There are no real girls on the internets (21)

1 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-21 03:34 ID:xZqH1EGO

I secretly suspect that anyone who claims to be a gurl on the interwebz is actually a guy trying to get their jollies off of cybering, or confused young boys getting similar jollies.


2 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-21 04:16 ID:Heaven

There are heaps of girls, but only the dumb ones admit to it.

If you're bothered that people might say they're someone else, maybe you shouldn't be having pretend sex with strangers in the first place. Durhurhur.

3 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-21 18:05 ID:CznLuiqg

>There are heaps of girls, but only the dumb ones admit to it.

yeah, since that is most of them, that makes not many using the internet beyond myspace.

4 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-21 20:23 ID:Heaven

I secretly suspect >>1 made a shit thread.

5 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-21 23:29 ID:3ihjjjBm

>>4, >>1 is trying to make a good point

6 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-22 04:33 ID:xZqH1EGO


Yes, I'm attempting to make a point
I'm also trying to make something of a joke.
Thank you for your infinitely valuable and consequential input on this "shit thread," >>4-san.

7 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-22 05:23 ID:Heaven

I secretly suspect >>1 is a self-deprecating girl.

8 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-22 05:32 ID:xZqH1EGO

Nah, I'm a dude.
Plus, I'm not really insulting girls.
I'm making fun of the fact that a lot of guys in chat rooms and forums claim to be girls in order to express their feminine side, or have cyber-sex as the girl.
Some have even gone as far as to say that there are no girls whatsoever online. This is, of course, untrue, and I'm playing off of that, and trying to get your thoughts on men pretending to be girls online.

9 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-22 08:35 ID:Heaven

You're not saying anything new, though.

> a lot of guys in chat rooms and forums claim to be girls

I doubt it's as common as popular culture assumes it is.

It wouldn't surprise me if a lot of the "no gurls on teh intarwubs!!1" stuff is actually being posted by girls. They're the ones most likely to notice it, after all, especially if they've been mocked in a similar manner themselves.

Consider the flipside:

10 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-22 22:38 ID:xZqH1EGO


I've never thought of it like that.

And that thread is hilarious ( ゚ ヮ゚)

11 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-23 22:08 ID:Heaven


12 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-25 14:19 ID:BhGOgOe9

>>8, thread failed even more when you started to explain yourself.

>>9 is so wrong.

13 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-27 04:45 ID:xZqH1EGO


then i guess you just rule then. your threads are perfect and immortal. all hail. O|¯|_,


14 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-27 10:21 ID:Heaven

First of all, you start a thread which is either clearly meant to troll or a lame attempt to gain free internets by using an old meme.

When this backfires, you start backpedaling and trying to pass off that this was meant to be a thread for rational discussion. Oh, please. I can't think of what is worse; a troll who starts to backpedal or someone who makes a thread about the obvious and uses a meme to start a serious discussion.

15 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-03-27 10:23 ID:Heaven

Ps. My threads are indeed perfect and immortal.

Hail, bitch.

16 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2007-04-05 10:31 ID:Heaven

I am a girl.
I am 13 years old, Japanese and live in 空想的市, Japan.
I have a GPA of 4.0 and are looking for hot guys to chat with.

17 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2017-10-11 20:20 ID:Fpe3oyww

Tsk, tsk

18 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2017-10-13 10:54 ID:YjGrTfOy

Be real with me anons, are girls even real? I've long suspected that they aren't.

19 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2017-10-13 12:31 ID:Fpe3oyww

>>18 yes, but the truth behind the myths is horrifying, just like when you found out about the reality behind the sexy MGE monsters. I've seen some shit, man.

20 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2017-10-14 02:34 ID:YjGrTfOy


21 Name: Anonymous Addict : 2017-10-15 02:30 ID:ThdTQ4F3

Very spooky.

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