Alrighty then. A nice, non-pube-board-nieghbored boardy thing.
go.
Alright, let's go write some plays!
somebody write something!
Is anybody else's play only going to be 2/3 of 5 pages of plot and the rest translation?
Only for you, Nellie.
Yo! My play is called "Vlad Versus Quetzalcoatl." Can anyone tell me what Quetzalcoatl was the god of so I don't have to look it up on Wikipedia?
okay so. death. and boredom. and those CREEPY people who stalk schmergo! eeeeww. !.
Quetzal was a Mayan god, whom I believe presided over just about everything for the Mayans' capital city, the name of which escapes me...
yeahhhhh, nerds...sooo what should my play be al about??
All I know was that he was a giant BIRD THING.
so I lied. he's Aztec, and he's the ruling deity. like zeus, only not greek.
^Well, I can already tell your play's gonna be exciting.
and he's a snake, who eats people.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Quetzalcoatl_telleriano.jpg
Quetzalcoatl was an Aztec god; that much I DO know for sure. And he wasn't the chief god/son god, as that was Huitzilopotchtli.
The "stalker" people are odd... but it's flattering, plus they like the same stuff I do so at least I can have some kind of interesting conversations.
ahhhhh help meeeee what do i write about???quick some body give me a noun and 2 adjectives
named partially after a common native bird, the quetzal, and for the snake ("coatl")
somebody else give me another noun and an occupatiojn
I dont give a crap about the stupid bird!!!!
noun: whip
Adjectives: sparkly, prepubescent
satisfactory?
occupation: hit man
noun: tutu
Noun: Koala
Adjectives: Crunchy, maniacal.
But the stupid bird is one of the main characters in my play and I know next to nothing about him!
noooooooo... i need morrreeeee/.....and what was your wierd experinece that you absolutely could not have told mee in the halll
mmmm yummmy adjectives... i want ice cream.... uhhh well, stupid birds are stupid and there's nothing you can do about that except for brain rewiring...mmm yummy
I've decided that my play is now going to drop the whole Quetzalcoatl thing and now be all about the Grim Reaper because I know nothing about Aztec culture. Sorry to disappoint anyone who researched! ^_^ (The Grim Reaper was originally a supporting role.)
that was a look into the mind of Poppy...most of my thought processes start and end with mmmm yummmy
Mine has ghosts in it. It's cool like that.
Occupation: Plumber
Noun: Soufflee
yeeessssssss down with the stupid bird
So, Vlad needs money to buy a car and he's just, without knowing what he's doing, signed up to do odd jobs for the Grim Reaper (who is very beaurocratic, but enjoys his job a LITTLE too much). Any plot suggestions? Oh yeah, there's a senile college professor who dies and the Reaper has an obnoxious secretary called Sascha.
Shoots the stupid bird and fries and eats it Mmmm, tastes like chicken...
