IFTA, yo. (71)

1 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:11 ID:pFgpPJe1

HAHAHAAA I started it this time...Write yo shiz, bitches.

2 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:12 ID:pFgpPJe1

I almost refuse to write on this one... but whatever.

3 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:12 ID:pFgpPJe1

hold on, Ima make a new one, as there's a message I need in the first post...

4 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:13 ID:pFgpPJe1

NOOOOOOO!

5 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:14 ID:pFgpPJe1

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAA HGET SCHMERGO TO GET ON IT>>>AND ARIA>> AND CALVIN AND EVERYONEEEE!!!

6 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:15 ID:pFgpPJe1

HAYYYY! This is pretty cool.

7 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:20 ID:pFgpPJe1

fine, but at the end of class I'm putting up a thing that says no more anonymous people writing random things, please, as it's our board and we don't really care what you think, besides which no one's gonna read it once we're through. AND they always write the same things (look at the last few of our boards)

8 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:21 ID:pFgpPJe1

So apparently, my dream about a fictional character I created trying to kill me replicates a scene from a movie I've never seen...

9 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:23 ID:pFgpPJe1

Did you see the board about the Facesitting of Moses?

10 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:24 ID:pFgpPJe1

yes I did, and I think it highly irreverent. If you believe Moses existed, then you wouldn't be so rude as to implicate that he would engage in such behavior.

11 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:26 ID:pFgpPJe1

I think it meant sitting on Moses's face...

which is the randomest thing ever, because he's quite dead by now.

You might as well dance on Abraham Lincoln's stomach.

12 Name: Superfreak : 2007-07-26 15:27 ID:pFgpPJe1

Alright, I'm here. What's going on?

13 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:28 ID:pFgpPJe1

Yeah who the hell is Anonymous...that bitch keeps saying that we wasted our time posting this stuff...and his ID is Heaven..what a loser...yeah, Anonymous...if you're watching this right now, you are a loser. a big fat one.

14 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:28 ID:pFgpPJe1

You just get back to your knife fight, Mr. Carpenter.

15 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:28 ID:pFgpPJe1

I think no one knows...

Certainly not playwriting, though.

16 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:29 ID:pFgpPJe1

I think Anonymous is prolly in this class actually.

17 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:29 ID:pFgpPJe1

i'm dying...i thin i inhaled some anthrax or spit or something, but I can't stop coughing ahhhh

18 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:30 ID:pFgpPJe1

and rayneesha, don't insult the malevolent spirits who apparently already think poorly of us.

(Oh, I see, this is a bad time...)

19 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:30 ID:pFgpPJe1

My bday tomorrow!! get me some presents

20 Name: Superfreak : 2007-07-26 15:30 ID:pFgpPJe1

A pressent? Like what? Cash?

21 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:31 ID:pFgpPJe1

why cant i insult the dumbass that keeps dissing us?? wjoever it is is being a loser

22 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:32 ID:pFgpPJe1

So I have this song from "The Prince of Egypt" stuck in my head...

you know, the guy who played Voldemort also played Ramses. He's a pretty good singer.

23 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:32 ID:pFgpPJe1

because you don't insult people who know our "names" when we don't know theirs or even where they are!

24 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:32 ID:pFgpPJe1

Ummmm yeah... get me whatever your heart desires...as long as its not crunchy... im getting my wisdom teeeth pulled tomorrow..i might not be in this class...

25 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:32 ID:pFgpPJe1

Ooh, your birthday is tomorrow? Good luck plucking the grey hairs, you old person?

26 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:33 ID:pFgpPJe1

Which does not mean you can say shit about me..i forbid it... i will be watching... and i'll get anonymous on your asses

27 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:33 ID:pFgpPJe1

Calvin's floppy disc apparently is not made out of american cheese. :(

28 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:34 ID:pFgpPJe1

ROFLWAFFOLS! U WAYSTED UR LYFE!!!1!!11!!!one!!1!!eleventy-one!!!1!!

LYK IM NOT!!!!1!!!!2!!!!!!3!!!!!!!!!7!!!!

29 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:35 ID:pFgpPJe1

Who is this superfreak?

30 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:35 ID:pFgpPJe1

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG Do not even say anything about grey hair to me....I am never getting grey hair..ever. I will go straight to bald...

31 Name: Superfreak : 2007-07-26 15:37 ID:pFgpPJe1

It is I, ARIA! But today I am Superfreak.

32 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:37 ID:pFgpPJe1

By the way, I was the fake Anonymous earlier on the thread, if it wasn't already obvious...

33 Name: RayneeshaShallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:38 ID:pFgpPJe1

OOKKAYYY Anonymous....You are not the anonymous from before...alrigth two can play that game... i'm going anonymous ya'll

34 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:38 ID:pFgpPJe1

okay so the !!11!!!!!!eleven!! thing was on the Blog, so I'm gonna guess that was Schmerg playing a trick on usses?

35 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:38 ID:pFgpPJe1

I'm boooooored. I really don't want to write a play...

36 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:39 ID:pFgpPJe1

by the way, who was blondeD?

37 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:39 ID:pFgpPJe1

Yes, I have come down from the Heavens to release you all from your sweet paralysing pain, the pain that binds you to this earth made of ashes.

38 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:40 ID:pFgpPJe1

BlondeD??

39 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:40 ID:pFgpPJe1

okay poppy you're an idiot, it's obvious you're coming from the same server as we are... nurrrr.

40 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:41 ID:pFgpPJe1

Mmmm, the crunchy lies of a hopeful yesterday penetrate my thoughts (haha Calvin)

41 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:41 ID:pFgpPJe1

SHUT UP NELLIE!!! I"M BEING AN INTERNET FREAK!!! WHY CANT I HAVE MY FUN_TIME??????

42 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:42 ID:pFgpPJe1

no, you lose. besides which that is vaguely disturbing.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:42 ID:pFgpPJe1

Imean humberto whatever your name isss

44 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:42 ID:pFgpPJe1

What is vaguely disturbing??

45 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:43 ID:pFgpPJe1

Anything interesting going on?

46 Name: Superfreak : 2007-07-26 15:43 ID:pFgpPJe1

My play has ghsots in it. That's kinda interesting.

47 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:43 ID:pFgpPJe1

THe fact that I am so amazing? or my talent at drawing stick figures..

48 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:44 ID:pFgpPJe1

My play is retarded

49 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:44 ID:pFgpPJe1

You find out who BlondeD was in chapter six, yo!

I'll give you a hint, though... when you read it, you shall smack yourself in the face.

50 Name: Anonymous : 2007-07-26 15:44 ID:pFgpPJe1

It's about a hillbilly and the best line is "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"

51 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:45 ID:pFgpPJe1

My play has a "social disease," as they said in West Side Story.

52 Name: Rayneesha Shallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:45 ID:pFgpPJe1

OK im over being a internet freak. back to Rayneeshatown

53 Name: Rayneesha Shallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:46 ID:pFgpPJe1

You have Jets and SHarks and Minnows??

54 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:46 ID:pFgpPJe1

The stoopid computer blocks photobucket but allows livejournal! So I can view all of my favourite art livejournals, but NONE OF THE ART.

Hoo-zah.

55 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:47 ID:pFgpPJe1

What's Rayneeshatown like?

56 Name: Rayneesha Shallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:49 ID:pFgpPJe1

It's a nice place in the GHETTO where they have cotton candy machines and ballon men to make you all sorts of balloon animals.

57 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:50 ID:pFgpPJe1

and I'm so angry that Makani hasn't posted anything for nearly a month! ...or a month today, I think it is.

58 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:52 ID:pFgpPJe1

I'm sooooooo booooooored.

And I don't even have anything interesting to say.

59 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 15:52 ID:pFgpPJe1

I don't either. How depressing.

How about this, schmerg, you teach me how to write witty fanfiction.

60 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:53 ID:pFgpPJe1

Makani posts art all the time on her livejournal. She has a new post today with Deathly Hallows art (Xenophilius and Luna, and Ron punching Draco in the face)... it's http://buttfacemakani.livejournal.com.

61 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:54 ID:pFgpPJe1

Heck, I just write my stories by sitting down at the computer and ranting randomly without any plot outline or plan or script. Yes indeedy. (Though I think they're more silly than witty.)

62 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:55 ID:pFgpPJe1

Oh, Makani doesn't use photobucket as an image hoster, so you can see the images. Yippee! There are some really funny pictures on http://twirlynoodle.livejournal.com, too, but she DOES use photobucket, so you can't see those here. (She also draws a vast amount of Discworld art, which is a plus for me but a minus for those who haven't read that series.)

63 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 15:57 ID:pFgpPJe1

Is so bored that she is posting Scarlet Pimpernel lyrics

La, but someone has to strike a pose
And bear the weight of well-tailored clothes
And that is why the lord created men!

64 Name: Rayneesha Shallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 15:58 ID:pFgpPJe1

ART? I dont know about the art.

65 Name: Rayneesha Shallawalladingdong : 2007-07-26 16:00 ID:pFgpPJe1

WHeeeeee! Lyric time!!
I said a1,2,3 take my hand and come with me cuzyou look so fine that I really wanna make you mine
Ohhh 4,5,6, cmon and get your kicks cuz you dont need money when you look like that do ya, honey??

OMG I LOVE JET!!

66 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 16:02 ID:pFgpPJe1

I find it really disturbing how many people seem to have read "The Dark Lord's Blog" in this summer program... seriously.

67 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 16:02 ID:pFgpPJe1

how many?

68 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 16:04 ID:pFgpPJe1

More Scarlet Pimpernel because I'm bored and in love with SP

I wasn't born to walk on water
I wasn't born to sack and slaughter
But on my soul, I wasn't born
To stoop, to scorn, and knuckle under
A man can learn to steal some thunder
A man can learn to work some wonder
And when the gauntlet's down it's time
To rise and climb the sky

And soon the moon will smoulder
And the winds will rise
Yes, a man grows older
But his soul remains alive
All those tremulous stars still glitter
And I will survive
Let my heart grow colder
And as bitter as a falcon in the dive.

69 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 16:06 ID:pFgpPJe1

There was a dream, a dying ember
There was a dream, I don't remember
But I will resurrect that dream
As rivers stream and hills grow steeper
For here is where the blood runs deeper
Here is where the life gets cheaper
And when the final duel is near
I'll lift my spear and cry

Piercing into the sky and higher
And the strong will thrive
Yes, the weak will cower
While the fittest will survive
If we wait for the darkest hour
'Till we spring alive
Then with claws of fire
We devour like a falcon in the dive.

70 Name: Schmergo : 2007-07-26 16:08 ID:pFgpPJe1

These are the days, YES!
Days of glory, days of rage and the dream
And the dream of Paris preys on my bones
Gnawing night and day and
Clawing through my brain and
No, never kneel, never bend
Rend him to bits, BITE!
For the beauty of the fight
I'm not a man to hunger for blood but the spirit can cry
To be younger and fiercer and fly

Piercing into the sky and higher
And the strong will thrive
Yes, the weak will cower
While the fittest will survive
If we wait for the darkest hour
'Till we spring alive
Then will claws of fire
We devour like a falcon...
IN THE DIVE!

71 Name: Humberto Magic-Trousers : 2007-07-26 16:09 ID:pFgpPJe1

alright, now no anonymous posting after we're done, which is now.

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