ITT horrible comments found on the Internet (15)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-24 17:15 ID:vY4OK2uw

I was browsing a Myspace group for bondage lovers today and saw this comment in one of the forum threads:

>Posted: Jun 27, 2007 4:21 AM
>well, it's not really a disibility, but my husband and i had a lot of trouble when i was pregnant last year. especially in the last few months of it. there are certain positions that become impossible, you can't stand for long periods of time, and we had to cut out whipping, fisting and breath play which are all my favorites. i almost hate complaining about it because pregnancy is just temporary, and i know there are a lot of people with life-time disorders, but for a few months there, activities become extremely limited.

Followed by this:

>fisting ? i didnt know that was a no no while pregnant

What the fuck

I can't even begin to think what they're going to do after the baby is born...

2 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-24 17:47 ID:Q89F3+57

Baby's gonna come out with knucle marks on its head.

3 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-24 18:17 ID:w5eShFfq

Holy shit. Kid is going to be a born and bred fighting machine.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-24 18:32 ID:Heaven

Falcon punch!

5 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-24 20:59 ID:YGLVgXfA

your baby will be mad at you........

6 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-25 03:06 ID:Al0TOp0B

I always thought that was a no-no during pregnancy....

7 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-25 04:52 ID:8/Gtw4f5

haha, this couple sure got nothing else to do...

8 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-25 11:04 ID:Heaven

I lol'd way too hard at this.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-25 18:54 ID:dABqqDLI

I envision an quick, painless labour.
The thing will just shoot right out.

10 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-25 23:06 ID:qy/+wZ36

They'll probably have to cut out the muay thai as well.

11 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-26 02:51 ID:Q89F3+57

I reckon they could just get a vet to pull the baby out instead of bothering with hospitals and obstetricians.

12 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-27 06:24 ID:MqpOJ8ur

That baby is going to grow up to be the fucking Fist of the North Star!

13 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-27 08:34 ID:Heaven

>>2

Haha shit, that's hilarious.

14 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-27 19:39 ID:DIKZoqwI

>>12
oh u

15 Name: Anonymous : 2008-07-27 22:16 ID:B23Xfb4v

i'm sure breath play is really good too

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