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1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 05:00

JRPGs be like:
chapter 1: rescue a cute kitten

chapter 15: KILL GOD

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9804 06:44

Socialism is basically meaningless in US political parlance. To the left it means everything good they want and on the right it means everything bad from soda taxes and gun waiting lists up to stalin's ghost personally eating the koch brothers

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 00:39

Okay I'll put it another way. You know how the movie has a two second scene where Sonny is fucking a bridesmaid at Connie's wedding at the beginning? Well in the book, that bridesmaid is not only a named character but a significant amount of the book is about how she has an enormous vagina and doesn't know how to go on living without Sonny's abnormally gigantic hog. I'm serious, it's a whole seperate storyline where she doesn't interact with any of the characters from the movie.

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 02:04

What did he mean by this

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 05:45

My father was a sewer man, and my mother was his concubine. I was born in what's called a "fecal retainment pool", on a pile old, unsold Sunday newspapers. The first thing I ever saw was Garfield's crumpled face, soiled by diarrhea. I still see it in my dreams. Semper fi.

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9805 22:29

I wouldn't vote for Kanye West, or Biden or Trump, because they all suck absolutely huge ass and I just want to grill, but I'm not sure 2016's tactics of accusing the bitter Bernie Bros of being sexist is going to work now that the democratic candidate is a rapist.

866 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9806 02:14

I wish I could make coronaviruses to the size of hamster balls so I could get a hammer and smash their brains out.

By 'brains' I mean their RNA, enzymes and shit, just hear those satisfying 'pop' sounds as their enveloped membrane bursts open like a water balloon full of goo. And possibly high pitched squealing sounds of fear as the viruses try to slowly roll around like Zorb Balls to pathetically escape my wrath.

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867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 01:43

Me: bro did you hear that?

Friend: no, what do you mean?

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868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9807 21:42

LOL, there's something you don't see everyday, a caterpillar raeping a french fry. Or in the french fry perceptive, it's getting raeped by the caterpillar

"Vote Pedro for President"

869 Name: vc: biche : 1993-09-9807 22:59

You came in and derailed a conversation about books by whining about casual inclusion of the Bechtel test and are now using the derailment you initiated as proof that its inclusion derails discussion. Bravo.