ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance. (511)

1 Name: [Part 3?] : 2019-01-13 14:07 ID:Th5+mGA2

Someone yawned as they opened their eyes

401 Name: vc: deuche : 2020-04-23 23:14 ID:Uh9E2dEl

homoerotic fanfic from the beginning this time.

402 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-25 01:49 ID:Heaven

King Dedede looked at Kirby knowingly. He

403 Name: Anonymous : 2020-04-25 03:06 ID:YWyvC96v

longed for the taste of his magnificent

404 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-04 20:59 ID:Uh9E2dEl

all beef chili. The secret ingredient was

405 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-05 07:30 ID:zPXI7hA/

the freshest spinach in all the land.

406 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-06 12:43 ID:HAHQ74Ey

Kirby was just in the process of

407 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-10 05:07 ID:Uh9E2dEl

harvesting spinach from his pubic garden, when

408 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-10 09:21 ID:4BMDdQV6

Captain Jack Sparrow, the legendary pirate, suddenly

409 Name: vc: seixness : 2020-05-10 19:42 ID:mP7UptXe

burst in, his exposed member flailing wildly

410 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-11 02:23 ID:Uh9E2dEl

in helicopter fashion. He exclaimed, "Stop blowing

411 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-13 19:50 ID:zqy+7f0J

yourself, when you could be blowing me!”

412 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-18 04:13 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Preoccupied with starting bad threads about China,

413 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-19 00:53 ID:Heaven

Dipshit McGee stared upon his micropenis, thinking

414 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-27 06:20 ID:QUMVQWQK

"what the actual fuck am i doing?"

415 Name: Anonymous : 2020-05-28 13:49 ID:EJwe91/6

So he went outside, taking time to

416 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-07 02:51 ID:Uh9E2dEl

start a bunch more bad threads first.

417 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-07 14:19 ID:VtIEo0dw

"Oh no, my captcha doesn't work!"

418 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-11 05:07 ID:VwiGbRC+

Desperate to leave his vile mark on

419 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-12 17:01 ID:/asDGINx

Adam Curtis' forehead, he proceeded to take

420 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-13 23:03 ID:mP7UptXe

a huge hit from his bong, before

421 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-14 01:10 ID:ovVPduwN

the micropenis withered into fine pinkish dust.

422 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 15:23 ID:K1gRXrwv

A huge cock killed moot-kun

423 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 19:47 ID:Uh9E2dEl

for posting six words and not seven.

(Maybe five. Is "moot-kun" two words?)

424 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 20:17 ID:JnMeZxsf

For posting thirteen words, maybe even fourteen

425 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-19 23:30 ID:ovVPduwN

the thread derailed into a flaming trainwreck.

426 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-20 19:34 ID:Uh9E2dEl

Flaming undead moot-kun intoned, "choo choo, motherfuckers!"

427 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-21 00:42 ID:ovVPduwN

Charge Man was impressed and began to

428 Name: Anonymous : 2020-06-25 10:55 ID:HAHQ74Ey

ejaculate all over moot's gay faggot chin.

429 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-08 23:20 ID:ovVPduwN

The steaming hot train robot jizz was

430 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-09 07:31 ID:isY1Jfza

a calamitous catastrophe of degenerative coomer carnage.

431 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-16 01:45 ID:Zl9F0kLe

This orgy of destruction would end, however

432 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-18 20:02 ID:Uh9E2dEl

when anuses were posted on every board.

433 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-21 00:27 ID:niiIknfA

Such heinous sight would not be tolerated

434 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-25 19:36 ID:/l54hLGm

except by a certain anus connoisseur named

435 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-25 19:53 ID:ovVPduwN

Vladimir Pootin. Vlad was the president of

436 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-27 02:53 ID:isY1Jfza

the Based Proto-Theocracy of Capitalist Prussia

437 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-27 06:53 ID:vc9bJDGb

until twoot cummed on all dem boiz

438 Name: Anonymous : 2020-07-28 03:57 ID:isY1Jfza

and, insodoing, inadvertently initiated the harbinging of

439 Name: Anonymous : 2020-08-04 05:55 ID:mrH5IPWc

a global plague to surpass COVID-19, called

440 Name: Anonymous : 2020-08-04 08:01 ID:Uh9E2dEl

the Coomer Virus. Fortunately, the renowned epidemiologist

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