Wow, I envy you. How fucked up is that? At least you work and have a friend to get drunk with. My life:
Wake up. Whenever. It can be 4 am. 10 am. 5 pm. 11 pm. My schedule sucks.
Once I'm awake, I drag myself out of bed and crash in the living room, watching TV. Once my back hurts enough that I can't be there anymore, I get up, put a movie on the DVD player (to have something to listen to), and wander around the house, aimlessly, thinking.
It's been about 3-4 hours since I woke up.
I finally brush my teeth, take a shit, and clean up a little. Quick bath and some "breakfast" follows. If I'm feeling up to it, I get out of the house and go somewhere. Maybe the mall. Maybe the beach. Maybe the park.
Whatever.
Most of the time, Ijust go online, read the news, post on the chans, play a couple of Flash games, and look for porn. Then maybe watch some anime or play some PS2.
If I get really hungry, I eat a decent meal and drink some wine. If not, just have a beer and pizza or Hot Pockets. By now, I'm either sleepy or just tired of being awake. I fap, shower, drink some soda to settle my stomach, and lie in bed, staring at the ceiling while listening to the radio. At some point, I fall asleep.
Rinse and repeat.
This is my fucking life. And I feel powerless to change it.