The bent lumps were even better but everyone is copying Apple style emoji
Airport security is a ratchet that will never ever get more permissive.
I refuse to tip the valet. Fuck you it's a weeknight and there are 2 other groups at the restaurant, your services aren't needed.
I agree. Tipping culture is harmful to civilized society
Mostly true, although at least a number of airports have stopped the annoying "take laptops out of bags" and "remove your shoes" requirements.
"You have exceeded your daily post limit"
4-ch has a post limit?
Better fuck it out now