Get other kids to bully his kids.
Since there's no laws against time travel, I highly recommend going back in time and stopping the guy from being born. You'd be able to murder people because they can't extradite you from the future!
This guy doesn't sound like the type to just surrender when he has to face a little repair bill.
You'd only make it worse for everyone if you try and fight him.
This is your best solution:
Move again, and sell the house to an even bigger asshole that is sure to drive down property values.
IMO, if you have a bad neighbor, you should be nasty back, in all the same ways he is. Build your own shed and walkway to an even more antagonizing degree. See how many people in the neighborhood you can get to mimic him.
Even dress the same and see if you can get the same haircut. Adopt his accent and mannerisms, even down to the way he stands. Eventually, you should be able to work it down to an art-form where you can predict what he's going to say and say it with him simultaneously.
It's worked for me, and it's worth a shot, anyway.
Shitty suburban drama is shitty.
Life is all about dealing with assholes without being able to dish out revenge. Let this be a means for you to get used to that fact.
poo in his yard
Here is what you do. If your parents really want to move away from this cockbite, then instead of selling, keep the house and rent it out to Section 8 tenants. Especially try to find people with lots of kids, throws parties out in the yard, leave empty cans of Colt 45 all over the way and the wind blows shit into his yard.
Other ideas include:
Have your dogs shit in his yard and throw the poo into his yard from yours.
Kicking his ass might not be a bad idea.
Wait until his house is empty and a little fire in the back might start up.
>>4 has a good idea on bullying his kids. In fact, find out where is kids go to school and pay some bullies to beat their asses everyday. $20 goes a long way in school.
Use your imagination.
I'd read 420chan's shenannagans board. lots of good ideas in there.
Remove his license plate, or scrape off the registration tagg from the plate. He gets pulled over and a ticket for having out of date or no tags. Car gets impounded. Enjoi.>>14
You doing "it" wroooooog! XD
i've been wanting to try this for awile. bomb craigslist with ads for him. very attractive ads
free - apple laptop. son left it here when he went to college. not coming back for it and we don't know howto use it
electronics - same ad as above. make it a super low price like 20 bucks
music - guitar left here by my ex husband. he isn't coming back for it, 40 dollars to a good home. top of it says "gibson" and some cursive writing. attach picture of gibson les paul standard
men for men dating: super submissive, in great shape seeks 'benefits' from a friend. must be clean! find shirtless guy in speedo, attach photo
ect, ect. repeat for every section with awesome deals. provide his phone number for all of them. no email address
>>16
This. Though the bullying thing works too. Heck, it could even be cyber bullying, since the internet is serious business nowadays.
If we hear about more kids becoming an hero because of facebook, we'll know it was you.
Always try to anger him and deny you are the causer
Pretend you are trying to be quiet, but make it obnoxiously loud and obvious
Build a big-ass fence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_fence
May or may not be legal in your municipality.
haha, those are some funny ideas. That craigs list idea is hilarious.
any other ideas? haha
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DRAW A GIANT C@CK IN HIS FRONT LAWN WITH FERTILIZER, SO WHEN HE CUTS THE GRASS TWO DAYS LATER THERE WILL BE C@CK STICKING UP OUT OF THE LAWN THAT'S GROWING FASTER THEN THE REST. AND SEEING AS ITS DESTROYING ANY PROPERTY IS TECHNICALLY LEGAL. AND UNLESS HES WANTS THIS GIANT C@CK GROWING IN HIS YARD HE WOULD HAVE TO KEEP MOWING HIS LAWN EVERY TWO DAYS.
Build a nearly useless house:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_house
Subject to building regulations.
>>24 it's easier and cheaper to salt the entire lawn, and more practical. I mean, it's just a lawn, many people pay someone else to cut it.
kill them.
duh.
Listen, >>26, I have something to say.
It's not that you're the worst troll I've ever seen. And I'm not saying you, >>26, could never make anyone angry.
I would say you lack creative vision. I would say, >>26, that your efforts seem to be not so much half-assed as one-hundredth-assed. You may not be the worst troll, but you are the laziest troll >>26, and you might never succeed in brewing rage in the hearts of men, although you yourself seem to be propelled by a bitter hatred of expending energy due to some deeply rooted fear of entropy. What I'm saying, >>26, is that the style of your posting seems along the lines of a man who has come to this forum not out of choice, but as a recourse to the temporary unavailability of his favorite web site and, being unable to engage in self-pleasure due to scarring, must find a way to pass the time before he is tired enough to go back to sleep, so he may wake up the next morning and check to see if his favorite asian-inspired semi-anonymous website is back online so he may restart his proxy and resume evading his ban which he received for copying a block of text to notepad, renaming the file, and running it as a program. >>26, while you may be a terrible troll, it is with great irony that quite possibly you have become a first class Master Troll without realizing it. That no one responds, not because they simply ignore you, but because they have all suffered massive strokes and died right after reading your many posts or simply shot themselves in the face. Anyway, >>26, what I'm really saying is you should smoke some rocks.
Wow, >>26, impressive work with only 3 words! Love to see you work with more!
>>26
I see you have perfected the art. Will you teach classes in troll school in /net/ when, if ever, it is created?
If he is dead how can he be in a living hell?
Well don't kill them that's illeagal,and giving them rest from the stresses of life...keept them alive...try something like find a Satanist or a Wiccan and curse them in some way (thought of this since I am a Satanist (lmao)) maybe try looking on Google for satanists but since we're mostly secretive about our religon it may not work out...go asking around your neighborhood for a satanist or wiccan...(note spells cast on others require hair samples of the vicim)
Subscribe him to a bunch of gay pr0n magazines, and post his phone number on /b/. You could also order pizzas to his house!
>> 24
same idea as 24 but instead use powder bleach (or something like that)
this works even better if they have a sprinkler system or it rains later in the day
then the image of where ever you sprinkled the powerder will be burned on to their lawn. (kills the grass)
I think its better than fertilizer because you can't just cut the grass back down and it works faster =)
and hey OP you should post back some of things you tried =D
I'm poster 33 again
you need to make sure the lawn gets water soon to activate the bleach.
thought i should just add that in
holy shit man.. pick up a copy of the anarchist cookbook and make some shit up!!
YI have a terrible problem. My father has been dating someone that I live across the street from. He owns the building I live in, and when I moved in she has been harrassing me to the point where I cannot take it anymore. She threw a bar stool at my dad, was cponvicted of it and then targeted my sister by punching her in the face in front of the grammar school my niece and nephew as well as her son attend. Needless to say, she was arrested and peosecuted. Now, I'm the target and she's gone so far as to tell my dad she will do anything to make me miserable. She threatened my life at the local Bodega in front of everyone and the police were called. Since I personally do not even know this woman I was denied a restraining order, even though my dad and sister have had multiple restraining orders in the recent past. She went so far as to filer harrassment charges against me the last time he dumped her, and he's seeing her again. I've exhausted all legal channels and I don't want to leave the neighborhood I was born and raised in because this psyco, gold digging b!tch can't pay her bills and emotionally blackmails my dad. I'm suffering from serious health problems and do not need the added stress. So is my dad but he can take care of himself and I'm feeling awful that such a terrible woman is doing all she can to hurt me. Does anyone know what I should do from this point on I'm @ my wits end!!!!
Instead of fertilizer or powder bleach use liquid herbicide. Pump undiluted herbicide into water balloons and ditch them from a safe distance during the night. Throw broken glass, used syringes and trash collected from a junkie alley in the yard.
I have an asshole father I hope he dies in his sleep tonight!
> Throw broken glass, used syringes and trash collected from a junkie alley in the yard.
That's just sick and demented. Not cool at all.
>>That's just sick and demented. Not cool at all.
still legalish though. or at least hard to get caught doing it.
If some barefoot neighborhood kid takes a shortcut through his lawn and steps on a used syringe and as a result contracts HIV, I'd call that manslaughter.
>>23
What, and the other ones didn't?? People are suggesting 'harass him nonstop via craigslist' 'bully his children!!1 lolz' 'beat him up'. and then someone suggests 'build a tall fence' and it's the most disgusting thing you've seen?
This entire thread sucks. I thought this place was meant to be mature.
Photocopy an $100 bill and put it on his doorstep.
Make a fake bomb and put it on his lawn. Then phone the cops.
Make a stink bomb, put it on his door step and knock n run
If he is out mowing his lawn dress just like him and mow your lawn too. Keep imitating him and he will get pissed
kill dah niggas!!!
whatever you plan on doing just make sure the police have not been involved its a hell of a lot easier to do stuff, my neighbour is a bastard but cus the cops are involved im limited to what i can do to piss him off