I regularly masturbate to myself. Yep, that's how hot I am.
I am so hot, someone turn the aircon on.
I am so hot, I'm the reason behind Global Warming.
I am so hot, I'm on fire.
...
OH MY GOD I'M ACTUALLY ON FIRE, SOMEBODY HELP.
i wish i could do a l33t ascii art of a dude on fire at this point.
M < fire
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I pee magma.
Hello, I am the Sun.
I am so hot i have my own wikipedia entry.
>>53
I vandalized it. It now says you suck Pluto's cock, and lick the ring around Uranus.
I am so hot, nobody would dare vandalize my wikipedia page
I am so hot, Wikipedia wishes it had a page on me.
>>55
I did so with admin impunity, and now you are a suspect in the conspiracy to murder JFK and a homosexual.
>>56
I wrote up an accurate summary of your life up to this point, fact-checked it with your mother, had it peer-reviewed and edited professionally, logged onto the wiki and submitted the article with perfect formating.
Then I vandalized it.
i'm so hot, i make the sun look like a black hole
.....i also made a wiki page but >>57 vandalized it
I'm so hot, I make plasma look like ice
I am SO hot, I am the highest temperature possible in our current model of the laws of physics, the plank constant (10^32 degrees Kelvin). Beyond this point our understanding of everything breaks down and hotness is undefined in the quantum singularity that results from the total collapse of the universe.
This is why I'm hot
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot 'cuz I'm fly
You ain't 'cuz you not
This is why
This is why
This is why I'm hot
I'm so smart, and my brain's so heavy that it generates a magnetic field, and all compasses on Earth actually point in the direction of my brain.
Top that. Or rather, top ME.
I'm so smart, I topped >>62 and he won't be able to figure out what I did to top him.
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia writes articles in YOU!!
I'm so YOU that Wikipedia writes Soviet Russia!
i'm liek so hot dat no werds describe mai hotnuss
I am so hot a Scarran would be like "That is a hot human hrrrrrr."
I am so hot I have no idea what >>67 said.
>>68
Yeah well, you are a Scarran rape-baby, so nobody cares.
I am so hot, the non-hot >>69 tried to start a conversation with me, hoping for romance (in the butt).
I am so hot that no puny hyperbole can describe me.
I am so so.
I'm pretty chill.
I'm cold. Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
I am so hot, a Sebacean would go into heat delirium just by standing next to me. Yep, that's how hot I am.
I'm so hot that I always feel cold no matter where I am.
I'm so hot that I've looped back to freezing
fukcing losers
>>79
You should stop fucking losers, you could get an STD.
I am a monster IRL, but I am comforted in the fact that some individuals may in fact - have a fetish for the seriously ugly. It is with this knowledge that I have come to subjectively realize that I am, so hot.
i am so hot that instead of making a statement like >>81
i am mearly going to notate that my rear has a "caution hot substance" label
I am so hot, I don't need to light cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR
I am so hot, I don't need cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR
I am so hot, I don't need cigarettes.
HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR
I'm so hot that steam comes off my poo even in summer ^_^
I'm so hot that steam comes off my poo even in summer ^_^
lol this thread is strangely amusing
90 get.
>>8
I thought this was really funny until I remembered pigs don't have sweat glands. Oops.
I'm so hot D3D cannot handle me.
I'm so hot, my computer overheats all the time when I'm trying to use it.
I'm so hot, hot.
Tsk, tsk
Even in the fal, temperatures are still in the triple digits over here...