[suicide]How can I best stage my suicide? [drama] (28)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 19:14 ID:OubO8Y/W

So, I've decided that life is not worth living I'm going to end it all. I still have some final decisions to make, however

1)what should I wear when I do it? Do I want to shock them with my pale naked visage? Do I want to dress up the way I want to be buried and save them the trouble of dressing me for my funeral?

2)Should I try to ease the trauma for them, maybe by slinking off somewhere to die alone - or should I maximise the trauma and share my pain and suffering (eg jumping off a tall building during rush hour -ensuring that I splatter the maximum amount of people possible with my blood and guts)

3)should I leave a generic suicide note, or should I go through my shitlist and mail everyone long letters telling them in detail how they've let me down? Would anyone bother reading them?

4)Who should I leave 4-ch to?

5)How legally binding are wills that are written when you're contemplating suicide? Does the fact you're commiting suicide legally invalidate your last wishes?

So, tell me your thoughts, /general/ -or don't; it doesn't matter to me - I'm going to be dead by the time you read this anyway! ^_^

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 19:33 ID:Heaven

1) Be elegant.

2) Go for the grand finale.

3) Detailed mail for everyone you know.

But why you want to commit suicide? I'm just curious.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 19:56 ID:OubO8Y/W

Life is an unending series of defeats and misery, and it's better to get it over with now.

Plus, all of my friends are.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 19:59 ID:u/eZQIqk

squeeks: im sick of these suicide threads goddamnit
nihon-jin: commit a suicide and your sickness will vanish
squeeks: suicide is a long term solution to short term problems.
squeeks: if people wanna go kill themselves, don't let me hold you back. but, i really dont fucking want it on my website kthnx

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 20:14 ID:Heaven

I was right!

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-26 21:46 ID:Heaven

Overdosing on heroine is by far the best way to go.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-27 09:31 ID:Heaven

Inject yourself with that drug that makes you scratch at your throat to death.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-27 17:38 ID:d1/GtW/C

We just ran out of that

9 Name: sage : 2006-09-27 19:20 ID:Heaven

Could we just get a suicide/depression board or something. It's kind of annoying that all new threads in General either tend to be about suicide or depression now adays.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-27 19:55 ID:Heaven

>>9
How about you go someplace else instead?

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-27 21:17 ID:d1/GtW/C

I'm having a hard time getting my life back on track with all this negativity I am experiencing from posters such as >>9 and >>10

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-27 22:18 ID:Heaven

>>9
I don't think I'm being rude or anything, just making an honest suggestion, as 4-ch has suddenly seen a large number of topics centered around a topic (in this case, depression and suicide). When this happens, it's usually worth adding a board dedicated to a topic. Maybe we could have a mental health board or something? I think it's a good idea.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 03:46 ID:aY16b/3d

>>12
I would use it.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 03:51 ID:Heaven

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 04:22 ID:EuWk1Seo

>>1

>4)Who should I leave 4-ch to?

Squeeks?

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 04:24 ID:Heaven

>>12

I don't know suicide, but I like the Hikikomori/life board idea.

The would be the premier English Hikikomori board!

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 04:25 ID:Heaven

>>16
I need to start reading my posts before I submit, though.

"I don't know about suicide" and "This would be"

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 07:05 ID:Heaven

"Social life or lack thereof board"

"Mental health board"

How's that?

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 08:11 ID:Heaven

/hikki/ FTW!

20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 10:19 ID:4So2xTOm

suicide

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 10:22 ID:VEeFSgS1

A /hikki/ board that requires a doctor's/psychiatrist's certification of hikkikomori status!

22 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 10:26 ID:4So2xTOm

suicide

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-28 18:22 ID:Heaven

>>21
Sounds like a catch 22 to me

24 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 08:01 ID:Ko3+/gWE

FOLLOWUP
Didn't commit suicide, she wrote me back and I'll post the rest over in /love/

Thanks, 4chan!

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 16:09 ID:Heaven

That is nice.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 16:10 ID:Heaven

BUT WAIT! I see you wrote 4chan. This is 4-ch, not 4chan!!!!!!!

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 17:38 ID:Z8pCYmhh

they are fakes. FAKE!!!!!

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-29 20:05 ID:Heaven

THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS KOPIPE

INBOU DESU

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