ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (511)

1 Name: [Part 3?] : 2019-01-13 14:07 ID:Th5+mGA2

Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

301 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-26 17:05 ID:fxY1O/Nz

but it was so boring he fell

302 Name: vc: lain : 2019-11-26 20:07 ID:WUlBZ0Cs

asleep peacefully on my horizontal belt sander.

303 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-27 02:38 ID:o4DCjylO

While sleeping, he dreamed of Mario making

304 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-27 08:09 ID:oYzyXrGq

an altar to the great god king

305 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-29 01:36 ID:SzUA26BD

and putting a bomb inside of it.

306 Name: Anonymous : 2019-11-29 05:24 ID:JnMeZxsf

Incredibly aroused, Tokiko came profusely while sleeping

307 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-01 03:52 ID:o4DCjylO

and declared loyalty to our Führer, Mr.

308 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-01 07:11 ID:N2G7hhHh

Gray. Tokiko prostrated himself before Mr. Gray's

309 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-01 17:32 ID:SzUA26BD

almighty cock, and began to suck it.

310 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-02 04:57 ID:N2G7hhHh

Suddenly, the belt sander turned on. Tokiko

311 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-02 16:32 ID:noZbZYDk

was unaware that he was sleeping on

312 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-04 00:13 ID:JnMeZxsf

the lustful contender for Life Expectancy, Squeeks

313 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-06 21:50 ID:v+/eqJzS

And, then, the rope fullfilled its intention

314 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-12 17:18 ID:noZbZYDk

of binding Tokiko eternally to Squeeks. During

315 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-14 11:43 ID:WURcc1ut

their intimate lovemaking session. What happened next

316 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-14 17:29 ID:XelOeYC0

you can find out by yourself, when

317 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-15 16:27 ID:JflAKC7D

"Amazing Stories That Totes Ain't Bullshit" resumes

318 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-16 14:55 ID:ae3oOIjh

after these quick announcements from our sponsor,

319 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-16 16:01 ID:o4DCjylO

Coca-Cola, which has just released a new

320 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-17 23:13 ID:N2G7hhHh

sexual lubricant, coca-cola flavored. Buy it today!

321 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-18 20:59 ID:noZbZYDk

*Do not use near the anal area.

322 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-25 18:07 ID:bWyT/PRJ

... What happened next would frighten even the

323 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-25 19:32 ID:eD3WDKy3

most retarded of retards, thus causing him

324 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-26 09:44 ID:Uh9E2dEl

to have a very merry Christmas indeed.

325 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-26 19:57 ID:N2G7hhHh

The retard accepted his Christmas present of

326 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-27 01:34 ID:ovVPduwN

The King's Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love and

327 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-27 01:59 ID:oYub8opJ

he felt very happy with this gift

328 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-28 04:09 ID:EtpYTnkf

he put his hand in his pants

329 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-28 05:37 ID:VdrWtwD7

and began to peel the banana therein

330 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-28 14:20 ID:RKoZd06Z

, discovering the most terrifying thing he ever

331 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 09:50 ID:ovVPduwN

felt. It was the feeling of being

332 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 10:12 ID:2QoR7LiK

dared to ever put in his mouth

333 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 15:53 ID:ovVPduwN

the mysterious crotch banana. This magnetic compulsion

334 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 20:50 ID:RKoZd06Z

forced him to travel throughout the lands

335 Name: Anonymous : 2019-12-31 22:49 ID:Uh9E2dEl

where it was the year 2020 already.

336 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-01 17:23 ID:GkzSO63+

He squeezed the banana and it dripped.

337 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-02 05:50 ID:JnMeZxsf

all over Colin Mochrie's exposed bare chest.

338 Name: vc: gadam : 2020-01-02 06:05 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"gadam!" exclaimed Colin Mochrie. "Careful with that!"

339 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-03 01:50 ID:GkzSO63+

Suddenly Colin Mochrie started transforming into a

340 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-04 21:42 ID:Uh9E2dEl

US president, and launched predator drones at

341 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-05 18:20 ID:+usN2+Rq

The Socialist People's Republic of Uranus. This

342 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 00:24 ID:GkzSO63+

banana is getting out of control, spraying

343 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 01:35 ID:RKoZd06Z

lemon juice over Sonic's brand new dress.

344 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-06 01:56 ID:JflAKC7D

Sonic and Colin Mochrie form an alliance

345 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-07 12:15 ID:RKoZd06Z

to discover what was hidden under Obama's

346 Name: vc: dix : 2020-01-07 22:36 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Chaos Emeralds. Obama chuckled as he watched

347 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-08 20:04 ID:JflAKC7D

the banana action reaching new, previously unseen

348 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 03:05 ID:BVxBITUV

tier of sexually charged violence. Obama foresaw

349 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 08:48 ID:C/l2gkA2

his own death by snu snu, so he decided to

350 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-09 18:13 ID:JflAKC7D

commit heroism via suicide by lewd banana

351 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 04:12 ID:Uh9E2dEl

transformation. Obanana moaned blissfully as Colin peeled

352 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 19:03 ID:RKoZd06Z

his soft, yellow skin. Colin then said:

353 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-11 20:08 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"Black, orange, and now yellow. Presidential colors!"

354 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 04:29 ID:JflAKC7D

Direction and screenplay by Lars von Trier

355 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 20:44 ID:N2G7hhHh

, who was subsequently tried and executed for

356 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-12 22:07 ID:Uk6fOiFT

appealing to the wrong fetishists, pissing-off others

357 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-13 05:59 ID:RKoZd06Z

, such as: foot fetishists, cuckolds, furries etc.

358 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-13 19:58 ID:JflAKC7D

Feeling betrayed, they organize The Society for

359 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 01:07 ID:Gg/1L8iu

Pissed-off Fetishists, a terrorist organization notorious for

360 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 02:31 ID:Uh9E2dEl

getting not only pissed off, but pissed on.

361 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 04:36 ID:Uh9E2dEl

That was eight words, my bad.

362 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-14 13:53 ID:JflAKC7D

Such were the dangers of this organization.

363 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-28 14:15 ID:Znt7q0w7

Their most recent act involved the kidnapping

364 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-28 16:05 ID:3Vr6sxUI

of Squeeks's personal cum gremlin. Gremlin activists

365 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-30 01:36 ID:plSjQGHv

suddenly swarmed the streets, denouncing the crime

366 Name: Anonymous : 2020-01-30 05:42 ID:0EfXqxF0

of cumming in and around but never

367 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-05 20:19 ID:o4DCjylO

inside women, not helping Japan's birth rates.

368 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-06 09:53 ID:JnMeZxsf

Realizing this problem, Abe swirled with rage.

369 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-06 11:59 ID:Heaven

as he swirled down the shit chute.

370 Name: Ichirou Matsushita : 2020-02-08 22:02 ID:zNTzfJuy

Please help me!This is act of terrorism in Japan!
Japan is famous for sloppy management of electromagnetic wave.
Japanese society Has become serious thing behind the scenes.
Electromagnetic wave is secret globally.
But some of Japanese capitalists abusing it that secret.
They slander Japan and Japanese people and other country(America and others), and attack and threaten civilian,suggest that murder,Threaten to kill,using electromagnetic wave all of them.
They are haughty terrorist with state power.

I know that they are so crazy. Because I have spent with them every day by policy.
They talk to me with communication all day and all year around!
They say
「Drop dead!」「I kill you」
「Kxxl Amexxcan army」
「Kxxl policemen」
「Kxxl child by running over」
「His Majesty the Emxxxor is here!(Tenxxxheika)」
「I kxxl Shi○zou Abe」「This is Jewish!(Yudayajinda!)」
「We don`t have to take responsibility」
and the others・・・
They tell terrible things to me using some name of authority.

It seems like they are dissatisfied with society.They take it out on me.
They harass me when I living. In defecation and sex and dangerous work and bedtime and the others・・・
I think it`s a limit of a single person and the general public. It is so bad degree.

And they abusing child and animal using avatar(electromagnetic wave).Sometimes use violence on me with avatar.
And they playing pretend of homeless and handicapped person with avatar.
There are many people who don`t know the common sense in Japanese authorities.
They are shame of Japan,but I think that should not forgive their action for society.

Japan can`t take a cooperative attitude In the field of electromagnetic wave use.
Japan need the help of other countries.It is the reality.
Please spread the information.Please help japanese people and avatar.
Thank you for your cooperation. I wanna be free!!!!
Ichirou Matsushita

※Thess aaree Imagmation.I am afraid of Japanese government and Japanese law. I never know what the government will do next

371 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-11 17:47 ID:Oy048hwH

" screamed a crazy retard who immediately died

372 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-11 23:20 ID:noZbZYDk

from forgetting to breathe. Abe decided to

373 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 03:56 ID:JnMeZxsf

rage war against the south get assassinated

374 Name: vc: gawd : 2020-02-12 07:03 ID:Uh9E2dEl

due to his total grammar breakdown offending

375 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 21:56 ID:noZbZYDk

every person in history that has ever used

376 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-12 21:59 ID:noZbZYDk

Oh fuck I forgot to delete the last word. Pretend I wrote "every person in history that has ever"

377 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-13 01:55 ID:Uh9E2dEl

used 4-ch, so about five people total.

378 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-13 20:58 ID:IEGnSWSY

Those five people were so offended that

379 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 04:20 ID:JflAKC7D

they broke every rule imaginable to exact

380 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 11:30 ID:h1X1dpca

lame and petty revenge against the Japanese

381 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-14 20:59 ID:Uh9E2dEl

animes. Their necromantic ritual to resurrect 4Kids

382 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-18 21:58 ID:RAvE22Bl

begins at midnight, with an offering of

383 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-20 11:59 ID:oYzyXrGq

Dante's stilletos, which were stolen during the

384 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-24 21:46 ID:Xq6CDgfg

attack by the Fire Nation, but they

385 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-25 00:41 ID:HAHQ74Ey

did not foresee that Gimli had defiled

386 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-26 15:50 ID:Heaven

The heavy weapons guy in such a

387 Name: Anonymous : 2020-02-27 09:47 ID:Uh9E2dEl

long run-on sentence. As a result,

388 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-15 01:18 ID:UKXyNYZo

the fire nation attacked, cornering everyone that

389 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-16 01:38 ID:URtk9brf

ever used 4-ch. It was too late,

390 Name: Anonymous : 2020-03-21 11:44 ID:p/9fHoH1

the Amazon rainforest was already on fire.

391 Post deleted.

392 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-01 00:51 ID:Uh9E2dEl

"Post deleted." isn't seven words, you asshole.

393 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-01 02:22 ID:sWWSC4r2

And now for some thing completely different.

394 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 05:58 ID:HAHQ74Ey

That "something" is bumping ancient dead threads.

395 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-02 07:27 ID:6f7Gudcz

'tis why we can't have nice things.

396 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 05:04 ID:ZuTzT8+S

>>392
“Three hundred and ninety one: Post Deleted.”

397 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-05 07:12 ID:JnMeZxsf

And so, the story resumed its telling.

398 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-08 23:45 ID:HAHQ74Ey

Unfortunately, we had all forgotten where the

399 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-22 21:39 ID:sWWSC4r2

point where we had left was, so

400 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-23 07:59 ID:YWyvC96v

our story began anew: it was a

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