4chan in the news! (47)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-20 20:41 ID:vZFVkfmA

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&q=4chan

Let us discuss the relevance of 4chan being the news. Also lol party van for taking copy pasta from 4chan seriously.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-20 21:56 ID:Heaven

Allright let's post something threating here so maybe things will pick up a bit here too 8)

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-20 23:57 ID:5TNGWPRF

I am going to firebomb >>122's house.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-21 02:18 ID:Heaven

It's funny how the various news sources are putting 4chan's URL all over their reports instead of censoring it as usual. What will the general public think of such a place!

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-21 03:33 ID:7hQsaLI2

>>4
At least the general public hasn't found us yet.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-21 03:59 ID:Heaven

They see me trollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin' they tryin catch me plantin' dirtay
Tryin catch me plantin' dirtay
Tryin catch me plantin' dirtay
Tryin catch me plantin' dirtay
Tryin catch me plantin' dirtay
My proxy's so 1337
I'm pastin'
They hopin that they gon catch me plantin' dirtay (bombs)
Tryin catch me plantin' dirtay
Tryin catch me plantin' dirtay
Tryin catch me plantin' dirtay
Tryin catch me plantin' dirtay

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-21 11:39 ID:Heaven

>>5
4chan is much more shocking for the general public than 4-ch will probably ever be.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-21 17:32 ID:3c5mDVqd

Listen: On Sunday, October 22nd, 2006, there will be seven "dirty" explosive devices detonated in seven different U.S. cities; Miami, New York City, Atlanta, Seattle, Houston, Oakland and Cleveland. The death toll will approach 100,000 from the initial blasts and countless other fatalities will later occur as result from radioactive fallout.

The bombs themselves will be delivered via trucks. These trucks will pull up to stadiums hosting NFL games in each respective city. All stadiums to be targeted are open air arenas, excluding Atlanta's Georgia Dome, the only enclosed stadium to be hit. Due to the open air, the radiological fallout will destroy those not killed in the initial explosion. The explosions will be near simultaneous, with the cities specifically chosen in different time zones to allow for multiple attacks at the same time.

The 22nd of October will mark the final day of Ramadan as it would fall in Mecca. Al-Qaida will automatically be blamed for the attacks. Later, through Al-Jazeera, Osama bin Laden will issue a video message claiming responsibility for what he dubs "America's Hiroshima".

In the aftermath civil wars will erupt across the world, both in the Middle East and within the United States. Global economies will screech to a halt. General chaos will rule.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-21 23:33 ID:59pLcCAM

4chan's down. Can't even ping it. Did the Party Van go to Moot's house?

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-21 23:44 ID:Heaven

>>1

> Also lol party van for taking copy pasta from 4chan seriously.

Given that a dude got arrested for merely posting on 4chan, I think we should be taking this more seriously.

It's not like yelling FIRE in a crowded theatre...If anything it's like yelling FIRE simultaneously with two hundred other people in a crowded theatre, all of whom know that there IS NO FIRE, then getting arrested and made into an example because you DON'T MESS WITH FOOTBALL.

That's fucked up.

11 Name: 10 : 2006-10-21 23:46 ID:Heaven

Though, with that said... LEGENDARY EPIC PARTY V&!! etc etc

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-21 23:50 ID:Vuo4KbWO

The best comment on this story I have heard is from Fark:

>The whole thing has been a stupid over reaction from start to finish. This guy's life is going to be ruined for no good reason. It isn't his fault the media sensationalized the story. Even the FBI knew the whole time it was a facetious comment, they're only charging him because of the media spotlight to appear as though they are "doing something". Funny thing is, they already DID do something. Assessed the comment and dismissed it as harmless.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 00:01 ID:vZFVkfmA

How did he get caught? Did the party van raid his house or did he give himself up?

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 00:07 ID:Heaven

He gave himself up.

ttp://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Main_Page

15 Name: rawflewaffle : 2006-10-22 00:14 ID:722FOz2I

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE ENTIRE *CHAN FAMILY OF BOARDS. THE SITUATION IS AS FOLLOWS: 4CHAN IS DOWN ENTIRELY. 7CHAN IS VERY SLOW AND SEEMS TO BE EXPERIENCING INTERMITTENT FAILURES. 12CHAN HAS EXPERIENCED SOME DIFFICULTIES DUE TO LOAD AND IS QUITE SLOW BUT IS MOSTLY STABLE. IICHAN IS SLOW BUT STABLE. KOCHAN, NOTKOCHAN, DEADFROG, AND THE OTHER MINOR *CHAN BOARDS ARE SOMEWHAT SLOW BUT STABLE. 4-CH IS FAST AND STABLE. STOP GETTING EXCITED. THAT IS ALL, LOL

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 00:44 ID:wTyGFx+t

Poor bastard...

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 00:44 ID:BXCG7rxF

>>9

We were 600MBit DOSed.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 00:50 ID:59pLcCAM

>>17

Thanks for the info. That had occurred to me too, but I had thought it more likely that 4chan's provider shat its pants from the media coverage.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 00:51 ID:LO/SHGfX

>>17

>>We were 600MBit DOSed.

why the hell would someone do that?

20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 00:59 ID:59pLcCAM

Some retards probably saw the story about the hoax and decided it would be funny shit to DOS 4chan.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 05:44 ID:d5M1inYS

First thought: Wow, that's scary. A guy trolls 4chan and gets charged with a huge crime over it.
Second thought: Wow, that's scary. A guy trolls 4chan and the FBI falls for it.

> "Brahm's unsportsmanlike conduct caused the United States to divert valuable resources from the real battle against those groups who toil in the shadows and laboratories and safe houses and in caves, secretly plotting genuine acts of terrorism," said Leslie G. Wiser, who heads the FBI's Newark office.

Assuming >>8 is the message in question, it's an obvious troll. FBI should admit they fucked up, rather than ruin this guy's life over nothing.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 05:46 ID:Heaven

I wonder if the ACLU or the EFF will take this guy's case. They should.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 14:53 ID:vZFVkfmA

>>14
I still don't get it. All I could make out was that he was under the custody of the local police. Then the FBI somehow came into the picture.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-22 17:40 ID:59pLcCAM

>>21

Actually, the FBI didn't fall for it. They thought it was nonsense but passed it on to Homeland Security, who thought it was nonsense, but passed it on to local officials stating that it was an unlikely threat.

Minor ass covering, proably happens all the time (espcially after 9/11) and nothing happens..but some fucktard leaked it to CNN, and here we are today. Some /b/tard is going to be up on terror-related charges, is likely going to be spending serious jail time in a federal prison, and NSA is probably logging every fucking IP that goes to 4chan, because the media needed to kill some time ratcheting up the terrorist threat.

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2006/10/19/publiceye/entry2109137.shtml

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-23 08:19 ID:Vuo4KbWO

>>22
We can only hope.
Another chance for the ACLU to become the champions of the underdog, I suppose.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-23 14:46 ID:56yxBxPX

>>1-25
this is 4-ch. didn't know if you noticed.

27 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-23 18:02 ID:Ke2Gx94x

>>26
They notice

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-23 18:36 ID:Heaven

>>26

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29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-24 01:35 ID:DyaCqozh

looks like a fucking hill

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-24 03:26 ID:DyaCqozh

YOU'RE RIGHT! IT DOES LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HILL!

31 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-24 06:53 ID:Heaven

>>29,30

Same idiot.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-24 08:46 ID:Heaven

>>28-31
Same idiot.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-24 16:55 ID:Heaven

>>28-32
Same faggot

34 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-24 17:08 ID:Heaven

>>33-33
jisaku jien

35 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-24 17:56 ID:Heaven

>>34
Ching chong ping pong domo arigato hardu gay

36 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-02 06:03 ID:+Sp/bsJ8

>This is truly a cautionary tale. But it's not telling us to be afraid of stadium bombings and 20-year-old "Unabaggers," as one blog called the grocery store worker.
>It's saying be very, very careful - and former congressman Mark Foley will tell you it's true - what you put out there on the Internet.

from:
http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=522395

37 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-02 08:42 ID:Heaven

>>36

>The criminal complaint says he posted the threat 40 times between
>September and October on a dreary little Web site, www.4chan.org.

lol "dreary little web site"

38 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-02 10:20 ID:Heaven

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39 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-02 15:17 ID:LM71KzzC

It wasn't taken seriously when he posted the stuff of /b/. It somehow ended up on the Friends society website and then someone thought it mattered. They probably inserted 4chan into it because he posted it there FORTY TIMES OMG.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-02 20:12 ID:Heaven

Only 40? Pitiful.

41 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-08 00:12 ID:/EZo7vkb

Update on >>15
As of right now:
Error
Access to 7chan has been restricted due to massive bandwidth saturation. Please check back later.

42 Name: Anonymous : 2006-11-08 08:03 ID:7dUGu159

You wanna talk about failures at life? This takes the cake. Bye bye Moot, see you in Mexico.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2008-12-04 20:20 ID:Fm5n/Xac

Nostalgia bump.

Funny what Jakes arrest has done, isn't it?

44 Post deleted.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2011-05-31 00:57 ID:Heaven

Im from the future

This will make 4 shit

46 Name: Anonymous : 2011-10-21 23:26 ID:66CzvwWN

DAMNIT Y NOT WORKING

47 Name: Anonymous : 2011-11-15 10:11 ID:Heaven

4chan just died. /

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