(ó_ò) <--- is completely helpless
(ó_ò) <--- OP, have you considered custom ASCII art? Perhaps portraits? Because this was really cute.
Why don't try photography? You can take any picture you want, experimenting, and if you are lucky people might hire you for their small special occasion. You can also sell your picture online too.
Pornography. Makes people happy, and can be done over the Internet.
Make life sized sculptures of former presidents with your own poop.
Take up yoyoing. Proceed to blow minds with your mad skillz.