Be honest!

I've lived in Canada, Spain, England, and Kuwait in my life.

What's one interesting fact about you?

I am thousands of miles away from the one thing I want but cannot have. Even though we're not together anymore and haven't been for a while, I still turn down dates because of this stupid person.
foreveralone.jpg.

I am mortally afraid of farting during sex.

My room smells funky. I wonder if I smell funky too.

I thought I was physically deformed and so doomed to a solitary existence until I was 25 years old, when a girl told me I was "gorgeous". As well, she also said: "before I met you, I thought I was gay".
I still think I'm doomed, though.

i broke my eleventh finger during sex. i heard a pop. no pain so i thought my hip popped so i kept going and finished. a week later i noted that it now tends to pull the the right a little when erect.

I haven't revealed it to anyone I know, my darkest secret is that I am Japanese Old Boy.

>>79 I am Japanese Old Boy

sorry little english...

I like american Boy

and I like Mr.Anonymous Boy...

http://youtu.be/CeuMXPItY34

look to youtube pleas (^_^)

According to my last two girlfriends I'm a god in ed. But I don't enjoy sex at all. I just do it for the after cuddlings.

I want to give sexual pleasure to men as a woman
But I am too coward to actually change my gender

I ride the bus everyday. Sometimes, I see this girl stranger wearing a purple uniform everyday. I had a crush on her. One time I manned up and introduced myself to her. She just sorta looked at me weird and I felt like a complete creep. I still see her sometimes, but we just pretend we can't see each other.

>>84
That's amazing that you actually managed to say something. I don't think I would ever be able to do that.

I am the reincarnation of Atrax Morgue

Everything I touch turns to skittles.

I have schizoid personality disorder and hate all social interaction.

I can speak/read passable german.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCbfivAvIs

I've had sex in 7 different forests

I once crashed my car whilst learning to do Mongolian throat-singing

I've been in the newspaper 11 times, 8 times by name and 3 times referring to things I did but didn't get caught for

I once stuck a paper clip into an electrical socket. It didn't hurt as much as I thought it would, but immediately afterward my finger was covered in soot-like powder and one of the socket holes was blocked by the melted paper clip metal.

In the news tonight, >>93-san is fucking stupid.

>>57
I also do this, I get completely naked and gently bend over the toilet as I do the business. I also wipe then use water to wash and then use paper to dry my working area.

>>92
What did you do?

>>96 Sometimes good things, sometimes bad things. Did some community work while at school, won some sports competitions, vandalised some property, dissed the council, lied about going to work on acid and heroin. The local paper back home featured my photo when I graduated from university. Twice I was asked for my opinion on some random things, you know when they stop someone in the street and ask "what do you think of such-and-such" - one was about the tradition of women proposing to men on the 29th of February, one was about statues being pulled down. And my band got interviewed to promo a gig we had once as well. I think there was something else I'm forgetting atm...

I used to live in New Mexico, nice place but no one cares about the state outside of breaking bad

i want to live in japan and have alot of sons in that country but i from spain one of the wrost countrys in europe

>>100
quedate ahi porfavor

I have a vat of acid in my apartment. Don't ask why.

>>102
does Vitamin C count

>>103
Pretty sure Vitamin C isn't an acid

I have lived in China for years and I'm bored to hell of this shithole.

>>102
Jeffery is that you?

>>104
Vitamin C is ascorbic acid.

>>107
Why would anyone keep that in their apartment?

>>105
I know how you feel. I just moved here and it sucks. Full of dirty white expat peadophiles with TESOL certificates and angry yellow gooks who treat you like shit.

i still post on 4-ch

>>108
Perhaps they are a scientist or maybe they are a pervert with an acid fetish?

>>1
I'm 18 years old but am bald, some people think I am a cancer patient or skinhead
>>105
>>109
are you chinese? Why move to china of all places

My grandmother's cousin was Hedy Lamarr.

>>114

>good imageboards

An imageboard that is good? Impossible!

>>111
Wtf is an acid fetish? Is it like that fat land whale atheist who stuck his dick in boiling wax? Seriously, who the fuck gets off to dissolving flesh? I don’t want to live in a world with perverts of that level

>>116 there are certainly far more depraved fetishes and degenerates out there. it’s how the mentally ill, the corrupt elite, and the filthy rich entertain themselves. while i'm here stuck in my parent’s house playing videogames

>>117

>the mentally ill, the corrupt elite, and the filthy rich entertain themselves.

Is that all?

>>117
what could be more depraved than burning your own dick off with acid?

>>119
peadophilia, transgenderism, trans species etc etc etc

Im a recovering heroin addict. been clean for like 2 years now almost.

>peadophilia

word that originally was invented for infant fuckers now extends on teens and other jailbait in the eyes of retarded commonners. Interesting how the same word now means both the best and the worst of humanity.

>>122 Don't call other people “retarded commonners” when you can't even spell it