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(*´Д`) Let's talk about masturbation! (228)


1 Name: !sgMKR2DUjA 2005-08-08 14:23 ID:S7IIrmjd

I know you do it.
But where? How? Do you do anything out of the ordinary?
Do you sit on your hand and make it go numb so it feels like someone else?
Maybe you're a chick and it's not a fap fap fap but a schlick schlick schlick?

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219 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-07 21:32 ID:Heaven

>>218
http://4-ch.net/personal/

220 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-10 21:46 ID:Heaven

>>209-212,
>>208 is 'copy pasta' from 4chan

221 Name: Anonymous : 2017-03-12 13:22 ID:nEVHuYW4

dicks out for Harambe

222 Name: Anonymous : 2017-08-22 06:35 ID:/+F/NDun

masturbating is the only thing I have energy for

223 Name: >>2 : 2017-08-29 19:14 ID:oHClEPU4

I've typed a lot since then, but have yet to ejaculate.

224 Name: Butt-head : 2017-09-20 01:17 ID:wd3zB4uw

Uhh huhuhuhuhuh huhuhuhu huhuh huh hey Beavis he said "masturbation" huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

225 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-24 04:23 ID:RxizsKBt

>>222
where did you find the energy to type out your post then?

226 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-25 13:41 ID:/+F/NDun

I'm masturbating now, duh.

227 Name: Anonymous : 2017-09-30 14:15 ID:wd3zB4uw

What? I thought this thread was about fishing. How else am I supposed to use my Master Bait?

228 Name: Anonymous : 2017-11-04 22:45 ID:HG+StX4s

My only subject of masturbation is an imaginary wife. I use porn saved from chans as a sort of guide but at the moment of climax, I am an ideal version of myself in an ideal world impregnating my ideal wife in the missionary position.
I also have non-sexual fantasies about my wife; one of my favorites is the one where we silently walk in the snowy forest for hours until we get to the village market just to buy bread and milk.