There was a thread like this in /anime/ and, although it seems to have died from lack of interest, I liked it. Let's try it here.
For instance, assuming >>0's favorite is THE GAME: What fun is a game that can't be won? Also, you just lost it.
My favorite: Metal Gear Solid 3
No protracted arguments in this thread please, just keep it going.
This game almost gave me a seizure due to playing one game literally for HOURS. I then spent DAYS seeing blocks everywhere.
OpenLieroX
Too complicated for real-time: Soldat is a better choice.
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
Started the wave of casual DDR shit. Also, enjoy shitloads of public domain music.
Jet Set Radio Future
>>204
Some of the remixes kinda sucked compared to their original songs.
Radia Senki
Tecmo, the minds behind Ninja Gaiden and Dead or Alive, making an RPG? Why don't I just kick myself in the balls for a few hours and call it a game, yeah?
Panzer Dragoon Saga.
Too goddamn expensive.
Fallout 1
Not enough weapons, world map too small.
Fallout 2
Fallout 2: Electric Boogaloo; Same as the first basically but with slightly improved graphics.
Team Fortress 2
The same damn classes with the same damn strategy every time.
Portal
Can't see shit, captain and now I'm dead because of it.
Startropics 2
Two Words... SNOW. CAVES.
Final Fantasy XI
Played one MMORPG you played them all.
Unreal Tournament
Played one FPS you played them all.
Jet Grind Radio
I liked it better when it was called shitty music and terrible gameplay.
A Boy and His Blob
Hero ya go, I hope you can figure out where you want to go, the crazy ass path you have to go to get there, and can always remember what beans do what! also, don't use that lime (was it lime?) jellybean until you need it!
Assassin's creed
Do stupid puzzle, walk to the next, kill dude, rinse, repeat.
Crysis
WHY DOESN'T A BULLET TO THE HEAD KILL THESE NORTH KOREAN FAGGOTS?
pokemon silver
Gold had better Pokemons
Europa Universalis III
Every time you play is basically the same and it takes days to do anything.
King's Bounty
Everyone's sick of medieval romanticism
Rhythm Tengoku
>>221
I liked it better when it was called Wario Ware
Wario Ware (the first one)
Then Rhythm Tengoku comes along and perfects the formula
Parappa the Rapper
Push the buttons that go along with the music; Repeat until you win the game.
Team Fortress 2
Kiddy FPS with shitty unbalanced gameplay.
Team Fortress 2
Infinite loop
Elona
Pff, only scrubs need graphics in their roguelikes.
Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II:Dwarf Fortress
LMAO 2CAT!!11!!!!!1!!
Roller coaster tycoon 2
THERE'S VOMIT EVERY-FUCKIN-WHERE!
Team Fortress 2
Everything that's been said before
Tribes: Vengeance
I liked it when it was called Unreal Tournament
Dragon Quest Heroes : Rocket Slime
I hope you like revisiting old stages again. And again. And Agaaaaaaaaiiin. COLLECTING THINGS FTW. Oh well, at least the music is bouncy.
Final Fantasy Legend 2: The Revengenating
>>232
"Well, I finally beat Apollo! Time to go defeat that Arsenal!"
And then the game just felt making sure you NEVER got there. If you got surprise attacked, you were pretty much fucked.
Top Hunter: Roddy and Cathy
Five stages are not enough.
Perfect world
The intro song.
Diablo
There is no prostitution option.
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>>238
Just like other MMORPGS, too much grinding and too many dumb people around. You don't even get to look at pretty graphics.
Cave Story
I kept expecting to hear the metroid overworld theme. Also, they didn't make a sequel...
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Wasn't as wowing as the first
Monster Party
Inspired that halfass eversion game.
Crystal defenders
Woah, it's FFT AND a tower defense game? ONLY SLOW PACED AND WITHOUT THE FUN OF EITHER!? COUNT ME IN!
Cactus Arcade
Shitty game compilation
Retro Game Challenge
Shitty game compilation
Super Mario All Stars + Super Mario World
Shitty game compilation
Sonic Mega Collection +
One good game isn't a collection.
Fallout 2
It's been done twice already. Also, broke the compilation chain.
Penumbra: Black Plague
More dark corridors.
Mirror's Edge (PC)
Now I'm even more terrified of heights. Thanks for making the fall from huge buildings so damn realistically terrifying.
E.V.O. The search for Eden.
it sucks because its old
Monster Hunter Freedom 2
some of the monsters look really gay
Dead Space
didnt scare me at all for a horror game
Shadow of the Colossus
You should be able to squash those dudes at the end, but NOOOOO
Soul Nomad & The World Eaters
lol antialiasing? What's that?
Donkey Kong '94
Breaking your leg when you fall from really high, and while recovering from that, something comes and kills you.
Golden Eye
The paintball gun is totally retarded
TES III: Morrowind
Everyone actually likes Oblivion better, but they lie about it to seem more "hardcore."
Dragon Warrior IV
Accents - especially the russian ones. You're supposed to make them SOUND russian, not just be bad at english.
Nox
It's 2000. Adventure games are dead. Move on.
River City Ransom
Guy 1:Damn, I want to keep making games, but I don't have any original ideas, or art!
Guy 2:Not a problem - you can rip off Double Dragon AND use all the art you made for that dodgeball game!
Guy 1:Brilliant!
Shin Megami Tensei
Spoiler: [spoiler]Playing SMT will not make you japanese.[/spoiler]
StarFox 2
Charging sound is vomit-worthy.
Nox
No one plays it anymore, so online games are non-existant.
Odell Down Under
I'd rather play E.V.O. frankly. I hear spore is nice, though.
Every RPGMAKER game ever.
The only ones that don't suck are Enter the Doom Chapter 1: Lucido Attack and Yume Nikki
Touhou
It's not really a game any more as much as it is a PIG DISGUSTING fanbase.
Ski-free
Goddamn Yeti
Sonic Rush
If it didn't exist we could lawl and say there hasn't been a good Sonic game since 1994.
Super Mario 64
It wasn't long enough... sob.
E.T. for the nes.
This sucks major balls as it does not exist, but still it's vastly superior to the original Atari 2600 version.
Spacewar!
Graphics were over-produced.
Xenosaga
Do you like movies? Good! Do you Like Video Games? Good! Would you like to see what they're like together!? Awesome! The rest of you can go to hell. Also, I've never seen a difficulty ramp up so high since the first Mother game.
Wrecking Crew
Everyone was too busy playing Donkey Kong and Mario Bros. to give a shit.
Wrecking Crew '98
Old man money making scheme.
Conker's Bad Fur Day.
"The Great Mighty Poo"
Ai Cho Aniki
Homoeroticism (though thats actually half the fun of the game)
Grim Fandango
It's an adventure game.
Diablo
>>281
It's taking too long for Diablo 3 to come out.
Valkyria Chronicles
Not enough people bought it.
Ikaruga
Too easy.
Futari Ultra
Clearly inferior to Pokemon Yellow, as you cannot talk to your eternal stalker: Pikachu.
Age of Mythology
I'm more of a browser, retro, and indie gamer myself; but surprisingly my favorite game is the first
Ratchet and Clank
Since the last poster BROKE the chain, I'm gonna get it going again.
In response to Age of Mythology: It's like the other actually GREAT game Age of Empires, just without an actual balance of units.
Phantasy Star IV
A game I don't know HAS to suck!
SSX On Tour
>>290
You don't know it because you're a PS2 generation kid.
lol
admit it - you bought the sims, had fun for a while, and then degraded into torturing them until you got bored and stopped playing. Then you bought sims 2 - and skipped to the torture. Now in sims 3, you're just hoping they programmed in self-termination of your sims...
Kid Icarus
Nobody cared because they had Metroid.
Steel Empire (Genesis)
Japan does it better.
Vagrant Story
Where to begin, really? Let's just say that if you want to get the good weapons, be prepared to spend hours doing pointless grinding to max out your weapons, re-forge them, and max them out again.
Etrian Odyssey
F.O.E. D:
The Specialists (HL mod)
Kung fu is broken, also roleplaying servers.
Final Fantasy Tactics.
Alright! Super awesome ultra move... GO! Attack that panel 5-panel! Hey, where are you all going? W-wait! No! Don't move out of the way! great, now he's useless for like 10 turns!
Lifeline (ps2)
"Dodge! Shoot the eye! No, dammit, stop! You need those health packs!"
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