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Part I: http://4-ch.net/iaa/kareha.pl/1131784129
(・∀・) I won't fail you this time grandpa!
( ´ω`) I don't love you, your mother doesn't love you, and your father most certainly doesn't love you, so any failure you easily attain is alright with me. Step aside and let me show you how it's done, Junior.
( ´ω`) Darn... Must not be my lucky day...
(・∀・) The times will change for you granpa, you'll see !
( ´ω`) Well well well, let's see what we have here.
vip
jolbull
mob
get
( ´ω`) Did you already forget the lecture I gave you about ID's, Junior?
(・∀・) ID? What's that?
(・∀・) I'm confused, gramps!
FUCKING GET NOW. FUCK YEAH!
YATTA!
Aaah!
I got Eu, and almost got CP and PIXEL...
With love, >>15
i really need reallife pr0n with my gf again. ;_;
>>17 you don't have a girlfriend if you post in a board so close to DQN!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>18
i have but she isn't at my place right now.. maybe until february..
also get
>>19
Waiting for your hugpillow to be delivered != having a girlfriend.
:3
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
RET'S TRY!!
lolfail
The face-sitting of Moses
I wish I had Kami
i wish i had a life
cool
:V
i'm a gundam
Let's see
I have a cock, a cock, aaaaaaa cooooooooooooooock, oh yeah baby, i have a cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock.
heheeeee
vying for victory
now
get and
/thread
ANAL COCK
EEEPC GET!
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
BENIS THE PANNISCOCK
kekekeke
i love vaginas
fapfap
| Sensei, how do I got GET?|
ｙ──────────────
∧＿∧ ∩
（ ﾟДﾟ）ノ＿＿＿___
（入 ⌒＼つ ／|
ヾヽ ／＼⌒)／ |
|| ⌒|￣￣￣|
´ | |
I wish myself luck.
nida nida nida
_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 ID! ID!
⊂彡
I an from FUTUREWORLD!
I post to say no one of you reach goal.
But >>71 is a idiot.
lolcow
^1234567890ß´
qwertzuiopü+
asdfghjklöä#
<yxcvbnm,.-
GET!
fgsfts
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I fuck myself
so sad...
Iiiiiiiiiiinternet!
ronery ronery... ;_;
aaaaaaaaaa
winternet
aquanet
arpanet
hohoho
김치
rtddtdtjjzht5ezdt
I wonder what I will get.
:3c
you silly goose
nutmeg in my ass feels good
IN THE NAME OF CHANNERU 4! DQNＧＥＴ！！！
PLEASE GET FOR ME.
♪when i tried to get,
i just lost my brains,
then i clicked on reply~
yeah yeah~
then i sa~~~~w the ID and...
shat in my pink pantsu~♪
ok
hurr
doing this one for you bro
123123123
fap fap
my captcha is "go". so... here we go!
Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you!
ｷﾀ━━━━━（ﾟ∀ﾟ）━━━━━!!!!!
ｷﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀ━(ﾟ(ﾟω(ﾟωﾟ(☆ω☆)ﾟωﾟ)ωﾟ)ﾟ)ﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀﾀ━!!!!!
ＧＥＴ ｃｏｐｉｅｄ ｉｎ Ｃｈｉｎａ
k
this is impossible
noooooooooooo
100 GET
last and final get
get
well but now(?)
FICKEN!
i feel lucky
One more roll, see if I got anything.
rar
....
THIS TIME I GET IT
>:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3
h(andle)
1337
x3
h(andle)
Wait, I can't believe I made the exact same post.
oh u
honk
>>118
oh wow: l8t(late) 3am
to bad it's 3pm here right now. haha
SNAKE EYES
why please let it be
I FUCKING CAME SO HARD OHHHH YEAHH!! BABY LET'S FUCK AGAIN!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHYEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAA!
jews, err jawss!
Back with a new IP, let's see what my ID is.
have i posted in this thread yet?
I might just be.
get?
bloxy... i lol'd
^^
Maybe this time. Maybe not.
fuck me
nobody has won!
suck my dick. please.
Roll.
was it hawk or something
it definitely wasn't handle.
hurr durr hurr hur durrrrrrr
......................
0
/0
let's try this shit again
honk honk
did i post here? i think not so.
yes
?
!
.
oink oink oink
aaaaaaaaaaa
post!
gargaergaergredfgbrf
i want, i wait, yeah~, please come back, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaase
kackute! kackute? that's my verification..
ik wil neuken!!
This time, I shall win.
soups up
when i will ever GET, i leave the internets, forever.
get
it's never going to happen.
>>160
One more reason to have those threads
Sup baby, can I interest you in my penis
>>160
But we're all having fun, so fuck you.
whaw
so ronery
Postan.
post when you are addicted to the internets.
shit
fffffffffffffffffffffff
captcha said "bleickness" -> blackness?
i want a gir........llll
ik
42
nip nong nong
N.H.K ni youkoso
It'll never happen
Oh boy oh boy
you sure?
come on... shuduche!
let me try!
ID threads always fail.
no u
>>183
THIS ONE, NO!
(・∀・) I won't fail you this time grandpa!
yes
no?
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Jebbi the hut
I HOPE THIS TIME
guys, will we ever not fail? ;_;
somedayyyyyyy
This time, it is you who has failed me.
get
>>196
Why doesn't your ID change? I thought it changes daily.
milf's are moe
abc
> I thought it changes daily.
it used to, but that changed a long time ago.
suckers
yes, i suck pussy's. what's wrong with it?
god dammit leroy
FUCKING AT WHORE
Ding ding ding ding ding!
nani ga deru ka na
I believe in myself!
OKAY
I am >>196 and I am hoping that I have a new IP address although I'm too lazy to check if I do
i came again and again and ...
This is the right time. I MUST WIN!
I've got Yun! It's the last part of Dokyun!! I won! I won!
Posting in a thread.
Today is the day when I get the unique ID, that will be a target of envy of all Internet Addicts!
VIPDQNIAA GET
i just cant stop myself
WISH ME LUCK
here we go again
...
crappy ID GET!
It's not possible. You should stop trying.
let me see!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
insta-get
icame
;_;
YES!
NO
This is the post.
I'm going for all three, jang.
I RAPE HER THAAAAT LONG. OK MAYBE NOT. KEKEKE
?
!
This is the only thread that keeps this board alive. It give a fake feeling that there is no Internet Addicts left in the world.
ID will be: DQNVIPIAA
I've got some sex in my ID. This means that I'm alpha male from now on.
We will worship you as our new god until something better comes along.
I am posting??
I posted here quite a few times. Today I'm not feeling lucky, but I shall try anyway.
...
Test!
>>242
at least you got IAA backwards..
now also GET!
typical failure of an ID thread.
A penis is on the rise
w
fuck, said my captcha
yatta
look, my keyboard has fake money symbols on it!
€£¥$
fuck fuck fuck
x3
inshung = captcha
lolol
hi again
everyday is the same day
..wasted
damn i'm drunken
hurr
qwergthj
1337
ajkthajfa
did I post here yet?
possibly yes.
cum
in
her
MADLIB FAIL
hey yeah, enjoy the fucktrain
abc123
i wish i had something interesting to post here
♥
aaasdfl
9
nida
007
78888888874514147
peneen
nitchen
aawrawraw
1
2
4
doh
i fap like there is no morning
And so do I. Am not being VC:koy here, I promise.
lol
kek
back to hack
ing the internet
lol internet
yiteen
dqn is fine too
vip..?
:(
merry christmas, my fellow roneries. ;_;
I can't believe, with 301 posts you haven't come up with anything.
Fucking lame, you bitches. Lame.
And Merry Christmas to you too.
also most posts are very likely same person too. :/
unlon
penis
oh please oh please oh please
Honest Clintonites admit that the decision of selling weapons to China just after three days of embassy bombings came probably from their side.
Now that's VIP
lol DQN-QUALITY DAYO
DAYOOOOOOOO...
ONE DAY SAAAAAAAAAAYEYEYEYELEEEEEE
ONE DAY ONLY AT THE BON MARCHE
HOLY SHIT I have 'clitz' in my id.
win
Please, oh Please.
My life would be complete.
DQN GET
VIP GET
I just woke up from a 12 and a half hour sleep. I had a dream about this thread. Two people, consecutively, got VIP and IAA in their ID's.
Is that auspicious or what?
P.S. >>313 clizt sounds like clits if you say it right, so shame on you.
Let's do this!
my love, is your love, and your love is maaaaaiii looooovee~<3 ♪
wait wat
I have left 4-ch all these months specifically for the purpose of renewing what luck I may have in obtaining the coveted ID, but alas, I fear I shall only meet disappointment.
I'm not sure if my IP address has changed or not but I'm too lazy to check
i like tits
TITTEN
CMON BIG MONEY
This thread is depressing.
UNDYING DIVOTION
Are we there yet?
not yet
c'mon c'mon c'moooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://4-ch.net/personal/kareha.pl/1263656493/8
Someone did it!!
I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves worthy of the name /iaa/, to ride out the storm of id threads, and to outlive the menace of show off sumbishes on other boards, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.
At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Squeekinesses Government-every man of them. That is the will of /iaa/ and 4-ch.
The /iaa/ and the occasional visitors from other boards, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death their native mission, aiding each other like good comrades to the utmost of their strength.
Even though large tracts of internet, and many old and famous Sites have fallen or may fall into the grip of the failfaggots who now try to show us up on our own home turf, and all the odious apparatus of their rule, we shall not flag or fail.
We shall go on to the end, we shall post in France,
we shall post on the seas and oceans,
we shall post with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our /iaa/, whatever the cost may be,
we shall post on the beaches,
we shall post on the landing grounds,
we shall post in the fields and in the streets,
we shall post in the hills;
we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this /iaa/ or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our text-boards on other parts of this site, armed and guarded by the /DQN/ fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the acquisition of the ID's.
>>334
not bad, but not in this thread. junior has to do it for grandpa.
also get.
∩＿＿＿∩
| ノ ヽ/⌒) POSTAN
/⌒) (ﾟ) (ﾟ) | .| ▂ ▪ ▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ￭ … ．
/ / (ﾟ∀ﾟ)_ ミ/ ．▂▅■▀ ▪ ￭ ▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・
.（ ヽ |∪| ／ ◢▇█▀ ¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄
＼ ヽノ / ￭ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ ．
/ / ▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ …．▅ ￭ ◥◣
| _つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂ ▪ ￭▂▄▃▄▂
| （ ´ω｀） ＼ ￭ ¨ ▀▀▀■▀▀▀ ▪ ￭ ∴‥
| / ) )
∪ （ ＼
＼＿)
I did it.
k
victory
id
win
exan
I think id thread is a pretty cool guy, eh get and doesn't afraid of anything.
HOW EXCITING
ｷﾀ━(´◕ฺω◕ฺ｀)✪ฺД✪ฺ)◕ฺ∀◕ฺ)♉ฺA♉ฺ)☼Д☼)❝ฺ❝ฺ)◉ฺ｡◉ฺ)▣▣)☉∀☉)━!!!!
moe~
>>342
don't dissapoint junior and grandpa!!
42
...skidoo!
arr
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!
But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso popped out!
The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms popped out!
The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.
By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs popped out.
The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.
The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."
fuckin get already
This is or is not it.
This could be it, but no, probably not.
penis
penis was not it
but vagina
buttz
b00bz yo
dammit.
Oh no! Someone's onto my evil scheme to post consecutive messages in a single thread without waiting for my ip to chagne... If only I'd taken into account that someone else could read my id!
Oh, woe is me.
kekeke keeee
bumpu~
puts gun to forehead
gun is a revolver
so ronery
a single bullet is loaded into it
god dammit
who, me?
pulls the trigger
click
click
click
SEX, i had it.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOGOGOGOOGOGOGGOGOGOOGOGoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Have I posted here before? I don't remember. I guess it doesn't matter.
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Everything matters.
getget
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTGETGETGETGETGETGET
This thread is demoralizing. This is part two, and after 384 posts there's not even a single get.
O god... so tired...
Pulls trigger
BAM
i even already got a real vagina, but still not this fucking get. DAMNIT.
If I get the get for you will you put it in your girly hole on camera and send the video to me?
also get
>.>
<.<
...get
Beginning countdown:
1
0
fucking son of a bitch
1
2
Here it isn't.
1
In Soviet Russia, countdown interrupts YOU!
...2
i come and get. bye
Hey, I'm COUNTING here.
1
HEY YOU
OUT THERE IN THE COLD
(・∀・) In Latin, they call that "countus interruptus"!
bum dum tsh
1
2
3
4...
5
Counting online just isn't as much fun without someone trying to interrupt you.
sigh
(´ω｀)...
7
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
counting thread
YEAH!
lolololo PENIS
lanetion
Welp
yurp
∧＿∧
( ･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |
(っ l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l getgetgetget
./ )|二;;二二;;二='''''''''''￣
( /￣∪＿／ヽヽ
wat
:)
8===D~~~~
If I GET then I will keep this IP for all of eternity
8=========D~~~~~~~~~~~~~
penis.
IT WILL HAPPEN IF NOT NOW THEN IN THE FUTURE
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as a bossy-pants-half-empty cup pessimist that doesn't believe in the collective goal of the deeply committed id thread participants, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as a bossy-pants-half-empty cup pessimist that doesn't believe in the collective goal of the deeply committed id thread participants, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
>>424
you are just retarded.
also another try~
Quoffuff, with two f's and no k.
I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN
I AM EXCITED
CAPSLOCK GET
lolol
>>426
don't be H8N.
Hi
I have so many things to do around the house, but I can't help myself. I must do this. I must post here. I must win.
yeaaa
I feel like the person who actually gets one of these in his ID will be like Mel Gibson in that final scene of Braveheart.
"IIIIIIIDDDDDDDDD GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
It will be very dramatic and we'll all cry.
His fame will be fleeting, but we'll remember him, damnit, we'll remember him.
Is my ID here
derp
What is with the whole "hurp derp" thing? Retards don't sound like that, yo.
It just sounds unnatural... I hate to see people using it.
>>437
Or we'll just spend 3 posts hating him and then forget all about it.
>>440
Ok, sounds like the even more retarded people use ", yo." then.
I might as well see what another country brings.
>FkCk
My sentiment exactly.
>>446
yeah, good job there.
i know how
wat
>>448
why? just so you don't have to be reminded of your failure every time you see this thread?
Whenever I drink coffee, I have to poop. It's a pleasant sensation, but it sucks when you're on a road trip.
1234567890
>>452
For some reason, I never have that problem when I'm out somewhere. Only at home
0987654321
sithe .. sit here
Quitters go to hell; failures get low rent apartments in heaven.
ok
Sure why not
bampu
I will succeed!
I will fail
do
ero ero
drr drr drr
моот!
This is a bad thread.
But it gives us something to look forward to...
Onward!
I WISH I HAD SOMETHING AWESOME TO SAY OH GOD
This thread... it's awesome.
This board... it's dead.
1,471 posts, in two threads (that I know of), and not a single get.
Fuck.
UNGA
Yaranaika?
mnnjm
jews?
to many posts
A man once became so obsessed with grammatical errors that he spent days, weeks, locked away in his room thinking about them. He died of starvation.
So I choose not to get upset- any longer- over grammatical errors.
BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF IS ON FIRE
also to many posts
>>480
Oops, lease time hasn't run out yet.
Manually reset now.
So... jews then?
they stole my vip quality
JEWS DID VIP QUALITY
9/11 DID JEWS
let me just leave this holocaust card here...