[Weather} Damn it's hot [Global Wanging] (8)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-16 23:27 ID:kDp8WEBp

It's 01:23 AM Central European Time, and I'm sitting in my room in southern Germany sweating like a pig. My PC keeps crashing due to overheating every half hour or so, despite the seven cooling fans installed in the case. Of course, this being Germany, there is no air conditioning in the house, and I have to make do with a fan to keep the air circulating. Last night I couldn't get to sleep until 04:30 AM thanks to the heat. I've been to Japan during the summer, but I don't remember it being as bad as this.

ITT we blame Amerikkka and their lack of Kyoto Protocol compliance for global wanging.

2 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-17 02:19 ID:Heaven

> global wanging

sounds hot, indeed

But truthfully, Kyoto isn't going to solve anything.
But truthfully, corporate ass-kissing isn't going to solve anything either.
But truthfully, politicians never solve anything.
But truthfully, we're fucked.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-17 04:55 ID:Heaven

>>2

Yeah pretty much.

Just remember, at Riyadh it's 45°

4 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-18 20:24 ID:Heaven

truthfully, we are fucked this way or that way. the only difference is a few thousand years. so why bother.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-18 20:24 ID:GDOE/p6c

That's strange, here in Noord Holland it hasn't been hot at all. It has, however, rained incessantly.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-18 23:27 ID:B1dMc8qc

>>5
Remember, kiddies. "Global Warming" is religion, not science.

Any and all empirical or anecdotal evidence that can be found or fabricated in favor of it is proof of it.

Any and all empirical evidence to the contrary also supports it, because if it were not true it would not be necessary to have conspiracies to hide the truth.

And when you remove all contradictions from all the messages of all religions--whether it is the Western dead-Jew-on-a-stick, the deathcultists of Al-Lah the Moon God, various Eastern forms of navelgazing and pseudoprofundity, or environmentalism, what remains is clear: God, or Gaia, wants YOUR money. The priests know what's best and want to tell YOU how to live, and they will use all of their power to gain more power, the better to exercise power over YOU.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-19 03:34 ID:a/598WrP

>>6

Is this some kind of cartoonish satire or genuine self-parody?

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