ITT we tell the poster above us why their favorite game sucks (479)

1 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-03 05:20 ID:QLhp9ZtD

There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.

For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.

My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3

No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.

2 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-04 04:18 ID:3r7NyP26

MGS3 sucks because the low level soldiers become the patriots!??= MGS4 sucks too (storywise and BB back alive?!)

Shadow hearts 2

3 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-05 20:05 ID:pcidQ+4h

>>2's game sucks because nobody played it

Twisted tales of spike mcfang

4 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-06 05:52 ID:zXtbZw4f

>>3 That's my favorite game. Give it back.

2nd favorite game... Um... Wild Guns?

5 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-06 07:27 ID:PmwgVMyu

>>4 misspelled Wild Arms, which sucks.

Mendel Palace.

6 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-06 12:11 ID:eV1UABGw

any of you fags up for some browser based shit?

7 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-06 12:25 ID:Heaven

>>6
DIE!

8 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-09 06:20 ID:zXtbZw4f

>>5
Too fucking repetitive

Rock n' Roll Racing

9 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-09 06:31 ID:wzVVEgNc

>>8
Blizzard should stick with fantasy games.

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic

10 Name: Captain /co/mmando : 2008-08-10 07:42 ID:eQQP2jo2

>>9

Blocky combat system is BLOCKY, it breaks the entire mood when fighting with it's turned based bullshit. I'm glad BioWare ironed that out in Mass Effect

Team Fortress 2

11 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-10 11:57 ID:W0UFbSxH

>>10 Slow as all fuck on my reasonably modern computer which can do HL2 at 200fps at decent resolutions.

Tsukihime

12 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-10 23:03 ID:qmys0lcJ

>>11 molluscs.

Melty Blood

13 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-11 06:41 ID:TH7upGsa

>>12
Nrvnsqr fucking Chaos.

Conquests of the Longbow: The Legend of Robin Hood

14 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-11 13:54 ID:zXtbZw4f

>>13
I've never even heard of this.

Totally Rad.

15 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-16 03:45 ID:Ly+29cUX

>>14
I've never even heard of this.

Megaten Nocturne

16 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-16 15:16 ID:EfcfZ+x1

Never heard of it, but it's faggy.

Imperishable Night

17 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-16 20:48 ID:Heaven

Too easy.

Battletoads

18 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-16 22:39 ID:EfcfZ+x1

Too hard.

La-Mulana

19 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-18 11:09 ID:K+dzdJxW

Too gay.

Earthbound

20 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-18 12:27 ID:izPyBa8H

Dragon Quest clone set in America

Gunstar Heroes

21 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-21 10:24 ID:Z/kwmWUU

>>20 Didn't get enough recognition even though it didn't suck, thus it sucks though since it wasn't recognized enough.

Monster Hunter

22 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-21 10:46 ID:yuAMo8t4

Based solely on learning attack patterns. Nobody beat their first Kut-Ku and you fucking know it. Also, is too addictive a valid complaint?

Gitaroo Man

23 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-21 20:56 ID:6GK1aPnW

they didn't make enough of them

ogre battle

24 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-28 18:05 ID:6GK1aPnW

uncontrollable battles, abhorrently lengthy and difficult customization, secret plots and stories uncovered only through exploration of utterly pointless and out-of-the-way terrain.

Xenogears

25 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-29 00:55 ID:t0As8nf2

>>24 HURR DURR HOW I MAKE PLOTLINE COHERENT?

Chrono Trigger

26 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-29 17:11 ID:6GK1aPnW

Programmer: Yeah, Jim and I were trying, but there's no way to fix the emulated timing issues with Chrono Trigger, or FF6...
BOSS: OH WELL, chuck it out anyway.
Programmer: you got it, boss.

Silent Protagonist is Silent
Also, not enough innuendo.
Also, some of the main characters are HORRIBLY KILLED in the sequel!

(it was hard to think of bad things about Chrono trigger)

Star Ocean 2

27 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-30 21:15 ID:wzkI8VFZ

i never played it, but i heard the voice acting is terrible.

Super Mario Bros.3

28 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-31 01:54 ID:kCRScnsS

Mario with a racoon tail. Need I say more?

Fallout 2.

29 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-31 02:58 ID:Heaven

(>>28 is doing it wrong. Mario with a tanuki tail is just awesome. Simply awesome. Oh, and I'm aware of the irony of doing it wrong myself to point this out. So >>30, just ignore this.)

30 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-08-31 13:42 ID:ImbgZZWz

>>29

Thanks, ass.

Shenmue

31 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-01 01:52 ID:Heaven

>>29
My bad, didn't know it was a tanuki tail. Still it's ridiculous. Sorry.

>>30
You didn't tell me why Fallout 2 sucked D:

32 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-01 04:02 ID:L66mKXWI

(fallout 2)
You could not see the porno's you stared in.

Total Annihilation

33 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-03 10:13 ID:PmwgVMyu

>>32
You can't fire your commander's big gun constantly at a rate of 300 shots per minute. Hence, Total Annihilation is bullshit.

Kirby's Super Star.

34 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-03 10:24 ID:XpMWBc43

The minigames sucked

Ocarina of Time

35 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-03 13:52 ID:2ug7ctJI

>>34
Furry romance between Link and the Zora chick

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

36 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-03 13:55 ID:wzkI8VFZ

S.H.I.T.A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.

Wario Ware

37 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-03 14:38 ID:pcidQ+4h

see >>34

38 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-03 14:47 ID:pcidQ+4h

oh, and my game would be... oh christ don't know...

Super Dodge ball for NES

39 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-04 16:52 ID:wzkI8VFZ

merely a shadow of the neo geo version

Bubble Bobble

40 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-04 19:11 ID:pcidQ+4h

what kind of game needs two players to get the good ending?

Soul Nomad & The World Eaters

41 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-04 20:44 ID:XpMWBc43

cult-based plot

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

42 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-04 21:06 ID:HCN7XtKQ

Cartoon-like and childish.

Half-life 1.

43 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-04 22:20 ID:XpMWBc43

no gravity gun

fable

44 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-04 23:00 ID:pcidQ+4h

no rape option

Paper Mario

45 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-05 06:32 ID:8KjlKtx2

Too many dimensions.

Quake 3: Arena

46 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-05 06:52 ID:QLhp9ZtD

Boring weapons and maps.

Unreal Tournament (1999)

47 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-05 10:29 ID:TV0wyGCU

Terrible clone

Kirby's Dream Land 3

48 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-05 14:26 ID:pcidQ+4h

how many "friends" does Kirby need!? Also fails for not being as good as Kirby Superstar

Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom

49 Name: Mintia : 2008-09-07 18:32 ID:7Gx3bXTg

Stupid VeggieTales ripoff.

Xenosaga III

50 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-08 03:52 ID:ZzzLaaOo

Censorship in the North American version, disappointing graphics, and enough cutscenes to give Kingdom Hearts a run for its money.

Okami

51 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-08 22:12 ID:nDhvFWsQ

Too weeaboo.

Oregon Trail

52 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-09 01:28 ID:XpMWBc43

Typhoid. Lots and lots of typhoid.

Fire Emblem 7

53 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-09 01:37 ID:QLhp9ZtD

>>49
It predates VeggieTales by almost a decade, FYI.

>>52
Generic fantasy plot.

Disgaea

54 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-09 08:01 ID:x3I/VRWM

>>53
no loli sex

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

55 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-09 15:31 ID:pcidQ+4h

Link totally left that Zora chick hangin'... what a jerk.

Mischief Makers

56 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-11 10:41 ID:Z/kwmWUU

Game seriously made me think N64 was gonna be a great system.

S4 League

57 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-11 18:07 ID:l1CpRX4t

more like Gunz 2.0 amirite?

Ragnarok Online

58 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-11 19:35 ID:BsN86jgQ

MMORPG - 'nough said

Silent Hill 2

59 Name: sage : 2008-09-11 20:24 ID:Heaven

sage sage sage sage

60 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-14 04:34 ID:UJfJAFZT

>>59
Shitty command for a good thread, also, too repetitive

Super Smash Brothers Brawl

61 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-14 17:01 ID:XjOYEZm6

>>60 Don't need any skills,smashsmashsmash and calls itself a fighting game

Front Mission 3

62 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-14 17:26 ID:PBIx0bl0

>>61
Way too easy. Also, a ripoff from generic-GUNDAMSHOOTAN-games.

The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

63 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-14 21:31 ID:as5dEOE5

The combat system is terrible, bland terrain, and SKREEEEE.

Baldur's Gate II

64 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-16 06:56 ID:B3lY5/E+

>>63

TYPIN AND CLICKIN. No real skill use. Also, medieval realism makes me sick.

No More Heroes.

65 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-17 02:49 ID:Vx7gy937

>>64

I've never played that one before, but I have seen the title of that product, and I must so it does not exactly roll off the toungue. Couldn't they have called it something awesome like "Ultimate Deathwar of the Infinite Apocalypse"?

Ultimate Deathwar of the Infinite Apocalypse.

66 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-17 15:21 ID:l1CpRX4t

i don't think that's a real game - BUT, if it is, i'm intrigued...

warcraft 3

67 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-18 08:04 ID:LNLSPlnr

Too many people doing nothing but sitting on Ventrilo playing DotA.

Super Mario Galaxy

68 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-19 17:40 ID:Heaven

i kinda missed the fewer worlds with more stars, but i guess this makes for more variety? (but less of a search for what you have to do, which i also miss)

ICO

69 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-25 21:22 ID:xd+K/jZ3

A boy, his stick, and an older girl. Eventual sex does not happen.

Descent 2

70 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-26 00:52 ID:eUmVRvZC

Feels like being tossed around in a washing machine.

Descent 3

71 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-09-30 12:31 ID:W0UFbSxH

Feels like being tossed around in a shiny washing machine.

Erm...

Chibi Robo

72 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-03 01:33 ID:XpMWBc43

game based on cleaning up your house. Fun.

Star Ocean 2

73 Name: joj : 2008-10-03 10:53 ID:AH8cYTk9

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74 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-03 15:31 ID:pcidQ+4h

CRAUDE!

WELL THAT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND 80 POINTS!

ROCKET PUUUUNCH!

Final Fantasy VI

75 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-06 00:00 ID:F+HH1456

90% cutscenes with 10% gameplay

cooking mama

76 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-06 10:48 ID:Heaven

Warioware for aspiring chefs.

Megaman: Maverick Hunter X

77 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-07 14:56 ID:Heaven

Zero was the only reason anyone played that game - he was way cooler than X.

HADOKEN

Chrono Cross

78 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-07 17:33 ID:Heaven

Having around 40 characters who have no personality, and then killing off CT's crew does not make a good sequel, Square.

Radical Dreamers

79 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-08 03:12 ID:nPNeTzB7

It was made by Square Co. Enough said.

Shadow of the Colossus

80 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-08 20:44 ID:6GK1aPnW

I could believe all the battles in the game except for one. It was the really REALLY mad bulldog type, that kept knocking things over when you climbed up them. Basically, the towers always fell in a certain way, and if they hadn't, you would never have won. it just seemed kinda cheap is all.

Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.

81 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-11 19:09 ID:lBh857si

lol you should have chosen a game that's impossible to criticize like world of warcraft.

82 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-12 13:48 ID:h75Ky2vc

>>80

I think we are all getting tired of seeing the same blondie strutting around.

>>81

Find creep. Fireball. Repeat.

I'm gonna go with Half Life 2.

83 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-15 15:33 ID:pcidQ+4h

that's easy.

If I hear some random NPC shouting "OMG GORDON FREEMAN" one more freakin time...

Here's an idea - give one of your units a goddamn HAZARD SUIT so it can survive more than ONE SHOTGUN BLAST.

on the plus side, though, the story is far more coherent than an episode of Lost.

I'm gonna go with... Phantom Brave

84 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-16 01:52 ID:ik/z42q5

Asian game, enough said.

Total Annihilation

85 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-16 20:30 ID:Q1Xlqt2i

Pixelated little thingies kill pixelated little thingies.

Let's try with... Solitaire ^^

86 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-16 23:28 ID:oJ84MeRu

>>85
Horrible card game only played by homosexuals and women.

Mine's minesweeper, because I'm a man.

87 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-17 03:35 ID:XjOYEZm6

WINDOWS

Fallout 3

88 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-17 15:15 ID:pcidQ+4h

have they gotten to a point yet after three games?

Alone in the dark (first one)

89 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-30 15:52 ID:l1CpRX4t

I haven't played the game, but anything that spawned the movie couldn't have been all that and a bag of chips.

Cave Story

(PS: did I hear right? was cave story coming to the wiiware?)

90 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-10-31 03:26 ID:Z/kwmWUU

Only shovelware garbage goes to Wiiware.

(Yeah, you heard right. It's coming to Wiiware.)

Chip's Challenge

91 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-02 00:25 ID:296nEYx4

>>90
I get weirder games than that in my breakfast cereal... oh wait.

Parasite Eve

92 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-02 10:46 ID:bzdCb7Q+

>>91

Aya runs slow as hell!! It's also the reason why I dropped it, I couldn't take it anymore!!!

Hmm... Let's try Final Fantasy VII

93 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-02 18:51 ID:jCtTu51Q

It's an RPG

Far Cry 2

94 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-02 23:49 ID:TVmU3v+P

Everyone who has a car just HAS to make half-assed attempts to run you over.(But I love it anyway :3)

Bioshock?

95 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-03 07:50 ID:7TVIUkkA

more like Biocock

Resident Evil 4

96 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-03 11:38 ID:TVmU3v+P

more like Resident Evil Whore

Silent Hill 2

97 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-03 13:17 ID:4K/8l4/p

more like silent hill...jew?

I'm surprised no one has done...
Grand Theft Auto 4

98 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-03 14:37 ID:l1CpRX4t

Hey, cousin! want to take me out on a date?

Mario party

99 Name: Anonymous Gamer : 2008-11-03 22:38 ID:TVmU3v+P

Only 6 year olds play Mario Party.

World of Goo

100 Name: Unnamed : 2008-11-04 18:08 ID:CQ7rVIcB

Fallout2

really old game

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