Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

homoerotic fanfic from the beginning this time.

King Dedede looked at Kirby knowingly. He

longed for the taste of his magnificent

all beef chili. The secret ingredient was

the freshest spinach in all the land.

Kirby was just in the process of

harvesting spinach from his pubic garden, when

Captain Jack Sparrow, the legendary pirate, suddenly

burst in, his exposed member flailing wildly

in helicopter fashion. He exclaimed, "Stop blowing

yourself, when you could be blowing me!”

Preoccupied with starting bad threads about China,

Dipshit McGee stared upon his micropenis, thinking

"what the actual fuck am i doing?"

So he went outside, taking time to