orgasms messily all over his stilettos. The
-man, or MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman for short, stood up
and drooled mindlessly, since he wasn't sentient.
And yet, he was a strong man.
Dickbutt admired the man's strength so much,
that he opened his butt for MSFOTSHVNTRWMHman.
They had many butt babies, and repopulated
the world with horrible abominations. They all
resembled the wretch once known as "Squeeks."
Squeeks, of course, was on vacation in
fortunately they all had a life expectancy
Squeeks was on vacation in life expectancy.
Famous for its stroopwafels, Life Expectancy was
considered a hot tourist destination by many,
truly sophisticated traveler," mused Squeeks, rather disappointed.
Nigger nigger chicken dinner nigger nigger nigger,
Proceeded heaven, who was a wise sage
,knower of stuff. The meaning of this
cannot be fully fathomed by mere mortals,
so everyone ignored it and moved on.
Going back to Squeeks, he was furious
yet somewhat sluggish, because during his vacation
urethra worms from his cranial fecal matter
ate too many stroopwafels, becoming morbidly obese.
Squeeks considered removing the feces, the weight
was hurting his weak little legs, but
alas, the smell was just too good.
"Poopums, the magical wonder," he sighed wistfully.
His love for fecal matter would eventually
lead to his demise; the pressure on
his cranium caused him to gradually be
a brain damaged retard. Now retarded, Squeeks
no longer felt a spiritual connection to
tanasinn, as one must choose not to
delve into the knowledge of the fecal
God's absolute omniscience while having low IQ.
Eons later, Life Expectancy became the home
of the horrible abominations who all resembled
Squeeks. They built a statue of feces
in honor of their great (shitty) leader,
for them to worship five times daily.
In this society, the abominations that resembled
the unholy union between man and troll
known to us as Squeeks would regularly
smear shit all over their milky bodies
in an erotic manner, which pissed off
Killing a beast in a godly way
, KaBiaGW for short, who was a vampire.
Such was his anger that his veins
would shoot out of his asshole, requiring
the noted specialist in vampire hemorrhoids, Dr.
Jijotion (that was what the captcha said)
(although the captcha is known to lie)
(causing suspicion that her name was Jamution.)
This can't be, I'm in charge here!
" Smith to fly into his anus to
initiate a transformation into a large pine.
"ksshhhhk roger roger ksshhhk khsskkk" and thus
KaBiaGW died a horrible and painful death.
and was never heard of again. Meanwhile
the abominations had started developing technology such
as
machine which breeds niggers like rabbits
. Basque niggers, to be exact. Of course,
it just wouldn't be a jamberoo without
rapidly breeding Basque niggers. Such a jamberoo
nigga nigga nigga, where all 9 years old
it wouldn't last much longer, because soon
disturbing thoughts whether digits count as words
would enter the minds of all involved.
What is a word, anyway? No one
but a grammarian knew, let alone cared.
All throughout Life Expectancy could be heard
the shivering shrieks of short sheikhs shuffling
the rhythm of the boogie the beat.
With such a ruckus, it's no wonder
they couldn't hear the sounds made by
my violent masturbation and vigorous
urethral sounding.
Penis in hand, I made my stand.
"No Nut November? More like Eternal September."
because time waits for no one, and
Invade New Zealand which had still existed.
Life Expectancy and New Zealand had been
at bloody war for 500000000000 years now.
I mean, it was this sort of
circlejerk contest more than anything, but that
it had two foci, really an elipticaljerk
One was Squeeks, whose loyalties were divided
with, uh, a plastic knife and fork.
This message was brought to you by
Chef Tokiko, the other elipticaljerk foci. The
race was on, as referee 0037 displayed
the filthy remnants of his prolapsed bunghole.
The History class teacher began to review
The story of my 300GET to Tokiko,