Swedish - native
English - fluent
French - a little
Finnish - a little
Japanese - very little...
You?
German - native
English - fluent
Latin - a little
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English - Native.
Russian - Conversational.
Japanese - As much as one could learn from watching Japanese movies and cartoons.
Друзя, довай говорить по руский.
1) English
2) Bad English
English - native
Japanese - not yet fluent, not novice level
German - forgotten most of it
English - Native
French - Semi-Fluent
Japanese - Hopeless :(
1) Swedish [fluently - main language]
2) English [fluently]
3) German [unable to any longer construct correct sentances, far too rusty. Understand most of it without any problems.]
4) Hungerian [see note for #3]
5) French [see n#3, only understandment having the value "a little"]
Swedish - Native
Finnish - Native but rusty
English - Fluent
German - Not really, too lazy
Bad English is a very important skill in many parts of the world, and is distinct from English. You can be very good at English, yet totally fail to communicate in Bad English.
Swedish - Native
English - Fluent
German - Barely (can read manuals when required)
Norwegian - native
English - pretty good
French - learning
learning what anonymous people can speak is very interesting!!
english - native
spanish - pretty good
quenya - better than most
sindarin - a little
japanese - a little
klingon - a little
russian - very little
> quenya - better than most
That's no big surprise here, you HUGE GEEK!
English - native
Spanish - I was pretty damn good having lived in Mexico for a few years, and taken two years of it... I forgot most now.
Japanese - certainly above Wapanese level and can watch some shows raw with near full comprehension... but still not good enough.
English - Native
Spanish - Basic
Japanese - Fundamentals
>>11 speaks the truth!
All rise for the entrance of Alexander to this unworthy thread!
English - Native
Isixhosa - fluent, almost
Afrikaans/Dutch - Enough to insult people
Japanese - enough to impress the wapanese
Mandarin - Enough to impress cute waitresses
French - Enough to impress anyone else
You guys speak so many languages. It makes me proud ;,|
Together, we can speak them all!
English - fluently
American - a tiny bit
Japanese - I know how to sing the first verse of "Head Cha-La"
Pikachu - partially
l33t - 4 5m411 b17 (a small bit?)
I think that's it.
English - fluent
Spanish - fluent
French - some, understand better than speak
Japanese - slightly above wapanese level(i hope)
Shortwave radio is great for learning the popular languages on the cheap. The english NHK feed to north america has two programs for learning japanese. I've also stumbled onto programs for spanish and german while scanning.
English
and a Smattering of Spanish and Japanese courtesies
Engrish
Spanish - Native (i'm peruvian)
English - very well
Galician - very well
French - a little
Japanese - a little (I'm fan of anime & manga, and learn a little more every day.)
Italian - very poor.. (¡Ciao Ragazza!)
Norwegian - Native.
English - Fluent or almost fluent.
German - some.
Japanese - very much compared to the rest in my city , very little compared to japanese ppl.
Russian:2-3words
Polish:2-3words
Old norse=10+- words "ek har ein knifr ok eit haus"
>>13
Kult å sjå andre norske her , og om du snakkar nynorsk er endå meir kult.
OMG everyone speaks japanese.
I DON'T
ps. lying is badde, totally badde
i mean, if the japanese you pick up from watching anime and dramas counts then i know a little of every scandinavian language, (except for finnish but i think that's mostly made up as a joke or to hide that all finns are telepaths or something)
Algunos de nosotros dominamos el castellano (español), ya sea por que es nuestro idioma nativo, o porque lo aprendimos viajando. Aún así, el inglés sigue siendo un buen método para que todos en este foro podamos comunicarnos.
>>33 seconded. If you know how to read a newspaper (or hold a conversation beyond "my name is ____ whar is the museum?") in the language of your choice, then you could say you "know" it.
For example, >>25 only knows english, yet he has listed 4 bullshit languages
>>37
Make me a sandwich, Watson!
No se peruano!
Japanese : Native
English : fair (depends on my psyco. condition)
French : forgotten
Ancient Hebrew : a few words and the grammar
Arameic : a few words w/out grammar
>>36 and >>37
Of course you can list 'bullshit languages', languages you only know a few words of :D
I started the thread and I only listed the ones I actually speak.
For 'bullshit' ones, then:
American english
Saami
Latin
and uhm.. whatever the name is for that silly language kids use to write secret messages and such.
> and uhm.. whatever the name is for that silly language kids use to write secret messages and such.
I think in at least American English they call it AOLchat
pig latin?
>I think in at least American English they call it AOLchat
Well, about that AOLchat thing. I find it pretty useful for accomplishing the purpose.
> For 'bullshit' ones, ... Latin
What a crock of shit! Latin killed the Romans, yes, but that doesn't mean it's not a real language. Hey, if it has it's own allocation on ISO 609, it's a language.
I think he means that he only knows it a little bit, not well enough to translate a written text easily.
I can't believe only one person here speaks some Chinese. I'm fluent in English and pretty fluent, conversation-wise anyway, in Chinese (Cantonese to be exact, my Mandarin comprises of bu, ji, and dao :P).
English: native
Japanese: fluent
I've been educated in the languages below:
I've also learned a little of both Japanese and Hindi from film, and I've been taught some Russian profanity.
Visayan/Tagalog - fluent
English - fluent
English - Native
German - About high-school level
Spanish - Enough to get around Dallas
Japanese - Enough to understand anime
Mandarin - Bu, shi, and ma
Russian - Can't speak it but can read Cyrillic
Greek - Same as Russian
Korean - Same as Russian
Norwegian - I know several words from Kaizers Orchestra's "Bak et halleluja"
English - Native
Japanese - Two semesters college level so far (I need at least 4 for my degree), and I practiced a lot too, so...
Tagalog - Itty bit (I wish I could know my own language, though. ~_~)
Spanish - Two years high school level
Latin - Used to know a bit... it's kinda lost now. =(
English-native, sadly
Japanese-nearly fluent
German-enough to get around/learning
>>59 look on the bright side
common: english-->esoteric language
uncommon: esoteric language-->esoteric language
English is the door to the world of languages!
Mandarin - native
English - nearly fluent
Japanese - conversational level
Taiwanese(or Minnan if you like) - sucks big time
Swedish - Native
French - Three years, high school level
English - Quite well
Spanish - Native.... even though i forgotten most of it.
Japanese - Qurrently learning. I Suck quite bad at it though.
French - native
English - learned it on the Internets
English - Native
Cantonese - Fluent
Mandarin - Conversational
Japanese - Conversational
French - High School
I can speak Cajun creole and English because they are my native tounges
I learned how to read quite abit of Kanji and Hangul from playing Japanese and Korean games for so many years. My Korean is much, much better than my Japanese, though. Lately as I moved from console to PC games, my Korean naturally got better
I also live in a dense hispanic population part of Texas now, so I can pick up Spanish fairly easy. Cajun language uses lots of French vocabulary and most of it is very similar to Spanish
Hungarian - Native
English - Fluent
German - Conversational
French - studied for four years, forgot everything
Japanese - studying it right now... getting there, slowly.
Slovak - native
Czech - fluently
French - fluently
English - quite well
Russian - studied for 3 years, i think I could buy some bread there
Japanese - passed 3 lessons, maybe in 10 years
lol malpt
jpnese- native
english- a little
French - native
English - fluent
German - Conversational
Japanese - Have been studying for 2 years, still going on.
English - native
Spanish - tres anos en el colegio (se dice "high school" en ingles). Estaba muy bueno, pero he olvidado mucho.
French - enough to be dangerous, mainly from reading VCR warning labels when I was 6.
Japanese - about the same as French, but enough to read Japanese web pages if I look up the kanji.
German - Bits and pieces, mainly from my younger brother.
English — native
Tlingit — conversational
Japanese — conversational
Russian — conversational but rusty
Dutch — conversational
French — reading
German — whatever Dutch I can make Germans understand
Hawaiian — reading
Hawaiian Pidgin — nuff fo tok wit da pake landlady, I stay learn um but
English - Native
Japanese - Intermediate conversational
Korean - Decent to crappy depending on my mood
English-native
german-fluent
french-fluent
arabic-studying
=) after seeing all your posts i feel very dumb ^^;;
english - native
latin - dunno how well now, but years ago i translated chapters of the aeneid
italian - took several years, can speak a little, can understand enough for basic commerce.
japanese - very little
spanish - can understand basics, can't speak a word
i do speak "programmer-ese" fluently though.
mi kan spek in Genglish. mi hab spas with dat!...
ah! Creoles.
German - native
english - fluent
D:
>>77 aber Deutsch mache spaß für mir
I think that german is underrated even by people who speek it.
>>79
With whom?
>>80
half the people at a Star Trek convention...lol
English - my primary language
Esperanto - not a lot
Spanish - even less
Angla - mia unua lingvo
Esperanta - malgranda
Hispana - tre malpli
Japanese-native
English-fluent
Russian-not a lot
:D
English - Native
French - Passable proficiency
Japanese - Learning, starting second year
German - Only took one year :P
Chinese - Just about to start first year
English - native
Spanish - understand most, can speak some, construct basic sentences
Japanese - can read/understand some, speak a bit, know about 100 kanji
>>85
100 kanji , wow cool.
I only know 円
Must be because i study economics ;)
>>86
Haha, that would be helpful.
Most of the kanji I know is basic stuff, like numbers, days of the week, maybe a dozen or so names, some places, colors, and basic nouns. And 円. :P
English - native
Korean - native
Japanese - fluent
Spanish - little
English - fluent
Japanese - basic conversation, 250 kanji
French - a little
English - fluent
Japanese - wannabe otaku phrases =P
Chinese - 4th year study
2chlangauge - native
English - native
Japanese - know a couple hundred words, no desire to learn kanji 8)
took a year of German but I've completely forgotten it
これは本当にくそスレだな…
Really, who cares what language you speak?! I better see a fucking poll created, or else this thread was entirely in vain. Do you really care if some anonymous person knows French - a little whereas another anonymous person knows French - passable proficiency?
This thread would only be suitable on forums that require registration, and even then, it would still be shit.
Even "Residents of Needler High!" was more successful than this!
Even "How old are you?" was more successful and meaningful than this!
[Worst Thread Ever] How many languages do you speak? ver2 [SHAME]
I've taken the liberty of naming the next thread for you, once this one reaches 1004 posts in year 2008!
Go die, >>1!
>>93
I think somebody needs a nap...
>>93
What crawled up your ass? This thread was fine until you took a dump in it.
>>91
WTF is 2chlanguage?
I like this thread because it seems to say that a lot more people at 4-ch speak french than I would expect
>>93
whatever... :P
German - Native (Swiss German, actually, makes for a horrible accent :P)
French - Enough to understand all my Comp Sci/Math Courses.
English - Fluent
English - fluent
Russian - native
French - half fluent
Japanese - beginner-intermediate
Finnish - native
English - very fluent (near near-native)
French - little
Swedish - ditto
Japanese - very little but hoping to learn more!
(...and more and more and more....buahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!)
Klingon - No and I never want to learn it!!!!!!
1337 - \/\/311 i 5p34k 17 b3773R 7h4|\| 4n 4\/3r463 n00b...
LOLZ 1337 h4x0r...
Odd...it displays that one symbol I used correctly on my computer.
What I meant to say was:
"well I speak it better than an average noob"
This is an interesting remark, from a cultural perspective:
> When one of my customers from Korea was visiting here, I asked him if it bothered him that the backslash doesn't appear as a backslash. It did bother him, and he believes it bothers most of his countrymen. However, he was fatalistic about it, "What can we do to change it. It's been this way for a long time. We are used to it."
It's interesting because, like, no American would say something like that. Ever. And as an American, I find this sort of resignedness to just making do with whatever people give you, puzzling.
>It's interesting because, like, no American would say something like that. Ever. And as an American, I find this sort of resignedness to just making do with whatever people give you, puzzling.
how many americans use windows?
how many americans use internet explorer?
>>108 is a stupid, ignorant American.
>>106
using it at all makes you an "average noob"
>>108
You expect to single-handedly be able to change a well-established status quo?
Swedish - fluent
English - fluent
Serbian - a little
French - a little
Japanese - a little
Russian - a little
German - Native
Bosnian - Semi-Native, but not very fluent
English - fluent
French - A little
Spanish - A little more
i speak nihonese desu
English - Native
French - Broken
Spanish - A Little
German - Few Phrases
Japanese - Hello I am Gaijin Man! YATTA!
English - fluent
Malayalam - sort of fluent, I can communicate but reading is difficult
Tamil - I can pick up a few words if I listen carefully
French - 2 1/2 years in school but not very good at it
42
English - LOL AMERICAN
German - I can't understand people anymore, but I can read it
Latin - Passable but way out of touch
Languages really do not stick around in your mind if you do not use them sadly. When did all of you polyglot people start learning all of these languages? Starting in junior high was difficult for me.
I learned mostly because my dad was a travel agent and tour runner when I was younger. We went to alot of countries and I just picked up the language from hearing it so much. Lost alot of it now though, don't go as much any more.
English - Fluent
Japanese - Fluent
Korean - Fluent
Spanish - I can tell customers that they can come back to the store the next day to pick up their order. 4 years of high school Spanish in action.
Japanese - Native
Korean - Fluent
English - Fluent
French - Fluent
Vietnamese - Quite fluent
Mandarin - a little
Spanish - un pocito
>Spanish - un pocito
it's "poquito"
English:a little
japanese:native
I wanna speak English...orz
>>124 is cute unless he's a lying weaboo
>>124
The best way of learning a language is speaking it.
Try to get to know native English speakers.
I wanna learn Japanese orz
>>3
I don´t get it._. pls2explain
>>125
Weeaboos are cute, too(・ー・）
People think i'm wapanese when I post on 2ch, but I'm not, really =(
I speak multiple language
Australia(English)
Belize(English)
Canada(English)
Carriebean(English)
Jamaica(English)
New Zealand(English)
Philiphines(English)
England(English)
United States(English)
etc(English)
>>132
are you japanese?
where thread can you post on?
I speak French, Italian, English and Japanese. French is my first language and English is second. The others are for traveling reasons.
so?
English and Spanish
I think I'd like to learn some Asian language, but I'm not sold on Japanese, which unless you are going to that nation is only useful for badly translating mangas and pretending to be cool.
English, German, Italian. I'm learning Japanese, and I can understand Spanish and French.
>>137
Also; getting laid with weeaboo chicks.
Japanese(native) and English(a little).
I've learned Spanish when I was a junior high school student,
but I can hardly understand.
English(a little)...
That is all.
I want to learn korean so badly. not joking.
Northern 'bad' English (native - vstrong accent)
Southern 'bad' French (native - vstrong accent)
International Business English (no accent & no slang)
Francais soutenu (stuff used to blurb your way through exams)
German (pretty well - helps to have cute german friends)
Spanish (enough to get by & swear a lot)
Latin (no-one but wiccan wierdos speaks this anymore ...ok but I can read & decypher this shit from taking classes 5 years -for the lulz)
I want to learn Russian, Ancient greek, improve the Spanish and learn how to swear & say rude shit in Arabic.
English, and that's it. I want to take other languages (I took a bunch of German in high-school and forgot it all, sadly) but I'm not quite sure which.
German - native
English - fluent
French - a little
Russian - a little
Japanese - very little
UZBEK-native
Russian-fluent
Engilish-almost fluent
Persian-a little
Turkish -a little
Des lenguezos imaginatives:
Parais - native, in io hett
Tonoan - ques spregt io spregtai allteim
Potash - fluvient
Gibberish - aur-fluvient
Quenya - halo!! io est neget ten pathetice...
MORDOR - ius mateis iusit im aet iuot te spreget em native...no chance 'nre hel...
beot MORDOR graz lenguez est.
trú!
Moteltian - lehtl
Klingon - jauk est? seriust? sic?
>>147
what are talking about.
Spanish - Native
English - Regular
Japanese - Little, Still Learning
Italian - Very few phrases
Chinese - Can say hello >.<
English - Native
German - Intermediate
Japanese - Beginner (ie. 2 months)
Nothing.
Im 2years old.
English - Native
But I would love to learn a lot more languages.
Chinese - Native
English - Fluent
Japanese - a little (stil learning)
English - Native
French - Can read most and write, need to work on speaking it...
Spanish －Native
English - Almost Fluent
Japanese - Intermediate
German - Native
English - Fluent
French - well, still not fluent but ok
Italien - so-so
Japanese - just started to learn a month ago ^^
I only speak the LINGUA DOS GAYS!
Dutch - native
Hindi/hindu - not that well but better then my japanese :P
German - understand most of it but cant speak it
English - fluent
Japanese - well it's getting better but im still learning.
Finnish - native
English - fluent, mistaken for a native speaker sometimes
Swedish - rusty
Japanese - errm.. can usually tell what they're speaking about
osakan - native
english - toefl 640
spanish - business level
japanese - i gave up...
engleesh
spanglish - my papito
wapannise - domo arigatou
spanish - fluent second language
portuguese - native
english - 3rd fluent
italian - basic
chinese - little, learning
japanese - little more, learning
korean - more than little more, learning
testing
english - fluent
tagalog - fluent
german - can hold a conversation
japanese - can hold a conversation
mandarin - can hold a conversation
>>168 in the link field
English - Native.
german - native
english,italian,spanish, french - fluent
japanese - almost fluent
korean - lerning
Japanese - native
English - can hold a slow conversation
Deutcsh - lerning 2 yrs, but i squeeze through last semester's test//
174 sry about that
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mandarin - native, but i've been living in canada so long that English is probably 'more' native to me now
Spanish - Native
English - Almost perfect
French - Intermediate
German - Intermediate
Russian - Basic Grammar
English - fluent
German - to good to buy a cola , to bad to talk about einstein's theories.
Norwegian - native
Japanese - almost nothing , but more then nothing.
Russian - one word.
I started this thread, I can't believe it's alive still.
Huh? Why has my ID changed?
French - Native
English - somehow
Japanese - a little
Spanish - a little
>>183
we have your ID.
brINg $100,000,000 To The corNer of NINTh sT.
aNd QuaIl by 5 pm or you wIll Never see IT agaIN.
--ID kIDNappers
English - Fluent [native]
French - Fluent [bilingual/native]
Norwegian - Enough to get by [relatives]
Japanese - Learning. D: [university, woot.]
English - Fluent (native).
French - A little.
Spanish - A little.
German - A little.
Japanese - More than I know of French and Spanish, but much less than I know of English.
Other - Very little per language and none for most other languages.
Spanish - Fluent (Native)
English - Enough to mantain a conversation
Japanese - Something... I can read hiragana and katakana, some kanji... If I go to Japan, I can go back to the hotel by asking someone ^^'
French - Very Little
Italian - Very Little
English - Native
Everything else - Nothing
German - Native.
English - Fluent.
French - Can read and understand some of it. My speaking skills might even manage to get me a ride to Germany/UK if dropped somewhere in the French countryside with a reasonable amount of cash.
Latin - Studied it for seven bloody years.
Spanish - Same as with French, but would need substantially more cash to pay for the damage to Spaniard eardrums.
Japanese - Passed JLPT level 3, taking level 2 this year.
Swedish - NEJ DU!
>>192 you studied latin for seven years? wtf are you a catholic priest or what
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFMYoKqLqmk
Japanese Michael Jackson palody
Spanish - Native
English - Excellent
Latin - V. Little
Italian - V. Little
Japanese - Ermm Few words
Japanese - Native
English - Reading/Writing : a little, Speaking : very little
Klingon - only a word "Qapla'"
No, I live in South Germany and went to a Benedictine monastery school.
Would have studied it for two more years if I hadn't moved to UK after 11th grade.
Four. But two of those are a bit crappy due to bad teachers. Ich habe Sauerkraut in meine Lederhosen.
I can speak two dialect of one language and two other language:
Cantonese: native but only up to yr3 elementary level
Mandarin: understandable but not very good
English: fluent, second language
Japanese: semi-fluent, understandable to conversationable
english - first language
german - somewhat
>BTW,What is Wapanese?
It means "wannabe japanese", a term used to insult fans of anime/manga who learn japanese. Most 4chan users use the word "weeaboo" instead of "wapanese", they both mean the same thing.
Wapanese is the term used to describe a person of non-japanese descent (usually white, however some others are lumped in there as well) who is incredibly obsessed with Japanese things.
A person who watches anime or majors in Japanese language at university is not counted as wapanese.
These are common behaviours displayed by wapanese:
> However, wapanese will take it to an unhealthy level.
> However, many normal anime watchers cosplay as well.
Half of the entries on urbandictionary are trying to define it so it doesn't include the author. Sort of pathetic.
Japan isn't a racist society >>204. It just focus on the group more. Any one outside of a group is ignored and excluded but it does not make them racist. And not only the Japanese, there are also some Chinese who does not like Westerners on historical and social reasons and I dont think the reasons make us Chinese/Japanese racist.
Someone here called me a weeaboo/wapanese once. However, I dont just only know a few Japanese words as I'm currently learning the language in a course at my university.
>>206
You are wapanese. Look at your name.
I'm NOT wapanese. I do know more than just a few phrases of Japanese. And I'm not white, nor would I wanna be.
I'm at least on lvl 3 on the JLPT, a test to identify one's proficiency in Japanese. The typical 'wapanese' wouldnt even make it up to lvl3
>>208
I doubt they could even do level 4.
last I check, I was 4-3-ish, but was too lazy to take it.
>>208
sorry, putting "otoko" in your name automatically qualifies you as wapanese, regardless of your jlpt level.
ps. shut the fuck up, you chinese people have it easy, all that fucking kanji and you can read all of it.
I hope you know just because it's the same characters doesnt mean it has the same pronounciation. It's just easier for me to recognize it but remembering how to pronounce the word is the same as anyone else.
Bragging about how much japanese you know is pretty wapanese too.
japanese - familiar, can speak in a short conversation
Spanish - familiar, can speak in a short conversation
English - Native
French - trying to learn it
:)
Not trying to brag, just stating facts to defend myself from your attempts to belittle me
> your attempts to belittle me
no one here is attempting to belittle you. you're already doing a better job of that than any of us ever could.
Stop using romaji, desperate young male person! It hurts my eyes and makes my balls itch.
男の子. Comprende?
English - Native (sort of)
Spanish - Native (sort of)
Can't remember which two language came first to be my native language. shrug
french - native
english - fluent
japanese - fluent
chinese - very little.
what do you think about that ^__^
Why does a lot of people doubt others can seak Japanese? its not so hard to learn except Kanji
Because of the annoying people who drop "baka"s and "kawaii"s into everyday English to act Japanese.
I don't speak anything but English. Apart from my bakas and kawaiis.
bengali-fluent
english- fluent
spanish-learning
japanese-learning
>>220
>>222
Thats very true in my school kids say random Japanese things they here in Japanese. The Bakas and Kawaiis are O.K. But the kids Say Ohaiyo ,konnichiwas, itterasai,arigato....out of nowhere which really annoys me :-( . I am actually taking Japanese lessons. My dream is to live in Japan after I become a M.D. :-).
Throwing Japanese words into your English for any reason outside of humorous intent annoys the crap out of me.
i'm french and i can say that even here there are those wapanese who annoy everybody around them.....
>>226
Not surprising. I gather that France has had a bit of a wap problem since a Japan fad fifteen, twenty years ago.
Japanese - native
English - a little
Engrish - fluent
Japanese-native
English-good
Germany-a little
Russian-a little
english and german fluent.
In GURPS terms:
spoken written costFinnish* native native [0]
French accented accented [4]
English native native [6]
Swedish accented accented [4]
German broken broken [2]
Italian accented accented [4]
Japanese accented broken [3]
Cultural Familiarity: Western* [0]
Total 23 points
*home culture and language are free
i speak perl
I speak kansaiben only
kansaiben is a dialect of Japanense.
and I'm very proud of kansanben !
One day all the people around the world will speak kansaiben.
Because it is fantastic,marvelous,wonderful..you know,it's beyond description.
once you get to know kansaiben,you'll bet hooked on it,for sure.
you dont even know if its kansaiben or kansanben ffs
roflmaololomgwtfbbq i think a good 60% of the people here who say they speak some japanese only know some words, but they say they speak japanese a little because they are Wapanese
>>240
I'll teach you more fantastic phrases,which are エゲツナー
クサー（egetuna-,kusa-).lol
these phrases were used by Oka Hachirou,who was a famous Jaoanese comedian and passed away a few years ago.
If you would say these phrases in front of the people in Osaka,
You'll become very Popular among them. I assure you.lol
Do you know about yoshimoto ?
It's a comedy theater and he belonged to it.
>>236
I only know that most of the sentences in 関西弁 end with や
And I know that in 猫にゃん弁, a sentence should end with にゃ
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English - native
Turkish - fluent
Arabic - some
Russian - some
>>246
Of course I do.
Yoshinaya is one of the most famous food chain stores.
and they sell bowl of rice topped with beef mainly.
but they ran out of beef bacause of BSE,so they sell bowl of rice topped with pork mainly now.
I want to eat 牛丼（beef bowl ),but at the same time
I'm very scared of BSE.
to eat or not to eat...that is a question lol
>>247
The incidence of vCJD (the human disease that develops from BSE) is about 1 in 1 million, on par with winning the second prize in most lottos.
If you're still scared, you should also start buying lottery tickets.
>>248
If what you've just said is true,there seem to be about 250 patients in the U.S. I don't believe it.
you know,winning the lottery is happiness,but suffering from the disease is unhappiness.
By the way,I've been buying lottery tickets for about ten years.I don't feel like winning it forever.
>>249
Out of 300 million people in the US, only 250 got it?
If we assume that everyone in the US eats beef, the ratio almost works out.
So yeah, lottery.
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>>250
That's funny.I have an american elementary school textbook.
and it says that the population of the U.S.is about 250 million.I think almost americans eat beef except a few people
who have religious reasons or are vegetarians.
you also eat beef ?
Be careful not to win the lottery ! lol
Anyways, >>242, please listen to me. Not that it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yoshinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
The stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>242, should just stick with today's special.
>>253
lol Well,I remember you posted this kinf of stuff everywhere
in 2ch.so I read this story in Japanese.
I expect you to post another funny story next time.
よしのやのはなしはよそでやれ
English, Japanese, Engrish, Singlish
>>254
Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
そんなこと、私に相談されてもww
Japanese native
English not so bad
German very little
French very little
English
Japanese (intermediate)
French (used to know it very well, but now just a little)
English (mostly american): Somewhat native.
Spanish: Native.
Japanese: Currently learning.
Mexica: What we speak in our mexican spanish and words I have learned at school or books.
German: A word or two.
Totonaco: Just a few words (haven't really focused on it really).
l33t: It takes time for me to decypher it, but I can manage.
Languages I would not like to learn (but could):
French!!!!(I detest those gutural sounds, sorry if I insult anyone)
Italian
>>English (mostly american): Somewhat native.
>>Spanish: Native.
What do you sneak in and out?
>English, Japanese, Engrish, Singlish
Singlish? Would that be Chinese English or something else?
>>264
I don't think there's such a language as Singaporean.
>>257 didn't i just see this post in the food section...? it's nearly the exact same post, using the same annoying japanese terms followed by a parenthetical translation. why do you need a bento box, anyways? just buy a lunchbox and use Ziploc bags for sandwiches and things. you don't need to make your own asian-style food for lunch every day like some japanophile.
Singlish is like "YA LA YA LA YA LA YA LA YA LA YA LA". God that's annoying.
English -- native
Filipino (Tagalog) -- beginner
japanese -- just a few words..
English - native
Spanish - a little, studied Spanish for three years and all I can say is a little?
Mandarin - a few words/phrases
Tagalog - a few words/phrases
Japanese - a few words/a phrase
Hawaiian - a few words
As a native English speaker from the US, I must say that I find Singlish to be FREAKIN' HILARIOUS.
Dun be so cheem oneh! Funny lah!
Farsi ( Persian )
sample:
سلام به دوستان سگ صحاب 4 چن.
and also English...
Russian - native
German - fluent
English - fluent
Spanish - a little
French - a little
Greek - couple phrases
I can also more or less understand most slavic/latin languages
Spanish - native
English - native
French - a little
Russian - a little
I learned both english and spanish at the same time in my childhood. I guess it's kind of weird when you think about it though, as it feels entirely natural to talk in either, but I don't get them confused. Even when I think to myself I'll do it in either language for no particular reason.
English- native
Vietnamese- native
Cantonese- native
Spanish- semi-fluent. ^^ I'm getting there for Spanish.
Japanese - native
English - learning
Hintabo - fluent