There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.
For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.
My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3
No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
MGS3 sucks because the low level soldiers become the patriots!??= MGS4 sucks too (storywise and BB back alive?!)
Shadow hearts 2
>>2's game sucks because nobody played it
Twisted tales of spike mcfang
>>3 That's my favorite game. Give it back.
2nd favorite game... Um... Wild Guns?
>>4 misspelled Wild Arms, which sucks.
Mendel Palace.
any of you fags up for some browser based shit?
>>6
DIE!
>>8
Blizzard should stick with fantasy games.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Blocky combat system is BLOCKY, it breaks the entire mood when fighting with it's turned based bullshit. I'm glad BioWare ironed that out in Mass Effect
Team Fortress 2
>>10 Slow as all fuck on my reasonably modern computer which can do HL2 at 200fps at decent resolutions.
Tsukihime
>>12
Nrvnsqr fucking Chaos.
Conquests of the Longbow: The Legend of Robin Hood
>>13
I've never even heard of this.
Totally Rad.
>>14
I've never even heard of this.
Megaten Nocturne
Never heard of it, but it's faggy.
Imperishable Night
Too easy.
Battletoads
Too hard.
La-Mulana
Too gay.
Earthbound
Dragon Quest clone set in America
Gunstar Heroes
>>20 Didn't get enough recognition even though it didn't suck, thus it sucks though since it wasn't recognized enough.
Monster Hunter
Based solely on learning attack patterns. Nobody beat their first Kut-Ku and you fucking know it. Also, is too addictive a valid complaint?
Gitaroo Man
they didn't make enough of them
ogre battle
uncontrollable battles, abhorrently lengthy and difficult customization, secret plots and stories uncovered only through exploration of utterly pointless and out-of-the-way terrain.
Xenogears
>>24 HURR DURR HOW I MAKE PLOTLINE COHERENT?
Chrono Trigger
Programmer: Yeah, Jim and I were trying, but there's no way to fix the emulated timing issues with Chrono Trigger, or FF6...
BOSS: OH WELL, chuck it out anyway.
Programmer: you got it, boss.
Silent Protagonist is Silent
Also, not enough innuendo.
Also, some of the main characters are HORRIBLY KILLED in the sequel!
(it was hard to think of bad things about Chrono trigger)
Star Ocean 2
i never played it, but i heard the voice acting is terrible.
Super Mario Bros.3
Mario with a racoon tail. Need I say more?
Fallout 2.
(fallout 2)
You could not see the porno's you stared in.
Total Annihilation
>>32
You can't fire your commander's big gun constantly at a rate of 300 shots per minute. Hence, Total Annihilation is bullshit.
Kirby's Super Star.
The minigames sucked
Ocarina of Time
>>34
Furry romance between Link and the Zora chick
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
S.H.I.T.A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.
Wario Ware
oh, and my game would be... oh christ don't know...
Super Dodge ball for NES
merely a shadow of the neo geo version
Bubble Bobble
what kind of game needs two players to get the good ending?
Soul Nomad & The World Eaters
cult-based plot
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Cartoon-like and childish.
Half-life 1.
no gravity gun
fable
no rape option
Paper Mario
Too many dimensions.
Quake 3: Arena
Boring weapons and maps.
Unreal Tournament (1999)
Terrible clone
Kirby's Dream Land 3
how many "friends" does Kirby need!? Also fails for not being as good as Kirby Superstar
Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom
Stupid VeggieTales ripoff.
Xenosaga III
Censorship in the North American version, disappointing graphics, and enough cutscenes to give Kingdom Hearts a run for its money.
Okami
Too weeaboo.
Oregon Trail
Typhoid. Lots and lots of typhoid.
Fire Emblem 7
>>53
no loli sex
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Link totally left that Zora chick hangin'... what a jerk.
Mischief Makers
Game seriously made me think N64 was gonna be a great system.
S4 League
more like Gunz 2.0 amirite?
Ragnarok Online
MMORPG - 'nough said
Silent Hill 2
>>59
Shitty command for a good thread, also, too repetitive
Super Smash Brothers Brawl
>>60 Don't need any skills,smashsmashsmash and calls itself a fighting game
Front Mission 3
>>61
Way too easy. Also, a ripoff from generic-GUNDAMSHOOTAN-games.
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
The combat system is terrible, bland terrain, and SKREEEEE.
Baldur's Gate II
I've never played that one before, but I have seen the title of that product, and I must so it does not exactly roll off the toungue. Couldn't they have called it something awesome like "Ultimate Deathwar of the Infinite Apocalypse"?
Ultimate Deathwar of the Infinite Apocalypse.
i don't think that's a real game - BUT, if it is, i'm intrigued...
warcraft 3
Too many people doing nothing but sitting on Ventrilo playing DotA.
Super Mario Galaxy
i kinda missed the fewer worlds with more stars, but i guess this makes for more variety? (but less of a search for what you have to do, which i also miss)
ICO
A boy, his stick, and an older girl. Eventual sex does not happen.
Descent 2
Feels like being tossed around in a washing machine.
Descent 3
Feels like being tossed around in a shiny washing machine.
Erm...
Chibi Robo
game based on cleaning up your house. Fun.
Star Ocean 2
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WELL THAT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND 80 POINTS!
ROCKET PUUUUNCH!
Final Fantasy VI
90% cutscenes with 10% gameplay
cooking mama
Warioware for aspiring chefs.
Megaman: Maverick Hunter X
Zero was the only reason anyone played that game - he was way cooler than X.
HADOKEN
Chrono Cross
Having around 40 characters who have no personality, and then killing off CT's crew does not make a good sequel, Square.
Radical Dreamers
It was made by Square Co. Enough said.
Shadow of the Colossus
I could believe all the battles in the game except for one. It was the really REALLY mad bulldog type, that kept knocking things over when you climbed up them. Basically, the towers always fell in a certain way, and if they hadn't, you would never have won. it just seemed kinda cheap is all.
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening.
lol you should have chosen a game that's impossible to criticize like world of warcraft.
that's easy.
If I hear some random NPC shouting "OMG GORDON FREEMAN" one more freakin time...
Here's an idea - give one of your units a goddamn HAZARD SUIT so it can survive more than ONE SHOTGUN BLAST.
on the plus side, though, the story is far more coherent than an episode of Lost.
I'm gonna go with... Phantom Brave
Asian game, enough said.
Total Annihilation
Pixelated little thingies kill pixelated little thingies.
Let's try with... Solitaire ^^
>>85
Horrible card game only played by homosexuals and women.
Mine's minesweeper, because I'm a man.
WINDOWS
Fallout 3
have they gotten to a point yet after three games?
Alone in the dark (first one)
I haven't played the game, but anything that spawned the movie couldn't have been all that and a bag of chips.
Cave Story
(PS: did I hear right? was cave story coming to the wiiware?)
Only shovelware garbage goes to Wiiware.
(Yeah, you heard right. It's coming to Wiiware.)
Chip's Challenge
>>90
I get weirder games than that in my breakfast cereal... oh wait.
Parasite Eve
Aya runs slow as hell!! It's also the reason why I dropped it, I couldn't take it anymore!!!
Hmm... Let's try Final Fantasy VII
It's an RPG
Far Cry 2
Everyone who has a car just HAS to make half-assed attempts to run you over.(But I love it anyway :3)
Bioshock?
more like Biocock
Resident Evil 4
more like Resident Evil Whore
Silent Hill 2
more like silent hill...jew?
I'm surprised no one has done...
Grand Theft Auto 4
Hey, cousin! want to take me out on a date?
Mario party
Only 6 year olds play Mario Party.
World of Goo
Fallout2
really old game