( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
A team of scientists announced today in the wake of Apple’s latest technological offerings that “anyone still a fan of this shit must be clinically retarded”.
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(|||ω・）Hello everybody! My name is Ringupa!
(|||ω・）You all die in a week now!
(|||ω・）You are already dead. You got liquified alive a while back.
(|||ω・）You were tasty.
(|||ω・）In any case, the rest of you viewers at home should get your affairs in order before September 9156, 1993.
(|||ω・）Because you'll die then when I crawl out of your monitor or TV or smartphone or tablet or other display device and kill you on that date.
( ・ω・) I know how this goes. It's time for the appropriate countermeasures.