So <i>what</i> is homosexual cuisine? Please post recipes.

Speaking as a gay man, cocks.

I googled it and the one relevant result was "They drown themselves in alcohol and indulge in homosexual cuisine such as Foolay Mingonions and Strawberry Banana Pop-tarts"

So:

Strawberry Banana Pop-Tart

Ingredients-
  1 strawberry banana Pop-Tart

Unwrap pop-tart and place in toaster. Depress lever. 
Wait until toaster pops back up, and carefully remove (pop-tart may be very hot.) 
Serve immediately.

I don't know what a Foolay Mingonion is. Possibly a traumatized filet mignon.

Correction: serve after it cools down a bit. You just said it may be very hot, wouldn't want to contradict yourself.

True.
I also forgot that pop-tarts come in packages of two.

Please don't eat homosexuals.

>>4
Thanks a ton! That'll take care of the dessert. But what kind of homosexual entrées, hors d'oeuvres and main courses are there, not forgetting beverages?

>>7
Define "eat" ;P

Wait! I meant hens. Mmmm breasts.....

Being homosexual is even better than being Jewish or Muslim, because you're allowed to eat anything you want. To a homosexual, everything is kosher!

>>10
Except pussy meat.

>>10

so...it's like being born-again christian?
As for gay cuisine: a plate of art with a little food in the middle, all of which worth upwards 50 dollars! That's pretty gay...

Hot dogs

To counter that, I say tuna. ;P

Goddamn, now I'm hungry for Pop Tarts.

The closest thing I would think of to homosexual cuisine is the Gay Energy Drink: http://www.bevnet.com/reviews/gayenergydrink/. There's another one called 'Anal-Blast' I think.

>>14 Tuna is an acceptable answer if you're talking about female homosexuals, because it smells like vagina.

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the obvious?
Lots of fiber.