8 Steps To Becoming A Weaboo (19)

1 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2011-08-24 00:52 ID:DxCpqidw

Hello. My name is Jonathan Rail. I have a website at http://johnrealgamer.com/ Anyway, in all my years, I have seen a resurgence in Japanophilia, and many don't know where to start. I have compiled 8 items that will help YOU become a social reject.

  1. Addu the letter u to the endu of random wordsu.
  2. Use ランダムな Japanese adjectives in the middle of sentences, because people will know what you're talking about. It's just so kawaii!
  3. DESU DESU DESU
  4. Use your mother's heart medication to get poorly made costumes for cosplaying.
  5. Eat with chopsticks.
  6. Reprace arr instances of l with r.
  7. Claim to be a Tru™ otaku, without knowing what an otaku really is.
  8. Correct ANYONE who mispronounces Japanese words, even though they usually mispronounce anime.

Check out my webpage if you enjoyed this! Happy Japanesing!

2 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2011-08-29 16:11 ID:veIGkaAF

I hope you walk off a cliff.

3 Name: Anonymous Enthusiast : 2011-08-29 16:14 ID:veIGkaAF

No, you know what, just go do it already. Hike up a sizable gradation, find its terminal edge and walk straight off it.

4 Name: pec : 2011-09-06 06:53 ID:NOD1QEg7

日本語

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6 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 19:38 ID:Pm/hGERj

Good thread. Bumping for interest.

7 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 20:04 ID:Heaven

day sue.

8 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 20:22 ID:Heaven

Eating with chopsticks is pretty neat. Hm, actually it wastes wood for no reason. Eh, most people waste food for no good reason.

9 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 22:29 ID:Heaven

this thread is bad and you should feel bad.

10 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2021-11-22 23:19 ID:Heaven

>>9
s-sugoiiiiiii... (^^)V

11 Name: Jonathan Rail in 2021 : 2021-12-06 05:34 ID:KG5dvIIY

Hello. My name is Jonathan Rail. I have a website at http://johnrealgamer.com/ Anyway, in all my years I have seen a resurgence in Japanophilia and many don't know where to start. I have compiled 8 items that will help YOU become a social reject.

1. Use an anime profile picture on every internet account you have access to.
2. Change your internet account names to something Japanese-like. If you don't feel like copying random Japenese text, simply add -kun to the end of your name.
3. Keep a text file on you at all times containing kawaii emoticons. If you lose your text file you can always resort to simple emoticons like uwu.
4. Always periodically say uwu and other related kawaii sentences on your internet accounts. Do this even if you interrupt someone.
5. Make yourself only interested to Japanese women. If you are gay (you probably are) then only be interested in Japanese men.
6. Start purchasing random crap from Japan. Be sure to have more items from Japan than your own country where you reside.
7. Always praise and worship anything Japanese. If you think your peers (if you have any to begin with) have forgotten about how good Japan was, be sure to remind them again!
8. Always replace more activities with the Japanese alternatives. If you liked watching tv or movies, then only watch Japanese produced tv or movies.

Check out my webpage if you enjoyed this! Happy Japanesing!

12 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2022-12-06 13:57 ID:QdneU0UM

>>11

Good post!

13 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2023-01-07 07:10 ID:4NXV+YVi

>>11
You forgot
9. Defend and support Japan's activities during WW2 despite the fact your probably a white American.

14 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2023-01-07 09:36 ID:ksW0BbzH

>>11
Other than the kawaii-emoticons I've been this way for a long time. I stopped posting ^_^ and T_T a long time ago. Yes that includes rule number 9 added by >>13

15 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2023-01-21 19:22 ID:xC2or03d

>>14
I sometimes deliberately misuse kaomojis to annoy my co workers and have put up a bunch of random underage anime girls up as profile picture on work accounts. I’m beginning to use random Japanese words in my emails and have made public comments praising Pearl Harbor attacks and 9/11. I purchase random crap from Taiwan and pretend it’s Japanese. I’ve considered putting up a picture of Bin Laden on my desk and some giant mecha anime toys but they’ve yet to arrive in the mail.

16 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2023-01-23 08:27 ID:ydQ7hrZw

>>15
I hope this isn't a troll post. What kind of job is it?

18 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2023-01-30 06:05 ID:YCm+Awhu

>>16
Oh I work as a technician at a regular shitty office, nothing special. I’m desperate to get out of this fucking contract though, so I’m trying everything to get them to fire me without actually breaking any rules. So now I have lolis plastered all over my desk and online profiles and I’m looking for a nice fitting frame for my Bin Laden portrait which is really kawaii. Thankfully, my bastard team mates have stopped talking to me already and there’s talk of complaints to HR. Well fuck em.

19 Name: Anonymous Hobbyist : 2023-01-30 07:23 ID:WA2JWTj9

>>18
I don't know who the fuck you are, yet I still inspire to be just like you at my next enslavement facility.

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