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1 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:04 ID:vWQZtal6

Alrighty then. A nice, non-pube-board-nieghbored boardy thing.

go.

2 Name: Aria : 2007-07-24 15:07 ID:vWQZtal6

Alright, let's go write some plays!

3 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:08 ID:vWQZtal6

somebody write something!

Is anybody else's play only going to be 2/3 of 5 pages of plot and the rest translation?

4 Name: Aria : 2007-07-24 15:12 ID:vWQZtal6

Only for you, Nellie.

5 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:13 ID:vWQZtal6

Yo! My play is called "Vlad Versus Quetzalcoatl." Can anyone tell me what Quetzalcoatl was the god of so I don't have to look it up on Wikipedia?

6 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:14 ID:vWQZtal6

okay so. death. and boredom. and those CREEPY people who stalk schmergo! eeeeww. !.

7 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:15 ID:vWQZtal6

Quetzal was a Mayan god, whom I believe presided over just about everything for the Mayans' capital city, the name of which escapes me...

8 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:16 ID:vWQZtal6

yeahhhhh, nerds...sooo what should my play be al about??

9 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:16 ID:vWQZtal6

All I know was that he was a giant BIRD THING.

10 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:16 ID:vWQZtal6

so I lied. he's Aztec, and he's the ruling deity. like zeus, only not greek.

11 Name: Aria : 2007-07-24 15:17 ID:vWQZtal6

^Well, I can already tell your play's gonna be exciting.

12 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:17 ID:vWQZtal6

13 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:18 ID:vWQZtal6

Quetzalcoatl was an Aztec god; that much I DO know for sure. And he wasn't the chief god/son god, as that was Huitzilopotchtli.

The "stalker" people are odd... but it's flattering, plus they like the same stuff I do so at least I can have some kind of interesting conversations.

14 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:18 ID:vWQZtal6

ahhhhh help meeeee what do i write about???quick some body give me a noun and 2 adjectives

15 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:18 ID:vWQZtal6

named partially after a common native bird, the quetzal, and for the snake ("coatl")

16 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:18 ID:vWQZtal6

somebody else give me another noun and an occupatiojn

17 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:19 ID:vWQZtal6

I dont give a crap about the stupid bird!!!!

18 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:19 ID:vWQZtal6

noun: whip

Adjectives: sparkly, prepubescent

satisfactory?

19 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:20 ID:vWQZtal6

occupation: hit man

noun: tutu

20 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:20 ID:vWQZtal6

Noun: Koala

Adjectives: Crunchy, maniacal.

21 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:21 ID:vWQZtal6

But the stupid bird is one of the main characters in my play and I know next to nothing about him!

22 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:21 ID:vWQZtal6

noooooooo... i need morrreeeee/.....and what was your wierd experinece that you absolutely could not have told mee in the halll

23 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:22 ID:vWQZtal6

mmmm yummmy adjectives... i want ice cream.... uhhh well, stupid birds are stupid and there's nothing you can do about that except for brain rewiring...mmm yummy

24 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:23 ID:vWQZtal6

I've decided that my play is now going to drop the whole Quetzalcoatl thing and now be all about the Grim Reaper because I know nothing about Aztec culture. Sorry to disappoint anyone who researched! ^_^ (The Grim Reaper was originally a supporting role.)

25 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:23 ID:vWQZtal6

that was a look into the mind of Poppy...most of my thought processes start and end with mmmm yummmy

26 Name: Aria : 2007-07-24 15:23 ID:vWQZtal6

Mine has ghosts in it. It's cool like that.

27 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:24 ID:vWQZtal6

Occupation: Plumber
Noun: Soufflee

28 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:24 ID:vWQZtal6

yeeessssssss down with the stupid bird

29 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:27 ID:vWQZtal6

So, Vlad needs money to buy a car and he's just, without knowing what he's doing, signed up to do odd jobs for the Grim Reaper (who is very beaurocratic, but enjoys his job a LITTLE too much). Any plot suggestions? Oh yeah, there's a senile college professor who dies and the Reaper has an obnoxious secretary called Sascha.

30 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:27 ID:vWQZtal6

Shoots the stupid bird and fries and eats it Mmmm, tastes like chicken...

31 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:30 ID:vWQZtal6

ohhh yesssss...stupid-birdnuggets.... anyway, here'smy characters sooo far:Ron Burgess: A happy-go-lucky but slightly retarded plumber who always carries souffl├ęs in his back pocket and squashes them.
Ken Barbarino: An unlucky and unsuccessful hit man who is encountering some money trouble and needs to find someone to assassinate so he can pay his debts but is having trouble getting work because his only disguise is a tutu.

32 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:30 ID:vWQZtal6

oh well schmergo's admirers are ... eccentric. which is in no way to implicate that schmerg's work can only be admired by wierd people, because that's not what I mean. but one of them used the phrase "temporarily on hiatus" which is redundant, no?

anyway, they're kinda raucus and a little too random for my liking. Which means that they simply take the random thing to excess - a little is necessary for life, and I'm at the middle ground (a little more random than is necessary), and they are off the deep end, meaning entirely random and their conversation has no flow. And they sing off-key. And did I metion they're very noisy?

and they remind me of those 30-year-old guys who still live with their mothers, for whatever reason.

None of which is in ***ANY*** way meant to reflect on schmergo, because she's totally not like that. (and no, that was not sarcasm)

33 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:32 ID:vWQZtal6

and I need a crisis to do with the French shutting down all their racing-suit factories. please?

34 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:35 ID:vWQZtal6

schmergo's admirers??? who cares if they are random?? are they hot??

35 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:36 ID:vWQZtal6

and I just realized how horrible that sounds, about schmergo's fans. I say all of those things with moderation implied, and please take all of the things I say there with a very large grain of salt.

Do not get me wrong; I think it is very cool that schmergo has fans, and if she enjoys them, then more power to her.

36 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:36 ID:vWQZtal6

and they are girlies. nice try, though.

37 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:38 ID:vWQZtal6

dammmit. o well. yesssss, there goes Becca being a nut-nut again.

38 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:46 ID:vWQZtal6

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, back. Bored enough to search my name as well as my pen name online.

39 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:46 ID:vWQZtal6

but not insulted by what I wrote?

40 Name: Poprox : 2007-07-24 15:50 ID:vWQZtal6

ooooh i want to search my name... i dont have a pen name.. i should make one. "Rayneesha Shallawalladingdong" I like it!

41 Name: Calvin : 2007-07-24 15:54 ID:vWQZtal6

youre crazy green shirt grl :D.... lol plumber and sufleses i should have thought of that silly

42 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:54 ID:vWQZtal6

somebody ought to tell calvin to get his own computer...

43 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:54 ID:vWQZtal6

Calvin, get yo own computer...

Happy?

44 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 15:55 ID:vWQZtal6

ohhhh yeessssss you touch my tralala... my ding ding dong... ....why did that sing come into my head just now??

45 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 15:55 ID:vWQZtal6

yuummmmy

46 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:56 ID:vWQZtal6

Nope, not insulted! I love the name Rayneesha Shallawalladingdong, by the way. You should say you come from the island republic of Moombassa where you are the leader of the Shamtoofi tribe.

47 Name: Aria : 2007-07-24 15:56 ID:vWQZtal6

This is starting to get interesting.

48 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 15:56 ID:vWQZtal6

I am happy, thank you

49 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 15:57 ID:vWQZtal6

BAM BAM BABY BAMBAM YOURE MY HUNNYBUNNY MY HUNNYBUNNY OHHH BAM BAM BABY BAMBAM

50 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 15:58 ID:vWQZtal6

By the way, I'm pretty sure my work only CAN be enjoyed by total loons. Just reading the first (extraordinarily run-on) sentence of "The Dark Lord's Blog" can make your head explode.

51 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 15:58 ID:vWQZtal6

SHAMTOOFI PRIDE YO>>> DOWN WITH EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS TINY ISLAND>>>> BITCHES

52 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 15:58 ID:vWQZtal6

WHERE"S CALVIN< YO?

53 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 16:00 ID:vWQZtal6

I hate the fact that you can't hit the refresh button on this.

54 Name: Aria : 2007-07-24 16:00 ID:vWQZtal6

...

55 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:01 ID:vWQZtal6

dont you just goto rightclick??

56 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 16:01 ID:vWQZtal6

HE'S WRITING HIS PLAY AND LOOKING AT THIS SCREEN, YO! WHY ARE WE USING CAPS LOCKS AND << THESE THINGS>>?

57 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:02 ID:vWQZtal6

hahahahahahhahhhhhaaaaaaa bitches

58 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 16:02 ID:vWQZtal6

oh, I like it! does that make me a total loon?

and is that necessarily exactly what those girls were?

59 Name: Aria : 2007-07-24 16:02 ID:vWQZtal6

You're having fun, aren't you?

60 Name: CALVIN : 2007-07-24 16:02 ID:vWQZtal6

CAUSE WERE TEHCOOLESTS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....OLOL....SEX

61 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:03 ID:vWQZtal6

YEESSSSSSSS>>>>> THAT WASN'T EVEN cAPS lOCK BEFORE... i WAS TRYING TO HIT THE DOT AND THE MOFO IN THIS COMP SHANKED ME UP.... BITCHES

62 Name: CALVIN : 2007-07-24 16:04 ID:vWQZtal6

mmmmm tasty tasty despair.... oh how i loveb how you taste in my mouth. sorry im just talking bout my play, its emos :D you know scarlet lies and silken promises of a broken tomorow, all that good stuff

63 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:04 ID:vWQZtal6

wHYA ARE U THE COOLEST...... I WANT TO BE COOL. EWW FUCK ALL OF YOU MY NAME IS rAYNEESHA IAM THE COOLEST THING IN THIS ROOM

64 Name: NOT CALVIN : 2007-07-24 16:04 ID:vWQZtal6

Wow... 0_0

65 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:05 ID:vWQZtal6

MMMMM YUMMY YO

66 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 16:05 ID:vWQZtal6

Riiiight, well... falls out of chair Nellie, you actually read "Dark Lord's Blog?" Why did your brain not melt out of your ears into a little puddle like a molten fudgesicle?

And how exactly do you spell fudgesicle anyway, because that is one weird word.

67 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:06 ID:vWQZtal6

GAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA I WANT SOME ICE CREAM YO... AND i WANT TO NOT BE SKEETED ON AT LUNCH ....THAT IS JUST NOT COOL

68 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 16:06 ID:vWQZtal6

I don't know about you, but despair is MY favourite flavour o' popsicle! Sure beats fudgesicle...

69 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 16:06 ID:vWQZtal6

okay so I hereby move to have poppy/rayneesha banned from any language-communication. Anyone want to second?

70 Name: Aria : 2007-07-24 16:06 ID:vWQZtal6

Sure.

71 Name: chthulu : 2007-07-24 16:07 ID:vWQZtal6

do i often wander in and out of youre dreams wearing nothing but a smile and whispering sweet nothings into youre ear while breaking promises in the dark midnight seclusion of the room with the girl you didnt know i loved

72 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

OMG U GUYS SUCK

73 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

Nope, the dark midnight was so darn dark that you missed my ear altogether and the sweet nothings ended up stuffed in my nose. Sorry.

74 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

I CAN LANGUAGE COMMUNICATE LIKE NOBODY"S BUSINess

75 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

Awww, Poppy/Rayneesha makes life fun!

76 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

I CAN LANGUAGE COMMUNICATE LIKE NOBODY"S BUSINess

77 Name: Nellie : 2007-07-24 16:08 ID:vWQZtal6

okay cool. poppy, you lose. (naw, I'm just kidding... I think?)

And fudgesicle - your guess is as good as mine.

Although I kinda like sorrow and utter hopelessness...

And yes, I did read the blog. Just now. I like it.

78 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-24 16:09 ID:vWQZtal6

yayayayayayayayayayyyyy i have friends

79 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-24 16:33 ID:Heaven

You just waisted an hour for nothing. Grats.

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