Make fun of me all you want.
I finally bought a Hermione costume at one of those Halloween costume stores that seem to spring up in October.
At first, I changed into the costume in my bedroom, but I was getting too excited and sweaty. I just couldn't take it anymore, so I decided to change outside.
I put the Hogwarts uniform, bra, and panties into a paper bag, and biked for an hour into a nearby woods. It was deep in the forest; nobody was around.
Excited, I took off all my clothes at once.
First, I put on the bra.
Because it was a padded bra, it nearly looked like I was a real girl, and I got a terrible boner.
Next, I put on the panties. I had trouble getting it to fit because my dick was erect.
I felt really nervous because I had this bra and these panties on, even though I was a guy. But in my heart, I had no shame, because I was a girl like Hermione.
Next, I put on the uniform. Because I was a girl, I slipped into it naturally. By now, I was so nervous that I was starting to get a little jittery.
Just at that moment, two little grade-school girls who had been playing hide-and-seek in the bushes suddenly came out.
"Who are you?" they asked.
Although I was ashamed, I decided to talk with the girls as a girl.
"My name is Hermione Granger", I said.
"Don't lie!" said one of the girls. "You're a man!"
"It's true!" I said defensively. "I'm a girl! I'm wearing girls' clothing and girls' leggings."
"But..."
"You're so mean! Why don't you believe me!" I cried. "Here, I'll prove it to you."
I took off the uniform, and stood before them in nothing but a bra and panties. These children had to be at least 20 years younger than me. Already, I was acting kind of crazy.
"What do you think?" I said. "I'm wearing a bra and panties. I'm a girl, right?"
Next, I posed for them with a wand and shouted spells so loudly they could be heard throughout the wood, in nothing but the bra and panties.
I felt shameful as a girl. The schoolkids laughed.
"You're weird!" they said.
"Why are you so mean?" I said again. "You don't believe me, even though I'm doing everything a girl does. I'm a girl through and through."
Then, three more schoolkids came out from the bush.
"What's going on?" one of them said.
"Look, it's an older girl. Her name is Hermione."
"Ehhh?"
I felt helpless and shameful, and I didn't know what to do. I cried before the schoolkids.
One of the three kids who had emerged grabbed at my unstrapped bra.
"I took it!" she giggled.
"Eeyyannn! I need that bra!"
Because I said "eeyannn" without even thinking about it, I realized that I had become a real girl, and I became more excited.
"Please, give it back, or I can't be Ron's wife!"
With these words, I became even more excited. Moreover, when they took my bra, the girls could see my chest.
"A man can't be a wife!" one of them taunted.
"No, I'm a girl!" I pleaded. "I will be a wonderful wife!"
The bra having been taken, I didn't know what to do!
"I know!" said another of the girls. "If she's a girl, she would like having her boobs rubbed."
"That's right!"
"I know too!" I chimed in. "I like having my boobs rubbed a lot because I'm a girl, too!"
I sat down like a girl before the girls, and began to rub my chest. "Ahh! Ahh! Yes!"
"How weird!" said the girls.
Even though my body was a boy, I felt very good rubbing my chest.
"Yes! Yes! It's very good!"
"Hahahaha!" The girls laughed at me.
Being laughed before five girls, I felt very shameful wearing nothing but panties.
"It feels good even if I don't rub my dick like a boy, because I am really a girl!"
"Hahhahahaha! You're weird!"
Though I had only been rubbing my breast, I was about to reach orgasm.
I didn't know what to do, so finally I took off my panties.
Because I am a girl, it was very shameful to take off both my bra and panties in front of someone else.
Now, I was showing the full monty to these girls 20 years younger than me.
"Oh, look!" said one of them. "See, he has a dick! He is still a man!"
"But he was wearing Hermione's clothes, and panties, and a bra... he's a creepy person!"
"Even creepier! He was talking like a girl, too."
"Even even creepier! Even though he's a man, he said that he's realy a girl!"
"Even even even creepier! Even though he's a man, he said he wants to be Ron's wife!"
"This guy," said one of them, "is all like, 'It feels good even if I don't rub my dick like a boy, because I am really a girl!' 'Eeyannn!'"
The others laughed. "Haha, that's perfect!"
The girls were mocking me. I said with all my strength:
"Even if I'm a boy in my body, in my heart I am a girl!"
"I want to be a girl like Hermione!
Then, I want to be a cute girl like Hermione!
I want actual boob and pusy like Hermione, too!
I want to suck Ron's cock!
I want Ron to rub my boob!
I want Ron's cock put in my pussy as much as possible!
I want Ron to kiss me!
I want Ron to put his cock in between my breasts!
I want Ron to come inside me!
I wants to become pregnant, I want to have Ron's baby!
I want Ron to hold me all the time!
I want Ron's cock put in my pussy and want to become hanyan!
I want to be a girl like Hermione!
I want to be a girl like Hermione!
I WANT TO BE A GIRL LIKE HERMIONE~~~!!!! "I am surrounded by five girls far younger than myself and stared at.Not only the uniform but also a bra and panties were taken off, and my whole body was exposed.
I never touched my cock, only rubbed my chest.
All the girls saw me splurt much, much come all over.
"I really really want to be a girl like Hermione!!"
Make fun of me all you want.
Sakura-tann is better :(
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what the fuck?
http://web.archive.org/web/20030918185459/http://world2ch.net/test/read.cgi/anime/1057166647/
I believe Shii had posted a version to his bbs but it's gone by now (at least I couldn't find it with a quick check) and there might have been one on 4-ch.net before, too, but I couldn't find that one, either.
So, let's preserve this as one of the few, authentic examples of our ancestry's cultural legacy.
It's ridiculous insanity like this that makes my day. We need more!
this is the english sakura-chann rant. (a good translation because it's sensible in english, with a similarly popular character.)
Har har.
I wish pirates were still cool.
I'm laughing... no really.
GO OUT MONSTEROUS
HAHAHAHAHA for fuck sake man, dont do this to me, i work at a call center and i just started to laughing like and idiot! i think that was really funny. oooo yeah that was funny, and if you are serious it's even more fun!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH im gonna die,, hahahahha, i read it again. hahahha, yous uisajsköva .. pooh. dude you are a sick and demented human! ( i said human couse i dont know if you are a girl or a boy)
hehe i read it again ;)
Thanks for the praise. And, I'm a guy.
Somehow, the after reading the first few sentences, I thought...
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."
>>15
I expected Fresh Prince at the end for some reason.
HELLO OLD THREAD HOW ARE YOU
What an old thread...
>>I want to be a girl
Moot, is that you?
issues. you will never be a woman your dna will always be XY. stop trying to be what you are not. you will fail each time.
I wish every girl was like Hermione, or just Emma Watson really.
omfg shes hot.
>>23
Protip: it isn't as easy as XY and XX. Read about genders and genes. There are even XXY etc people, and dual-gender Chimeras.
>>26
Many species, such as flies, have much larger numbers of "sex" chromosomes than humans and manifest gender on a completely different system than the traditional punit square. Humans, on the other hand, only posses more than 2 sex chromosomes as a mutation.
Individuals with XXY chromosomes inevitably suffer the normal genetic problems associated with having extra chromosomes. Many physically and mentally retarded individuals have this problem with other chromosome pairs (although i am unsure if individuals with extra "sex" chromosomes have developmental problems similar to those of most retarded persons.)
Certain species of frogs (like the ones referred to in the Jurassic Park movies) have the capacity to "adjust" their gender from female to male by undergoing a hibernation process, and emerge a member of the opposite sex. However, they are capable of such mutations only because of their additional sex chromosomes.
Dual gender "chimeras" are inevitably infertile, and most of those who manifest the sexual characteristics of both genders from birth are actually possessed of only one gender and simply have birth defects.
"Gender adjustment procedures" and other forms of plastic surgery are, despite popular belief, incapable of actually altering an individual's gender, because no amount of plastic surgery can change DNA. Also, such an individual's reproductive organs cannot be "retrofitted" to perform the function of those of the opposite gender. It might indeed be possible to transplant the organs of another, but the chance of rejection is, naturally, very high.
Although their are indeed methods of inserting genes into an specimen, it is questionable whether or not changing entire chromosomes will be feasible even in the distant future. Additionally, any attempts to insert genes into a living higher-order organism, such as a human being, would either be unsuccessful or deadly to the subject.
it is sooooooo rare...
>and most of those who manifest the sexual characteristics of both genders from birth are actually possessed of only one gender and simply have birth defects.
Define only one gender? Just XY? Just XX? that's not a dual-gender chimera, though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild an example of a single-gender chimera.
http://users.rcn.com/jkimball.ma.ultranet/BiologyPages/M/Mosaics.html#TetragameticHuman
how it works.
You seem to imply that reproduction abilities matter, when it comes to defining gender?
If a guy gets a vasectomy, does that mean he no longer counts as a guy, because he can't reproduce?
Why does rarity matter? That doesn't disqualify them from counting as humans. They're just rare.
>(although i am unsure if individuals with extra "sex" chromosomes have developmental problems similar to those of most retarded persons.)
I know that if there are wayy too many extra such, then yes. such as XXXXY or so. But I do recall that there was some female runner in.. the olympics I think, some olympics ago, that was discovered to be XXY after she had won a medal, and was disqualified (oh noes! male gene bits!) until they later on decided that she had not gotten any advantages at all from that.
I wish I could remember the name, but It was over half a decade ago that I read about it, and such things didn't interest me much at the time.
I don't really care about "gender adjustment procedures". I was pointing out that the world isn't black and white. I'm not going to say something stupid like that whether or not you have XX or XY is irrelevant for your body. However, there are many other factors that are as important, in a holistical perspective.
>>30
http://www.pponline.co.uk/encyc/0858.htm
"we need to understand why Olympic officials have been concerned about the gender of female athletes and why athletes' sexual identities are not automatically determined by the classical 'XX' or 'XY' chromosomal compositions."
"but there was one basic problem which made the test unreliable: some XX individuals are not really females, and some XY athletes (who thus possess the 'male' chromosomal make-up) are not really males. For example, some individuals with the XY composition (who would be classified as 'males' by the buccal-smear test) have a condition called 'androgen resistance' which makes them immune to the sexual-developing and strength-promoting qualities of testosterone and leaves them physiologically - if not genetically - females."
"In addition, since the buccal test really looks for the presence of twin-X chromosomes rather than the appearance of the meagre Y genetic body, athletes with an XXY chromosomal pattern could 'pass' the test and compete as females, even though they were basically males basking in the benefits of testosterone
[...]
In a slightly different scenario, XX individuals with just a portion of the testicular-determining Y gene transposed onto one of their X genes could pass as females, even though they were male in nature. Finally recognizing that such problems existed, the IOC in 1992 replaced the cheek test with DNA-based methods to detect Y chromosomal material, with a primary focus on the SRY sex-determining locus on the Y chromosome. This was actually a poor choice, since - as mentioned above - some XY individuals are essentially female.
[...]
The eight women were permitted to compete, because seven of the individuals had androgen insensitivity (described above), and the other athlete had undergone a complete gonadectomy and was presumed to have an enzyme deficiency which effectively neutralized male sex hormones"
I win.