Final Fantasy Revenant Wings (14)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-02-18 20:40 ID:EEI1W7J7

so i was on a webstore and about to order the game when i saw something strange

Features:
• Experience a tale that takes you beyond the amazing events of FINAL FANTASY XII
• Stunning 3D graphics, music and video bring the land of Ivalice to life and push the capabilities of the Nintendo DS
• Take control of your favourite characters using the intuitive stylus and Nintendo DS Touch Screen
• Experience real-time battles using the innovative Gambit system
• Collect and synthesise items and treasures to create new rare items
• More summons than in any other FINAL FNATASY game
• Epic soundtrack from the composer of FINAL FANTASY XII
• Fully localised for Europe with French, Italian, German and Spanish translations and adjusted difficulty levels.

THE LAST PART
adjusted difficulty levels
adjusted difficulty levels
adjusted difficulty levels
what the hell does that mean exactly

2 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-02-19 11:47 ID:1gpb1F7N

Well you know, the French have to be given a slightly easier game otherwise they surrender before it's even started.

3 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-02-26 23:43 ID:uU+ZCigh

the Germans would probably cheat its way through the game

4 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-02-28 19:04 ID:Heaven

FF games are too hard. Sometimes the monsters have more HP than you.

5 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-03-03 21:19 ID:uhVM1I3c

>>3 no u

6 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-03-10 15:40 ID:bOUwJivc

>>4 sometimes? try usually.

hell, the final boss in FF6 had about 1 million hp (in total). heck, you should see FFXII - the toughest baddie in the game takes days to kill. they LET YOU LEAVE AND COME BACK because there's no way you could do it on your own in one battle. over 50 million hp.

7 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-03-12 11:41 ID:Heaven

>>6
Congrats for getting the joke. FF is well known for making a decent system with no attempt at balancing the stats of the player and the enemies, more so than other JRPGs. The opponenents have tons of HP but a shity defense and offensive abilities that suck compared to yours.

8 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-03-17 15:41 ID:Heaven

AH HA HA!!! oh, now i get it. ah, that's good...

9 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-04-23 20:40 ID:Xfr4V7sf

But it makes you feel good when you beet a uber infinite hp enemy with like less than 1% of their starting health, almost die at each attack, spend 50 turns healing, doing like 1 damage a turn, then beat them!

10 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-04-23 20:47 ID:5Iek/1Sq

FFXII universe SUUUCKS. And the game too.

11 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-05-04 06:39 ID:Xfr4V7sf

you just "SUUUCKS"

12 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-05-15 07:37 ID:iquZoVsT

you don't play FF12. you watch. almost all hunts and boss fights i watched the gambits fight for me.

13 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-05-21 20:55 ID:Xfr4V7sf

well then, its a grand long movie than aint it?

14 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-05-24 14:40 ID:Heaven

Was that even English?

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