Last night I had a bad dream. I was in a saw-like game where this guy was pitting captured people against each other in games and if they lost he crushed them with a big hydraulic press. I decided to just end it quickly so I stepped into a press and let myself get crushed. But it only crushed my body so I was still alive, and the Jigsaw guy started torturing me by repeatedly crushing my body and limbs with the press. I think I was begging him to kill me.

Those hydraulic press channels offer this odd satisfaction, don't they?

>I decided to just end it quickly so I stepped into a press and let myself get crushed.

A classic in dreams.

I really enjoy the dreams where I become some immortal being and just chill out and go on adventures n'shit. Had this one where I was a basilisk held like a trophy for my wizard master. Well he got pwned by a rival wizard in his own magical spire place. Didn't know what to do after that so I went to the magical capital with my bard friend who was also a slave to the wiz. Long story short I met the elder dragon and he sent me off to alternate dimensions and I eventually became a god dragon.

Basilisks are unstoppable badasses. Shame about that silly weakness, though.