forgive. We do not forget.
This keyboard sure is gross.
We are ( ˃ ˂). We do not forgive. We do not forget.
I wish I could believe that he's just pretending to be an autistic twelve year old or something, but I know he isn't.
Horrifying, isn't it.
My penis shrinks every time he says something stupid.
Needless to say, I'm no longer a man.
I'm secure enough in my masculinity to be unmoved by the autism of others.
Hopefully they will suffer from a ruptured cerebral aneurysm. I'm working on it.
my captcha is moth. rofl moths rule
gotta do homework, but don't want to. fml
i woke up this morning wishing i was a jigglypuff, but i'm just a jiggly puff
This song is just so good.
No, I dwell in DQN for a long-long time now. You wouldn't expect a hikky to go outside, would you? But there is still hope for you!
4chan is 100%, completely, absolutely !ESpeoN/nPA-free. 30 days guarantee or your money back!
My hair is sooo cool
I want to learn more about Shintoism. It seems totally fascinating.
I know the names of most parts of a standard Shinto shrine thanks to trying to reconstruct one in Minecraft on more than one occasion.
222 GET! Synchronicities everywhere! Oh please universe, don't make me fall to the ground this time.
I wish I had LHC all for myself and some stuff to shoot at. I would even make youtube series where I punch holes with electron beams while coming up with terrible puns!
The series would end with me tied up as a target. LHC would then shoot at a ragdoll which resembles me. It would catch on fire and explode. Fade out. Credits. Cut to me dressed up like a clown with something that might be a really unusual weapon. End.
Why does Channel4 keep cutting off the "h" in "http://"?
Also if it's called Channel4, then why is the domain 4-ch.net and not Ch-4.net?
It's the users who cut off this poor letter. You might suggest that these users are hentai addicts, but you would be slightly wrong.
By the way, if you research uploda.in, you'll notice that this service provides links that are specially crafted for posting on 2ch.net with "h" already cut off.
Damn it Tokiko. If you're going to steal my image, at least use the non-watermarked version.
Time to play some more Skyrim. It's weird; while I play it, I feel a strange yearning deep within me for Nethack.
It's funny how years of dreaming about a relationship hardly prepares you for dating an actual human. I feel kinda immature.
And so scared, but excited. I really hope that we start going out, and that I become a good boyfriend. I have some insecurities I need to get over, as well as a little selfishness (which I only notice now).
I'd like to notify >>486 in the demands thread that Marbuel doesn't seem to exist; granted, any imaginable entity has some sort of existence, but Marbuel seems to be an invention of the chart creator. And the seal for Gamigin would be one I was sure would be used for Glasya-Labolas, so I wouldn't use that chart at all.
Deep breaths. The only way to learn is from experience. Years later you will probably look back at your past self and think, "What a fool I was!"
(◕ ◡ ◕) Yeah! Honestly, it's even kinda fun to know that you're so inexperienced. Lots of room for mistakes, but also growing!
Earlier today I saw a passage in a book by Nietzsche, written in the 1800s, discussing catgirls. I am not making this up.
2channel puts you through some banner advertisements when you open a link. It's also a workaround for web-sites that forbid hotlinking.
You're a wise, noble dokkyun. Teach me more of your secrets.
>>233 you may be to use a knock-off condiment! Only using genuine KIKKOMAN when recipe calls for genuine KIKKOMAN soy sauce. Please watch carefully proper demonstration video:
jesus fuck a 40 minute ninja this is why i hate the commutes in this area
Why is this kid spinning around in his chair
Oh Espy I hope I do well on my speech ;__;
So with Skyrim, what did you all choose, Stormcloaks or Empire? I don't know which I should choose. The Empire did not really have a choice in the matter. They would have all been killed if they never signed the treaty. And the Stormcloaks seem to be fighting for freedom. But I have seem Empire soldiers do some pretty horrible stuff, and one Stormcloak told me they were going to go all genocide on all Elves. Fuck that! I don't know which to choose. Can I just not make a choice for the whole game?
I bet, you did well! Anyway, you could punch that kid in the face or turn his chair over. It would certainly shake up the audience and capture its attention.
Or, you could play a true maniac and murder every living creature you meet. First you hide in the shadows, killing one thing at a time, until you are a strong enough beast to simply waltz into town, guns blazing. You can not find peace until every creature in the world has died at your hands. And only then will you know what it is to be are truly alone.
Well, I own a copy of the Dictionary of Angels by Gustav Davidson. It's quite a comprehensive dictionary and it would definitely include a line or two about Marbuel if he appeared in any respectable occult literature, and it didn't.
Though he's mentioned in the Secret Teachings of All Ages, as a "lord of the mountains."
I really like this person I've been talking to online, and they like me. However, I don't know the person's gender, and I don't know a good way to ask... "she" talks as a girl does online, but there's also a lot of "traps" online these days... Call me oldfashioned, but I like girls, yeah? Hrm.
Why does that make you sad? Loli is wonderful and heartwarming!
Fruit is evil. ;Q;
I keep causing double posts in the "solve the question above us" thread and it makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable.
I wonder if Mangosteen (?) tastes better than Carrot Juice
OH GOD I CAN'T SLEEP BUT WHAT IF I GET BAGS UNDER MY EYES AND HE WON'T LIKE THAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the trial was good
teehee i answered the door to the postman but i forgot i was still wearing my death mask from last night and he gave me a funny look
This tea is pretty mediocre.
What's the best way to dispose the body of a dead insect?
Should I bury it? Throw it in a furnace? Feed it to the pigs?
Maturity has given us thick skin and some level of acceptance of everything abnormal and offensive. And so there is an ambiguous zone that pushes against the boundaries of our surface tension. It hovers in that awkward space between subtle comments and outright insults, and we are thrown into confusion. Should we accept it? Should we be offended or expand our own worldview?
To whoever gets their pubes all over the walls and ceiling of the showers:
Please, make me your disciple.
I could probably paint with the my uncircumcised penis.
Analogue: A Hate Story hasn't lived up to Christine Love's previous games.
This thread effectively has more than 4200 posts. That's a lot.
Try it. You would not lose anything in doing so.
I am at that college I steal food from. I have to TOR my way around their (shit) security. I do not understand how the majority of these people are the same age as, or younger than, me. It is not just the foreigners, -in fact it is mostly the Americans- but I can not look at any of these people with out thinking "These people are built like fucking Nords." I can see them all in my minds eye wearing plate armour, drinking Nord Ale and singing about how they are going to kill all the Stormcloaks.
I'm Norwegian-American, but I don't have blonde hair or blue eyes at all... boring black hair and brown eyes
Why do you always post the same exact thing both in here and the SAoVQ?
Maybe the religious right needs ten billion human sacrifices in order to summon the being they actually worship.
My hands are freezing. Fucking cold!
I just pooped something horrific
"Amnesia: The Dark Descent" is too scary. I don't even WANT to put the orb together any more.
Why did she buy me all of those games
I've got my ticket. I'm ready to fly. OK, actually not. I hate flying.
I'm scared of everything.
The BASIC instruction INKEY$ rhymes with As.
> A pipette (also called a pipet, pipettor, PIPETMAN...
I'm so relieved right now, I feel like I just dodged a bullet.
Namecheap seems like a good company. Also my birthday has really snuck up on me. I really do not wish to become 21.
Hawaii. I will eat too much raw poke, giving myself mercury poisoning. With that going on, I'll look for a job worth relocating for (there won't be one), spend my days hunting rats and trying to catch a pig, and be forcibly dropped off at the airport by relatives at the very last minute (having lost my rental car). I won't be welcome back for some time due to my erratic behavior.
I'm being individualistic! Look! I am different than everybody else and am bringing attention to myself to show off my individualism!
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NAME AND TRIPCODE?!
Gimme all your pipettes and mittens or I'll make you feel slightly uncomfortable!
It's cute. And your secure tripcode is totally cool. "FEk lOVE" is something a person with coprophilia would love to have. No offence meant!
But if everyone uses a tripcode you fade into obscurity in a sea of name-ness. We have the weapons at our disposal. We just never use them.
Why can't I get back to sleep?
Only two people should be allowed to use tripcodes.
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
This thread is much too silly. Even by /dqn/ standards.
People expect too much of websites now. If a website doesn't offer some sort of Web 2.0 customisability, people will customise it themselves client-side. If 4-ch was more popular, there would be all sorts of scripts to add rounded borders and gradients and anime characters.
Oh man, what a horrible day this is.
Hmmmm to the guy in the answer questions thread asking about "must-watch" animes, I'm a few episodes into Paranoia Agent, it's really really good. I hope it doesn't turn out to disappoint, but I don't think it will.
>>313 i can't for the life of me remember what it was called, but a while back\and I think this was when the web scripting language of choice was Perl and mentioning CSS would have gotten you blank stares\there was a page that would let you mash up the content of one page with the style of another. It was only up for a short time (probably due to massive sideloading bandwidth from anyone who found it no doubt testing every page combination they could find).
>>309 Web 2.0 is bad. But even I have have been trying to learn CSS so I can revamp Channel4s look so that everything is smaller, loads faster, and fits more content/posts on the screen at a time.
Once it's loaded, it's loaded. Nothing you can do client-side will make the website load any faster. Except for blowing in your CD tray.
Every girl I get into a pseudo-relationship is never to almost-never online on any of the sites they're on.
Probably because I'm a shut-in NEET ( ˃ ˂)
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with you, Pseud0ch is perfect. I can't even use a textboard without it.
Oh, I hate feeling like this. I just hope I didn't scare away the boy by being too neurotic lately.
We should get together and kill some people.
Having sex with the corpses is okay, but try not to leave much evidence behind or I'm leaving your ass to get caught, and if you rat me out I will find and kill you and everything you love and know.
I've tried out all of the other themes, but Pseud0ch is the most ballin' style you could use on any textboard. When I first went to 6ch I repulsed by its default MWN theme.
Agreed. Buun is fine too, obviously.
I actually think these text boards do the whole `Web 1.0' bevelled border thing pretty well. Anywhere else they look too cheesy or 90s, but it works perfectly for this sort of website.
Once upon a time... there was widdle boy named david bowie... and he had a
lot of money and respect... but he didn't have one thing.... internal
honesty... he was playing the music industry for whatever sound they wanted
to hear that week.... what they wanted to hear at the time bowie was
I think it would be better for this site if the font used was Comic Sans, so that people who happen across it would think "hmm this seems like a fun, friendly place to hang out" and would be less intimidated to return
Comic Sans is not the right kind of DQN. Mona is better.
( ί -ί) I actually write and use custom CSS files to make some of the old-tastic looking sites I visit look all shiny/milky like these horseshit "Web 2.0" sites...
( ί -ί) ... but I get bored and stop halfway so there's no use uploading them anywhere. Plus it's just not classy.
> Except, you know, like I said, use a different one. Like, one you write yourself.
No, I'm not Espeon. I don't think the boy I like comes here.
( ί -ί) Though at the same time, if you are that boy, I'd be somewhat relieved.
I know one girl and zero boys, so if you're a heterosexual female there's a 100% chance it's me.
I'm a homosexual male. I guess that's disappointing to both of us; sorry.
My cat, so soft~
Mmm, black tea.
Ah, warm blankets, such a wonderful paradise~
Some days, I just feel like eating a muffin.
>>349, do you have the statistically implausible combination of yellow eyes and amblyopia?
Ooh, I have amblyopia! It's funny because while my parents were taking me to various opticians when I was a kid, I managed to conclude on my own that the sight problems I have must be related to the neural connections between my eye and my brain.
My irises are only yellow on the inside, though. Not to mention that I'm not >>349.
Because your lust for muffins suggested to me that you might possibly be Derpy Hooves.
In the banner at the top, at the part where it says "hL IhL IhL I", there are two small black lines on the far right of the frame. I wonder what they are and why they are there.
I was thinking about this thread. And the thread existed!
Oh hell. Can't be unseen. Everyone here is going to waste just a few seconds staring at that today and won't finish some important project. The cascading failure resulting will probably cause the collapse of humanity or something. GOOD JOB. YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL.
I'm already a victim of this presumably Jewish conspiracy.
I am worried about the girl who got dragged away by Christians on /personal/. I hope she is strong and they do not break her.
How could the demise of but five insignificant dokyuns doom humanity ?
There's a hidden /dqn/ board on 4-ch too. He was probably talking about those guys. (Bonus points if you can find it.)
Upon looking closely in an image editor, you can see that the spacing between the black lines is identical to the spacing between the left column of the L in L^[[[[[I that comes next. If that's not what it is then I have no idea.
shut up, don't talk about it.
there is no second /dqn/ board.
It gets like, zero posts per day anyway.
Why does an almost dead board need a "secret" board?
How is /dqn/ almost dead? It gets, what, at least thirty posts a day, I'd say.
> Hey, I came over after work today and you weren't home...
We're meeting on Friday. Remember?
Guh, I hate this game. It ate up so much of my life. And it doesn't feel like you're doing anything (even playing a game) after a few weeks straight. You're just...hitting keys in an order you memorized. And it's frustrating if you don't. There isn't even music any more. You're just hitting keys. You know the keys, hit them. No no, you can't have a new simfile pack until you get at least an A on all of these ones, me.
speaking of games, everyone go look at that skyrim thread on /games/
>>376 I tried to go to that board but I took an arrow to the knee.
I really feel bad about Skyrim. Mainly because:
I feel bad for letting that guy buy me Skyrim after I pirated it and beat it the month before.
Perhaps. Again, I can't claim to be vastly different. Nor can bored programmers who occupied their time with Maze War, or teenagers who sat in their rooms playing Jet Set Willy.
I just don't like that a whole "subculture" has sprung up around it. People have hobbies and similar interests--great. But there's just something uncomfortable about people identifying as "gamers" and coming up with their own in-jokes and memes and whatnot.
I heard that joke for a week before I got the game but all the guards in the game say "arron in the knee" and not "arrow to the knee". What is up with that?
People have crap memory, so it morphs into a more obvious form.
Play it again, sam.
Life is wonderful!
la~ la la la~~
Why do things not be self-contained units? Like in contemporary times we imagine, say, an album. That album is made up of songs. Is this a recent thing? Sometimes classical music is confusingly organized. Perhaps the apparently "simple" notion of artist - album - track is new. Maybe the terminology has just changed. Same with different media in different cultures. Is that doujinshi a sequel to the previous one? How do I know which to read next? Is this truly as confusing as I'm making it out to be? Of course every person has to make one thing, then the next. That's just logical. Or is it? I don't even know.
Not sure if this is what you mean, but...
Artists do sometimes produce nodal points which are intended to be self-contained or at least connect in non-linear ways. A number of mainstream TV shows are intended to make sense when watched in any order, for viewers that come in late in the season. In music there's Ilkae's Pistachio Island, "best heard on shuffle." In anime there's Haruhi, aired out of chronological order. In literature there's Nabokov's "Pale Fire", where the annotations make up half the book, causing the reader to flip back and forth between the poem and annotations out of order, trying to solve the mystery.
Espeon was her?
My computer has gotten fucking slow
I sleep too much
Terrible. Absolutely horrible. Why did I even bother to endure it?
Anyone played Katawa Shoujo? Here's a man who plays guitar bettter than I do, and has Rins disability.
Why can't I have gotten a >>400 GET today
The more I play this game, the more I am certain that there is a curse on my life.
Touhous 1-5 have the best music, or I find their soundtracks most pleasant.
Thanks to the kindly VIPPER who helped me fix my DQN captcha problems!
I'm using a tumblr to post original content. Am I doing this wrong?
vc: faghose. Seriously.
No, everyone else is doing it wrong.
Seriously, I would use Tumblr if 80% of the blogs weren't teenagers reposting other teenagers' reposts.
Espeon is Takeshi Kitano of DQN.
I have no idea what username to use on this place I'm about to register. Any ideas?
Whenever I type "dqn" into my Web browser I hum "dokyun dokyun dokyun-kugi" to myself to the tune of "gossun gossun gossun-kugi" from the opening of Marisa Stole the Precious Thing.
>>403 I have only played it on my winderps box. Ive downloaded the nix version but I don't know what to do with it. How do I insall it?
I just clog my thoughts with wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and post what I feel.
I'd like to register a feline domain name. I want it to be related to space exploration as well. I'm out of ideas. Please, help me.
It's just a .tar.bz2 archive with the executables inside, similar to a .zip. You can probably right-click > Extract... or something in a fancy GUI, but this is how to do it using the command line:
Artist - album has only existed for ~100 years (exact date disputed). Artist - album - track has only existed for ~50 years (8-track... unless you you were the fucking Rain Man of vinyl seeking, in which case fair enough). Both of those forms took a while to catch on.
This is so great, thank you. I wish .my registration wasn't restricted!
Why not use a symbolic link?
ln -s Katawa_Shoujo.sh /usr/local/bin/katawashoujo
You forgot to mention that Saya no Uta is an incredibly erotic game.
Thank you, but I'd prefer to avoid national domains. Registrars tend to charge a bag of gold for them. I'd like more simple like org or net.
Teenagers reblogging teenagers reblogging teenagers reblogging teenagers reblogging teenagers reblogging teenagers reblogging badly tagged content stolen from somewhere else on the web.
I had awful dreams last night. I wandered around in pitch black buildings while it rained heavily outside. I think I was in a dorm room of some kind. Near the end (before I woke up) I was wandering around in some big building in Minecraft made completely out of obsidian with some glass windows, too, but I didn't want to break any. It was dark and rainy there, too. For some reason, Sparky4 also lived in the dormitories where I wandered, and everyone else there was faceless and it was hard to understand what they said. Sparky was crazy as ever though so I just stayed away.
Waiting for this class to end. OTL
This is because you forgot me.wwwwww
Actually, did you attempt to push text around with spaces. You have to use full-width ones as well, you know! There is also a preview button.
I feel ill so I'm posting on DQN.
I'm trying to play 3D Custom Girl, but when I launch it there is only screech instead of sound. I'd rather like to hear her moans. I might need some help getting mods for this game as well. Thank you in advance!
I am new here. Can someone tell me what "DQN" means? It is a very odd word and and it confuses the bejeezus out of me (ha ha ha).
>It's Japanese for
genius,"quality poster," or ``tripcode user."
It's the sound a gun makes. pew pew pew
I posted that from my Linux Ubuntu 10.10 machine w/ FF 12. And It looked like shit.
Now I am looking at it on a Win7 machine w/ FF 3.6 and it looks fine. Albeit, in a smaller skinner font. Anybody got any idea what's up with that?
Looks fine on Slackware 13.37 in Opera, Firefox, Chrome, Chromium, and SeaMonkey...
Ditto on Win7 in Chrome. And I guess it's an issue of what fonts you've got defined for default display of various encodings.
I hear laughter is the best medicine.
Except it's not medicine and it hurts.
Happy Valentines Day.
I hate wakabamark. Only None, HTML, SEXPcode, BBCode, and Text Art should exist.
Less the days I've just slept through, less the days I suppose I was dragged out of bed or lifted out, I figure I have succeeded in getting out of bed close to 9,800 times. Today was the exception, though. I must have been lying down in such a way that my leg fell asleep. When I went to stand up, I put all my weight on it and that leg didn't much notice or care and I fell flat on my ass.
I think I'm fired. I really really hope I can't be fired.
I didn't sleep last night.
I have a headache today.
I slept for sixteen hours today. I was planning to sleep for only nine, but for some reason my alarm didn't wake me up. Stupid alarm.
Well, it's not like we've got anything important to do. (L₯Φ₯`)
I don't get you guys moaning about tumblr being full of dumb teenagers... that's only true if you follow dumb teenagers?
[i often repost dqn posts haha]
>>470 Holy shit. Fuck off. Really. You people are literally the bane of our culture. Kill yourself.
And you're acting like you're from you-know-where. Simmer down, mister!
I think I have a bread addiction.
washed down beer with antidepressants
turned the mitten on himself
Going to throw up~~
Borderlands is really fun. I love my sniper rifle that can set enemies on fire.
I should download me some Gerry Mulligan.
Tablecat BBS is better than Shiichan.
fucking transistors! how do they work!?
Dreamt I went to Japan to work for a dental manufacturing conglomerate for two years. Don't speak Japanese. Made more Chinese friends as I speak the language. Ate mapo dofu, met Jouji Nakata, practiced judo, visited Jigoro Kano's dojo.
Tablecat is ten times better than Shii.
This song is quite nice
You need a privileged account to see this image.
I have a PEZ dispenser!
A Korean tried to eat my dog! I'm never letting Koreans get near my pets ever again!
It's 12 (midday) and this is the earliest I've been awake in ages.
Being a NEET sucks sometimes.
I'm trying to figure out how to work an "a dingo ate my baby" joke into this.
4chan is dead to me now.
(I think I've been saying this about six times a year since 2005)
Noo. Nooo. Oh what the hell!? For the love of Pete, this is a... a... you know what, I don't give a damn. I don't visit 4chan any more, most people here don't as well. So I'm not really shocked nor appaled. And besides, it's not worse than /soc/, I think, I don't know. Who gives a shit! Don't go there, stay here, everybody wins.
Fuck, I couldn't sleep last night. I'll just go to my morning classes and sleep the rest of the day off.
This thread is half over.
He is gThat guy who gets butthurt anytime DQN stuff gets posted anywhere else.h
He is the brother of gThat guy who posts disgusting fetish posts as if the rest of us care.h
So, a few guys came onto my ex. Two of them began playing an MMO for her and the other had already graduated to macking on her out-of-game.
But I got in there. And I won her back.
Really now? Pages of discussion on 4chan and then ridiculous passive aggressive comments towards fellow dokyuns? Enough I say! Enough!
The topic of conversation is henceforth changed to:
THE WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS
I'm no expert when it comes to clouds, but I was opening my curtains for my monthly fresh air when I happened to notice a cloud that looked exactly like my bitch-whore of a mother. The resemblance was uncanny!
What could this mean, dokyuns?
You need therapy, or possibly ritalin.
Me, I call them quotes. Straight quotes arenft real quotes, dammit!
«I'm going to use double angled quotes like a russky,» said !ESpeoN/nPA
Thank you, Kikkoman!
I awoke at ~1PM, looked outside and saw it was beautiful blue skies, with some nice fluffy clouds and so on. I considered going for a walk, then decided not to.
Half an hour later, I went downstairs to make myself a sandwich and looked outside the window to find that it was snowing. I mean seriously snowing, and, by the looks of it, quite windy as well.
It's pitch black outside. I wonder how the clouds are.
The sky is all gray. is that a kind of cloud formation?
If it's fluffy then it's a stratocumulus.
If the cloud reaches the ground (fog or mist) it's a stratus.
If it doesn't, it's either stratus or altostratus.
Sunny but really cold.
Hello there! Seen any interesting
WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS recently?
Anyways, >>518, please listen to me. Even though it's not really related to WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS. I went to the sky a while ago; you know, that big thing up there? Well anyways there were an insane number of WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS there, and I couldn't form. Oh, the stupidity. Those WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS. 4 cumulonimbi, all out for some WEATHER AND/OR CLOUD FORMATIONS, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna raise temperatures near the tropopause." God, I can't bear to watch.
> deep moist convection
that's kind of sexy. I want to try saying it...
Why do you know so much about clouds? Are you a zesty weatherman perchance? It'd be great if you were. I can just imagine you, wearing your striped suit and cracking jokes with the news anchors. Man, I hope it's true.
It's because I read the Cloudspotter's Guide (http://cloudappreciationsociety.org/cloudspotters-guide/), to which I give the Official ( ˃ ˂) Seal of Approval. One warning, though: it's practically impossible to predict the weather by more than an hour. Most often, not even that.
It's bright and sunny outside. All this talk of clouds is making me crave a storm.
sorry dawg, complaining about sage is something people do on that other site you're thinking of. it's cool here and is not, by any means, used to "make a thread go away". not every post is worth bumping for, particularly if you have a good troll post but know you're trolling.
Imagine: Naturally Space-dwelling alien species
I honestly do not know what it is some people have against sage. They get so defensive every time someone uses it.
It's because they're stupid faggots that don't understand shit and swallow the shit that gets fed to them on 4chan. They need to die.
Hey, buddy, my grandfather died of a sage infection because of the Coolidge Embargo.
Some of my best friends are sages.
I'm not sageist, but...
I know how you think you are pronouncing it, and that is not how it is pronounced.
Sometimes I wonder if my one friend is just a shorter version of me with black hair and a talent for mechanics rather than programming.
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to have friends.
Lum is a beautiful alien.
Friendship is magic.
ANKH ANKH EN MITAK!
YEWK ER HEH EN HEH!
AHA EN HEH!
Life isn't so bad anymore.
C++11 looks beautiful. I should try to use it.
It is late. I should go to sleep. But I am up tryring not to think about how I know I am fired from my job that I like..
Same here, but I am up trying not to think about how tomorrow I must go to my job that I don't like...
Oh hey, me too. I'm pretty sure the "we never call you in, which means fuck off" is in effect.
Oh god. I have no idea where this is going. I want him to trust me and come to me for comfort, but I might be making things even harder for him.
But all I can do now is be patient.
So apparently the littlewhitebutterflies scanlation group was taken down by Turkish hackers. Why?
>>551 a lot of those type of hackers just push a few things aside and enjoy their few moments of free advertising/notoriety, expecting the legit owner to update their insecure scripts sooner or later.
Nnonononono they wont pick up when I call ahhhhh nono I cant be fired I cant I want to go to college I cant go without money no no no please no.
Ain't been no postin' goin' on in here fer a minute
wub wub wub wubwubwubwub
Dubstep farts today.
I really like it when people re-post my AA.
I've probably done everything I could. Still feels kinda bad, though.
Well, time to stop screwing up the rest of my life.
Remember when /dqn/ was for Elitist Superstructure business and /general/ was for chat threads? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I am done being a neet. That is why I wish to work for money so I may travel the world. But helloo~ economic depression.
And yes, it appears that I am fired. And I have a last 68 USD paycheck to pick up. Which means I have to face the awkwardness of having to go back and say hi to the people who are firing me while pretending not to fire me.
You should apply for unemployment benefits in the meantime.
I should take it easy
These oatmeal and raisin cookies are delicious.
Reading this thread makes me think about writing a "When You're a NEET" parody song, but I am not sure how it would be received here. Also, effort. Meh.
Oh god it won't stop
Guys! Guys! Did you know that Tribes: Ascend went open beta?
Everyone can play it now. We could make a DQN clan (without ever sharing our nicknames, of course!) and fool around and skii a lot and reach many SANICS in speed!
Wait, how can we make a clan if we don't share nicknames?!
Mine is Tokiko, let's be friends (‘◕‿‿◕‘)
We could share our experience in being fast!
I'm AlbertPorkins though. Glad to meet you (‘◕‿‿◕‘)
I recently came across a certain nondescript textboard and noticed a post which seemed oddly familiar. It turned out to be a post I had made half a year ago on DQN. I was pleasantly surprised. Here's the very post, in case you were wondering:
Yes indeed, many strings of "w"s were had by all involved.
I want to have an omelette, but cooking is way too much work
Ever since you linked that, no perl scripts load on CS. What did you do?
You should probably count your alternate identities as multiple people. It's only fair.
beep boop i am a robot, bleep boop
We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, for they ain't no whales so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.
That wonderful feeling when you finish a lunatic difficulty Touhou run and your hands twitch slightly for the next five minutes.
I miss Bun
So I'm observing him in a natural habitat of sorts. So much cognitive dissonance.
v |b @u
I wonder if someone does craft vaginas somewhere. Like that woman who made those plaster models of people's penises.
It goes down for small periods of time every now and again.
I always have a miniature internal panic when it happens.
I wonder what this thread's 600th post will say.
I failed at being a mahou shoujo.
I wonder how much the introduction of the Dwarven Justice system in the United States would manage to lower the crime rate.
I can't get unemplayoment bcause it was a minimum wage job that was also part time!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I like how my girlfriend tells me she has nothing to hide. Then I read her Facebook messages because she accidentally left her session up on my computer and see that she lied to me about quite a few things.
She doesn't like when I smoke. I think I'll smoke more now than I ever have.
While I was browsing DQN my soup boiled over. A lot. It took ten minutes, half a roll of paper towels and a lot of sponging to get all of it.
There wasn't much soup left in the pot but it's pretty tasty anyway.
Eh. I'm not the type of person to lie under any circumstances. I'm highly critical of others because of it.
I think I'm going to wait until the DQN novel thread is finished and then I'll read it from top-to-bottom.
Hey guys what does miso soup taste like? I have box of the stuff make it with but I am afraid to try it?
Creamy carrot and chicken stew. Although I didn't use real cream, I just decided to mix in milk and flour halfway through, which is part of the reason it boiled over - adding the milk made it fill the pot too much.
That sounds delicious. By any chance do you live in Europe, have a lot of money, and want a NEET housema(id/te) to cook for?
Surely "NEET housemaid" is an oxymoron? I'd love to have one nonetheless.
Maybe (she?) meant to say hikikomori housemaid. A lot of people seem to have problems telling the difference between otaku, NEET, hikikomori, shut-in, autist, etc etc... they're all labels used to describe undesirables, in any case.
Misanthropy is understandable.
What if I'm all of those thing? Does that make me even more undesirable than the rest?
How to I tether my cell phone via its bluetooth for its data connection in Linux?
No, no, maybe. I often don't have the motivation or energy to cook alone, I get more motivated when cooking for somebody else. But I'd kick you out as soon as my girlfriend gets back in April.
I'm stuck. I don't know what to post on /dqn/. Help me out.
Oh god, I'm kind of stuck like this. Everything seemed to be going just as I wished it would go, and now it feels like there's no way out of this situation.
I can stay in this limbo, attempting to hold myself together until things resolve themselves... but it could be exciting to try to punch my way out of this house of mirrors.
Watch me post again. Suddenly, I don't feel as lonely! I think I'll write myself a letter next time.
Over the past week, to kill the time and ignore my problems, I have marathon-watched all the episodes of Family Guy from season 1 to season 6. I feel compelled to write a mini-review somewhere while my thoughts are still fresh.
>>634 has just demonstrated at some length why I gave up on television more than a decade ago. I have not had a television set since 1999. For me, at least, it is not sufficiently entertaining or enlightening to justify the cable bill. At some point one feels compelled to say "this is stupid and I am wasting my time" and reach for the "off" switch.
Anime is complex with well-developed characters. Only subbed anime, though.
Giving up TV is the best thing I have ever done. Of course I still like one or two shows, but I can just download those.
You can't spell "sleep deprivation" without D-E-R-P.
I noticed that at some point in the past, the episode of Sazae-san and the day of Eternal September matched. Every Sunday Sazae-san airs 3 mini episodes, and the next one (episodes 6441 to 6443) will be in 4 days:
6760 - x = 6441 - (3/7)x
319 = (4/7)x
Comic Sans is the bane of my existance. Actually, no, it isn't; I just really don't like seeing it.
>>643 Hehe yesterday I wrote a complaint to my local councillor because the newsletter about local goings on and what he's been doing about people's issues was in Comic Sans. "How can I have confidence in someone who thinks this is an acceptable font to use in this context? If you want to appear informal and approachable, there are more professional ways of going about it"
I just had a shower, and did a shoulder stand under the shower head and put my girlfriend's dildo up my butt and jizzed on my face and in my mouth
Breakin' boundaries every day!
I now have over 300 images of my ``waifu" saved to my computer--317, to be precise. For an unnamed character, she sure has a lot of great fanart made!
The science behind why everyone hates comic sans:
I find the hypocrisy of many of the commenters on that post hilarious. "Man," the Comic Sans Defence League cry, "don't you have anything better to do with your time than to pick on a cute innocent font like the utter killjoy you graphic design geeks are?"
It baffles me that they never reflect on what that says about what these commenters are spending their time on. Who is the worse fool, the fool who posts a worthless text or the fool who reads and comments on it?
A gentle, wistful sadness, evoked by the slow passing of things...
( ί -ί)
I spend a year and a half lovingly getting that project off its feet, and now that I've quit I'm yesterdays trash. Jesus Christ, when did hobbies turn into bloodsport?
I never know how to say things. I always come off as obnoxious or pretentious when I really don't mean to. So then I try to avoid that and I come off as pathetic and self-loathing with all my "I-It's okay if you don't want to..."-style qualifying.
I wish I could just type and talk confidently in a friendly manner.
Tomorrow, I'll definitely get there tomorrow...
It reminds me of the age-old offensive adage: "Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."
I know you're a great person. You don't need to feel bad about anything. Also, suffixing self-defeating retractions like that isn't necessary at all. Most of the time it ends up turning people off to your ideas, as it makes you appear weak and unsure.
Turns out that "sapient" is an anagram of "panties".
a dqn wants me dead. what the hell. i always saw you guys as family ;_;
OK. enough crying for now .
Don't worry. It's a dokyun. He might try to kill you with a razor, but he'll forget to plug it in.
Hacked someones phone via bluetooth.
Got free porn. Don't give a fuck.
This is a mean thing to do whenever you invaded that person's privacy or just used up some mobile traffic.
That is a mean thing to say, whether you disliked that person's post or just hate them in general.
I should make words out of the following letter sequences:
English: 'etaoin shrdlu'
French: 'esait nrulo'
We expect you to commit suicide by the next week. Don't disappoint us.
You are not welcome here. As long as you continue to be so obnoxious and intolerable, you never will be. Please leave.
"Immersive" is totally a word.
I don't know whether it's one person that's being a nasty jerk or two.
SQUEEKS DO SOMETHING
That's a horrible thought. I can't believe our friendly neighborhood poo-headed man-cat, so jolly and cheerful, would be so malevolent.
I can never have a neko android. Such a thing won't be available within my lifetime. Even if it is, I won't be able to afford it.
I asked about a culprit because mean things happen everywhere! It might be just a curse or even a murder! There is always a villain.w
They probably shed everywhere. With nasty synthetic fibres.
How much shit would a shih tzu shove if a shih tzu chould shove shit?
Why did you think that I'm Tokiko?
I'm fairly certain that I'm not Tokiko.
Are you friends with him? Are you from /jp/ too? Get back there.
The hate is too abundant. || How can I spread love?
Love is a feeling, is the feeling, is any feeling, which involves you and a person, the person or any person. The least risk is involved when you wait for the other person to make the first move, but then it might never happen at all. You can invalidate the opinions of people who don't love you, because you are actually a wonderful person; thus, there is no risk involved in having a go at achieving love.
This sort of meta-drama and attention is what Tokiko wants. Go lurk /jp/ for a few days and you will see is the kind of person to make ridiculous off-topic posts just for the heck of it. "Hey /jp/, why don't we put sage in the name field? It would be great! Also I know who 0037 is and I read shii's wiki so I know what I am talking about!" He knows he is antagonizing people and he tries to justify it with the usual, "Oh but I'm just trying to have an on-topic conversation and you're all attacking me..." defense. Even Jkid didn't try this hard to make an e-persona for himself.
Drama aside, this heat is killing
Thumbs up if you came here from /jp/ #4chan #thumbs ^.^
Regular dokyuns are usually aware of w, wakabamark capabilities and other textboard shenanigans. At least you know how to make your text green, right?ww
Keep using your cute gimmicks. I'm sure you don't mind being a pathetic, most-hated user, so long as people pay attention to you.
I wouldn't say i hate either of them, i just want them to go away, but my disdain grows with every post they make.
I don't think i'd really be aware of "tokiko" if no one mentioned him but espeon is very very annoying.
I find Espeon sort of cute. He seems quite sincere and at least makes topical posts. If people didn't kick up a fuss about him I wouldn't mind him being here at all.
Tokiko is the real problem. He is very obnoxious. Whereas Espeon is probably a nerd in his twenties or thirties and knows the ropes of the Internet, Tokiko sounds like a teenager who read a Usenet FAQ and decided he was an expert in Internet culture. Now whenever he role plays his little romance with Espeon, it creates problems for everybody and turns Espeon into a bad poster. I don't really blame Espeon for this; it's human nature to reciprocate when someone is nice and gives you attention.
Perhaps it was the caps lock which did it, perhaps it was the bold text - whatever it was, I agree with you. I'm hereby ignoring any posts by Tokiko or Espeon. Hopefully we can put this entire unpleasantness behind us.
Drama? Who cares? Because now it's time for some pre-season baseball!!!!!!!~!!!!&$^^%@$&!!!! Oh thank Jesus, gods, and the extra-terrestrial lizards that control Indonesian banking!
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIX DAYS OF HELL COMES TO AN END RIGHT NOW.
I'm sorry, Espeon? Is he a White Sox prospect?
Some type of bug has bitten the everloving fuck out of me. The entire right side of my body has become one large itch.
Will you help me scratch, DQN?
I am very awkward and scared of touching people. Plus I'm an outright jerk, so could we compromise and I scratch the whole left side of your body? That way I feel like you're not just using me for my nails.
People said I look like Brad Pitt. Except I'm shorter, chubby, bald, have a neck beard, bigger nose, beady eyes, no left ear, scar on my neck and buggers hanging from my nose. Will you still do it?
Hold it right here! Please, post in an appropriate thread! There is a specially crafted thread full of hatred and love to me!
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your lovely chat.
712 is a really nice number. It's a kind of silvery greenish blue colour with white streaks.
I think someone here is attracted to post numbers...
It's a real tragedy that such a quality thread as
>Tokiko still hasn't been banned
Okay, I've subjected myself to an entire episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I still don't get what all the fuss is about. I mean, yes, I suppose it is watchable by kiddie entertainment standards, and some of the less obvious punchlines managed to raise the corners of my mouth by a microangstrom or two, but what's with the hype?
Typical insecure, probably overweight 30-something trying to bring the topic back around to himself.
You have synaesthesia too?! Oh man! What color is 663? Or 3,054?? They're pink/reddish and blue/white for me!!
I like to watch Precure. Isn't that the anime equivalent to MLP? It's aimed at little girls and it's about friendship and happiness and whatnot, so...
Anyone remember a game called Obliterator? NOT the sidescroller that was called that, but the top down 360-degree space shooter with the little red ship and weird enemies like "Fartazoid" and "Pekker"?
You know that thing parents do where they walk into your room when you're watching a movie with the lights off and berate you for ruining your eyes? Why don't they ever complain about the lights being turned off in cinemas?
I have two friends that are bronies. I really don't get it.
I mean, in a way, I kind of wish I was a brony. The fanbase seems really active and involving.
tokiko and espeon are working together to destroy dqn from the inside out
.333 ain't bad!
A lot of fandoms have their hangers-on. Some people are not truly dedicated, but continue to hang out there merely because it doesn't shun them. Take anime, for instance...
Random fact: The Japanese word for hangers-on literally translates as "goldfish poop". My inner five-year-old will never cease to find this absolutely hilarious.
Why does that guy keeps thinking that I'm here to destroy DQN?
Is this some kind of mental illness? He doesn't seem to able to get over it.
Klingons on the starboard bow...
touch my pingas
I just sprung a spring.
kanji for "woman" =
kanji for "noisy" =
A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I see what you did there, Japan.
>>737 i thought the second one was kanji for "rape", but i only saw that in a shintaro kago thing
In Finnish, a computer is called a "number witch".
Looks like a lesbian three-way to me.
(this is a fun game)
According to WWWJDIC:
wicked; mischief; seduce; rape; noisy
I hate it when I find a mistake in my post because I didn't bother to proofread it.
663 is brown, fading to red towards the edges. 3054 is... messy, I can't see it very clearly, but it involves yellow and blue.
Casa de Hellhole
Why is my nroamlly speefdy internete so LWQOOO!?!!?!? aoiwj eo hfuckc aI aw v e ahd to mucf shouchuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueawhgg
The time for biscuits has come at last.
The Icelandic word for computer means "number prophet"
The wind is blowing so hard the house is shaking. Normally the forest shields us from high winds. So I can guess its even worse in town if we are getting hit this hard.
All my life I've been a technology bottom feeder. I've spent my slimy jawless existence many fathoms below the bleeding edge picking through the carcasses of other people's bad decisions. Usually what you find down here is long-dead, rotten in many ways. Lately though, something has changed. From cliffs high above the oceans are rife with fresh meat! Lemmings falling to their death!
The world requires pictures of this iPaw.
Well, I finished watching the remaining seasons of Family Guy. My conclusion is that the series has descended from a platform for edgy hit-or-miss jokes into just another mediocre cartoon.
As with earlier seasons, Family Guy has potential but almost invariably falls short. Take, for example, "Brian & Stewie", the climactic 150th episode. It's essentially a one act play of Seth MacFarlane talking to himself for an hour. It was a brave step into philosophical territory, and I wanted to like it. I hoped it would finally redeem the series. But in the end, Seth MacFarlane is no Samuel Beckett, and the episode fell short of the insight I longed for, in favor of TV-flavored pseudo-depth.
Oh, and I almost forgot. I give Family Guy seasons 7-9 four out of ten bu-ns. I don't think I'm going to bother watching season 10.
Good god, you poor man! I have to admire your commitment and dedication in seeing it through this far, but why you would do such a thing to yourself is beyond me.
FUCK YES TRUMPET SOLO
I originally started as a way to just kill time, but once I had started I felt like I had a duty to see it through.
It's so much nicer being cold and heartless instead of feeling like it's a duty to pretend you love someone.
So I was in my bathroom, peeing, when this doujin idea sprung into mind.
So, a loli and a shota switch bodies, like in that movie who's title I forget, and then the loli (inside the shota's body) needs to pee. Naturally, she doesn't know what to do, being in a boy's body, so she asks the shota to help. Long story short, she starts to get into it, gets an erection, and the boy decides to help her and they end up having sex while their bodies are swapped.
Life is okay.
Let's do it.
I'd never make it as a real hikkikomori.
I'm still getting into anime really, I've only seen a few. Toradora is really cute.
I never really "got" Toradora, but perhaps it's because I only watched a few episodes.
Should I watch them all?
Someone on /jp/ (assumedly you) keeps linking to this post.
Knock it off.
Good afternoon, chaps!
DQN sucks. I'm leaving after this post.
So maybe my hindsight has cataracts or something but this metatrolling and dramamongering seems a bit new. Fangled. Newfangled. But it's okay, everything is.
(,,ίDί) cock a doodle doooo
I lost a lot of valuable sleep editing the contents of my mp3 player for an upcoming trip. Because there was so much effort involved, chances are I won't listen to it once!
Bring me home, Captain Jack.
In my mind, rei is always holding the lance,
"I couldn't even hurt a spider", she said to me. Then she muttered "then again, spiders never wronged me...".
I can't feel the left side of my mouth! Damn dentist!
I can't feel the left side of your mouth either! WTF?
Gods, I wish Cinematic Titanic offered a non-live version of War of the Insects. There are not a lot of things that get on my nerves more than studio audience laughter.
This little wooden fan thingy is the best £1 I ever spent.
I found that word I was looking for. It was libation.
Libation is a nice word. I'll have to find some excuse to use it.
I always used the word when I tipped out a 40 for dead homies.
So, basically, I've used it once; on the tenth anniversary of Eazy-E's death.
What's important in life? What's important to me? Do I want to live a happy or a meaningful life? I guess that it's just a matter of preference, but my rationalisations have made it impossible to pinpoint my exact desires. I guess that being able to percieve from different perspectives is a blessing and a curse; I have lost my sense of self. This freedom used to be something I longed for, but now it just leaves me directionless, floating. A human being isn't capable to create something out of nothing; our lives revolve around our environment and how we react upon it.
I should go back to reading my book.
Why not "live a happy life" or "help others live happy lives?" Those two goals are enough for me.
Not him, but I've been reading Kierkegaard lately. It's kind of boring. I'm not sure whether it's because I'm not used to the writing style or if he's just a boring dude.
>>804 Not him either but I'm reading On The Road. I used to read almost a book a night when I was younger but since I started living on the internet I only read a couple a pages at a time when I go to poop. It's a shame because the pile of books I want to get around to gets bigger all the time.
I am him, and I'm reading Cloud Atlas. I'm only a few chapters in, but I love the writing style(s) and the way it casually swaps the narrative entirely every so often. I can tell I'm going to enjoy the rest of this book.
I actually fin DSL to be a useful distro.
I need cake.
This music is far too dramatic for simply lounging around in my underwear.
Clearly, >>813, you must go out and do something heroic. But put some clothes on first.
I haven't played with legos in like, +10 years now. I miss my childhood.
I'm sitting in a library now. It is full of fat, depressing people who are looking at their email. There's a student to the left of me who fell asleep on top of her books. I'm trying to write something for work, but I can't think of anything else to write about. I also don't want to go home, because it's even more depressing.
I'll never understand people who go to the library to check their email. Sometimes they just click around it like something is going to change. It's always some weird email service with advertisements.
Libraries should be pleasant places.
That tranquil atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can completely ignore each other indefinitely,
the read-books-in-silence mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children are welcome too, I suppose.
I use Word to write my emails then send them as attachments.
Never eating mushrooms with ramen again.
BECAUSE OF HOW POOR I AM I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GO TO COLLEGE!!!!!!
Communism really ought to work.
Congratulations! What course are you thinking of taking?
Lying about your income on applications is one of the best real-life lessons college will provide. It may also be the only one...
Do you have to exaggerate it in order to get accepted as a potential benefactor?
Do you have to belittle it so that college won't try to rip you off?
Love is pain.
>>833 Oh, my name is Andrew, creepy. Why did you think that other guys name is Andrew?
not me... I barely ever use a name, and will refrain from using one here again.
>>827 I really don't know. All I really want to do with my life is travel. I could do CS easy but I dont want my hobbie to become my job. Investigative Journalism or teaching English does interest me. What do you think I should do?
DQN: where it's always 1993 and everyone is named Andrew.
Can't make up your mind? Combine the best of both worlds: INVESTIGATIVE ENGLISH.
DQN DQN LOL!
DQN DQN LOL!
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DQN DQN LOL!
>>839 CS pays better, sorry to say.
There are still ways you can include travel with it; you may wish to consider discussing it with your college/university's (no doubt underused) career counseling services.
What are you talking about? That's a great choice. Even if it's not a real choice...
So why can't we outsource newspapers? Indians speak better English than Americans. Have them assemble local papers the way it's done here at a fraction of the price. All they have to do is copy and paste in stories from the AP wires and write obituaries from info submitted by an e-mail form. This might be a good project for CS, business, and journalism all in one...
See, that's investigative English right there! It's a real thing!
Follow your heart. Also, it doesn't hurt to take classes in multiple fields to get a feel for what you really want to do.
The fun thing about computer science is that you really can do it anywhere. Travel the world with your ThinkPad and code things. You don't have to physically be with someone to commit to their repository. Plus even if you work in meatspace, you are likely to find work in the following exciting places:
This thread was created 65 days ago and has 850 posts already. This means we must be averaging 13 posts per day... surely that can't be right?
>>849 I know you're right, now. But it will change in the future. Because of telecommuting. And I only get one chance to choose my BA. I'm really scared about the whole deal. I don't know what to do, what will allow me to be happy and fulfilled. And I only get one chance. I'm scared.
I just had an auditory hallucination of a girl saying "It could just get through the rocks, right?"
>>854 I get things like that often, insignificant contextless statements, so insignificant that I can't think of any examples right now (I'm drunk though). I always feel like using them as song lyrics but I forget them.
I love chemistry
Hahaah! 525,000th view exactly!
I'm dependent on tobacco and caffeine. Better than weed, I suppose, although I do miss being stoned.
Ah, the sounds of a pallette knife...
I wish I had money so I could buy alcohol.
To >>57 in the question thread: no, that doesn't count. Pomegranate juice is notorious for being unappetizing, but pomegranates themselves are rather tasty and refreshing, even though a little hard to eat.
I'm in the mood for tentacles.
Riding bikes and chiptune music goes very well together.
On song where the lyrics are inane or mundane things ever actually sounds rather interesting.
I like corm.
I saw that on one of the Tohno-chan banners. What's it from? Also, why the tripcode?
It's from an anime screencap. There's this loli eating corn, and then she says: "I like corm". Well, she doesn't really say that, she says corn, obviously, it's the translator's fault for making such a silly, yet hilarious mistake.
the anime is called aishiteruze baby.
she mispronounces the japanese word for "corn" because she's very young. in that particular scene, it is up to her cousin-subbing-for-a-parent to correct that pronunciation lest she goes through life forever mispronouncing the name of one of her favorite foods.
Oh fuck, I had no idea! I thought it was a typo by the fansubber.
I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize how awesome Frank Zappa is.
Eeeehh! Really? Easy mode? You're not allowed to play easy mode unless you're an elementary school kid, right?
I'm supposed to be taking an accuplacer now.
It's that point in the semester when you start playing the numbers game with your grades.
Happy 6777th of September, everyone!
I wish I didn't take these things so seriously.
Write something on DQN.
Write something on DQN.
This isn't the captcha thread.
This isn't the captcha therad.
Zappa is, indeed, awesome. Quick, get into Yes, The Coup, Jan Zelenka and/or Leonard Cohen (depending on your taste in music) before it is too late!
The rate at which the view counter increases is scary. We must have a lot of lurkers.
Ka-52 is cute and cool at the same time! Just like Rainbow Dash!
I wish I had one.
woah /dqn/ just changed to a stylesheet i haven't seen for months, thought i'd broken it
wooow stylesheets are working again but it still defaults to blank plaintext when i refresh
Paper cranes and bunnies.
The CD-ROM of Rollercoaster Tycoon's re-release looks really nice when I slide it in my laptop.
I used to troll people by claiming there was an OpenRCT akin to OpenTTD.
...why isn't there?
I wonder what this thread's 999th post will say.
Sometimes when people mention religion, they have to add "... not that God is real" at the end. I think this just makes their words weaker, as if what they had to say was less important than being someone who didn't believe in God.
Too much fruit.
This thread is almost over.
Lots of people thinking in URLs today.
Turns out that shift + insert does the same as ctrl + v. Who'd have guessed.
5 grams of 'shrooms is 5 grams of 'shrooms, and not a bit less! God, what the hell happened?
My captcha is mir, which reminds me that I used to think that space station would be in orbit forever when I was a kid. That would have been so cool.
I wonder what the 1000 get will be? Yo, Andrew, what d'you think?
Anime conventions are awesome. Why, just yesterday at 1:00AM I was making out with a cute emo boy who initially accosted me to express his homosexual appreciation of my appearance, having no idea at the time that I would proceed to take his number and send seductive text messages all day until we could be sufficiently alone.
But headaches have no suitable orifice that I am aware of!
Just shoved a banana up my butt. Owwie~
This morning I had the idea of making a DQN Short Novel audiobook, similar to the DQN song recordings. Would anyone else be interested in recording a chapter or two?
Also, while writing this I realised that DQN Short Novel Audiobook Project spells out DQN SNAP.
I'd love to! I have a decent microphone, so the quality should be good.
Great idea! We could even turn it in a picture drama afterwards.
Sherlock is a fun show.
Agreed. My favourite aspect is the moving typography all over the place
Yes! I love that sort of thing, and Sherlock does it just right. It's a nice example of how modern CGI wizardry can be used tastefully to enhance a show rather than take over it.
You are all wonderful people and I love you (platonically). Why can't all of the internet be like this?
>>921-924 I'm rather excited for the end of the short novel thread now!
I'm in Cebu for a week. I wonder what I should do besides go to the beach.
If only, if only...
Presentations are so intimidating...
Today, I used a UV spectrometer for the first time ever. It was disappointingly simple.
Is it just me being too busy to punch F5 often or is DQN full of /jp/ refugees who spam a lot?
>Spam a lot
This remind me of the time a guy signed up on a forum I was on under the user name "Sir Rapes-a-lot". The moderators altered it to "Sir Hugs-a-lot" which caused him to post a rage thread and leave.
I love you, DQN! In platonic and not so platonic ways.
"On the second thought, let's not go to DQN. It is a silly place."
Apparently there is a thing as too much coffee. Please excuse me while I throw up my guts for an hour.
Out of "myon", "unyu" and "mukyu", I still can't decide which sounds silliest.
my name is Don "Fucking" Mukyu and this is my story
A very nice friend of mine took me on a trip to Portland, ME for a day. A city that I love but never get to visit more than once a year.
It was so much fun. I never get to go to cities. I loved seeing the huge buildings and ships which dwarfed in size the humans that built them. And me. It's an old city where the majority of buildings are still brick and mortar and feature artistic architecture. What few new buildings I saw were usually governmental and had a drab square look to them. I took so many pictures on my shitty camera phone. Something I noticed is that people in cities actually know how the fuck to dress themselves and do no seem to be ignorant of personal hygiene. Everyone seemed to dress in one of three ways: Formally, artistic, or fashionable. It was quite a difference from the norm I am used to where everything is either men with blue jeans and carheart jackets and missing teeth or women to forget to change out of their sleepwear to greet the day. I really wish to move to Portland.
I want to understand him. I really hope that would help me be less hurt ;__;
This god damn shift button.
>>943 how much did you have?
I can go five or even six cups in a day, but that's spread out throughout a whole day, and my tolerance is high.
I can never tell if my headphones are slightly louder in one ear. Perhaps it's something to do with my computer or sound card or my ears themselves, or maybe it's just the way my music and videos are mixed.
I think I am going mad.
Admittedly, it wasn't so much the coffee itself as when it was combined with earlier energy drinks, a couple shots of espresso, copious amounts of tobacco and mild hunger pains.
Someday I'll find it,
the /jp/ connection
I bet you're Scandinavian! You Scandinavians consume more coffee than the rest of the world.
I must admit that fika is a great invention.
I have the sudden urge to lick a piano.
>>954 if you really need to know, get your hearing checked by a professional. orrrrr just mix test sounds yourself and do ABX testing; that's cheaper.
but the most likely things are that:
Or it could just be that the headphones are damaged. I find that after a while mine get pulled on enough that the sound on one side starts to falter and then dies and I have to replace them.
I just killed a coqui frog in the bathroom. How the hell did it get in there?
Just put your headphones the other way and listen to them again, >>954.
In case of >>960's problem, I would suggest headphones like Sennheiser HD280. They have a replacable telephone cord-like cable which goes only in one earcup. Their closed-back circumaural design provides a relatively good isolation from other sounds. And they aren't too pricey these days.
But how much does a replacement cord cost, compared to a new set of headphones?
I'm INTERESTED in your IDEAS and want to SUBSCRIBE to your NEWSLETTER
Today is a day for celebration. I shall prepare a pot of my fanciest tea.
A long time. All I had was a normal sized pen, no markers. Took long time.
I bet its price would be around a half of a set. However, I never broke one due in about three years to its coiled single-sided design.
A cable will stay as short as possible without causing discomfort. It won't get bend in terrible ways due to its form and thickness.
I want to create an IDEAS newsletter.They shouldn't be boring, though; just fresh ideas. It would force me to write down mine.
I, Pierre le Pervers, will not allow any slurs against the noble French people here.
>>970 if anyone could fail to kill off their nobility several times, it's the French alright.
But, hey, they forced the nobles to forget how to pronounce "r" properly, which is kinda more hilarious than blandly murdering them.
wasp wasp wasp Wasp WAsp WASp WASP WASP WASP WASP IN MY ROOM GET OUT
I hate getting sick at the start of summer.
I'm sexually frustrated.
I found a dead bee on my windowsill today.
At first it scared me, but then I found it sad for some reason.
Paper books are deprecated.
Rude! People can get so rude when hiding behind anonymity.
I just ordered a cute black skirt from Amazon, of all places. Back in my day, Amazon was for ordering paper books.
People in the future will look back on paper books as obsolete and quaint, like gramophones or radio.
When I have the money to blow I'm gonna order a bunch of girly clothes.
And then crossdress. Like a boss.
I get to go to Barnes and Nobel tomorrow. Yay~
Styes suck ass. I have this constant annoying dull pain, and my vision in my right eye keeps getting blurred.
Wir fahren fahren fahren auf der Autobahn~
I wish I was gay but I can't bring myself to like cock.
Unfortunately, both sets of genitalia are quite unattractive.
Women have breasts though, so they're one-up against males.
I love my pokewalker so much.
Also, T-minus 10...
This is post 992, next is 993.
I woke up with a large scab sticking my eyelids together.
Today is going to be awesome.
I want library.nu back.
<a href="http://www.inference.phy.cam.ac.uk/dasher/Download.html">Dasher</a> is available for Android now. Awesome.
I can't decide whether my having risqué webcam relations with a Japanese girl from Tokyo counts as breaking cultural boundaries, winning some invisible prize in the otaku community or just being pathetic.
On a related note I found out that they like to have pretend make-out sessions by waggling their tongue in front of the camera.
My Swedish girlfriend does the same. It seems to transcend national boundaries.
Schlong is a funny word.