mass suicide methods (59)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 01:09 ID:xlAogUkN

If suddenly everybody in the entire world desperately wanted to commit suicide and in less than an hour over 80% of the population had died, how would most of them have killed themselves?

Not many people are near tall bridges, and even when people are near tall buildings they'd have a hard time getting up the crowded stairs. Gun stores and drug stores would quickly be overwhelmed.

They only way I can think of for billions of people to quickly kill themselves is fire.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 01:10 ID:Heaven

Most people have some sort of pills suitable for suicide in their homes. If not, either stabbing themselves or doing the whole toaster-bathtub thing.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 01:41 ID:36DkDwVc

Get an asteroid to hit earth.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 02:20 ID:3QnMR4XB

>>2
I tried that with a toaster in my bathtub but it didnt work. I didn't do it on purpose but still nothing happened!!

5 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 19:44 ID:mXR3WC3J

>>4
why did you have a toaster near your bathtub by accident?

6 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 20:35 ID:qNiBTwg7

>>4
yeah?

7 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 20:50 ID:6Yiqn0im

Maybe he was eating toast in the bath? I know someone who eats breakfast while having a shower, although he doesn't actually make it while in the shower...

8 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-05 22:14 ID:3QnMR4XB

>>5,6,7
One of my bathrooms has a table sink and a bathtub. So I used a toaster which is on the table to make Pop Tarts. I dont have the toaster there anymore. btw when the toaster fell in my bath tub my Pop Tarts were ruined T_T but I am lucky nothing happened.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-06 05:15 ID:k5QFZmWv

Mythbusters did that once. They proved that method works.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-06 12:26 ID:zSGF46Ap

Replace toaster with a hair dryer, etc.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-06 12:36 ID:FtBFWXXh

One person would have to sacrifice themselves and drive a subway train to continually run people over. There would be huge lines too, because the speed would have to be sufficient and all that. But it's a much more entertaining idea than lame self-stabbing or pills.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-08 17:53 ID:83syuDWk

Get everybody to pile up in a huge pile..eventually the people on the bottom will suffocate or be crushed, the few remaining people on top can kill themselves by other means.

Easy, cheap, simple to clean up.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-09 15:50 ID:6IHL6G3Y

godzilla attack

14 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-09 17:09 ID:pfsU3n3K

Well, for people living on or near bodies of water, a mass exodus to drown in the sea would work.

15 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-10 01:32 ID:HNWT3gqT

>>12
Why does it need to be simple to clean up if everyone is dead?

16 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-10 01:51 ID:HNWT3gqT

>>12
Why does it need to be simple to clean up if everyone is dead?

17 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-10 11:44 ID:CgDkv6ow

>>15 For the animals...silly.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-11 04:31 ID:0V4pMQV8

>>17
Animals die all the time. A few months of decomposition will do the trick. Besides, vultures need for too.

19 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-11 04:31 ID:0V4pMQV8

>>18 vultures need food too.
fix'd

20 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-11 10:20 ID:Dg6BoCiq

give AK47 to everyone. its cheap, its durable and it will be the most fun method of commiting mass suicide.
oh, i forgot, we are already doing that...

well , people can suffocate each other in bath tubs, the last guy should the drown himself.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-11 17:07 ID:Heaven

Everyone should jump in the sea at exactly the same time, and the resulting tsunamis will wipe everybody out.

Now I can't stop wondering if that would work.

22 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-14 02:35 ID:xlAogUkN

Nuking yourself might be good. Probably a lot of people would try to shove things down their throats to choke themselves.

23 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-14 16:16 ID:aIt1haDr

too easy.
suffocation - simple plastic bag will do, every household has one
cutting - knifes, scissors, etc..
biting off own tongue - loss of blood
hanging - cable/computer/appliance wires
jumping - lots of people live in atleast 2 story buildings, just jump headfirst.
ramming head into wall - ancient chinese suicide tactic, only works if you do it really hard, otherwise you'll just go unconcious, lol

24 Name: TS : 2006-12-17 07:11 ID:EtGHv8yj

become computer science and engineering majors

25 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-17 14:57 ID:O04oNgff

>>24
That's extinction, not suicide. Well, suicide for the Demographic of Man, certainly, but... Plus, I know several couples of science and/or engineering majors who've got entirely natural, human offspring.

My suggestion would be that everyone stop eating and drinking right now. Couple of days later, all problems solved. I, of course, intend to cheat and rule over a vast tract of not-people, perpetually in search of canned foodstuffs and things to burn for heat.

26 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-18 08:12 ID:Dg6BoCiq

>>Wow, so i have been planning my own death the whole highschool years?

27 Name: Pierre / Oily Skin : 2006-12-27 16:34 ID:ZHSVivsA

nr 4. are you brittish? couse thats the only reason i can think of, otherwise why the fuck did you have a toaster next to your tub? really craving for toast as you where taking a bath or what?

28 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-27 20:39 ID:Zg3rTtmo

Woah! Do British people really keep toasters next to their bathtubs?! That's pretty hilarious if they do!

29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-27 21:44 ID:MYJ2lV8q

if so, wow

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-12-27 22:38 ID:Heaven

Brits do not generally keep toasters in their bathrooms. I can state this will all the authority of a random anonymous Brit.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 20:36 ID:Rgaq5q3/

how about a mass climate change after a nuclear war that way the hole in the ozone will row and warm up one half while the nuclear winter takes out the other half. that should kill enough that or a lethal dumbass virus that takes out whomever does not use their head enough within a 30 day period

32 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-15 21:57 ID:Heaven

>>31 u forgot to mention peak oil.

33 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-17 23:00 ID:boJMfeTg

I bet it would be a fun way to go if you drove your car off a cliff. Exhilarating!

34 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-22 06:47 ID:DGUlAF2H

i bet i know why the toaster incident didn't work for her. it only works if its submergered into the water while its locked in the cooking position. otherwise there is no eletrity going through it.

35 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-22 08:12 ID:ub5pX4tA

>submergered into the water while its locked in the cooking position

It would instantly make the circuit breakers cut power. No death, sorry.

36 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-23 03:24 ID:LLzXA+z4

>>27
I am American.Its not like it was fully my idea. My doctor said I NEEDED to eat breakfast. Since I didn't have much time for breakfast back then I thought I could save time if the toaster was in the barhroom. Nowadays I just wake up 2 mins earlier and use the toaster.

>>34
I am sure the toaster was on and I could see the red steam and wet Pop Tarts.I didn't know that I could die from a toaster back then.I really wonder what happened? Maybe shampoo stops electricity or it was a really old toaster?!!?!?!

37 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-23 17:16 ID:Heaven

>Since I didn't have much time for breakfast back then I thought I could save time if the toaster was in the barhroom.

Wow, and you didn't see the danger in that?

38 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-24 03:05 ID:MbagoINA

Well if politicians are in on this mess, nuclear holocaust is the way to go.

39 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-24 11:29 ID:qj8ZPKvS

I'd have to go with people near the fire rim or whatever jump into a volcano and people near the sea jump in the sea, people near the mountains to climb up the mountain until the can't anymore, people near the flat lands, since there is nothing to climb or anything like that, don't eat or drink water and lay in the fields, people in the desert just start walking into the desert, city areas just jump in the rivers off a bridge or go to the local university sanction off a wing and gas everyone, same at hospitals or anywhere you can find chlorinated gas. Other then that we can go with the highly popular nukes.

40 Name: Penis : 2007-01-25 07:38 ID:snW435jc

NUCLEAR ASPLOSION FTW

41 Name: Anonymous : 2007-02-01 08:31 ID:gR6qpnPH

while the rest of you are thinking how people would kill themselves I peeked out my door and I overheard that 80% of the world population HAVE died and we only survived because we're all hikkikomori and are stuck in some danky room, DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!

42 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-24 20:40 ID:cAJh9hkG

Death by sneezing. There's plenty of pepper to go around.

43 Name: ND : 2007-07-21 04:47 ID:PqQgU5C4

....I had a radio, toaster, and a portable phone charger fall in my bathrub once...back then I didn't know that you could die by having a bunch of electric things surrounding you...but all my stuff just shorted out and I got breadcrumbs everywhere...

44 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-21 05:05 ID:Heaven

>>43

> Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-24 20:40 ID:cAJh9hkG

I'd recommend some discretion when replying to threads that aren't displayed, thread necromancy may upset some people.
Check the time stamp of the first and last post.

That said, the best way to wipe out the species is to have everyone in China jump as high as they can at the same time. The resulting force from the landing knocks the planet out of orbit and all life on earth is either frozen or incinerated.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2007-08-31 22:50 ID:rXXv3xmg

>>44
That's ridiculous. When people fall back to the earth, the earth also falls back to the people. No amount of jumping up and down is going to move the earth any at all.

Now if you were to jump to the side, perhaps an absurdly large amount of jumping could affect the earth a barely noticeable amount after an extremely long time, but evolution (among other possibilities) would cause humans as we know them to not exist anymore.

46 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-03 02:00 ID:Heaven

4chan

47 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-28 01:06 ID:SDZ58tMV

The most common and effective way in Japan is a charcoal burning barbecue suicide.

48 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-28 05:30 ID:aLFwOPkT

CLIFRACER

49 Name: Anonymous : 2007-09-28 15:02 ID:7Q6xma4c

Line every one up in a line, get guns. One guy fires a bullet. It should go through a few guys. The guy after the last dead one fires. Repeat until EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD.

50 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-01 08:17 ID:cAjLV0J2

>>49
But it takes a while to die from a gunshot wound, even if it's from a rifle.

51 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-01 09:26 ID:pgKSkQ6m

overwhelm the closest nuclear power plant and set it to overheat and wait...

52 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-01 23:54 ID:Heaven

Beside the obvious nuclear apocalypse (which doesn't really qualify as it's not suicide), I believe only >>23 managed to come up with some answers that follow the rules:

  1. Less than One Hour
  2. 80% Dead
  3. No line ups

53 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-02 07:36 ID:sNRVbCDj

You fap till you die.

54 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-02 08:29 ID:t8QXXPe7

By summoning their Persona. ;y=ー( ゚ ヮ゚)・∵.

55 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-02 19:48 ID:XVDuW498

a human life is very strange, we work for our entire life for money, fame etc. and in the end every thing we worked for is left here itself, as we dont take anything with us

56 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-03 03:03 ID:Kbud6a3S

>>55

It's probably best not too try too hard, don't you think? ^^

57 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-16 15:38 ID:7Q6xma4c

>>55

Wow. That was pretty deep.

I think you just fucked up the rest of my day.

58 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-16 23:25 ID:Heaven

> money

I leave it to my children, so they can have a better life.

> fame

If my name is remembered, as some have been, for millennia, I've achieved what is as close to immortality as any man can get.

59 Name: Anonymous : 2007-10-19 14:32 ID:Bzw+A5Zd

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