Adam Curtis' forehead, he proceeded to take
a huge hit from his bong, before
the micropenis withered into fine pinkish dust.
A huge cock killed moot-kun
for posting six words and not seven.
(Maybe five. Is "moot-kun" two words?)
For posting thirteen words, maybe even fourteen
the thread derailed into a flaming trainwreck.
Flaming undead moot-kun intoned, "choo choo, motherfuckers!"
Charge Man was impressed and began to
ejaculate all over moot's gay faggot chin.