Just thought it could be like a time capsule; a lot of fun!
I am drinking a large cup of plain espresso.
That's right, ladies and gentleman: Plain espresso.
Do you know what that means? That means espresso, without milk, without cream, without sugar, or anything else.
That's just how I roll.
JEWS
Meeegaman! Meeeeeeeeeeeeegaman!
Anonymous was here
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and read manga and other cool shit like that, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
I'm a hardcore fan with FF8, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Balamb Garden where I would often train with Zell in the training center and help Selphie with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Selphie, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!" This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Headmaster Cid and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for SeeD, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Cid said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works, but make sure you put the gun in your mouth for better accuracy, If you can't afford a gun, jump off a very VERY tall building, I wouldn't recommend pills because it's not a guaranteed method of dying, you could just get really really sick and be hospitalized." I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and purchased a gun (I'll even post the gun with receipt, if you want) But Friday I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too fucking real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.
I have a french press coffeemaker, but no coffee. sad face
I like dicks
Yes girls. It's me. Yes, it's me, John. Yes, but you, to hell with what I like girls that is. I've gone and klämpt in this sweet three-four days now that is. I saw a damn fine girl in town. And then I saw another one. And then another one. And then I saw a number of well. Well damn what you get horny. Hellstén when they're like that little younger, you know. Have tits. You just want to go and lick them. Oh damn, that is. It's like lolopip, you know. You just lick. Drag it into your mouth, you know. Suck dick. Oh. Damn good then.
I mean of course the girl is. I did not mean dick, I'm fucking gay damn. Heh heh heh. Nähe hell. You are an idiot. No, what the hell I like girls that is. Just Suck. Ruska himself into muttan only. Dig your head down in muttan. Ohh. Damn founded then. Ohh. It's damn nice. Ruska himself into muttan. Ååhhhh you just shake your head. Lick muttan only. Ahh. Beautiful girl, you see. Blondes. Yes, but Satan also. Damn nice. Big tits hanging. Well to hell with what surely nice words. Linked. You can lick and suck. Suck on her tits. Have you done it sometime? Damn it is surely nice words. Hell. You become totally fucking vrålkåt just thinking of it. Will not you? Yes, but Satan. Hell, I like girls that is. Ohh. Damn, too. I love girls. I just want them. For myself as well. Just to hug them. Then dress them. Adding them in bed and roll them, and withdraw your dick in pussy. Oh but the devil huh najs So. Ohh. Fucking nice. It is surely nice damn it. Oh, but Satan. You get the fuck boner just thinking about it. Yes, but Satan is. Yes, but damn. I get so fucking horny. I have to take and look at porn now. Let's see if I have anything Jenna Jameson. Yes but it's damn nice. Jenna Jameson, you know. Oh hell. She takes them in the ass and everywhere, you know. Yes. Damn. Fy fan va nice. Jenna Jameson. Yes, but Satan va najs it is, with porn. Porn when you are lonely, you know. It just sits and jerking bun all fucking day. Yes, but Satan. Ideally, when you have insurance, too. You sit, to live on benefits and jerking bun. But Satan. But what if you had a real girl. And fuck the whole damn time. When you are horny, you know. Then where you'd like to have someone to pump. They want someone to pump, you know.
Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh. It just pumps the semen, you know. Just flying, you know. Ooooh. And then will you. Ahhhh ah ah. "Yes baby!" You say then, you know. Then just say "Lick it up", you know. "Lick it up" if it has gone off. Yes, sometimes the father were not part, you know. Nah, Satan. Sometimes it's like to shoot, you know, and late father everywhere, you know. Yes, but it is not so nice, but hell, it must of course take the girl up late, you know. Hell, yeah. She got it where, you know. The girls are good at keeping track of things and clean up and stuff. Yes, but Satan. That's sentencing task in principle. They are supposed to stay on and clean up and then things like that, you know. Yes satanimig, you know. Dom drives. They scrub the floor ... and. Well they do everything they say like they say to them that they should do.
Yes, it says only: "You, take and scrub the toilet, you know. Toilet seat". Yes, the laws of the. And installing the computer, and virusprogramm on your computer. Yes, but oh hell. But best is the course to fuck.
Yes, but it is quite obvious. Fuck pussy is like a fucking smorgasbord of a man. Yes. No, I'm not going to talk more about this now but I hope you enjoy my video. Well, goodbye to you.
Of knullfittaren in me. Hell, yeah. Do it. It is founded, you know. Hao bastards.
I will be able to speak proper Japanese and no longer be NEET.
Kill yourself if this is not the case, future self. (´；ω；`)
Wing wong ding dong.
My little contribution toworld culture.
I'm so lonely. I hope that changes soon. Fucking hell.
I anticipate staring at this post, one day, and being completely unable to remember if they were my words or someone else's. Of course it was you, dummy.
im surprised people still post here.
No, this was your post.
In the future you will thank 4-ch for all the good advice the gentlemen here have gave you
The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.
Why did you waste a few seconds typing this? Why do you still remember posting this? You must still be a loser. have you even traveled yet? Get back to me in 2013.
Anonyomus was here; Anonymous sucks a big one!
Consider this: A pack of wild Niggers.
Savage, slavering Niggers nearing your white home. Trampling your white lawn. Raping your white daughter.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The Nigger leader grabs your wife and fucks her with his shaman stick.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your household. They watch barbaric shows on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the downfall of White Man.
Best of luck; if not, goddamn it!
~you know who you are
>>19
ok seriously where the fuck did this even come from who wrote this why does it exist
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Ted Rea of Shattuck, Oklahoma will still be a rapist.
>>28
Lower your standards, fatty. You will be happy someday.
I think that even in 2013 posts from 2005 are still gonna be here
collegewin.blogspot.com
May my name go travel through time itself. Hello future me from June first 2011! We had some nuts weather today! Come back and screentshot this in 2013! Okay?
My captcha was "pone" by the way.
If you're still alive to read this, remember what's important.
The world was supposed to end in 2012.
Well, roll on 2038...
Be less assuming judgmental and nervous an more naive and open eyes open minded and unsure of what could be and what is and you will be more honest and your innocence will be regained.
Why, then the world's my Ding-a-Ling,
Which I with sword will open.
I wish 4chan wasn't so shitty...
>>42,43
Don't mean to sound like a hipster, but popularity does that. It's slowly turning the whole internet to shit. I just hope the masses stay away from textboards forever because they're "outdated" or something.
Yeah. I love textboards. They have a cozy feel to them.
Test.
4-ch is like a nice cosy coffee house.
Not much changed, but that's alright.
I'm posting from the future!
I hope we don't regret these days 10 years from now.
stayin' alive
if you haven't worked on a game or accomplished something future me go do it asshole
>>57
What's it like to connect with another human being long gone? I wonder if they're drinking espresso today too.
So much time has passed but so little has changed.
It makes me feel a little sad.
oh wow this thread is still here.
...and at first I genuinely wasn't sure if post >>15 was mine. It has that creepy familiar ring of something I worriedly proofread a dozen times before posting it so I think it must have been.
I wouldn't say I'm lonely now. Very little has actually changed so I guess I've lowered my expectations or matured or something.
'It could be worse.'
I hope I make it to the future. Sayonara Space Cowboy.
I just got a new phone, 5" screen and less than 7mm thick. How crazy is that? Are phones paper thin there it 2018?
interesting thread
The future is here guys. Happy future day today.
Today I shitposted on another thread on 4chan, shitposted on 8chan for the first time, and proceeded to shitpost on every other Chan that is still somewhat active. Sometimes I wonder where my life went wrong and when I became the living meme which I now am. I miss the good old days when I actually tried to make meaningful contributions to discussions instead of simply derailing them.
I love taylor swift music, and she is so hot
>>7
Lets hope he made it
(´・ω・)
My life is going not good...
>tfw posting from the future
>>74
What an enigmatic post...
One can only wonder what was going through this poster's mind when he wrote the mysterious word "benis"...
Does it have philosophical significance? Is it a riddle? Maybe it represents the poster's troubled childhood?
Perhaps we will never know...
Goddamn it's almost 2016...
Wow, this is also still here.
Heh, I'm not that much better than I used to be, but I'm stronger. Well, if I don't die soon enough, I hope that I get strong enough to be able to become far more. I need to be strong and I want to be stronger!
Also, 2D girls will always be the best!
This is actually my first post on 4-ch.
>>78
May the power of 2D sustain you to the strength you need to post shit about my waifu.
>>72
My life is also not going well. I don't have the energy to deal with things anymore.
I've missed out on all the important opportunities in my life because I was too tired.
I'm exactly the same. I have no energy or motivation to do anything. Just getting out of bed sometimes requires too much effort. I'm on adderall and some other medications that are supposed to boost one's energy level, but no matter how much I take, they never seem to work.
I don't know what to do. I've been a NEET for over a decade now, and a shut-in for most of that time as well. I have no capacity to function in the outside world. I can't do anything.
All I have is my husbando. He's the only one who will ever love me. I'm too worthless for anyone else to tolerate my presence. Only someone who's perfect like he is could love someone as unloveable as me. It's wonderful to have someone who will never die or abandon or betray you and who will always love you unconditionally, but it's hard, not existing in the same reality. I can only be with him while dreaming. The dreams I have of him are bliss, but they're short. When I wake up from them I usually start crying because it ended and I'm alone again.
You're right, he does. It helps a lot, knowing that he's always with me and supports me no matter what. But with things as they are, still it's hard to get motivated even knowing that he believes in me. I've been a NEET for almost half my life. I don't know anything else.
:^) 2016 here
ur mom is now
Am I... dead????
yes
the future is in 2020, that is the cut off point for me
93 get. This is the greatest post of 2016.
fuck this thread im tired of it... can we talk abou something else now?
>>95
ok so let's talk about your mom. Will your mom still be on the front page in 2013?
nothing will ever change
4-ch is limbo
my time is now
happy 100!