( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
(|||ΦEjYou are already dead. You got liquified alive a while back.
(|||ΦEjYou were tasty.
(|||ΦEjIn any case, the rest of you viewers at home should get your affairs in order before September 9156, 1993.
(|||ΦEjBecause you'll die then when I crawl out of your monitor or TV or smartphone or tablet or other display device and kill you on that date.
( EΦE) I know how this goes. It's time for the appropriate countermeasures.