Internet Addicts Anonymous @4-ch

this happens nearly every month.
Why ED though, everytime we get newfags posting whole threads on something they don't know or they're too stupid to use the FAQ just direct them to ED then tell them to GTFO.

So what exactly is going on? Are people still DDOSing the site (which from what I understand is why the site's been down so often)? It seems like only a day after it's back up, it's back down again.

admit it, we would be lost without ED and 4chan, all the retards and faggots wouldn't have there articles and get away with there faggotry.
Because ED is down I'm having a hard time fighting the Anti-Lulz and retarded little fantards are attacking me like the 13-16 y/o's that they are.

I'd give ED 9000 jew golds if I could, srsly.

JEWS!

>>26

>>get away with there faggotry

Oh no! Some random 15 year old emo kid would continue to post bad art on DeviantArt! And nobody would be there to make fun of him randomly! What a terrible world that would be.

Thanks, ED!

:/

lolwut

That would be sad, the tarts needs to be put in their place or their egos will run rampant :(

Y ED DOWN :((((((((((((

>>29-32
I could kill you all with my bare hands.

I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN

I AM EXCITED

CAPSLOCK GET

lolol

>>426
don't be H8N.

Hi

I have so many things to do around the house, but I can't help myself. I must do this. I must post here. I must win.

yeaaa

I feel like the person who actually gets one of these in his ID will be like Mel Gibson in that final scene of Braveheart.

"IIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

It will be very dramatic and we'll all cry.

His fame will be fleeting, but we'll remember him, damnit, we'll remember him.

Is my ID here

Oh hey, it's Jo. Hi =D

good luck with that. If there's ONE thing I came away from high school with, its that anyone around that age is god damn dumb. No offense to you >>1

nihonn kara kimasuta

i never knew there were hikkies overseas

>>6

There is a board on AnonIB (if you dare enter that festering cesspool) for western hikkis. Some of them seem legit though, like 5+ years shut in. I didn't think there were any outside Japan either, but it might not be such an isolates phenomenon.

>>7

http://anonib.com/hikikomori/

Yes, we're home to quite a few unfortunate individuals. Slow board sadly.

I hope that I don't fall down the path of the hikkikomori whilst I'm on suspension from school.

I've gotten into a hikki's sleep schedule and would stay in it if it weren't for the fact that I'm the president of the Anime Club.

And my amazing girlfriend. Though I swear the if we lived together, we'd both end up being Hikkikomori's in my current situation.

>president of the Anime Club

Huh. Interesting.

>>9

Hm, you could write an anime with a story like yours. Why'd you get suspended?

>>5

That. An I'm still at school ;_;

>>11
Essentially, I messed up on two of my classes: in one, I didn't do enough of the assignments on time, in the other, I did terrible on the tests.

It's odd that I've been slowly slipping into the mindset of a hikkikomori at home; yet, once outside, I become pretty active.

Parts of my collegian life would be good for a slice of life anime, but other parts would be just my crazed rantings in my head.

>>3 On the one hand, I agree with you. Sometimes we say something stupid and we shouldn't have to look over our shoulders because of it. On the other hand, I don't think it's right that somebody can just spout any bullshit they like because they happen to either be drunk or just plain stupid.

Cases in point, >>2 and >>4.

I simply don't post on any forums that require me to register. I don't like the idea of having an identity or post history that others can view. It just sits wrong with me.

>>7-san is right. phpBB forums are way too slow and registration is complicater. I can't just stroll into some forum by accident and look that someone's having a tiny problem with something. Instead of just answering it I would have to register there'n'shit. I'm also too of a social reclusive to have friends in the internet. It takes just as much from me as it would IRL.

>>8 sucks, doesn't it?

I suspect my ID may have been hijacked from several such forums. Have zero evidence, though. As a former donator to iichan, though, this concerns me quite a lot.

>>10 here. I also say "though" far too often, though. Wonder if the emacs psychiatrist could cure me.

I wish I could remove all online identities I have ever created.

>>11

Just proofread your posts, and take out all of the "though"s. Come up with something else to put in where they're missing.

Example:

"Though she's not a witch, burn her"

Turns into

" Shitting dick nipples she's not a witch, burn her"

I was banned from 4chan yesterday for 15 days and for what? asking one of the boards why there are only 3 pages and why there is so much brazilian stuff on there...I pleaded to the mod tellin him he has the wrong guy but my appeal was denied...what should I do? ;_;

>>14
So wait the fifteen days. You're already in six, so you got nine left to go. That's a week and two days till it expires,. I think you'll manage. Besides, 4chan is terrible, stay on here instead.

Everytime I hear the word "GIMP", I think of everything that is wrong with open-source and consider stabbing people.

>So how can I leech off your wireless while I'm shackled to the wall?

I'll leave a laptop with a large hard drive in easy reach.

Also, no buddy cop, I'll be doing all the rape on my own, thank you.

Internet addicts more like internment addicts ( ˃ ヮ˂).

Discribe the rape for us? ARe you going to be rough or not?

Do we have to pay rent?

>>15 lrn2read >>3
Sounds like a sweet deal. What kind of laptop, though?

What color are the walls? I like a nice eggplant...

I'm holding out for a 401(k) plan.

>>149
You're a hikki and you go to work.
Mmmm...

Anonib hikki board is at http://anonib.com/hikikomori/ nowadays.

I've had periods in my life where I never went outside, I'm not autistic in any way though, just social anxiety (no idea where that came from either). The last 2 years I often stay home for a week or 2 every few months or so when it all becomes too much for me. I fear for the time when I have to go get a job, because then I really won't be able to do that anymore.

Nah, I don't think I'm autistic or anything like that,
but I basically...

Wake Up - Go to School - Come home - Go in room - Go on computer - Go on computer more - Eat - Watch TV - Go on computer - Sleep.

I dunno if that's considered hikki, but I really don't talk to anyone at school and I just stay indoors all day. Is it hikki?

>>155 That's pretty much what my life is when I have school. That's not hikki in my book. Out of curiosity, what is your life like during the summer or winter breaks?

>>156

In the breaks, It's basically that but erase school and coming home.

So I'm in my room 24/7 basically.

I'm a recovering hikky on antidepressants. Also, I think I may have got AnonIB into trouble again during a recent paranoid episode. With Google, no less. :(

Oh, and also my wallet containing my Free Software Foundation membership card is missing. Police don't seem to be overly concerned. :(

Like the above poster, I am also a recovering hikikomori.

I stumbled across this page after looking up the term "hikikomori" in Google to see what kind of pages I'd all find on the subject of the hikikomori phenomenon.

A few weeks ago, I signed up to a site called HikiCulture; I'm not sure if any of you are familiar with it or not, but besides the AnonIB hikikomori board and this place, it seems to be the only option for hikikomoris to go to for discussion - http://www.hikiculture.com.

Anyway, it looks like this place has been somewhat active recently; I will try to post often.

i think http://4-ch.net/personal/
is a better board for this..

I've been a hikikomori for 5 years, ask me anything.

I live with my dad, I go outside about once every couple months, I socialize with other people a couple times a year and people seem to like me. I'd like to think I don't have much of the problems shut-ins have. So why am I a shut-in? Good question. I should start studying to get into a college...

For you school goers (recovering hikkis, or people who just go to school and nothing else, not really hikki but close enough), what do you do during your breaks?

I have done this (in order):

• locked myself in the public bathroom (but it smells so...)
• walk around pretending to go somewhere (but couldn't really do that often without it being obvious)
• pretended to go somewhere on my bike, and I would ride around for 20 minutes or so before going back (but nice weather is needed)
• go home and skip rest of class (and that's when I eventually became a hikki)
• go to library, read books / do homework

Nowadays I just sit quietly with people from my class, but it's not really helping me socialize much. I'm curious what other people do.

>>159 That's a nice, active, forum (with some focus on autism too, if you have that), but it's unfortunate the administrator there is a manipulative bastard. Those kind of admins always eventually cause the downfall of their own forum.

Well I have this orangutang named Clyde, don't ask wyh his names Clyde every orangutangs name is Clyde. We go around Japan all the time and say "hello" to all the school girls. Clyde always goes first though...

well I also have an orangutang named clyde but he likes chinese girls more. why are orangutangs named clyde?

It was do to a study in the late 1800s in northen canada that all orangutangs must be named clyde because females found it more soothing to look into the eyes of a clyde, opposed to a jim or scott.

as soothing as the name clyde may be apposed to a jim or scott, what if someone wanted to brutally disgust someone, can I get the birth certificate of my orangutang and name it something other than clyde?

This would be blasphemy because brutally digesting someone with an orangutang is just plain weird. What kind of a sick man would even attempt this? Even though Clyde can still be a rather good name for digesting people. I'd lean more towards a Davis though if I were to really want to change his name. But he has citizenship now so i cannot do this. He must do it himself. That sneaky bastard of an orangutang...

           ▲       ▲     
          ▲ ▲     ▲ ▲                   clyde likes bananas
              ___
             /   \
             |0 0|           
             \___/ 
                             
          \_________/                
              |   |
              |   | 
              /   /           
              |  /                
               ||         

Clyde (all orangutangs in general) prefers grade a pomegranates shipped in from northern switzerland on the backs of immgrated slaves taken over by the flying spaghetti monster. These are then put onto the raft, yes indeed the same raft Huckleberry Finn used, and then taken to the San Diego Zoo for inspections by the Orangutang Council to decide if there midichlorian count is high enough. These are what Clyde likes best.

clyde= baby monkey

clyde...
u got baby monkeyed.

>>13

Go fuck yourself.

>>13
Agreed.