ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (511)

1 Name: [Part 3?] : 2019-01-13 14:07 ID:Th5+mGA2

Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

201 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-26 12:15 ID:N2G7hhHh

orgasms messily all over his stilettos. The

202 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-28 01:46 ID:0yJQK/JH

(Made some fanart of this story: https://i.imgur.com/RLuGcjD.png)

203 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-28 02:50 ID:Heaven

>>202
(Very nice, this really warms my heart.)

204 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-29 02:43 ID:JnMeZxsf

-man, or MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman for short, stood up

205 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-29 04:36 ID:0yJQK/JH

and drooled mindlessly, since he wasn't sentient.

206 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-29 09:31 ID:6fI2QbZR

And yet, he was a strong man.

207 Name: Anonymous : 2019-07-31 23:49 ID:Pnlyrp0+

Dickbutt admired the man's strength so much,

208 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-03 15:03 ID:N2G7hhHh

that he opened his butt for MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman.

209 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-03 20:18 ID:0yJQK/JH

They had many butt babies, and repopulated

210 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-04 18:22 ID:N2G7hhHh

the world with horrible abominations. They all

211 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-04 19:35 ID:0yJQK/JH

resembled the wretch once known as "Squeeks."

212 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-16 11:32 ID:N2G7hhHh

Squeeks, of course, was on vacation in

213 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-16 12:27 ID:XHjBDRFI

fortunately they all had a life expectancy

214 Name: wut? : 2019-08-16 15:13 ID:Heaven

Squeeks was on vacation in life expectancy?

215 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-16 18:38 ID:JnMeZxsf

Squeeks was on vacation in life expectancy.

216 Name: vc: exass : 2019-08-16 22:24 ID:apgWdTkj

Famous for its stroopwafels, Life Expectancy was

217 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-17 19:05 ID:bRaqd7o5

considered a hot tourist destination by many,

218 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-19 07:59 ID:Heaven

dqn or better yet sageru is the place for this

219 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-19 21:03 ID:apgWdTkj

truly sophisticated traveler," mused Squeeks, rather disappointed.

220 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-20 00:28 ID:84p0Rugy

Nigger nigger chicken dinner nigger nigger nigger,

221 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-20 02:12 ID:X5EviN+6

Proceeded heaven, who was a wise sage

222 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-22 02:48 ID:E35iuwlC

,knower of stuff. The meaning of this

223 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-22 04:27 ID:XjvVN2Xv

cannot be fully fathomed by mere mortals,

224 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-22 06:56 ID:apgWdTkj

so everyone ignored it and moved on.

225 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-24 05:13 ID:qyCbgn77

Going back to Squeeks, he was furious

226 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-28 03:50 ID:vbdCmWoL

yet somewhat sluggish, because during his vacation

227 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-28 08:36 ID:N2G7hhHh

urethra worms from his cranial fecal matter

228 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-28 18:35 ID:zbpBv+ZV

ate too many stroopwafels, becoming morbidly obese.

229 Name: Anonymous : 2019-08-31 18:16 ID:N2G7hhHh

Squeeks considered removing the feces, the weight

230 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-03 23:18 ID:jrLd8RJw

was hurting his weak little legs, but

231 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-04 01:06 ID:VuEcFzV6

alas, the smell was just too good.

232 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-04 05:56 ID:zbpBv+ZV

"Poopums, the magical wonder," he sighed wistfully.

233 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-08 03:43 ID:jrLd8RJw

His love for fecal matter would eventually

234 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-08 08:11 ID:N2G7hhHh

lead to his demise; the pressure on

235 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-08 19:28 ID:zbpBv+ZV

his cranium caused him to gradually be

236 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-09 03:21 ID:N2G7hhHh

a brain damaged retard. Now retarded, Squeeks

237 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-11 16:48 ID:ae3oOIjh

no longer felt a spiritual connection to

238 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-12 00:18 ID:zbpBv+ZV

tanasinn, as one must choose not to

239 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-16 17:00 ID:Jpj+n/Y7

delve into the knowledge of the fecal

240 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-16 19:20 ID:ae3oOIjh

God's absolute omniscience while having low IQ.

241 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-16 23:59 ID:JnMeZxsf

Eons later, Life Expectancy became the home

242 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-17 12:21 ID:cVcrqERi

of the horrible abominations who all resembled

243 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-17 21:38 ID:zbpBv+ZV

Squeeks. They built a statue of feces

244 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-19 03:01 ID:eLiqTeID

in honor of their great (shitty) leader,

245 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-19 18:04 ID:ae3oOIjh

for them to worship five times daily.

246 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-26 16:00 ID:piDjnWBo

In this society, the abominations that resembled

247 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-26 19:43 ID:Jpj+n/Y7

the unholy union between man and troll

248 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-27 00:48 ID:N2G7hhHh

known to us as Squeeks would regularly

249 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-27 17:51 ID:Jpj+n/Y7

smear shit all over their milky bodies

250 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-27 20:25 ID:JnMeZxsf

in an erotic manner, which pissed off

251 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-29 20:49 ID:1HOdYU8U

Killing a beast in a godly way

252 Name: Anonymous : 2019-09-30 03:11 ID:N2G7hhHh

, KaBiaGW for short, who was a vampire.

253 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-06 02:52 ID:iYxWCKhb

Such was his anger that his veins

254 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-13 04:34 ID:cioRlrkR

would shoot out of his asshole, requiring

255 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-13 04:39 ID:Uh9E2dEl

the noted specialist in vampire hemorrhoids, Dr.

256 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-14 10:39 ID:6un8tHyu

Jijotion (that was what the captcha said)

257 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-14 16:34 ID:pAPe+GL1

(although the captcha is known to lie)

258 Name: vc: jamution : 2019-10-14 19:44 ID:Uh9E2dEl

(causing suspicion that her name was Jamution.)

259 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-14 20:22 ID:mfHx8UdY

This can't be, I'm in charge here!

260 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-15 05:36 ID:JnMeZxsf

" Smith to fly into his anus to

261 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-15 09:16 ID:N2G7hhHh

initiate a transformation into a large pine.

262 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-15 20:45 ID:J27PqXzy

"ksshhhhk roger roger ksshhhk khsskkk" and thus

263 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-15 22:15 ID:JnMeZxsf

KaBiaGW died a horrible and painful death.

264 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-16 23:11 ID:ZY0MkBJ7

and was never heard of again. Meanwhile

265 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-17 19:47 ID:ae3oOIjh

the abominations had started developing technology such

266 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-18 20:09 ID:b14NOx9G

as

machine which breeds niggers like rabbits

267 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-19 12:38 ID:N2G7hhHh

. Basque niggers, to be exact. Of course,

268 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-21 01:12 ID:0EfXqxF0

it just wouldn't be a jamberoo without

269 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-22 17:14 ID:N2G7hhHh

rapidly breeding Basque niggers. Such a jamberoo

270 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-23 07:20 ID:tLTJP/uf

nigga nigga nigga, where all 9 years old

271 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-25 09:02 ID:Uh9E2dEl

thought posting about niggers was hilarious, but

272 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-26 01:58 ID:uItIR7eJ

it wouldn't last much longer, because soon

273 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-26 15:58 ID:RygGtcLo

disturbing thoughts whether digits count as words

274 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-26 21:24 ID:N2G7hhHh

would enter the minds of all involved.

275 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-27 00:58 ID:i6Pmjdjl

What is a word, anyway? No one

276 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-27 01:59 ID:Uh9E2dEl

but a grammarian knew, let alone cared.

277 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-27 05:37 ID:0EfXqxF0

All throughout Life Expectancy could be heard

278 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-27 13:04 ID:msV9gV5h

the shivering shrieks of short sheikhs shuffling

279 Name: Anonymous : 2019-10-28 20:49 ID:OtQ3POmE

the rhythm of the boogie the beat.

280 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-08 00:24 ID:0EfXqxF0

With such a ruckus, it's no wonder

281 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-08 10:59 ID:oYzyXrGq

they couldn't hear the sounds made by

282 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-08 22:38 ID:bDziE/Fe

my violent masturbation and vigorous
urethral sounding.

283 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-12 00:57 ID:0EfXqxF0

Penis in hand, I made my stand.

284 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-12 02:48 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"No Nut November? More like Eternal September."

285 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-16 19:35 ID:MYTAZjw7

But, it was time to move on

286 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-19 02:24 ID:Aiuo0RLy

because time waits for no one, and

287 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-19 06:11 ID:JnMeZxsf

Invade New Zealand which had still existed.

288 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-19 07:24 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Life Expectancy and New Zealand had been

289 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-19 11:29 ID:N2G7hhHh

at bloody war for 500000000000 years now.

290 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-21 01:19 ID:0EfXqxF0

I mean, it was this sort of

291 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-21 18:05 ID:ae3oOIjh

circlejerk contest more than anything, but that

292 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-22 06:50 ID:yKFZd9OE

it had two foci, really an elipticaljerk

293 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-22 09:28 ID:Uh9E2dEl

One was Squeeks, whose loyalties were divided

294 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-24 21:03 ID:0EfXqxF0

with, uh, a plastic knife and fork.

295 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 00:18 ID:ye9w+seG

This message was brought to you by

296 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 06:57 ID:N2G7hhHh

Chef Tokiko, the other elipticaljerk foci. The

297 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 13:01 ID:ae3oOIjh

race was on, as referee 0037 displayed

298 Name: vc: inpuse : 2019-11-25 16:08 ID:CmHxBeGA

the filthy remnants of his prolapsed bunghole.

299 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-25 19:26 ID:noZbZYDk

The History class teacher began to review

300 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 14:54 ID:ae3oOIjh

The story of my 300GET to Tokiko,

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