Daily Haiku (97)

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-28 23:25 ID:W15ICr4h

Let's write haiku poetry about our day. I'll start with this.

Skeletons, creepers,
Zombies, killing me all night
Hardcore is too hard

2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-29 02:09 ID:e8wCCP+2

A YouTube comment
Accusation of diaper shitting
Funniest thing all day

3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-01 17:14 ID:U82rU0u2

One billion bytes
Of Russian photography
Now on my hard drive.

4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-01 23:40 ID:a0HTC6Y2

Taking it easy
My last day is Saturday
Let's hope this works out

5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-02 18:56 ID:jrKinevC

>>4

This better not be

Talking about suicide.

So help me Allah.

6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-13 23:43 ID:jvXnaiM7

i saw a june bug
it was eating my cabbage
OP's mom is a whore

7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-14 15:16 ID:CMRuExfE

>>3
I read this
as "Russian Pornography"
every fucking time

8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-25 02:48 ID:xwtykHFb

The harsh rain
is very forbidding.
My bones ache.

9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-12-26 02:16 ID:CMRuExfE

Noxious gas
emitted from my anus
smells kinda bad

10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-28 19:28 ID:BKw09JxP

>>4
I made the right choice
Everything is working out
I am very pleased

11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-12 01:19 ID:gZOuiNnu

I'm replying to
a 3-4 month old thread
This is 4-ch

12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-28 16:24 ID:QEWpMgDe

Big ol' smelly poop
My cheesy encrusted dick
Immaturity

13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-30 16:34 ID:CMRuExfE

long cat
is
looooooong

14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-31 10:56 ID:O5KEpDOJ

Mods won't you please add
a guide to haiku format
to the shit OP

15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-01 16:29 ID:6ImGtokD

Time in the Iso
Gaze into the fist of Dredd
For I am the law

16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-02 16:42 ID:6ImGtokD

I am so hungry
For the flesh of the living
It is time to feed

17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-03 11:33 ID:pOOOJvbE

Examinations.
Soon I will be panicking.
Thanks. Salutations.

18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-03 12:12 ID:6ImGtokD

Time to post shit memes
I get off from your anger
I am shitposter

19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-05 02:44 ID:UbZ9hVx/

I need employment
She has been here way too long
How can I escape?

20 Post deleted.

21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-06-07 19:39 ID:w0BpdlQY

Nine whole gigabytes.
But it turned out that it was
Not good anyway.

22 Name: bps's mammy : 2015-06-11 01:19 ID:l3nGk2WQ

This whole site is shit
Who the fuck even are you
Absolute nerds lol

23 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-18 14:17 ID:UbZ9hVx/

>>4
Found new employment
Sometime during the summer
But now I'm quitting

24 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-08 23:44 ID:iFWjN7OC

School is not easy
But it's not that hard either
I hope I get by

25 Name: tokiko!5yOaZrqx.c : 2016-02-09 13:06 ID:RdyDrrl+

Negroes tongue my rectal area

26 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-10 22:59 ID:M7dy3aOa

Please don't write haiku
in non mora timed languages
Like japanese, or hawaiian, or sanskrit

27 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-12 13:30 ID:JMWBvRgm

Life's a bitch and then we die
that's why we get high
that's why we smoke lie

28 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-13 23:24 ID:UbZ9hVx/

I want solitude
Only until I get it
Then get depressed

29 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-14 02:27 ID:P4TNV6+F

The heat where I live
is unbearable when I
use my computer

30 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-18 21:44 ID:pXMEEnSG

4 Channel is slow
More users will make it fast
More shit posts ruin this

31 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-21 15:39 ID:dlKd86T7

People eat weird shit
Mushrooms, when you think about it.
I still love them though.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-22 23:14 ID:iFWjN7OC

My motivation
Is slowly slipping away
And has been for years

33 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-01 08:10 ID:d1Rdxg9K

My slow internet
Loads 4 channel very slow
Goddamn, I hate it.

34 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-01 12:12 ID:iFWjN7OC

>>33
That's what it was like
When textboards were popular
You should embrace it

35 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-15 03:52 ID:WcHPfvLx

Woke up very late
forgot to make some coffee
now its time to sleep

36 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-17 12:53 ID:MyrpABiK

Had pizza today
burnt it a little bit though
3rd strike's a good game

37 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-20 20:16 ID:s7A/eITj

Ah my pleasant, little 'board
Such a pleasant night indeed
Mittens and kittens,
Snowfall! the first day of spring!
Bossanova and coffee,
Oh, what a feeling, indeed...

38 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-21 12:45 ID:dGr+l0aB

I'm making a game
But the graphics are subpar
I need to practice...

39 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-25 12:31 ID:UbZ9hVx/

My life keeps changing
But this board always remains
Please never leave me...

40 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-27 02:30 ID:4Tp69S4k

Called Bloom cherry trees on Univ
By high school students
Reach telegram of success

41 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-27 02:33 ID:4Tp69S4k

Called Bloom cherry trees on Univ
By high school students
Reach telegram of success

42 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-29 04:17 ID:7n0h1fqd

My exam is done.
I'm looking at the results.
I hate Calculus.

43 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-30 22:07 ID:iFWjN7OC

>>42
It's okay, Anon
Try doing extra problems
That helps me, at least

44 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-31 01:33 ID:qgcrkOTC

Beat up the bad guy,
Corpse in the elevator.
Now I have a gun.

45 Name: Anonymous : 2016-03-31 15:16 ID:iM6KRyOB

Swan lands in clumps of white water lilies
It shakes lilies
Then can't know wings or lilies

46 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-02 14:06 ID:464pZwf4

Slept in until 3
A productive day for me!
Now what should I do

47 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-09 15:03 ID:WO0ZQvxx

Wake up, feeling tired
Post cee pee on image board
Fap myself to sleep

48 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-14 02:39 ID:fgipSoNy

>>47
rofl
that's a good one anon

49 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-14 12:03 ID:DqEMl2oK

Gave no fucks at work
I wish I could go to sleep
Will now get haircut

50 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-16 01:39 ID:pNQoDAWP

I made some pancakes
I also ate the pancakes
Unsurprisingly

51 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-16 11:18 ID:Heaven

Another year past
Today, it is my birthday
and nothing has changed

52 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-19 19:43 ID:MyrpABiK

Saw a funny post
Giggled for a little bit
Turns out it was mine

53 Name: Anonymous : 2016-04-26 07:23 ID:17bg60ol

I made a cup of tea
But I forgot to drink it
Now it has gone cold

54 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-16 22:20 ID:Heaven

Met up with qt
Watched some Anime with her
Wished I'd asked her out

55 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-17 21:56 ID:cvLgmrkV

Hacking a friends Wii
His hard-drive, unsupported
why why why why why

56 Name: Anonymous : 2016-05-19 22:18 ID:Vre7a9eO

Philosopher - her.
'Let's walk together' says she.
But soon do we part.

The thought replays itself.
Does she enjoy my company?
Or is that folly?

57 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-08 02:50 ID:MyrpABiK

I'm playing reaper
This game is pretty decent
Something die die die

58 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-13 18:19 ID:qzo8F2s1

Just how many years
Have I been on this website,
And who has changed more?

59 Name: Anonymous : 2016-07-21 20:49 ID:pNQoDAWP

Slayer likes haiku
However his one true love
Is pile bunker

60 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-05 19:18 ID:Rsd4r9vS

So far so good but
The day is one of many
Tomorrow won't lie

61 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-07 07:08 ID:pA9eomDr

First you rule yourself
Then you find another to
Completely annex

62 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-07 13:42 ID:Ua6AFUqb

The thought alone gives
Melancholy a face that
Would otherwise laugh

63 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-12 01:23 ID:Rsd4r9vS

I heard her story
Her tears, so vast of sorrow
I myself drowned in

64 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-27 08:35 ID:ij8gbEtP

Today was payday
I can pay my rent again
and maybe buy food

65 Name: Anonymous : 2016-08-31 01:55 ID:M8aQuaAm

Gene Wilder has died
Willy Wonka wasn't bad
Sunday Lovers sucked

66 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-01 05:13 ID:prTi+ZI6

Too much anime
Now I am a bit burnt out
Time for games instead

67 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-02 16:07 ID:0XRZV2lK

Alone with myself
My girlfriend is fast asleep
Wandering the night

68 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-04 06:57 ID:MygKtjH6

Browsing, flying round'
A strange nostalgia to me
Forwards, glancing back

69 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-16 03:04 ID:x4f7QbXw

I wonder sometimes.
let me leave this dead gay world.
Will never proceed.

70 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-16 12:25 ID:W8qJtjrl

A sunset of leaves
Splashes of color precede
The moon's baleful stare

71 Post deleted.

72 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-20 07:27 ID:AZ2Smss3

My eyes are tired
Essay writing is damn hard
Maybe tomorrow

73 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-20 15:00 ID:5UjzDndK

"レ淫同盟" means world peace in knowledge which a Japanese tourist needs.

74 Name: moda !3GqYIJ3Obs : 2016-09-26 11:48 ID:+dgKi/fg

uh uh i know

''i want to die''

75 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-26 13:15 ID:88zmkW5C

>>74
Not quite a haiku
Maybe read a little more
So your posts aren't dumb

76 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-26 16:09 ID:0XRZV2lK

My room is so cold
But I refuse to stop my fan
Because the sound's nice

77 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-26 21:02 ID:60+gNZ/Y

Treacherous allies
Seeking to undermine me
Jealous of my peace

78 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-28 02:11 ID:iwlr8Dsr

My eyes are burning
My peaceful time is ruined
Who turned on the lights

79 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-29 23:35 ID:Ocl6vRFj

My phone died today
I had to get a new phone
It can't run snapchat

80 Name: Anonymous : 2016-09-30 11:25 ID:+dgKi/fg

let me show you my haiku

coalburns

thanks

81 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-01 00:04 ID:wm+HRpHj

82 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-05 11:58 ID:+dgKi/fg

farts
theres my haiku fellas

83 Name: Anonymous : 2016-10-25 17:12 ID:7uRVs3jP

meme meme meme meme meme

pepe pepe pepe meme

meme meme meme meme meme

84 Name: Anonymous : 2018-07-15 15:44 ID:WEQPE2Jg

Bringing back haiku
Despite the last few shitposts
'Cause I like this thread

85 Name: Anonymous : 2018-07-16 00:42 ID:Di/sbhKr

極寒に
倒せないのは
ペンギンだ

86 Name: Anonymous : 2018-08-05 00:02 ID:a4Ys+VtE

What a mess I've made
My life is a disaster
Buckshot here I come

87 Name: Anonymous : 2018-08-07 01:07 ID:HR/flBvj

>>4
my life has improved
since this post 4 years ago
i hope yours has, too

88 Name: Anonymous : 2018-08-17 01:44 ID:Di/sbhKr

>>87
it hasn't, really
but thanks for being concerned
i guess, love you fam

89 Name: Anonymous : 2018-08-24 07:26 ID:pTlLzPjp

Wake up at sunset
All these roaches on the wall
Apathetic filth

90 Name: Anonymous : 2018-08-28 11:50 ID:N203l0uI

Browsing the Channel4
There are more posts
Will we come back to life?

91 Name: Anonymous : 2018-08-31 19:07 ID:JmUwyJGt

gay nigger faggot
faggot nigger nigger fag
faggot fag nigger

92 Name: >>91の連句 : 2018-09-01 03:15 ID:Uk0bh7zG

ments and do not just
post the equivalent of
"I hate nigger lol".

93 Name: Anonymous : 2018-09-01 12:37 ID:6Ql2LWzt

>>92 san sucks dick
like the faggot that he is
and hes a nigger

94 Name: >>93の連句 : 2018-09-01 13:06 ID:Uk0bh7zG

Chōka consist of 5-7 syllable phrases repeated at least twice, and conclude with a 5-7-7 ending.

Think before you post.
Please, think before you post. Ev
en better, research
before you post. Do not post
a knee-jerk react
ion to what somebody says,
think things through and see
if you can back up your state
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VC: nawrly

95 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-01 03:23 ID:Heaven

I'm with a new girl
I enjoy her and her dog
Two years have flown by

96 Name: Anonymous : 2021-04-25 00:27 ID:fxctYsEA

Daily routine now;
Wake up, cof-fee first, brush teeth,
make bed, run for bus.

97 Name: Anonymous : 2021-06-16 05:04 ID:Heaven

Migraines and blood draws:
Better than the hospital,
but only a bit.

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