Internet Addicts Anonymous @4-ch

Do you have an addiction to the Internet? Do you spend all day looking at slashdot, wikipedia, porn or posting in your Livejournal, or are you a friend or family member of someone who is?

Internet addicts anonymous provides counselling, trolling, flames and utter internet stupidity for those who require the services, generously provided by 4-ch in association with the DQN community.
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1: 4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica are down (33) 2: Junior, let's find VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID [PART II] (438) 3: ITT: Post Wikipedia articles (10) 4: The story of a former hikikomori (13) 5: I'd rather be doing the internette. (11) 6: Conventional Identity Forums and Hiding (15) 7: Who wants to be chained to the wall in my basement (19) 8: Hikikomori's, Asperger's syndromer's & Autist (162) 9: 『Annoyance』I'm sick of having to think before I post!『Frustrated』 (7) 10: Anti-Japanese Racist Forum (24) 11: aa (6) 12: ITT Wikipedia Goodness [Part Deux] (31) 13: does that one guy in /anime/ enrage anyone else? (5) 14: Eat Poop You Cat (13) 15: RSS Reader (4) 16: ★(,,゚Д゚)☆ 4CHAN NEWS FOR VIP IS SUPERIOR (8) 17: Hottest Girls on YouTube (65) 18: 【URL】Post some non-Latin URLs【URL】 (9) 19: Today, I want to do something off of the computer. (21) 20: Breaking the Cycle (13) 21: Come check us out! (7) 22: I am an Internet Hikikomori. (9) 23: Searching for Firefox 3 Themes!! (7) 24: The Suck (4) 25: Web Browser (192) 26: usa.gov (13) 27: Meet each other thread! (6) 28: Quit the internet - practicle? (8) 29: ALSO, TITS ALSO, TITS ALSO, TITS ALSO, TITS ALSO, TITS ALSO, TITS ALSO, TITS ALSO, TITS ALSO, TITS A (3) 30: Captcha fail (4) 31: Hikkomori opportunity: Scientology protests! (61) 32: Captcha fail (1) 33: is this /b/? (19) 34: Is it Christmas? (54) 35: I have noticed that IRC is bad for people. (7) 36: the new random station MMOFTL (2) 37: the day 4chan's /b/ was reborn. (11) 38: 4-ch culture is dying (37) 39: [Toilet] The web is everywhere! [Gadgets] (4) 40: Junior, let's find VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID (1000)

4chan and Encyclopedia Dramatica are down (33)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-01-19 13:04 ID:MZeUtiB0

That's what you get for fucking around with Scientologists...

24 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-08-08 22:27 ID:3WwE48VH

this happens nearly every month.
Why ED though, everytime we get newfags posting whole threads on something they don't know or they're too stupid to use the FAQ just direct them to ED then tell them to GTFO.

25 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-08-10 09:40 ID:HXffMQ+Q

So what exactly is going on? Are people still DDOSing the site (which from what I understand is why the site's been down so often)? It seems like only a day after it's back up, it's back down again.

26 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-08-11 05:39 ID:SVj7ciMa

admit it, we would be lost without ED and 4chan, all the retards and faggots wouldn't have there articles and get away with there faggotry.
Because ED is down I'm having a hard time fighting the Anti-Lulz and retarded little fantards are attacking me like the 13-16 y/o's that they are.

I'd give ED 9000 jew golds if I could, srsly.

27 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-08-11 18:07 ID:3JbFCpy7

JEWS!

28 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-08-15 04:25 ID:EUXVgwyu

>>26

>>get away with there faggotry

Oh no! Some random 15 year old emo kid would continue to post bad art on DeviantArt! And nobody would be there to make fun of him randomly! What a terrible world that would be.

Thanks, ED!

29 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-08-15 07:26 ID:3JbFCpy7

:/

30 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-02-05 09:08 ID:Yp3K1aW/

lolwut

31 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-09 08:02 ID:OGm404X7

That would be sad, the tarts needs to be put in their place or their egos will run rampant :(

32 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-11 06:10 ID:flqgUN+W

Y ED DOWN :((((((((((((

33 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-14 23:35 ID:7LKVF3+z

>>29-32
I could kill you all with my bare hands.

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Junior, let's find VIP, DQN or IAA on your ID [PART II] (438)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-11-21 19:39 ID:JMAypTg4

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Part I: http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1131784129

(・∀・) I won't fail you this time grandpa!

429 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-10 01:28 ID:jDR6h0oF

I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN

430 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-10 09:28 ID:tGcz1H+x

I AM EXCITED

431 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-10 19:38 ID:LZYqyzgS

CAPSLOCK GET

432 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-10 20:15 ID:EfJsjcsx

lolol

433 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-11 03:27 ID:Heaven

>>426
don't be H8N.

434 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-12 00:52 ID:tkyOjN92

Hi

435 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-12 02:01 ID:HS2DTFL2

I have so many things to do around the house, but I can't help myself. I must do this. I must post here. I must win.

436 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-12 15:31 ID:N49xt7dH

yeaaa

437 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-14 00:34 ID:er68cbuC

I feel like the person who actually gets one of these in his ID will be like Mel Gibson in that final scene of Braveheart.

"IIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

It will be very dramatic and we'll all cry.

His fame will be fleeting, but we'll remember him, damnit, we'll remember him.

438 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-14 23:32 ID:a6XsQO+E

Is my ID here

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ITT: Post Wikipedia articles (10)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-06 19:30 ID:Yk94iAA/

2 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-07 04:20 ID:Yk94iAA/

Hey I got IAA in my ID

3 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-07 18:19 ID:crHCBSq3

You fucking bitch. Don't rub it in.

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-08 05:44 ID:Heaven

yeah, but you failed to do it in the right thread.

5 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-09 17:54 ID:IGVezMJ3

>>2
DIE

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-10 01:31 ID:Tr1x5LnG

>>3-5
Haters gonna hate

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-10 01:31 ID:Tr1x5LnG

8 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-10 10:51 ID:dqlEV1tB

9 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-13 01:59 ID:Tr1x5LnG

10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-13 14:26 ID:edzZ9vZA

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The story of a former hikikomori (13)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-08-12 11:02 ID:AS44ZbHR

I'm an 18 year old neet, been reclusive for six years.
Today I'm going to publc high school to try and get back into the world.

Will upate later after school.

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-08-16 13:17 ID:EfVYZFqI

Oh hey, it's Jo. Hi =D

5 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-08-17 07:28 ID:8i1NHZh0

good luck with that. If there's ONE thing I came away from high school with, its that anyone around that age is god damn dumb. No offense to you >>1

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-18 15:08 ID:PrmKNrdp

nihonn kara kimasuta

i never knew there were hikkies overseas

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-18 18:36 ID:6seAP8d7

>>6

There is a board on AnonIB (if you dare enter that festering cesspool) for western hikkis. Some of them seem legit though, like 5+ years shut in. I didn't think there were any outside Japan either, but it might not be such an isolates phenomenon.

8 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-21 03:29 ID:ZN/0JzAW

>>7

http://anonib.com/hikikomori/

Yes, we're home to quite a few unfortunate individuals. Slow board sadly.

9 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-21 07:58 ID:Lik6TrcB

I hope that I don't fall down the path of the hikkikomori whilst I'm on suspension from school.

I've gotten into a hikki's sleep schedule and would stay in it if it weren't for the fact that I'm the president of the Anime Club.

And my amazing girlfriend. Though I swear the if we lived together, we'd both end up being Hikkikomori's in my current situation.

10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-22 12:32 ID:ZDgB2Z4V

>president of the Anime Club

Huh. Interesting.

11 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-22 19:34 ID:ZN/0JzAW

>>9

Hm, you could write an anime with a story like yours. Why'd you get suspended?

12 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-04 19:03 ID:hAjtd/WG

>>5

That. An I'm still at school ;_;

13 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-03-05 11:40 ID:bV+dUyz2

>>11
Essentially, I messed up on two of my classes: in one, I didn't do enough of the assignments on time, in the other, I did terrible on the tests.

It's odd that I've been slowly slipping into the mindset of a hikkikomori at home; yet, once outside, I become pretty active.

Parts of my collegian life would be good for a slice of life anime, but other parts would be just my crazed rantings in my head.

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I'd rather be doing the internette. (11)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-01-12 03:15 ID:z3ZehXbN

So, my parents have taken my computer's power cord because for a few months now I've been doing nothing but browsing the internet 11-15 hours a day and sleeping. Even though I have methods of getting onto the internet(sneaking around and taking another power cord, going on the internet at a friend's house or at the library), I really wish I could internet ALL DAY like I did before.

My parents say that the internet is like heroine, and I can't get off of it.

BUT I LOVE THE INTERNET.

What should I do, guys?

2 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-01-12 06:17 ID:UcaVA8ej

Stop browsing the internet so god damn much. It'll turn you into a zombie. It is really no different from watching television all day.

3 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-01-12 13:26 ID:t+38yyNd

how can you browse the internet so much, anyways?
All sites I know (except the porn-stuff) are getting boring after a couple of hours..

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-01-19 08:05 ID:w+ekWHSJ

find something that inspires you to go outside. and make yourself do it.

5 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-01-23 08:00 ID:L9L5EsVy

Get a job. Quit after six months and you can resume your lifestyle at leisure. Or alternately if your addiction has waned by then, don't.

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-27 21:04 ID:7Z418e93

I'd rather die

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-28 15:05 ID:KuqhUf+L

I'd rather study for my exams!!!
Bye for now.
See you soon.

8 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-28 18:21 ID:SDn5bRIA

Go on an adventure

9 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-01 09:06 ID:MwIBBbvo

I didn't have the internet for two weeks, and realised how empty and boring my life seemed without it. It was rather scary how much I'd grown to depend on it, even though I had lived in a time where Internet wasn't available to the public. Because of that, I now limit myself to how much I go on the internet, and make sure I spend time with friends and more productive endeavors like developing a hobby.

10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-14 06:59 ID:nBtmWXlw

Draw shit. Run. Draw more shit. Run some more.
Kill people- er, actually, don't do that. Join a fight club. Do what >>8 said. Do what >>5 said. Build something.

Do not:
watch TV -- like the internet, but you don't do anything but stare at it
replace your porn collection on your computer with magazines -- they suck, and you're not avoiding the real problem of being sedentary
kill/maim people -- bad idea, jail is not fun

11 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-16 21:08 ID:AsTAfyYK

The Internet is quite terrible. I don't know how anybody can be addicted to it. I'm only on it so much right now since it's winter. As soon as the weather gets nicer, I'm going to be out a lot more.

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Conventional Identity Forums and Hiding (15)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-03-24 15:43 ID:KUFQhbxS

Most conventional boards with fixed account identities, shunning of sockpuppetry etc. that are based on phpBB or similar shite are giving you the option to "hide" your online status, so that it doesn't appear anywhere on the forum.

I usually hide. I do this because I don't want people to know when I am online, mostly in a lame attempt to disguise how much time I spend browsing the forum but also because I want to be able to relax, have some time-off lurking and not be hit up by people through privat messages the minute they see me going online.

How do you feel about "hiding"? Do you do it? What's your rationale? Let's start a "hidden users" club!

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-04-08 01:22 ID:DbaubwSV

>>3 On the one hand, I agree with you. Sometimes we say something stupid and we shouldn't have to look over our shoulders because of it. On the other hand, I don't think it's right that somebody can just spout any bullshit they like because they happen to either be drunk or just plain stupid.

Cases in point, >>2 and >>4.

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-04-08 02:11 ID:XJJ0IvY+

I simply don't post on any forums that require me to register. I don't like the idea of having an identity or post history that others can view. It just sits wrong with me.

8 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-04-11 21:48 ID:AsoYE37w

>>7-san is right. phpBB forums are way too slow and registration is complicater. I can't just stroll into some forum by accident and look that someone's having a tiny problem with something. Instead of just answering it I would have to register there'n'shit. I'm also too of a social reclusive to have friends in the internet. It takes just as much from me as it would IRL.

9 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-04-22 07:49 ID:5IfgBrfk

>>8 sucks, doesn't it?

10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-11-30 09:23 ID:z98de+2d

I suspect my ID may have been hijacked from several such forums. Have zero evidence, though. As a former donator to iichan, though, this concerns me quite a lot.

11 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-11-30 09:25 ID:Heaven

>>10 here. I also say "though" far too often, though. Wonder if the emacs psychiatrist could cure me.

12 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-05 02:49 ID:5n5l64EO

I wish I could remove all online identities I have ever created.

13 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-12 03:21 ID:R1AnGAQB

>>11

Just proofread your posts, and take out all of the "though"s. Come up with something else to put in where they're missing.

Example:

"Though she's not a witch, burn her"

Turns into

" Shitting dick nipples she's not a witch, burn her"

14 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-10 22:03 ID:Lz4DA+JB

I was banned from 4chan yesterday for 15 days and for what? asking one of the boards why there are only 3 pages and why there is so much brazilian stuff on there...I pleaded to the mod tellin him he has the wrong guy but my appeal was denied...what should I do? ;_;

15 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-16 21:10 ID:Heaven

>>14
So wait the fifteen days. You're already in six, so you got nine left to go. That's a week and two days till it expires,. I think you'll manage. Besides, 4chan is terrible, stay on here instead.

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Who wants to be chained to the wall in my basement (19)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-11 13:26 ID:Heaven

and kept as a gimp?

Yeah, I'll torture and rape you every day, but there's room and board, and you can leech off my wireless too!

10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-14 19:49 ID:K0Objpe6

So how can I leech off your wireless while I'm shackled to the wall? Someone obviously hasn't quite thought this through...

11 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-15 08:04 ID:jcom2oxR

Everytime I hear the word "GIMP", I think of everything that is wrong with open-source and consider stabbing people.

12 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-15 14:57 ID:Heaven

>So how can I leech off your wireless while I'm shackled to the wall?

I'll leave a laptop with a large hard drive in easy reach.

Also, no buddy cop, I'll be doing all the rape on my own, thank you.

13 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-05-19 05:40 ID:jTMNyQDo

Internet addicts more like internment addicts ( ˃ ヮ˂).

14 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-06-17 03:20 ID:7YbuDjoZ

Discribe the rape for us? ARe you going to be rough or not?

15 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-06-17 04:14 ID:BbZeF18o

Do we have to pay rent?

16 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-08-09 21:43 ID:Wx339AJI

under the chains >>1 to basement

17 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-03-11 12:47 ID:Flm3HI06

>>15 lrn2read >>3
Sounds like a sweet deal. What kind of laptop, though?

18 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-12 23:43 ID:4O4H5GPg

What color are the walls? I like a nice eggplant...

19 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-02-10 00:36 ID:6aQt//an

I'm holding out for a 401(k) plan.

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Hikikomori's, Asperger's syndromer's & Autist (162)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2005-12-06 21:34 ID:RTbKJ6xB

Sup

153 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-11-15 13:10 ID:Heaven

>>149
You're a hikki and you go to work.
Mmmm...

154 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-11-24 13:01 ID:5dq7qHCK

Anonib hikki board is at http://anonib.com/hikikomori/ nowadays.

I've had periods in my life where I never went outside, I'm not autistic in any way though, just social anxiety (no idea where that came from either). The last 2 years I often stay home for a week or 2 every few months or so when it all becomes too much for me. I fear for the time when I have to go get a job, because then I really won't be able to do that anymore.

155 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-11-25 03:19 ID:yYkCIAMH

Nah, I don't think I'm autistic or anything like that,
but I basically...

Wake Up - Go to School - Come home - Go in room - Go on computer - Go on computer more - Eat - Watch TV - Go on computer - Sleep.

I dunno if that's considered hikki, but I really don't talk to anyone at school and I just stay indoors all day. Is it hikki?

156 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-11-26 13:24 ID:b6M4Kei9

>>155 That's pretty much what my life is when I have school. That's not hikki in my book. Out of curiosity, what is your life like during the summer or winter breaks?

157 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-11-29 22:02 ID:yYkCIAMH

>>156

In the breaks, It's basically that but erase school and coming home.

So I'm in my room 24/7 basically.

158 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-11-30 08:46 ID:Heaven

I'm a recovering hikky on antidepressants. Also, I think I may have got AnonIB into trouble again during a recent paranoid episode. With Google, no less. :(

Oh, and also my wallet containing my Free Software Foundation membership card is missing. Police don't seem to be overly concerned. :(

159 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-06 23:15 ID:SP9QtEeM

Like the above poster, I am also a recovering hikikomori.

I stumbled across this page after looking up the term "hikikomori" in Google to see what kind of pages I'd all find on the subject of the hikikomori phenomenon.

A few weeks ago, I signed up to a site called HikiCulture; I'm not sure if any of you are familiar with it or not, but besides the AnonIB hikikomori board and this place, it seems to be the only option for hikikomoris to go to for discussion - http://www.hikiculture.com.

Anyway, it looks like this place has been somewhat active recently; I will try to post often.

160 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-12 11:17 ID:Heaven

i think http://4-ch.net/personal/
is a better board for this..

161 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-24 19:30 ID:oUs2QPQc

I've been a hikikomori for 5 years, ask me anything.

I live with my dad, I go outside about once every couple months, I socialize with other people a couple times a year and people seem to like me. I'd like to think I don't have much of the problems shut-ins have. So why am I a shut-in? Good question. I should start studying to get into a college...

162 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-26 13:22 ID:U2MRNb3E

For you school goers (recovering hikkis, or people who just go to school and nothing else, not really hikki but close enough), what do you do during your breaks?

I have done this (in order):

  • locked myself in the public bathroom (but it smells so...)
  • walk around pretending to go somewhere (but couldn't really do that often without it being obvious)
  • pretended to go somewhere on my bike, and I would ride around for 20 minutes or so before going back (but nice weather is needed)
  • go home and skip rest of class (and that's when I eventually became a hikki)
  • go to library, read books / do homework

Nowadays I just sit quietly with people from my class, but it's not really helping me socialize much. I'm curious what other people do.

>>159 That's a nice, active, forum (with some focus on autism too, if you have that), but it's unfortunate the administrator there is a manipulative bastard. Those kind of admins always eventually cause the downfall of their own forum.

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『Annoyance』I'm sick of having to think before I post!『Frustrated』 (7)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-03-30 00:54 ID:N8yz5egH

I am [i]very[/i] sick of having to think before I post! I want to know when I can post for myself! After all, aren't I a member of the community? Don't I count?

2 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-03-30 00:56 ID:Heaven

This applies to all boards, and including nonworking formatting is an element of my protest.

3 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-04-14 14:12 ID:Heaven

Formatting works, you don't know how to make it work because you haven't read the FAQ.

Maybe.

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-05-31 15:40 ID:63irfaP2

What can you >>1 do without thinking first? I don't think I can do anything without doing it first.

5 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-17 20:23 ID:mlM7t/GL

>I don't think I can do anything without doing it first.

I think you meant "without thinking first" ... oddly reminded of Zeno's paradox.

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-18 01:10 ID:Heaven

Zeno? What is that some kind of pokemon or something?

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-18 01:33 ID:tPLScEWh

>>3 Nah, you don't get it; the formatting would only he work if he had thought about it before posting.

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Anti-Japanese Racist Forum (24)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2008-09-17 23:21 ID:bt3XCh9B

I recently came across an anti-Japanese website,
presumably owned by a white supremacist.
It's called http://www.ihatejapan.com/.
Being of Japanese ancestry, I was offended and appalled.
So, what do you think?
I think we should all go onto this little forum and raid this site.

I'm sorry,
I don't speak much Japanese,
so if someone could translate this post,
that would be appreciated. Thanks!

15 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-10 18:56 ID:Ap6UInNx

Well I have this orangutang named Clyde, don't ask wyh his names Clyde every orangutangs name is Clyde. We go around Japan all the time and say "hello" to all the school girls. Clyde always goes first though...

16 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-10 18:57 ID:lxVl+6/z

well I also have an orangutang named clyde but he likes chinese girls more. why are orangutangs named clyde?

17 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-10 19:00 ID:Ap6UInNx

It was do to a study in the late 1800s in northen canada that all orangutangs must be named clyde because females found it more soothing to look into the eyes of a clyde, opposed to a jim or scott.

18 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-10 19:02 ID:lxVl+6/z

as soothing as the name clyde may be apposed to a jim or scott, what if someone wanted to brutally disgust someone, can I get the birth certificate of my orangutang and name it something other than clyde?

19 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-10 19:06 ID:Ap6UInNx

This would be blasphemy because brutally digesting someone with an orangutang is just plain weird. What kind of a sick man would even attempt this? Even though Clyde can still be a rather good name for digesting people. I'd lean more towards a Davis though if I were to really want to change his name. But he has citizenship now so i cannot do this. He must do it himself. That sneaky bastard of an orangutang...

20 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-10 19:11 ID:lxVl+6/z

           ▲       ▲     
▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ clyde likes bananas
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/ \
|0 0|
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\_________/
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/ /
| /
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21 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-10 19:20 ID:Ap6UInNx

Clyde (all orangutangs in general) prefers grade a pomegranates shipped in from northern switzerland on the backs of immgrated slaves taken over by the flying spaghetti monster. These are then put onto the raft, yes indeed the same raft Huckleberry Finn used, and then taken to the San Diego Zoo for inspections by the Orangutang Council to decide if there midichlorian count is high enough. These are what Clyde likes best.

22 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2009-12-10 19:21 ID:lxVl+6/z

clyde= baby monkey

clyde...
u got baby monkeyed.

23 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-01 19:01 ID:KF4NkqaJ

>>13

Go fuck yourself.

24 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2010-01-17 17:30 ID:eX3iPpwR

>>13
Agreed.

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