Father, Mother
Son, Daughter
Grandson, Granddaughter
Great grandson, Great granddaughter
Great-great grandson, Great-great granddaughter
Descendents, grandparentsgrandfathergrandmothergrandchildrengrandsongranddaughter, great grandfather, great grandmother
uncleauntcousinnephewniecefather-in-lawmother-in-lawson-in-lawdaughter-in-lawbrother-in-lawsister-in-law
stepfatherstepmotherstepsonstepdaughterstepsisterstepbrotherhalf-brotherhalf-sister
Tosser Wanker Slag Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Lost the plot Daft Cow Arsehole Barmy Chav Dodgy Git Gormless Manky Minger Muppet Naff Nutter Pikey Pillock Plonker
Prat Scrubber Trollop Uphill Gardener Twit Knob Head Piss Off Bell End Lazy Sod Skiver Knob Wazzock Ninny Berk Airy-fairy Ankle-biters Arse-licker Arsemonger Chuffer Daft as a bush Dead from the neck up Gannet Gone to the dogs
Ligger Like a dog with two dick with Mad as a bag of ferrets
Maggot Mingebag
Not batting on a full wicket
Plug-Ugly
Chav
John Thomas
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
Dumbass.
Don't get a mind reader, get a palm reader. I know you have a palm.
You are as useless as a white crayon!
Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.
When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom, animal control euthanized your brother, and A&E made a documentary that saved your life.
Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.