Don't ask me why they do it because I don't know but it is definitely gross. Especially tattoos colored green, why green? Get a color that goes well with your skin, whatever. It is just weird and stupid and makes me mad. grrr.... I'm not kidding.
>>113
The point isn't to be innovative, the point is to troll the intellectuals. This phrase is completely non-humorous regardless of your understanding of the references. Those that do understand the references are always guaranteed to comment along the lines of "that's not funny" or "that's just stupid". I'll have the last laugh when I can say that they have been trolled.
Dude that is so post-ironic, you're post-hilarious.
I met a girl in a club once who turned out to have a tattoo of David Duchovny on her butt. Only it wasn't a portrait; it was drawn like he was inside her butt, and he's all pressing his face up against the inside of her butt like it's a pane of glass and he's smushing himself up against the inside, trying to escape.
>>117
I would so tattoo David Duchovny on my butt. Great story. Did you see her again or did the emotional scar prevent further meetings?
>>118
Clubslut, mate. When I'm abusing substances it's another matter but the next morning the idea of persuing a relationship with a come dumpster does not appeal. I don't think I even got her name.
That's even more retarded. Did an intellectual hurt your brain when you were younger?
yes its gross.