but it was so boring he fell
asleep peacefully on my horizontal belt sander.
While sleeping, he dreamed of Mario making
an altar to the great god king
and putting a bomb inside of it.
Incredibly aroused, Tokiko came profusely while sleeping
and declared loyalty to our Führer, Mr.
almighty cock, and began to suck it.
Suddenly, the belt sander turned on. Tokiko
was unaware that he was sleeping on
the lustful contender for Life Expectancy, Squeeks
And, then, the rope fullfilled its intention
of binding Tokiko eternally to Squeeks. During
their intimate lovemaking session. What happened next
you can find out by yourself, when
"Amazing Stories That Totes Ain't Bullshit" resumes
after these quick announcements from our sponsor,
Coca-Cola, which has just released a new
sexual lubricant, coca-cola flavored. Buy it today!
*Do not use near the anal area.
... What happened next would frighten even the
most retarded of retards, thus causing him
to have a very merry Christmas indeed.
The retard accepted his Christmas present of
The King's Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love and
he felt very happy with this gift
he put his hand in his pants
and began to peel the banana therein
, discovering the most terrifying thing he ever
felt. It was the feeling of being
dared to ever put in his mouth
the mysterious crotch banana. This magnetic compulsion
forced him to travel throughout the lands
where it was the year 2020 already.
He squeezed the banana and it dripped.
all over Colin Mochrie's exposed bare chest.
Suddenly Colin Mochrie started transforming into a
US president, and launched predator drones at
The Socialist People's Republic of Uranus. This
banana is getting out of control, spraying
lemon juice over Sonic's brand new dress.
Sonic and Colin Mochrie form an alliance
to discover what was hidden under Obama's
Chaos Emeralds. Obama chuckled as he watched
the banana action reaching new, previously unseen
tier of sexually charged violence. Obama foresaw
his own death by snu snu, so he decided to
commit heroism via suicide by lewd banana
transformation. Obanana moaned blissfully as Colin peeled
his soft, yellow skin. Colin then said:
"Black, orange, and now yellow. Presidential colors!"
Direction and screenplay by Lars von Trier
, who was subsequently tried and executed for
appealing to the wrong fetishists, pissing-off others
, such as: foot fetishists, cuckolds, furries etc.
Feeling betrayed, they organize The Society for
Pissed-off Fetishists, a terrorist organization notorious for
getting not only pissed off, but pissed on.
That was eight words, my bad.
Such were the dangers of this organization.
Their most recent act involved the kidnapping
of Squeeks's personal cum gremlin. Gremlin activists
suddenly swarmed the streets, denouncing the crime
of cumming in and around but never
inside women, not helping Japan's birth rates.
Realizing this problem, Abe swirled with rage.
Please help me!This is act of terrorism in Japan!
Japan is famous for sloppy management of electromagnetic wave.
Japanese society Has become serious thing behind the scenes.
Electromagnetic wave is secret globally.
But some of Japanese capitalists abusing it that secret.
They slander Japan and Japanese people and other country(America and others), and attack and threaten civilian,suggest that murder,Threaten to kill,using electromagnetic wave all of them.
They are haughty terrorist with state power.
I know that they are so crazy. Because I have spent with them every day by policy.
They talk to me with communication all day and all year around!
They say
「Drop dead!」「I kill you」
「Kxxl Amexxcan army」
「Kxxl policemen」
「Kxxl child by running over」
「His Majesty the Emxxxor is here!(Tenxxxheika)」
「I kxxl Shi○zou Abe」「This is Jewish!(Yudayajinda!)」
「We don`t have to take responsibility」
and the others・・・
They tell terrible things to me using some name of authority.
It seems like they are dissatisfied with society.They take it out on me.
They harass me when I living. In defecation and sex and dangerous work and bedtime and the others・・・
I think it`s a limit of a single person and the general public. It is so bad degree.
And they abusing child and animal using avatar(electromagnetic wave).Sometimes use violence on me with avatar.
And they playing pretend of homeless and handicapped person with avatar.
There are many people who don`t know the common sense in Japanese authorities.
They are shame of Japan,but I think that should not forgive their action for society.
Japan can`t take a cooperative attitude In the field of electromagnetic wave use.
Japan need the help of other countries.It is the reality.
Please spread the information.Please help japanese people and avatar.
Thank you for your cooperation. I wanna be free!!!!
Ichirou Matsushita
※Thess aaree Imagmation.I am afraid of Japanese government and Japanese law. I never know what the government will do next
" screamed a crazy retard who immediately died
from forgetting to breathe. Abe decided to
rage war against the south get assassinated
due to his total grammar breakdown offending
every person in history that has ever used
used 4-ch, so about five people total.
Those five people were so offended that
they broke every rule imaginable to exact
lame and petty revenge against the Japanese
animes. Their necromantic ritual to resurrect 4Kids
begins at midnight, with an offering of
Dante's stilletos, which were stolen during the
attack by the Fire Nation, but they
did not foresee that Gimli had defiled
long run-on sentence. As a result,
the fire nation attacked, cornering everyone that
ever used 4-ch. It was too late,
the Amazon rainforest was already on fire.
"Post deleted." isn't seven words, you asshole.
And now for some thing completely different.
That "something" is bumping ancient dead threads.
'tis why we can't have nice things.
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“Three hundred and ninety one: Post Deleted.”
And so, the story resumed its telling.
Unfortunately, we had all forgotten where the
point where we had left was, so
our story began anew: it was a