homoerotic fanfic from the beginning this time.
longed for the taste of his magnificent
all beef chili. The secret ingredient was
the freshest spinach in all the land.
Kirby was just in the process of
harvesting spinach from his pubic garden, when
Captain Jack Sparrow, the legendary pirate, suddenly
burst in, his exposed member flailing wildly
in helicopter fashion. He exclaimed, "Stop blowing
yourself, when you could be blowing me!”
Preoccupied with starting bad threads about China,
"what the actual fuck am i doing?"
So he went outside, taking time to
start a bunch more bad threads first.
"Oh no, my captcha doesn't work!"
Desperate to leave his vile mark on
Adam Curtis' forehead, he proceeded to take
a huge hit from his bong, before
the micropenis withered into fine pinkish dust.
A huge cock killed moot-kun
for posting six words and not seven.
(Maybe five. Is "moot-kun" two words?)
For posting thirteen words, maybe even fourteen
the thread derailed into a flaming trainwreck.
Flaming undead moot-kun intoned, "choo choo, motherfuckers!"
Charge Man was impressed and began to
ejaculate all over moot's gay faggot chin.
The steaming hot train robot jizz was
a calamitous catastrophe of degenerative coomer carnage.
This orgy of destruction would end, however
when anuses were posted on every board.
Such heinous sight would not be tolerated
except by a certain anus connoisseur named
Vladimir Pootin. Vlad was the president of
the Based Proto-Theocracy of Capitalist Prussia
until twoot cummed on all dem boiz
and, insodoing, inadvertently initiated the harbinging of
a global plague to surpass COVID-19, called
the Coomer Virus. Fortunately, the renowned epidemiologist