ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (440)

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Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

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and woke up among the ruins of

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the infernal dread lord nalthanlok's smoldering throne

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hispa kek

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, as it was commonly known by. He

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shakily stood up and walked over to

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the unforgiving heights of the cliff ahead.

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The gentle breeze and the futility of existence

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suddenly came upon him, causing his mind

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to achieve a higher state of incredible

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gay arousal. His identity was revealed as

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Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

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in rainbow lettering, flashing over the screen.

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He let his red leather jacket drop

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revealing that, in fact, he was naked

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except for stiletto heels. With a smirk,

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he unveiled his cough syrup suppositories and

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decided to take a walk to the

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DQN board, where this thread belonged. But

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querés bajar y nos fajamos boludo? Querés bajar y nos fajamos? Porque ya me artaste tarado, YA ME ARTASTE ESTÚPIDO, QUÉRES BAJAR Y NOS FAJAMOS? Entonces terminala hermano, terminala, terminá de bardearme, ME ESTAS BARDEANDO DESDE HOY LOCO, ME ESTAS BARDEANDO DESDE HOY ESTÚPIDO, ESTÚPIDO! TERMINALA, terminala!

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" resounded through the countryside, disrupting his walk

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and assaulting his senses. An angry Argentinian

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gently assaulted Dante's hairy navel, forcing him

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to messily orgasm all over his stilettos.

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I don't want to write a story 7 words at a time because people will count my words and pass judgement on me if there are too many of them, therefore I refuse to participate.

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" complained a tremendous faggot. Who was subsequently

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scrutinized for wordcount and judged. Meanwhile, Dante

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was basking in the navel orgasm afterglow

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, he realized that an angry dwarf had

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stolen his precious stilettos. Furious, he decided

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on the uncontrovertedly flat shape of Earth,

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and went for tea. So, to

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relieve himself of this newly found furiousness,

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he consumed huge amounts of tea and

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said out loud, "now this is epic"

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as he urinated on a Fortnite dancer.

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So relieving and refreshing was this sequence,

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that Dante immediately achieved total inner peace

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and became enlightened. He ascended into the

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pentadimensional realm, where he met the maker:

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Squeeks, who looked down on Dante with

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a glee in his eye that could

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only mean trouble. "My name is Squeeks

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the Squirrel, an illustrious red-eyed albino,"

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said Frederico, only pretending to be

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Squeeks, who was on vacation in Hell.

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He did an interpretive dance to indicate

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there was a large pile of fecal

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matter located on top of his head

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and elevated himself to the status of

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"First S-JIS character to be President of

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The Democratic People's Republic of Korea". That

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status finally allowed Squeaks to rule the

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small corner of shit sewer he likes.

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A strange man then approached Squeaks and

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spelled his name correctly, causing the heavens

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to smell what the rock was cooking

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, which happened to be made of squirrels.

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A common delicacy of the time, enjoyed

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by the highest of french nobility, who

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are highly homosexual, being french. The french

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are very proud of their squirrel meat

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because they are homosexuals, who eat squirrels.

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From the shadows came five komodo dragons

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who didn't enjoy eating squirrels as much

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because they aren't homosexuals, who are french.

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However, they are big cocaine enthusiasts. The

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komodo dragons snorted cocaine and began to

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nice

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eat >>69-san for not writing 7 words

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. "I will not finish eating you if

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you tell me how much wood a

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black man can haul in his truck."

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Of course, there was no correct answer

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as it depends on the man himself.

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In God's mind, the whole situation was

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out of existential bounds, leading to post-modernism

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and great industrialization all across the land.

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But then >>69 had a heated gamer

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meal, specially prepared for him by his

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mother fresh from the gaming oven. Moreover

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, the meal was delicious. It had extra

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green onion and an egg. This way,

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there was no need for extra sauce.

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The manufacturers of the Yoshinoya gamer meals

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Did not realize that their product

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only included six words on the packaging

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this made it illegal, ingredients aren't listed.

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This prompted an investigation by the International

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Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to 4-ch a while ago; you know, 4-ch?
Well anyways there was nobody there at all, and I almost fucked right back off.
Then, I looked at the thread at the top of the page, and it had "ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance." written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to 4-ch just to write a story 7 words at a time, fool.
It's only 7 words, SE-VEN WORDS for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some 4-ch, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna post an expired meme." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll type in your captcha if you post on /dqn/ instead.
4-ch should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the song thread can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "How do you pronounce 4-ch?"
Who in the world pronounces 4-ch nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to pronounce 4-ch?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "4-ch"?
Coming from a 4-ch veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, breaking the thread rules.
That's right, breaking the thread rules. This is the vet's way of posting.
Breaking the thread rules means derailing the thread. But on the other hand it's way funnier than following them. This is the key.
And then, it's DQN quality. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the moderators from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with finding VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID.

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", was broadcast during the investigation, causing confusion

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among the International Yoshinoya Society, who didn't

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approve manipulating the world famous Yoshinoya rant

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into something that was genuinely funny. Once

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the shock of it had passed, they

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assembled a team of experts in order

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to find the terrorist who did this.

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After a three day investigation, the culprit

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was revealed to be none other than

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Dante from the Devil May Cry Series.

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He was condemned to having to eat

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Costco's bulk cat food and a little

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bit of urethra worms. How horrible! He

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proceeded to shovel the cat food, worms

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and all, into his mouth. The taste

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Was actually rather good, but his stomach

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was no urethra, and the worms wanted

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to vote for Trump, so he went

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to Kanto to Pokémon GO™ to the

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toilet, where he shat out the worms

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who proceeded to climb into his urethra.

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But suddenly he decided to vote Democrat

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but the ballot fell down his urethra

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so he climbed into his urethra to

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retrieve it. Please do not ask how.

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Since cock self-vore was Frederico's fetish,

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Frederico started to 'feel something about to happen.'

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And then something happened. In his pants.

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Which was impressive, since he wasn't wearing

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His patented cock shaft expander, a novelty

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designed to be as realistic as possible

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in 80% of all situations. He summoned

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the strength of the individual known as

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Bartholomew the pussy bender who hated fags.

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Bartholomew grabbed the nearest cat and bent

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his 7 year old son over his

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cat, and gently but thoroughly de-liced them.

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He then burned a bundle of sticks

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or twigs, also known as a faggot

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(a term trademarked by Christopher "moot" Poole)

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sacrificing cat and child upon the flames,

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pleasing the faggot gods, who in return

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elevated Bartholomew to become a gay sage.

134 Name: sage goes in every field : 2019-05-14 02:11 ID:Heaven

Bartholomew then sagely observed, "4-ch is dead."

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"tired of this meme", however, unbeknown to

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Bartholomew, a challenger approached from Dante's urethra:

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Tokiko, god of urethra worms, had awoken.

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The final confrontation was about to begin

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after another 700 posts. In fact, it

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couldn't possibly begin until they reached Namek.

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Namek was located in Squeeks' navel, thus

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the world was covered in lint, and

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unsuitable for sustaining any form of life

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making any battles there impossible, moreover, Squeeks

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Suddenly something appears out of nowhere, it's

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a heinous grammatical mistake. The combatants immediately

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paused their duel in order to correct

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this affront against the elitist superstructure. They

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pulled out their urethra worms and aimed

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at the grammatical mistake. A direct hit

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cut the capital S down to size.

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Which was good, because S eight nine

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What the FUCK is that a joke?

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Suddenly, Gimli appeared, swinging his maidenly buttocks.

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"And my Axe!" he said, his deodorant

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reeking across the land, to great disgust

157 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-07 16:46 ID:rOIg4D0+

of Dante; Gimli was the stiletto thief!

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Nazi Hellbeast from Below the Hollow Earth

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awakened within the stilettos. This was the

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plot twist that Gimli did Nazi coming.

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"I've had enough of your jokes" said

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a man of somewhat Spanish ancestry, which

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contractions count as one or two words?

164 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-12 09:28 ID:N2G7hhHh

" screamed the Spaniard, who was actually a

165 Name: Anonymous : 2019-06-12 20:12 ID:0yJQK/JH

grammarian. Offended, Gimli sprayed him with copious

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amounts of cough syrup and small mammals.

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The Spanish grammarian was allergic to these

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gay ass nigger faggots who suck dick

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which made him die instantly. Later that

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day, the Spanish navy attacked the gay ass

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of Gimli in retaliation. Alas, before that;

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the retribution arrived momentarily. Truth be told

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, the Spanish grammarian did not actually die

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, but rather, became a sort of homosexual.

175 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-03 06:22 ID:+jszsgZx

It was a heinous scheme to lure

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in faggots from the dreaded lands of

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hispachan. The only one who could save

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the world was Aang, but we know

179 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-05 10:24 ID:fqFlHyPc

that he's busy sucking big donkey dick.

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Thus, the world fucking ended when hispachan

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decided to let a big one out

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into a freshly opened can of zero

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sugar added semen, sourced from our friend

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Dante, who subsisted on a diet of

185 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-12 00:04 ID:N2G7hhHh

his own semen and tokiko farts. This

186 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-12 02:36 ID:JnMeZxsf

resulted in a huge fucking worldwide explosion.

187 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-12 07:10 ID:e0aD8QbF

which was pretty cool if you ask

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Megumin, who unfortunately died in the explosion.

189 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-15 01:22 ID:7gXzAuWC

The world is now destroyed. Nothing remains

190 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-16 00:24 ID:N2G7hhHh

except for the semen oceans, which now

191 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-16 00:53 ID:7gXzAuWC

will never find a hole to fill

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with a glopping noise. But through abiogenesis,

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life finds a way, eventually. It would

194 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-20 09:24 ID:N2G7hhHh

take 10000000000000 years, but eventually, an anus

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would be formed. A penis takes longer,

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but in due time, Dickbutt was born.

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As the only sentient being currently alive,

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it trademarked itself as Lilith. Kaworu won't

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find anyone worthy of his grace unless

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someone with style and a funny face

201 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-26 12:15 ID:N2G7hhHh

orgasms messily all over his stilettos. The

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(Made some fanart of this story: https://i.imgur.com/RLuGcjD.png)

203 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-28 02:50 ID:Heaven

>>202
(Very nice, this really warms my heart.)

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-man, or MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman for short, stood up

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and drooled mindlessly, since he wasn't sentient.

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And yet, he was a strong man.

207 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-31 23:49 ID:Pnlyrp0+

Dickbutt admired the man's strength so much,

208 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-03 15:03 ID:N2G7hhHh

that he opened his butt for MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman.

209 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-03 20:18 ID:0yJQK/JH

They had many butt babies, and repopulated

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the world with horrible abominations. They all

211 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-04 19:35 ID:0yJQK/JH

resembled the wretch once known as "Squeeks."

212 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-16 11:32 ID:N2G7hhHh

Squeeks, of course, was on vacation in

213 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-16 12:27 ID:XHjBDRFI

fortunately they all had a life expectancy

214 Name: wut? : 2019-08-16 15:13 ID:Heaven

Squeeks was on vacation in life expectancy?

215 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-16 18:38 ID:JnMeZxsf

Squeeks was on vacation in life expectancy.

216 Name: vc: exass : 2019-08-16 22:24 ID:apgWdTkj

Famous for its stroopwafels, Life Expectancy was

217 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-17 19:05 ID:bRaqd7o5

considered a hot tourist destination by many,

218 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-19 07:59 ID:Heaven

dqn or better yet sageru is the place for this

219 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-19 21:03 ID:apgWdTkj

truly sophisticated traveler," mused Squeeks, rather disappointed.

220 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-20 00:28 ID:84p0Rugy

Nigger nigger chicken dinner nigger nigger nigger,

221 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-20 02:12 ID:X5EviN+6

Proceeded heaven, who was a wise sage

222 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-22 02:48 ID:E35iuwlC

,knower of stuff. The meaning of this

223 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-22 04:27 ID:XjvVN2Xv

cannot be fully fathomed by mere mortals,

224 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-22 06:56 ID:apgWdTkj

so everyone ignored it and moved on.

225 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-24 05:13 ID:qyCbgn77

Going back to Squeeks, he was furious

226 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-28 03:50 ID:vbdCmWoL

yet somewhat sluggish, because during his vacation

227 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-28 08:36 ID:N2G7hhHh

urethra worms from his cranial fecal matter

228 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-28 18:35 ID:zbpBv+ZV

ate too many stroopwafels, becoming morbidly obese.

229 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-31 18:16 ID:N2G7hhHh

Squeeks considered removing the feces, the weight

230 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-03 23:18 ID:jrLd8RJw

was hurting his weak little legs, but

231 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-04 01:06 ID:VuEcFzV6

alas, the smell was just too good.

232 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-04 05:56 ID:zbpBv+ZV

"Poopums, the magical wonder," he sighed wistfully.

233 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-08 03:43 ID:jrLd8RJw

His love for fecal matter would eventually

234 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-08 08:11 ID:N2G7hhHh

lead to his demise; the pressure on

235 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-08 19:28 ID:zbpBv+ZV

his cranium caused him to gradually be

236 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-09 03:21 ID:N2G7hhHh

a brain damaged retard. Now retarded, Squeeks

237 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-11 16:48 ID:ae3oOIjh

no longer felt a spiritual connection to

238 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-12 00:18 ID:zbpBv+ZV

tanasinn, as one must choose not to

239 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-16 17:00 ID:Jpj+n/Y7

delve into the knowledge of the fecal

240 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-16 19:20 ID:ae3oOIjh

God's absolute omniscience while having low IQ.

241 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-16 23:59 ID:JnMeZxsf

Eons later, Life Expectancy became the home

242 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-17 12:21 ID:cVcrqERi

of the horrible abominations who all resembled

243 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-17 21:38 ID:zbpBv+ZV

Squeeks. They built a statue of feces

244 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-19 03:01 ID:eLiqTeID

in honor of their great (shitty) leader,

245 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-19 18:04 ID:ae3oOIjh

for them to worship five times daily.

246 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-26 16:00 ID:piDjnWBo

In this society, the abominations that resembled

247 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-26 19:43 ID:Jpj+n/Y7

the unholy union between man and troll

248 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-27 00:48 ID:N2G7hhHh

known to us as Squeeks would regularly

249 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-27 17:51 ID:Jpj+n/Y7

smear shit all over their milky bodies

250 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-27 20:25 ID:JnMeZxsf

in an erotic manner, which pissed off

251 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-29 20:49 ID:1HOdYU8U

Killing a beast in a godly way

252 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-30 03:11 ID:N2G7hhHh

, KaBiaGW for short, who was a vampire.

253 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-06 02:52 ID:iYxWCKhb

Such was his anger that his veins

254 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-13 04:34 ID:cioRlrkR

would shoot out of his asshole, requiring

255 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-13 04:39 ID:Uh9E2dEl

the noted specialist in vampire hemorrhoids, Dr.

256 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-14 10:39 ID:6un8tHyu

Jijotion (that was what the captcha said)

257 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-14 16:34 ID:pAPe+GL1

(although the captcha is known to lie)

258 Name: vc: jamution : 2019-10-14 19:44 ID:Uh9E2dEl

(causing suspicion that her name was Jamution.)

259 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-14 20:22 ID:mfHx8UdY

This can't be, I'm in charge here!

260 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-15 05:36 ID:JnMeZxsf

" Smith to fly into his anus to

261 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-15 09:16 ID:N2G7hhHh

initiate a transformation into a large pine.

262 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-15 20:45 ID:J27PqXzy

"ksshhhhk roger roger ksshhhk khsskkk" and thus

263 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-15 22:15 ID:JnMeZxsf

KaBiaGW died a horrible and painful death.

264 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-16 23:11 ID:ZY0MkBJ7

and was never heard of again. Meanwhile

265 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-17 19:47 ID:ae3oOIjh

the abominations had started developing technology such

266 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-18 20:09 ID:b14NOx9G

as

machine which breeds niggers like rabbits

267 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-19 12:38 ID:N2G7hhHh

. Basque niggers, to be exact. Of course,

268 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-21 01:12 ID:0EfXqxF0

it just wouldn't be a jamberoo without

269 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-22 17:14 ID:N2G7hhHh

rapidly breeding Basque niggers. Such a jamberoo

270 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-23 07:20 ID:tLTJP/uf

nigga nigga nigga, where all 9 years old

271 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-25 09:02 ID:Uh9E2dEl

thought posting about niggers was hilarious, but

272 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-26 01:58 ID:uItIR7eJ

it wouldn't last much longer, because soon

273 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-26 15:58 ID:RygGtcLo

disturbing thoughts whether digits count as words

274 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-26 21:24 ID:N2G7hhHh

would enter the minds of all involved.

275 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-27 00:58 ID:i6Pmjdjl

What is a word, anyway? No one

276 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-27 01:59 ID:Uh9E2dEl

but a grammarian knew, let alone cared.

277 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-27 05:37 ID:0EfXqxF0

All throughout Life Expectancy could be heard

278 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-27 13:04 ID:msV9gV5h

the shivering shrieks of short sheikhs shuffling

279 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-28 20:49 ID:OtQ3POmE

the rhythm of the boogie the beat.

280 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-08 00:24 ID:0EfXqxF0

With such a ruckus, it's no wonder

281 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-08 10:59 ID:oYzyXrGq

they couldn't hear the sounds made by

282 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-08 22:38 ID:bDziE/Fe

my violent masturbation and vigorous
urethral sounding.

283 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-12 00:57 ID:0EfXqxF0

Penis in hand, I made my stand.

284 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-12 02:48 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"No Nut November? More like Eternal September."

285 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-16 19:35 ID:MYTAZjw7

But, it was time to move on

286 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-19 02:24 ID:Aiuo0RLy

because time waits for no one, and

287 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-19 06:11 ID:JnMeZxsf

Invade New Zealand which had still existed.

288 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-19 07:24 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Life Expectancy and New Zealand had been

289 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-19 11:29 ID:N2G7hhHh

at bloody war for 500000000000 years now.

290 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-21 01:19 ID:0EfXqxF0

I mean, it was this sort of

291 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-21 18:05 ID:ae3oOIjh

circlejerk contest more than anything, but that

292 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-22 06:50 ID:yKFZd9OE

it had two foci, really an elipticaljerk

293 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-22 09:28 ID:Uh9E2dEl

One was Squeeks, whose loyalties were divided

294 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-24 21:03 ID:0EfXqxF0

with, uh, a plastic knife and fork.

295 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 00:18 ID:ye9w+seG

This message was brought to you by

296 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 06:57 ID:N2G7hhHh

Chef Tokiko, the other elipticaljerk foci. The

297 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 13:01 ID:ae3oOIjh

race was on, as referee 0037 displayed

298 Name: vc: inpuse : 2019-11-25 16:08 ID:CmHxBeGA

the filthy remnants of his prolapsed bunghole.

299 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 19:26 ID:noZbZYDk

The History class teacher began to review

300 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 14:54 ID:ae3oOIjh

The story of my 300GET to Tokiko,

301 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 17:05 ID:fxY1O/Nz

but it was so boring he fell

302 Name: vc: lain : 2019-11-26 20:07 ID:WUlBZ0Cs

asleep peacefully on my horizontal belt sander.

303 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-27 02:38 ID:o4DCjylO

While sleeping, he dreamed of Mario making

304 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-27 08:09 ID:oYzyXrGq

an altar to the great god king

305 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-29 01:36 ID:SzUA26BD

and putting a bomb inside of it.

306 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-29 05:24 ID:JnMeZxsf

Incredibly aroused, Tokiko came profusely while sleeping

307 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-01 03:52 ID:o4DCjylO

and declared loyalty to our Führer, Mr.

308 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-01 07:11 ID:N2G7hhHh

Gray. Tokiko prostrated himself before Mr. Gray's

309 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-01 17:32 ID:SzUA26BD

almighty cock, and began to suck it.

310 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-02 04:57 ID:N2G7hhHh

Suddenly, the belt sander turned on. Tokiko

311 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-02 16:32 ID:noZbZYDk

was unaware that he was sleeping on

312 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-04 00:13 ID:JnMeZxsf

the lustful contender for Life Expectancy, Squeeks

313 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-06 21:50 ID:v+/eqJzS

And, then, the rope fullfilled its intention

314 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-12 17:18 ID:noZbZYDk

of binding Tokiko eternally to Squeeks. During

315 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-14 11:43 ID:WURcc1ut

their intimate lovemaking session. What happened next

316 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-14 17:29 ID:XelOeYC0

you can find out by yourself, when

317 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-15 16:27 ID:JflAKC7D

"Amazing Stories That Totes Ain't Bullshit" resumes

318 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-16 14:55 ID:ae3oOIjh

after these quick announcements from our sponsor,

319 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-16 16:01 ID:o4DCjylO

Coca-Cola, which has just released a new

320 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-17 23:13 ID:N2G7hhHh

sexual lubricant, coca-cola flavored. Buy it today!

321 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-18 20:59 ID:noZbZYDk

*Do not use near the anal area.

322 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-25 18:07 ID:bWyT/PRJ

... What happened next would frighten even the

323 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-25 19:32 ID:eD3WDKy3

most retarded of retards, thus causing him

324 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-26 09:44 ID:Uh9E2dEl

to have a very merry Christmas indeed.

325 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-26 19:57 ID:N2G7hhHh

The retard accepted his Christmas present of

326 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-27 01:34 ID:ovVPduwN

The King's Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love and

327 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-27 01:59 ID:oYub8opJ

he felt very happy with this gift

328 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-28 04:09 ID:EtpYTnkf

he put his hand in his pants

329 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-28 05:37 ID:VdrWtwD7

and began to peel the banana therein

330 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-28 14:20 ID:RKoZd06Z

, discovering the most terrifying thing he ever

331 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 09:50 ID:ovVPduwN

felt. It was the feeling of being

332 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 10:12 ID:2QoR7LiK

dared to ever put in his mouth

333 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 15:53 ID:ovVPduwN

the mysterious crotch banana. This magnetic compulsion

334 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 20:50 ID:RKoZd06Z

forced him to travel throughout the lands

335 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 22:49 ID:Uh9E2dEl

where it was the year 2020 already.

336 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-01 17:23 ID:GkzSO63+

He squeezed the banana and it dripped.

337 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-02 05:50 ID:JnMeZxsf

all over Colin Mochrie's exposed bare chest.

338 Name: vc: gadam : 2020-01-02 06:05 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"gadam!" exclaimed Colin Mochrie. "Careful with that!"

339 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-03 01:50 ID:GkzSO63+

Suddenly Colin Mochrie started transforming into a

340 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-04 21:42 ID:Uh9E2dEl

US president, and launched predator drones at

341 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-05 18:20 ID:+usN2+Rq

The Socialist People's Republic of Uranus. This

342 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 00:24 ID:GkzSO63+

banana is getting out of control, spraying

343 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 01:35 ID:RKoZd06Z

lemon juice over Sonic's brand new dress.

344 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 01:56 ID:JflAKC7D

Sonic and Colin Mochrie form an alliance

345 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-07 12:15 ID:RKoZd06Z

to discover what was hidden under Obama's

346 Name: vc: dix : 2020-01-07 22:36 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Chaos Emeralds. Obama chuckled as he watched

347 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-08 20:04 ID:JflAKC7D

the banana action reaching new, previously unseen

348 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 03:05 ID:BVxBITUV

tier of sexually charged violence. Obama foresaw

349 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 08:48 ID:C/l2gkA2

his own death by snu snu, so he decided to

350 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 18:13 ID:JflAKC7D

commit heroism via suicide by lewd banana

351 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 04:12 ID:Uh9E2dEl

transformation. Obanana moaned blissfully as Colin peeled

352 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 19:03 ID:RKoZd06Z

his soft, yellow skin. Colin then said:

353 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 20:08 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"Black, orange, and now yellow. Presidential colors!"

354 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 04:29 ID:JflAKC7D

Direction and screenplay by Lars von Trier

355 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 20:44 ID:N2G7hhHh

, who was subsequently tried and executed for

356 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 22:07 ID:Uk6fOiFT

appealing to the wrong fetishists, pissing-off others

357 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-13 05:59 ID:RKoZd06Z

, such as: foot fetishists, cuckolds, furries etc.

358 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-13 19:58 ID:JflAKC7D

Feeling betrayed, they organize The Society for

359 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 01:07 ID:Gg/1L8iu

Pissed-off Fetishists, a terrorist organization notorious for

360 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 02:31 ID:Uh9E2dEl

getting not only pissed off, but pissed on.

361 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 04:36 ID:Uh9E2dEl

That was eight words, my bad.

362 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 13:53 ID:JflAKC7D

Such were the dangers of this organization.

363 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-28 14:15 ID:Znt7q0w7

Their most recent act involved the kidnapping

364 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-28 16:05 ID:3Vr6sxUI

of Squeeks's personal cum gremlin. Gremlin activists

365 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-30 01:36 ID:plSjQGHv

suddenly swarmed the streets, denouncing the crime

366 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-30 05:42 ID:0EfXqxF0

of cumming in and around but never

367 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-05 20:19 ID:o4DCjylO

inside women, not helping Japan's birth rates.

368 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-06 09:53 ID:JnMeZxsf

Realizing this problem, Abe swirled with rage.

369 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-06 11:59 ID:Heaven

as he swirled down the shit chute.

370 Name: Ichirou Matsushita : 2020-02-08 22:02 ID:zNTzfJuy

Please help me!This is act of terrorism in Japan!
Japan is famous for sloppy management of electromagnetic wave.
Japanese society Has become serious thing behind the scenes.
Electromagnetic wave is secret globally.
But some of Japanese capitalists abusing it that secret.
They slander Japan and Japanese people and other country(America and others), and attack and threaten civilian,suggest that murder,Threaten to kill,using electromagnetic wave all of them.
They are haughty terrorist with state power.

I know that they are so crazy. Because I have spent with them every day by policy.
They talk to me with communication all day and all year around!
They say
「Drop dead!」「I kill you」
「Kxxl Amexxcan army」
「Kxxl policemen」
「Kxxl child by running over」
「His Majesty the Emxxxor is here!(Tenxxxheika)」
「I kxxl Shi○zou Abe」「This is Jewish!(Yudayajinda!)」
「We don`t have to take responsibility」
and the others・・・
They tell terrible things to me using some name of authority.

It seems like they are dissatisfied with society.They take it out on me.
They harass me when I living. In defecation and sex and dangerous work and bedtime and the others・・・
I think it`s a limit of a single person and the general public. It is so bad degree.

And they abusing child and animal using avatar(electromagnetic wave).Sometimes use violence on me with avatar.
And they playing pretend of homeless and handicapped person with avatar.
There are many people who don`t know the common sense in Japanese authorities.
They are shame of Japan,but I think that should not forgive their action for society.

Japan can`t take a cooperative attitude In the field of electromagnetic wave use.
Japan need the help of other countries.It is the reality.
Please spread the information.Please help japanese people and avatar.
Thank you for your cooperation. I wanna be free!!!!
Ichirou Matsushita

※Thess aaree Imagmation.I am afraid of Japanese government and Japanese law. I never know what the government will do next

371 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-11 17:47 ID:Oy048hwH

" screamed a crazy retard who immediately died

372 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-11 23:20 ID:noZbZYDk

from forgetting to breathe. Abe decided to

373 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 03:56 ID:JnMeZxsf

rage war against the south get assassinated

374 Name: vc: gawd : 2020-02-12 07:03 ID:Uh9E2dEl

due to his total grammar breakdown offending

375 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 21:56 ID:noZbZYDk

every person in history that has ever used

376 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 21:59 ID:noZbZYDk

Oh fuck I forgot to delete the last word. Pretend I wrote "every person in history that has ever"

377 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-13 01:55 ID:Uh9E2dEl

used 4-ch, so about five people total.

378 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-13 20:58 ID:IEGnSWSY

Those five people were so offended that

379 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 04:20 ID:JflAKC7D

they broke every rule imaginable to exact

380 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 11:30 ID:h1X1dpca

lame and petty revenge against the Japanese

381 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 20:59 ID:Uh9E2dEl

animes. Their necromantic ritual to resurrect 4Kids

382 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-18 21:58 ID:RAvE22Bl

begins at midnight, with an offering of

383 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-20 11:59 ID:oYzyXrGq

Dante's stilletos, which were stolen during the

384 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-24 21:46 ID:Xq6CDgfg

attack by the Fire Nation, but they

385 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-25 00:41 ID:HAHQ74Ey

did not foresee that Gimli had defiled

386 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-26 15:50 ID:Heaven

The heavy weapons guy in such a

387 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-27 09:47 ID:Uh9E2dEl

long run-on sentence. As a result,

388 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-15 01:18 ID:UKXyNYZo

the fire nation attacked, cornering everyone that

389 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-16 01:38 ID:URtk9brf

ever used 4-ch. It was too late,

390 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-21 11:44 ID:p/9fHoH1

the Amazon rainforest was already on fire.

391 Post deleted.

392 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-01 00:51 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"Post deleted." isn't seven words, you asshole.

393 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-01 02:22 ID:sWWSC4r2

And now for some thing completely different.

394 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 05:58 ID:HAHQ74Ey

That "something" is bumping ancient dead threads.

395 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 07:27 ID:6f7Gudcz

'tis why we can't have nice things.

396 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 05:04 ID:ZuTzT8+S

>>392
“Three hundred and ninety one: Post Deleted.”

397 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 07:12 ID:JnMeZxsf

And so, the story resumed its telling.

398 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-08 23:45 ID:HAHQ74Ey

Unfortunately, we had all forgotten where the

399 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-22 21:39 ID:sWWSC4r2

point where we had left was, so

400 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-23 07:59 ID:YWyvC96v

our story began anew: it was a

401 Name: vc: deuche : 2020-04-23 23:14 ID:Uh9E2dEl

homoerotic fanfic from the beginning this time.

402 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-25 01:49 ID:Heaven

King Dedede looked at Kirby knowingly. He

403 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-25 03:06 ID:YWyvC96v

longed for the taste of his magnificent

404 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-04 20:59 ID:Uh9E2dEl

all beef chili. The secret ingredient was

405 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-05 07:30 ID:zPXI7hA/

the freshest spinach in all the land.

406 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-06 12:43 ID:HAHQ74Ey

Kirby was just in the process of

407 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-10 05:07 ID:Uh9E2dEl

harvesting spinach from his pubic garden, when

408 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-10 09:21 ID:4BMDdQV6

Captain Jack Sparrow, the legendary pirate, suddenly

409 Name: vc: seixness : 2020-05-10 19:42 ID:mP7UptXe

burst in, his exposed member flailing wildly

410 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-11 02:23 ID:Uh9E2dEl

in helicopter fashion. He exclaimed, "Stop blowing

411 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-13 19:50 ID:zqy+7f0J

yourself, when you could be blowing me!”

412 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-18 04:13 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Preoccupied with starting bad threads about China,

413 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-19 00:53 ID:Heaven

Dipshit McGee stared upon his micropenis, thinking

414 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-27 06:20 ID:QUMVQWQK

"what the actual fuck am i doing?"

415 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-28 13:49 ID:EJwe91/6

So he went outside, taking time to

416 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-07 02:51 ID:Uh9E2dEl

start a bunch more bad threads first.

417 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-07 14:19 ID:VtIEo0dw

"Oh no, my captcha doesn't work!"

418 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-11 05:07 ID:VwiGbRC+

Desperate to leave his vile mark on

419 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-12 17:01 ID:/asDGINx

Adam Curtis' forehead, he proceeded to take

420 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-13 23:03 ID:mP7UptXe

a huge hit from his bong, before

421 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-14 01:10 ID:ovVPduwN

the micropenis withered into fine pinkish dust.

422 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 15:23 ID:K1gRXrwv

A huge cock killed moot-kun

423 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 19:47 ID:Uh9E2dEl

for posting six words and not seven.

(Maybe five. Is "moot-kun" two words?)

424 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 20:17 ID:JnMeZxsf

For posting thirteen words, maybe even fourteen

425 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 23:30 ID:ovVPduwN

the thread derailed into a flaming trainwreck.

426 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-20 19:34 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Flaming undead moot-kun intoned, "choo choo, motherfuckers!"

427 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-21 00:42 ID:ovVPduwN

Charge Man was impressed and began to

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