no, it's NOT obvious that I live with my mother!....
hahahahhhhhaaaaa wazzup bitches
oh lord. anybody else?
awwww nellie....why are you so harsh??
grrrrr...stupid story-play-pieceofshit
damned if I know...
but you know me well enough to know how much I mean it (which, in case you'd forgotten or whatever, is not at all)
ohhh nellie. so fluffy yet so confusing..
ummm where is everybody else??
dead. and how do you mean fluffy? for that matter, how do you mean confusing?
wahhhhh????
Love the board name.
And I'm dead, fluffy, and confusing!
This sentence generally sums up my play:
Is there anyone in this stupid town who isn’t either crazy or hasn’t already hired Mustafa Parkington-Smythe to do their chores?
ha. and thank you, I thought I'd give the peeps at 4-ch a little treat. By the way, 4-ch peeps, it's pronounced un-UN-ih-kornz
this sums up my play: the frnch should just reopen their factories, and give Nellie a life while they're at it, because she is obviously lacking one.
I haven't hired Mustafa Parkington-Smythe to do my chores..
And the lead character is named Vlad, and is forced to say 'dagnabit' when any sensible teenage character would be swearing because I do not swear and my mother reads my creative writing work besies.
Heck, and he works for the Grim Reaper. He's not all that believable as a character.
mmmm yumyum
You haven't? Why, Rayneesha, whyever not? He is HAWT.
No... er...actually, Rayneesha and Mustafa are quite wonderful couple names. And then if you got married, your name could be Rayneesa Shallawalladingdong-Parkington-Smythe!
YOU DONT SWEAR?? WELL F THAT SHIZ!! DAMN YOU CAPS LOCK>>>>
OMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMGOMGMg I WANT TO BE Rayneesa Shallawalladingdong-Parkington-Smythe!
I can be quite rude when I want to be, though. ^_^
(I kicked Blake Something in the crotch in Sunday school because he is DISGUSTING.)
GET ME CALVIN I NEED HIM TO WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGS AND SILKEN PROMISES OF A BROKEN TOMORROW AGAIN...jkkkk
YOU KICKED SOME KID IN THE CROTCH????HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
What would be a good middle name for Vladimir McGinnis?
I was thinking something simple and monosyllabic...
i can just imagine that:
You smell.
WHAT DID YOU SAY????? TAKE THAT AND THAT< BITCH!!!@!
in SUNDAY SCHOOL< OF COURSE>>> NOT HIS MIDDLE NAME
how does this sound, i whisper sweet nothings and silken promises into youre ear, and you pay me....by the hour. trust me i can make up alot of shit. I like moneyz :D
VLAD" SMIDDLE NAME: BRAD
Toscado is Vlad's middle name, you imbecile!
ummm, no thanks..you can do it for freeeeeeeee....or i can just find some random hoboand give him a script..that could work.
TOscado sounds like tostito like the chips..mmmmm chips
Well, I asked Blake to stop invading my personal space, and he said 'no thanks,' so I told him I had a fantastic idea and it was to shut up, because he kept saying stupid things about me being a prostitute and stufff... only he didn't like my idea about shutting up and he said, "What are you doing here, why aren't you at home taking care of the children?"
And I glared at him and said "Do you WANT to have children, Blake?"
And he said, "With you?"
And I kicked him and then my mom (the teacher)came back into the room with the snack.
Blake is six foot six and he thinks he's cool because he wears lots of chains on his pants, even though he's always tripping over them.
Idiot.
Vlad Brad McGinnis... I like it, except Vlad is short for 'Vladimir,' and I'm not sure Vladimir Brad has the same kick.
I like it. and I'm wondering whether or not my name would be better as humphrey magic-trousers, but that's more of a compound name...
MMMMM>>>SOUNDS HOT>>>> I GUESS I CANT HELP MYSELF WHEN IT COMES TO THE REALLY TALL GOTHY WOMANIZERS AND NO NUTS>>> ANYMORE
ok caps lock is coming offf
Random line:
Vlad: The Grim Reaper lives in Cleveland?
Mr. Deathly: Where else?
ooh imeant without nutsss...yeah oops
Cleveland..the land of the CLeves...idk ive never been there...maybe that's why im not dead
Yes, I'm sure you'd LOVE Blake.
He doesn't even go to our church, 'cause he's an atheist, but he's here on vacation from Oklahoma with his friend Robert, who used to go to my church and then moved away to Oklahoma, only now he's back for the summer and brought Blake the Drip with him.
And Blake thinks it's funny to yell 'Jesus is on crack!' during church at random times.
I'm a van Cleave. would you like to say that to my face?
Wasn't it Humberto Magic-Trousers?
his name could be Vladimir Bradley Shallawalldingdong McGInnizzle
Haha! Is he Wet Blake? or is he like a sex god, but a jerk? or what?
I would listen to ANY rapper named Vladimir, no matter how lousy.
mmmm...sounds like my kind of guy
what? a lousy rapper?
hahahaahaaaaaaa Blakey...blakeykins, blakeityblake, bulldiddleakey
Blake... is realllly tall and thin-ish but not extremely, and he has sort of shaggy-ish black hair and sort of almond-ish shaped blue eyes except you can't really see them, and he's one of those guys who thinks that having a few strands of peach fuzz means they have a resplendent moustache and beard.
Dude, he doesn't.
yummy...i love me some blakeityblake in the morning...you know, spread on toast
Bulldiddleakey? I'm going to have to call him that to his face one of these days.
He'd probably kill me though.
He punched me in the face three weeks ago when he was complaining because his muffin didn't have any nuts and I smirked about how appropriate that was. And it actually hurt, too...
Calvin appears to have just woken up...
Awwwwww, No-Nut Bulldiddleakey... I wonder if he likes the banana nut muffins...or the Nutty-Buddyssssss hahahaaa
was he sleeping? never mind, I see that he's gone back to hibernating...
CALVIN!!!!!
Remind me to show you the exciting damage done on my trousers. They are quite wrecked.
What's with the random exclamations of punctuation-ful names?
WHAT ARE YOU EATING????? EWWWWW
If you mean what's Calvin eating, he's eating pretzels 'n' vanilla frosting, yes?
MEhhhhhh, I hate this stoopid play.
AHHHH!!! ARIA!!! NELLIE!!! SCHMERGO!!!! CALVIN!!! RAYNEESHA SHALLAWALLA DINGDONG!!!!! wait, damage on your pants??
Ewwwwww, looks like Bulldidleakey's nuts with skeet on top.....nastyyy
his nonexistant nutsss
I'm not Nellie! I'm Humberto Magic-Trousers! whom I should totally put into my play, except that it's about french and american diplomats...
What's the silliest job you can think of off the top of your head? Vlad is listing all the jobs he can do.
How would you know how Bulldiddleakey's nuts look?
And why are they pretzelly?
Does a kick really do THAT much to them to change them from generally roundish in shape to pretzel-shaped?
And why is this getting so intensely perverted?
The damage on my pants is due to me tripping getting on the bus. The left leg ripped all the way up to the knee.
Not really pleasant... I had to tie it up in a Pants Ponytail.
Heh?? A Pants Ponytail??
My play is going nowhere. He still hasn't gotten off the phone with the Grim Reaper.
Yes. Observe. I'm sticking my leg out into the aisle as we speak... er... type.
OHhhhhh, I have no idea what his nuts look like!! But maybe they were pretzelly before you kicked him!! Who knows???
job - ceiling-sweeper? you know, that gets the cobwebs out of the corners?
And yes, do let's leave the bodily functions behind us. you were, after all, the one who complained about the pubic-hair boards, and here you are with this. perhaps you should join them instead...
yay classical music!
Gorgeous, yes?
Did you trip on a paper cutter?? Normally when I trip I jus fall on my face... I dont pants myself
I tripped on my pants leg and it ripped! (all of my pants are too long... I am a shortie...)
and more yay for atrocious French grammar because I can't remember the past tense of avoir for nous!
OMOMGOMGOGOMGOGOGOGGMGGGGG geeez at least the pube people are friendly....
I'd think they'd be friendly... snort
Er.
Sooooo.... how about them lederhosen? Desperately trying to find a new conversation topic.
ha! I love the embroidered-suspenders look!
Random line from play:
Mr. Deathly: I don't think I'll be requiring any balloon animals, Vladimir.
and they have some crappyass advice....gosh. Lederhosen is only cute on CHihuahuas
and small kittens
I own lederhosen. ^_^ There ARE perks of speaking German.
My stuffed ostrich is wearing them now.
I do not own lederhosen, and am proud. Aren't they men's garments?
My stuffed ostrich is offended by the fact that you did not list ostriches on your list of animals that look cute in lederhosen.
Which by the way is German for 'leather pants.' They must have lost something in translation, because nothing is less hardcore than lederhosen.
and ostriches apparently
I didn't buy the lederhosen for myself! I bought them small enough for my stuffed ostrich!
stuffed ones
His name is Antonio Phelps.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....but why did he need them??? DID YOU KNIT HIM SOME PANTS???
Do you call him Tony? is he a .... mobster??
Yes, Tony is a Jet, and he snaps and shanays a lot. and participates in the occasional hardcore dance-off with the puerto ricans.
OMG ME TOO
Bye