I am a Mac user and I just got sent this bullshit... (13)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-29 20:44 ID:UmDV62Km

IS that fucking funny http://www.themacuser.org? Why do people hate Macs?

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2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-29 20:46 ID:c49QJZUG

The Mac is an majestic tower at sunset, hoarding scarlet from the setting sun. No apertures mar its austere beauty, and clouds of birds spiral around it, falling upward like scattering leaves.

Windows is an aging geisha with honeyed lips and lilac tongue, whispering her delights to you with hushed voice a melody of clear song. She coyly blinks as if you were her first, but many before have discovered the secrets that lie beneath her kimono.

Linux is a sheet of ice at the bottom of a jade vase. It is a whisper between the chirpings of crickets. It is the sunlight behind a gauzy cloud. It is a pearl nestled in the snow.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-29 20:47 ID:W1eAGFm0

I thought mac users were hip. This is pretty old.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-04-30 01:30 ID:+j3IelQd

>>1
It costs $5000.

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-05 00:39 ID:3tEr8P24

>>4
Or in other words, they are simply way over priced for a computer. You're paying for the brand.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-05 04:39 ID:oZ8SblX6

>>1
that guy is using a mac.

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-05 08:39 ID:ahlLkalS

I'm studying geology, and our written work has to be stylistically and grammatically correct, or we get marks deducted.

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-05 16:31 ID:Heaven

>>7
MULTI-THREAD DRIFTING!

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-06 13:58 ID:Heaven

>>5 No worse than Alienware at the end of the day though. Probably cheaper even.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-07 07:46 ID:hiC1KPD+

PC users are always saying crap to us like "you don't have any games", as if we haven't been told so a million times already. And then they go and portray us as the obnoxious ones, because one of Apple's commercials made them all butthurt.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-09 00:06 ID:Heaven

>>5
Comparing the prices of a PC and a Mac only on the hardware, conveniently disregarding that the first will only let you use Linux or Windows, is hypocritical. The ability to run OS X correctly provides significant value.
(Hackintoshes don't count, at the very best they are horribly clunky, buggy, and hard to update).
And saying that macs are over-priced only considers the high-end market, which is dishonest.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-09 01:09 ID:Heaven

PROTIP: Apple do not allow people to run OS X on unblessed hardware
PROTIP: Apple charges $5000 to customers that want to buy Apple blessed hardware.

13 Name: Anonymous : 2008-05-09 12:33 ID:Heaven

>>12
Go to their fucking site for the prices you idiot.

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