I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?
What? I thought this thread was about fishing. How else am I supposed to use my Master Bait?
My only subject of masturbation is an imaginary wife. I use porn saved from chans as a sort of guide but at the moment of climax, I am an ideal version of myself in an ideal world impregnating my ideal wife in the missionary position.
I also have non-sexual fantasies about my wife; one of my favorites is the one where we silently walk in the snowy forest for hours until we get to the village market just to buy bread and milk.
I made this thread ;____;
I'm divorced now and jsut got fired from my job and sooo drunk fuck.... don't turn out like me bros... quit the masturbation while you can
It's totally real dude. I saw it with my own two dicks.
I find myself creeping further and further into degeneracy, I fear where it may lead. Today it is anime girls locked in small boxes, tomorrow, who knows.
It began for me when I was 12 as an experiment, it felt good to touch there whenever I saw characters I liked late night on Adult Swim back in the day back when it also had anime. I remember being amazed that first time, and I kept it up every nice as something fun to do before going to bed. I learned through the years how to keep it up so no one ever found out, even got creative and did it in exciting locations.